1st for Dricus Dupleases

first for lest we forget our legends

First for the only ranked canadian fighter zahabi

Do not forget the virtues of the heemsoul:

HEEMSOUL

We have sufficient advantages over our enemies that are borrowed and not truly our own; it is the quality of a porter, and no effect of virtue, to have stronger arms and legs; it is a dead and corporeal quality to set in array; 'tis a turn of fortune to make our enemy stumble, or to dazzle him with the light of the sun; 'tis a trick of science and art, and that may happen in a mean base fellow, to be a good fencer. The estimate and value of a man consist in the heart and in the will: there his true honor lies.

Valor is stability, not of legs and arms, but of the courage and the soul; it does not lie in the goodness of our horse or our arms but in our own. He that falls obstinate in his courage----he who, for any danger of imminent death, abates nothing of his assurance; who, dying, yet darts at his enemy a fierce and disdainful look, is overcome not by us, but by fortune; he is killed, not conquered; the most valiant are sometimes the most unfortunate. There are defeats more triumphant than victories. Never could those four sister victories, the fairest the sun ever be held, of Salamis, Plataea, Mycale, and Sicily, venture to oppose all their united glories, to the single glory of the discomfiture of King Leonidas and his men, at the pass of Thermopylae. Who ever ran with a more glorious desire and greater ambition, to the winning, than in the certain loss of a battle?

He resolved to make good the pass, and with the death of them, to make the enemy buy their entry as dear as possibly he could; as it fell out, for being presently environed on all sides, after having made a great slaughter of the enemy, he and his were all cut in pieces. Is there any trophy dedicated to the conquerors which was not much more due to these who were overcome? The part that true conquering is to play, lies in the encounter, not in the coming off; and the honor of valor consists in fighting, not in subduing.

It's so over for Tony

https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1mi2dnr/lmfao/

Gane.

Jon Anik here on the line with Coach Anon. What do you got coach?
"Um.. Umar looked good Round 1 but he has to watch out for that Batista Bomb."
Thanks coach.

Arman is the brazza Garth

>>150109368
Show me Arman doing this to a fighter

Missionary of Burma Joshua Van

Heem?
Sleem?
Weem?
Deem?
Zeem?

We are heeming dreamers

>>150109332
This isn’t true

Jolie Porier, brewed for those with the pawg milf spirit

Jasmine Sexybitchivous

anthony smith is actually a very smart fighter because he quits long before he can sustain any head trauma

Myktybek Orolbai

.

Smiff da type of doo to look like another doo

>>150109334
You have sex with men (canine and human).

It was all a heem
Gooning to Ronda in SI magazine
Career advice from Callen in the limousine

>>150109505

The Smiff 2.0 Project is coming along nicely.

>>150109376
Many such instances of Shartman punching people to no effect, just like Garth here.

Dummy thick Jon Jones

Doctor Umstick

>>150109528
Troonmala Asspissnal has wet dreams about this man.

Schaub probably busted raw in Honda and you're just gooning to pawg milfs. Sort yourself out.

>>150109564
If someone's gooning to pawg milfs there's nothing wrong with them

>>150109528
Get inducted into the hall
Every Saturday Jess Attack
baby daughter makes the call

pawg milf hotwife bbc amateur
*press enter*

>>150109528
Homina homina homina!!!

YUM YUM YUM!

NOM NOM NOM!

BLACK DADDY CUM IN MY TUM!!

state of brazil

>>150109528

@Grok 500 word essay comparing and contrasting Austin Metcalf and Lee Rigby double space times new roman size 12 font

ITS TAPE

>>150109650

Submissive and breedable? More like finish your homework and make sure it's submitted and readable.

>>150109661
Two po little AGPiggy white boys dat got too hangry fa some BBC dick daddy juice.

>>150109619
I type that

Ms. Drew’s goal in life is to be on Grooby Girls

>>150109681
Many such cases...sad!

Oink on ya pink piglet panties

Metcalf would heem Rigby and I am tired of pretending that he wouldn't.

What's the paki version of a pawg milf?

