>ESPN bought NFL network and redzone
why can't we have nice things? NFL network was so comfy because it wasn't about E!SPN shouting matches, and NFL redzone is THE comfiest show in TV history.
Disney/ESPN is going to fucking ruin it.

they own the rich eisen show now too

DUDE MONOPOLIES LMAO

I HECKIN LOVE CORPORATE OLIGARCHIES

>>150054794
fuck I had forgotten about that. I liked that show too because it was comfy.
WHY CAN'T I HAVE COMFY THINGS

I dont even know how ESPN will ruin Redzone because it's so pure in concept and perfect in execution. But they'll find a way.

>>150054902
Ads and "live guests".

Shut up and eat the slop, goyim.

>>150054911
>"live guests"

>>150054936
do they have something like redzone for soccer? I feel like it'd work really well
>>150054957
>here's Stephen A Smith's loud voice to react to that touchdown

>>150054911
>here's Joy Taylor to tell us about the patriarchy

>>150055004
oh god I could 100% see ESPN signing her

>>150054983
We have simulcasts in Germany, yes. Not sure whether other countries have this.

>>150054667 (OP)
I’d imagine browns in black plastic frame glasses giving their opinions on everything will be the first step of ESPNization.

>>150054902
first things first they must fire that privileged white man who has single handedly run red zone and replace him someone lame and gay

welp redzone is dead

>>150055355
Replace him with twenty jeets, forget crackstreamz.cz or whatever…the regular red zone broadcast will time out and have a chatango window next to it

>I think America's had enough of the Red, it's time for Blue Zone with me, your orator, Stephen A Smith.

>>150055563
>YEAH YEAH YEAH
>YEAH YEAH YEAH
>AWWW SHEEEEEIT IT DO BE TIME FOR DAT RED ZAWN LES GOOOOOOOOO

>>150055563
>WE ALL KNOW WHAT THE RED ZONE BRINGS TO THE TV
>WE ALL KNOW WHAT SUNDAYS ARE FOR
>WE KNOW IT'S TIME FOR FOOTBALL
>BUT THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS: AMERICA HASN'T FORGOTTEN WHAT DIDDY DID IN SOUTH BEACH

>>150055563
>"Stephen A Zone"
>Supposed to cover the entire league
>Refuses to switch off the Cowboys game and when they're not playing only talks about the Cowboys.