Xavier edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Sydney Roosters v Melbourne Storm
7:50pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Allianz Stadium, Moore Park
2.42-1.57
>The Storm have won the past six in this rivalry, including a commanding 30-point victory in last year's Prelim Final. The Roosters are coming off a bruising 31-18 defeat to the Sharks in Round 20. The Storm suffered a narrow 18-16 upset loss to the Sea Eagles in Round 20. For the Roosters, Sandon Smith and Sam Walker will partner in the halves, with Hugo Savala named among the reserves as he recovers from a wrist injury. Ethan King comes into the centres, replacing Billy Smith (concussion). With Victor Radley sidelined due to a shoulder issue, Siua Wong returns from a knee injury to start at lock. For the Storm, Tyran Wishart takes over at five-eighth in place of Cameron Munster, who has been granted personal leave following his father’s passing. Nelson Asofa-Solomona is out through suspension, with Kane Bradley and Bronson Garlick added to the bench. Ryan Papenhuyzen (calf) remains unavailable. Storm winger Xavier Coates will celebrate his 100th NRL game. The Storm have a dominant record over the Roosters, winning 32 of 52 NRL encounters. Melbourne has won the last six clashes between the two clubs and eleven out of the last twelve.
Roosters 1-12 3.60
Roosters 13+ 5.80
Storm 1-12 2.80
Storm 13+ 3.00
Roosters +3.5 1.99 Storm -3.5 1.82

>>149920227 (OP)
Morning lads i have been unbanned

congratulations

what's good fellas?

not you LMAO

Sent that little freak flying

can't really argue with that but I'm alright, hope you're having a good day or else it gets better

Weird we didnt have a thread for most of the week
Could of made one myself, but yknow

Is r/NRL good? i think i will get perma banned on there if i said what i say on here

>>149923339
We did tho >>149854334

kek

KEK

Nice pic nuthreadcunt

As a patented Storm hater I'm hoping the Roosters get belted so they drop out of finals contention.

Gotta say, the new Lawnton McD's is really good stuff. Very competent zoomers on the counter and drive-thru, hot and fresh hamburgers. All around good show for outer
-suburban fast food joint. I only hope that after the honeymoon period of the new location is gone, it stays this good.

Anyone tried the Big Arch?

Probably going to get it for lunch tomoz

>>149924936
The little milk bar next to the Warby's butchershop at Lawnton was great once upon a time. Used to he owned by an old German women and she did like half a dozen different types of sausages.

>>149924984
Just a big mac with some onion rings thrown on, probably like $15
Hard pass from me

They aren't onion rings dumbass

I have limited my betting amount to $5 a week

>>149925642
Based

Betbros….
ScratchieSigmas keep winning!!

>>149925914
>$30 scratchie
Wtf?

THE bet

A single.

$1 into $2mil

don't forget to do your tippies family!

A smaller one.

Big Foe

>>149926123
2 mil is a crazy bet

>>149923670
The fuck is this?

>>149926541
Nice try cunt. If you didn't do that I would have given you 10K.

TOMORROW NIGHT: Fresh unagi at Suncorp Stadium!

>>149927122
Dubs confirms it. Broncos by 50.

Dunno lad this feels exactly like the kind of easy matchup that the Broncos like to choke.

This is probably the best round to use your joker

>>149927224
dont fall for the Cowboys trap though Dragons are morals

But I tipped the Dragons

>>149927315
F U C K I N G
B
A
S
E
D

Happy Birthday Bron

you now remember Matt Gillett

>>149927390
No I don’t

Who?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqoL25lGlPc

>>149928140
whos that with the bazoinga zoingas

That’s not his penis the angle is wrong

Penis expert has logged on lads

>>149928151
Aaron Woods

>>149927224
based jinx

Poorm
Poogans
Peems
Pozziors
Poothers
Pooarks
Pooders
Pooly

tipping poosters

>>149927122
https://youtu.be/G8t0KTOeMPw?si=gvAN9C7-kFp_ZzQC
YOU HAVE NO HONOUR SHIBASAKI-SAN

tiffany salmond has signed with R360 as a conditioning coach

I don't believe it

Based whistling ad

time flew this week speaking of time
TIME FOR FOOTY AND THE BASED /nrl/ FAMILY hope youse have had a good week

