>have depression
>some nurse sends you to see Forest Green Rovers get relegated back out of the Football League

Hahahaha what

better than canada's treatment

>have insomnia
>doc prescribes you la liga

>Watch Manchester United
>Feel better about myself

>watch arsenal
>realise country gone to shit

>>149896708 (OP)
>We Are FGR! (fucking getting relegated)

>>149896773
kek

A great treatment for Faggot Syndrome is to just go out and do something you wouldn't normally do. This is perfect for that. Whether the official medical condition of depression is the same as the informal yet readily evident condition of Faggot Syndrome, is a separate debate.

Surprised it’s not womens super league

>be fat
>berau for fitness mandates tailgating and nfl

>>149896877
If I was depressed and was sent to watch Reading Women play Doncaster Belles at Slough Town's ground on a Sunday, I would commit an act upon myself so violent that nobody in attendance would be able to forget it and go about their lives as normal again.

Blyth Spartans are the reason I have depression, please don't prescribe even more suffering.

>>149896872
Dr. Chud works for the NHS?

>have depression
>a nurse sends you to see Robbie Savage
No.

>>149896998
Before you do that, please consider the horrific impact it would have on those four innocent spectators.

NOOOOOO
HOW DARE YOU GIVE THE BLACKPILLED WAGIES ANY HOPE
SEND THEM STRAIGHT TO AUSCHW—- EHM I MEAN THE ETHICAL EUTHANISIA MACHINE

>*wheeze*
>D-Doctor....
>*huff huff*
>Put Ngubu on the telly

>>149897415
HE'S FLATLINING NURSE GIVE ME A 20 MINUTE NGUBU GOAL COMPILATION STAT

>>149896998
I commit acts upon myself during women’s football as well, but if you class them as “violent”, you’re probably doing it wrong.

>>149896708 (OP)
that's actually a really fucking good idea
and I'm not being ironic about it.
who ever made this decision is based as fuck and I hope it works out for everyone involved.

>>149902602
Immigrants get first dibs, of course
>The scheme offers free or subsidized tickets to professional football matches, encouraging social inclusion and emotional well-being. Health officials say asylum seekers are particularly vulnerable to mental health challenges due to the stresses of displacement, isolation, and uncertain legal status.

Dr. Laura Ahmed, a consultant psychiatrist involved with the program, emphasised the importance of non-clinical support: “Traditional treatment alone isn’t always enough. Connection, belonging, and joy can be just as healing.”

>>149902644
oh God ffs that really pisses on my chips.

I'm actually fucking crestfallen

>>149896773
lmao

>>149902670
inb4
>just get some tickets to Notts County on r NHS M8
no I think I'm going to set fire to a boatwog hotel actually

>>149902644
And you will pay for it.

So why wouldn’t I just say I’m depressed and get free tickets? Assuming they extend the scheme to real teams and not non-league or lower table PL shitters

>>149896773
Kek

>>149902644
>“Traditional treatment alone isn’t always enough. Connection, belonging, and joy can be just as healing.”
>Maybe they wont rape gang our women if they get some free footy in

>>149896708 (OP)
lmao

>>149902644
>Dr Ahmed

>>149902644
Ah yes indeed, that was also in an article where immigrants have been given all sorts of freebie, Amazon parcel, fen days outs )maybe FGR was one - lolz) etc etc. As per usual the ones who shout the loudest and cause the most trouble get treated the best, a passive aggressive approach by the authorities where they think this solves a problem in some ways.

wouldn't mind being sent to watch women's football. Men's crowds are a bit aggressive

>>149902644
i'm afraid no one else is going to support the forest green rovers besides a bulgarian who has never heard of them

>go to proctologist
>they have ARSEnal game on in lobby

>>149896773
classic

>that will be 70% of your income + tithe