>>150109716
oink

I wear a durag on the metro so white mandem don't sit next to me bruv

Sean Strickland was raped.

>>150109760

Evloev married a 9 year old

>>150109768
Any proof?

Sean Strickland rode his dead daddy reverse cowgirl I'm afraid.

Schaub married a messican

RDA named his kids Bob and Donald

>Jones said that he was sexually assaulted as a child.[217]

What's that like a chocolate chip with some salsa on it? *slaps knee"

Fist for Finland

Movsar Evloev is the type of man I want my sister to marry

Finnish Jiu Jitsu

Bob Dos Anjos

Tom aspinall Is the best fighter in history of mankind god bless him
Prime stipe fucks him up tho

Stipe Miocic vs Prime Stipe

>>150109899
Both blown out by BBC I’m afraid

Nothing is enjoyable

Hoodiegod

just remembered kwabhitch reaching for the belt when umar got bred by merab

>>150109802
He said it was sexual, it was physical rape

Joe Pyfer fights are like a game of chess

>>150109919
*wasn't

>>150109912
They didn’t inform Khabib that fights were now being scored off emoting instead of damage

>>150109881

Dubstep, whatever happened there?

>>150109937
I'm afraid MMA Joey had it 30-25 Merab

I'll have my AR-15 like this, I'll have my zero dark 30 night vision like this, my big dick's right there still

they trying to sue our guy schaub? Big mistake

Fleeting and meaningless

Schaub was a strong 7

>>150109944
Oh for me? For me personally? IMHO opinion its Seapunk.

Schaubs corey barely hit 5 inches and was dry and crusty

Goob had that Donkey Kong banana

whats next for former welterweight champion mr. remember the name belal muhammad

Shouldn't even be surprised that noncelord can visually measure a meng

>>150109881
the one that gets giga aids from ladyboys in Thailand?

Nigger

Terrified Topiglet, tragically

>>150110021
Oh no he's not going to like this post I fear

paper beats rock
gamrot beats topuria

Currently Khamzatting my Chimaev.

Angella Hill is fighting this week

>>150110044
>no dick
Gay.

>>150110047
did he like it

WE cannot follow THEM

>>150110047
Ahh hell nah tell unc he's scaring the huzz

Topuria is big chicken ducking Arman

>>150110047
this was taken shortly before he blasted cum on black buttcheeks

>>150110060
Punch a whore directly in her nose

Belel should be cut

Tuivasa is one of the most rounded fighters on the roster

>>150110079
Yes sounds like something Gay Sex Provider would do

>>150110085
Kek

i rate rory mac over gsp because rory isn't a God-forsaken miscegenating redditor
also i hate quebecois

>>150110044
Women like this love Asain men. Food for thought.

Shoeyvasa, what happened there?

Dude Dicking Provider

>>150110085

>>150110097
Rory cums directly into white pussy

>>150110107
precisely

Butt Sex Dispenser

Rear Dicking Receiver

>>150110080
ALL women are whores by the way.

>>150110127
Fightfairy isn't like that

>>150110127

>>150110105
i also yo-yo between 160 and 190 food is just so yummy

Abhorrent misery

>>150110127
Beside my mom

Finland, have a smoke.

>>150110136
sean isnt into "french/italian" hybrids he only goes down on anglo girls that look like dudes

I think Italy is losing it

>>150110153
That's not Nina kek

Shota Sean was sadly bricked up when Zatdaddy choked him out I fear

>>150110151
Getting to it first feeding the cat

did merab lose to umar under one scoring criteria? let's discuss.

Zatdiddy oinked for Kadaddy I fear

>>150110165

Khadaddy took Bibdaddy's dih up his ahh

>>150109912
i love slightly overweight girls like this

>>150110185
It's ok canadians have a hard time opening their eyes fully

>>150110136
property of BSC (big schmo cock)

I heemed in the side piece's mouth only bongs ago

The Schmo is Jewish

>>150110207
i didnt watch the video i just saw brown legs and assumed it was nina

I fucked Nina Drama behind a granita vendor in Sicily in 1996

>>150110207
Id leave you wide eyed and on yuor back post weemjob, Louiegee. Respectfully.