>>149928427
more like this https://youtu.be/nGy9uomagO4?si=JwX4LHC4YBPzGkWF

went poorm and a radley sin bin

If im leading out my footy team and they start playing enter sandman, im leading the team straight back to the locker room.
Get a better song already.

I'm sticking with Poosters they've got the style to beat this loose Melbourne they'll hurt them them at contact and bait penalties and score tries out wide

are bowl cuts back lads

Melbourne just got confirmed to win

>>149928151
Angela White

>>149928748
based fellow NRLW watcher

>bronworried.jpg

Teddy did something good

>>149928781
hes LEADING THJE DALLY M YOU IDIOT

more like the slippy M

Daniel Tupou you are a Dubai Sheik

>>149928789
that can't be right...

poorm fucking suck belly ache needs to coach the pootans

POORM FUCKING ROCK, BELLY ACHE YOU ARE THE COACH OF THE SAUDI YELLOW SNOW CAMELS

>>149928811
are you joshking

>>149928773
I’m taking 4th back Joe

>>149928789
so you’re telling me the bloke who was captain of NSW but got dropped and watched his beloved Blues lose another series from the sidelines is now the best performing player in the league, very surprised

craig should really tell them to catch those ones

corr

>just coconut things

KEK nice one... NOT

MELBOURNE (QLD) POOOOORRRMMMM

Absolute spastics. Can’t believe I tipped this peem.

Neither of these teams can win the comp, not enough good defence. They could improve though

I for one do NOT condone the constant bullying of Hindy over his lack of a hip. Especially when Peels are the true ‘09 champs.

It draws attention to that fact so it’s ok but it shouldn’t be to the extent of cruelty

DOUBLE KILL

Hindy shouldn’t be waking up every morning and that being his first thoughts

>runs thru you

Smith makes that tackle if there’s no head clash

That was some bugs bunny shit
>hey, look over there!
>bad guys smack into eachother

ref scrambling to keep poosters in this

soon

Embarrassing for easts

There’s no advantage if you’re still behind where the infraction occurred, ref is right

HOW CAN SOMETHING SO WONG
FEEL SO WIGHT

>>149929012
age is just a number

Melbourne are pure shit

get that in to ya Belza

Manly beat Melbourne last week on old boys day in Melbourne. This is more profound than previously realised

Wasn’t forward

All the passes they ignore and this is the one they pick up on

Rigged garbage
See ya tomorrow lads

TAKE THE POO

>not taking the poo
its over for the poorm

based walkTWINK the poo curse truther

fell asleep on the chair again lads

shit result but mad restecp for not taking the poo

>>149929102
*throws folded pair of socks at your head*

>>149929000
Why do you have this pic saved?

>>149929000
I need this

>>149929078
>>149929083
I missed it. What happened? Refball?

footy is back lads

huge moment losing hughes there

>dislocated shoulder
just smash it back in riggs style and get back out there!

based qlder collins

>>149929192
Just a possibility of a bad call. Very hard to judge forward passes from one tv angle, it didn’t look forward though

Whoever is doing the music at Allianz tonight needs to be fired

>>149929309
50 bucks its a woman

Tedesco is a milking cunt

>lindsey collins

>>149929324
AS I LIVE AND BREATH RAAYYLAANNDD GIVVENS

>>149929317
Milking your mum the fat cow

BroncGODs on the way to the top 4

>>149929315
I’d take that bet. Reckon one of these >>149928764

Hughes needs some dog biscuits that’ll put him in the right mindset

LONG LIVE THE KING

CLAPBACK

BIGGIE BIGGIE BIGGIE CAN’T YOU SEE

>RPA
St Vincent’s is a lot closer

Tell her spin up some ODB

POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM

FUCKING TWINK SABOTAGING

sam walker you are some shieks plaything!

