How would you fix this club?

>>149900194 (OP)
Gregg Berhalter
No wait...

>>149900194 (OP)
what did they do now?

The Chicago Fire soccer team's performance has been inconsistent in recent years. While they did improve in 2023 by accumulating 40 points for the first time since 2019, they still finished 13th in the Eastern Conference, missing the playoffs for the sixth consecutive year. Their performance has been described as "another typical Chicago Fire season" despite some brief positive stretches.

>>149900394
The Chicago Fire soccer team's performance has been inconsistent in recent years. While they did improve in 2023 by accumulating 40 points for the first time since 2019, they still finished 13th in the Eastern Conference, missing the playoffs for the sixth consecutive year. Their performance has been described as "another typical Chicago Fire season" despite some brief positive stretches.

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Well what’s their problem?

>>149900194 (OP)
Unironically, with a fire

>>149900194 (OP)
Relocate them to Des Moines

>>149900194 (OP)
But MLS fags told me that Berhalter was the reason the USMNT was so good why is Chicago doing so bad if they have the American Guardiola?

>>149900194 (OP)

>named after a tragedy that burned down the city and caused 300+ deaths

do Americans really

>>149900528
Their manager is Berhalter

>>149900528
Suffering from chronic MLS

>>149900662
they alread have the menace

>>149901274
Wait till you find out about the Chicago Blackhawks my friend

>>149904089
they're named after a military division

>>149904149
>Fuck he knows

Shut it down

>>149900335
>>149901259
The Fire already have more points than they had last year and are in range for a playoff spot

>>149904206
Yeah but if the best the fire can do is tie. They have no chance against the two New York teams they have to have to secure a post season berth this year.

>>149901259
Because he is a meme that Chicago believed in

>>149900194 (OP)
moar money

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>>149909838
How much money?

>>149909881
Peak culture observer

>>149900194 (OP)
change the league to allow promotion/relegation so they can figure their shit out in a lower division like they're supposed to
(if they're getting relegated, i dunno; mls is too shitty to watch, due in part to the lack of promotion/relegation)

>>149900194 (OP)
Bring back Michael Jordan

>>149913893
pro/rel bringing in fans is just cope. all mls needs is a much higher salary cap/floor and take away the other roster rules.
i'm sure whatever euro team you're a fan of is always one of the top teams in their league and never close to relegation

>>149904206
Over half the league gets into the playoffs literally who fucking cares about doing bare minimum

>>149913927
Why would I be a fan of a euro team, I don't live there

>>149913963
generally only euro snobs whine about no pro/rel, my mistake for not knowing you're just retarded

>>149900194 (OP)
>Fire's defensive record is so poor under berhalter they're still on track to concede 50+ goals in the regular season like in previous seasons despite bringing in new defenders
oof maybe baldie really is a meme coach.

>>149913893
USL Premier League soon.

>>149913984
>>149904547

As a Chicago native, I hope they get their shit together before the new stadium kicks off. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy them playing at soldier field but would rather they play closer.

>>149913893
USL Premier soon.

>>149913938
The Fire haven't been anywhere close to the playoffs so it's something

>>149913984
>new defenders
Like that Poonion reject and some shitter from a second division in Scandinavia?

>>149916696
What would you do to fix this club?

>>149900528
They suck at defence and are decent in offense

>>149900194 (OP)
Thank you once again for helping me keep my thread alive for two days. I will post pictures of the Chicago fire stadium construction soon!

>>149900194 (OP)
It's a little weird to name a club after some TV series, what's next? LOST FC? House MD AC? FC Big Bang Theory?

>>149927206
Wait till you hear about the the Chicago BVLLS

>>149916696
Woah woah woah, thier not all bad. You have....what about....