>>150109912
Who's the blouse

>>150110136
I always thought Helen was born a man but when I found out The Schmo was a ukrainian jew I became certain.

I will not follow the Schmo

I don't care much for Ariel Helwani or his people

>>150110224
my culture aint your costume nigga

No other fight excites more than this

>>150110224
I could blindfold you with floss

>>150110246
a fight for all the marbles

>>150110246
Slop kino

I like how my mail doesn't come for 3 days then I suddenly get 12 things all at once.

Lazy god damn fucking black African American jiggaboo melon munching coon ass NIGGERS really ruined the entire US Postal Service.

Helen Schmulenson

>>150110262
Cool it with the racism

Nigger

>>150110246
MASSIVE title implications with this one

>>150110262
Sorry your dildos were
late but this an MMA general

>>150110262
Your father raped you.

The racism will persist until conditions improve.

The tafas are absolutely drained

Nigger nigger nigger

>>150110285
Please stop posting your mothers sexual partners.

>NOOO ILLIA DON'T NUKE MY INBRED 3RD WORLD SHITHOLE WHAT ABOUT MY FRIENDS , MY FAMILY PLEASE DON'T DO THIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOACK

>>150110292
Turn your monitor on playa!

>>150110298
You literally have sex with individuals that were assigned male at birth.

>>150110292
>>150110285
Weemed that wop

>>150110202
>slightly
She literally looks like she's going to burst, the fucking piggy

>>150110292
My mom is not american (it was a thing american women did in the 80s), and fuck you I won't do what you tell me

Dad dad dad dad dad

>>150110305
Turn your monitor on

>>150110262
Did you order an hanwei xl katana you fedora wearing fuck? Respectfully.

Fucking hell you cunts are unfunny

>>150110303
Chink

>>150110310
Bodied that freak

>diddler walks
>ddp wins
Epstein broke the matrix

>>150110292
Bodied that moortalian

>>150110315
be the change you want in the world b

>>150110315
Try turning your monitor on first

Tom Aspinall's son

>>150110292

>>150110319
Dirty diaper panties always win in the Madame Tyla household I fear.

>>150110323
I always think Tommy is rolling a blunt from this thumbnail

Spawn of Ciryl Gane

Clozapiglet is thinking about children again.

>>150110333
Wait how exactly does this post relate to combat sports discussion?

>>150110322
Knock knock

Literally heemed minge twice this evening

>>150110336
I'm not sure this post is really about martial arts either. Hmm..

>>150110346
who's there?

Chubby blonde TS Ms. Drew fucks the landlord

>>150110352
But enough about botched bottom surgery

>>150110342
>>150110353
You post bloody bussy nudes to teenage boys.

Hap

>>150110352
good for u bitch i havent boned in 6 years joe pyfer

Is Jiri retarded? not the usual autism related either, fucker weighed in 208 at some point on fight night. Costa has weighed in at fucking 215. the guys like Pereira consistently weigh in 230+
20 lbs disadvantage is hilarious.

>>150110354
Not you

>>150110360
Be nice, Clozaraped has depression from not lifting wet wipes to old man ass.

>>150110378
and you have the gall to call others unfunny smdh bappa

another masterclass by gane
bravo

>>150110379
Clozatrans got bottom surgery to funnel double dose dementia dingleberries directly into xer gangrenous gape

>>150110377
Jiri is a pretty confidence driven fighter. If feeling light and flowy or whatever gives him that boost, he will do it.

>>150110400
no retard he spent too long in the sauna and botched his weight cut

>>150110393
holy shit

>>150110393
This changes everything

>>150110407
JiRoevWade is still sweating out the sub Saharan spunk his Modaddy seeded him with, sadly

Arman vs Hooker? Nah, seen that one.

>>150110407
There have been talkings of him walking around at 210/215 and potentially making MW a few years back.

>>150110395
A dementia dookie obelisk?

>>150110407
that's his lowest but he does weigh less than 220 consistently. there are several MW fighters that weigh as much as him on fight nights.