>vegas raiders on the show tonight
we’re in round 20 and they’re still showing canned stuff from preseason, think I’ll play RL26 instead

Munster’s been very quiet tonight

BAWKBACK

yeah he's offside but they won't call it

Politis made the call

was he though? I’ll take the bunker’s opinion they have all the angles

told ya

I reckon he’s right in line and therefore offside.

I reckon he’s right in line and therefore onside.

kek @ Tupou

Dropped it

Dally M winner right there

refball

phew

Poosters can't win without refball.

>poo
ITS OVER GG POOSTERS

GAME LEVELING POO

>taking the zero

>ttz

>taking the zero

King hat-trick looms

KEK

MELBWIN STORM

based fucking grant

too easy

BAA-ack!

Thinking Stefano in Origin next year lads

>>149929401
HARRY HARRY HARRY CANT YOU SEE SOMETIMES you see sometimes you really hypnotise me

>flooding the holes
That’s what she said

Easts don’t trust their inside men. Robbo you need to do some trust building exercises, get some stage diving happening

>righto boys get on the back of me
reckon Grant might be a lil zesty

BUNKGOD TO SOME
BUNKWITTA TO OTHERS

uhhh ohhh

John's just said it is very hard to breakdown the Storm defence. They have already scored 40.points.

I would kick a fg then a 2pt fg then another 2pt fg

Angus Crichton
modern day Samson

Crichton is too high to not drop the ball

>>149929713
Based 2020 timetraveller

jfc bit fucking casual there m8 kek

nice kick Angus

Forward

100% forward gg poosters

Definitely forward

Forward as fuck Vossy shut your fucking piehole

Gaymes Crydesco

0/1 lads. Feels like every close game has gone against me this year.

fair play Grant was amazing and willed them to victory. I’d give him a RLW week 9.5

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>149929772
You’re leading SC though

>Hughes injured
Raiders are gonna win aren't they

>>149929862
Not looking good for Poorm

>184 replies
Not looking good for the poomunity

>>149929963
Thursday should be combined with Friday game day threads desu

What we actually need is an eternal thread system instead of a individual gameday thread system.

>>149929983
Last Thursday had 521 replies. Depends on the teams playing

>>149930085
>t. GayFL

>>149929805
Yeah but I wanted that coveted /nrl/ double.

That Storm win the best thing I have seen since Jen Hawkins skirt fell down on stage

>>149929963
>>149929983
>>149930090
Reminder that GOATcastle customers fill the threads when our peem is playing.

>>149930113
Jeez that’s a memory unlocked. I remember that footage doing the rounds on channel 10 news. Seeing that arse was phenomenal as a fellow Novocastrian.

>>149930135
She’s a Knights legend

>>149930090
Didn't remember that. True enough I suppose.

>>149930135
Strange that g strings were so taboo back then and that was a newsworthy event

I'm still not convinced by these cap rorting purple dickhead soft cock poofters...
No doubt after tonight they will shorten in the premiership market....again... I just don't see it. In my books they are just a bunch of fucken frauds... have been ever since round 2.

>>149930099
We need to end our inferiority complex to AFL and remember that even though we're not as popular, we still have value

>>149930113
BASED

>>149929000
fuck me! who is the lucky prick that got to impregnate her, and why couldnt it have been me???

>>149930090
Another reminder that the amount resources and talent that the Roosters and Storm have collectively controlled for the last 20 years, while no one really cares about these teams,has been horrific for the game.

>>149930135
>>149930113
Bert Newton replayed that on 20 to 1 every week lmao

goodnight family

>>149936957
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