If I need a goal in a Champion's League knockout stage game, I'm picking Ronaldo
If I need a meaningless dribble against 9th placed Getafe I'm picking Messi
If I need a freekick against Spain in a non-rigged World Cup, I'm picking Ronaldo
If I need a penalty in a friendly against Nicaragua I'm picking Messi
If I need a midget for my birthay party, I'm picking Messi
Why was Messoy wandering around Florida door to door looking for "Bad Boys"?
If I need to redeem my gift cards, I'm picking OP
If I need my computer fixed over the phone, I'm picking OP
If I want food with traces of fecal matter, I'm picking OP
>BORN TO TSUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
The reality is, if you support Messi, there's a 99% chance you're a manlet. Only manlet faggots support Messi. This is an undeniable fact! This is the crux of ALL Messi sensationalism and CR7 hate.
All Messi scandals are Manlet Scandals—manlets rigging games to fulfill their pathetic delusions of grandeur and manlet fantasies, vicariously through a retarded manlet. This is a FACT!
There needs to be a height requirement to discuss CR7. Why? Simply because a manlet has an inherent confirmation bias that torments his soul and it inveigles his entire life's experiences and existence and how he views the world. It is impossible for him to be rational and unbiased.
>>149904257 (OP)Messi literally scored twice in a World Cup final, OP.