>>150110295
Why did Charles do this

>>150110393

I'm feeling so disillusioned with the state of the world right now man. Hopefully brighter times are around the corner

Just how bad is Shartles that Jai Herbert’s fleshlight dusted him in seconds?

Just how bad is Shartles that Adriano Martins’ fleshlight subbed him in 2 rounds?

>>150110481
Change ya DDP, piggy playa.

>>150110486
>>150110506
Talmbout Cub swanson's fleshlight, peach of a nigger bum

Its time for another good idea, bad idea.

I'm glad Askren is recovering, but enough with talk about how inspiring it all is. He nearly permaheemed himself because he didn't bathe thoroughly after working out.

Good idea: Gamrot

Cub is about to recreate a ''y'all must've forgot'' moment

>>150110506
>>150110486
change your DDP(dirty diapers paki) playa

Bad Idea: Fuckin' with Gamrot

Remember when RDA was taking steroids and became world class for a short period, and then his trainer went on Rogan and said the reason he got good was because plyometrics?

(if you don't, you're a cazzie)

>>150110392
Funny how? Like a clown?

Raped
Diaper
Ape

Cub swanson specializes in heeming niggers, he is kinda like Drew dober

Ravaged
Dogestani
Asshole

>>150110579
Tibussy lost and then Slamdaddy spunked 'em.

>>150110393
Tomala bros why does this keep happening to us

I’ll heem you all in Virtua Fighter

>>150110591
If you got any niggers that need heeming, call Dober or Swanson

>>150110393
>everything is now set in motion

Dolbussy got a proper ravaging by Jeandaddy Silverstein I'm afraid

>>150110562
No one cares bozo
>>150110564
Props for watching casino thats what's count in /heem/

Jean silva represents Israel not apezil

>>150110622
The refs stopped Dober from sending that raped nigger back to his whore mother's pussy

>>150110637
>>150110634
I'm afraid Jeanmoshe Silverberg got your little paki brains in a meld

After heeming niggers, Dober always proceeds to bash their heads with necessary unnecessary follow up hammer fists (they are necessary)

does the brazoolian not realise he and pakibong are on the same team

Dirty diaper drew Dobussy was r’d and g’d by Jeandaddy sadly

Monkey king should do this for dc

>>150110673
He is just disappointed, they didn't let him smash the porch monkey's skull with hammer fists

Shu da foooooooooooook up

>>150110595
No. I am really good at Virtua Fighter. I play Wolf and I would land Burning Hammer on you like 20 times.

>>150110649
Somehow still not as bad as how Volkanovski eats

shara magomedov is a baby nephilim found in a cave in afghanistan

Dirty diaper drew is permanently prolapsed I fear

>>150110668
Who are you even talking to?

What's steve erceg best fight

>>150110721
beating pantoja

Why do I keep getting an IP range ban every other day? Janny is getting taken into deep waters by somebody, hoping you figure out how to do your job correctly soon pal.

>>150110725
Fact Check:

>>150110720
You

>>150110746
>Everyone look how fucking ugly Sneed is, eww he is so ugly
Sneed:

They say Sean Strickland could beat off three men at once

Peahead was never good if Holloway pieced his ass up, might be the most embarrassing retirement fight of all time even more than Tyson vs Jake

>>150110751
Fer sure b basically identical

>>150110761
He actually looks even better wtf this dude is a literal Greek God

OHHHHHHH HEEEEM!!

>>150110745
You have sex with men.

Not even the government can get rid of pakibong

>>150110731
Ya dead daddy pulled ya pork I'm afraid.

Justin Gaethje once NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Volumes.

>>150110797
One day randomly he will never post again and we will be fairly certain though not positive that he finally worked up the balls to kill himself.

>>150110820
Angry armpiggy!!!

>>150110820
But enough about dirty diaper Tyla

Sneedy and spammy are flirting again I fear

Sneed misses Spammy when we're not here, she was literally crying the other night.

>ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UetZpfa_GzE
>THEY LINKED UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UetZpfa_GzE
>ITS FINALLY UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UetZpfa_GzE

>>150110864
Not unlike how you flirting boys Madame, lamentably

>>150110873
Factual post I'm afraid.

>>150110812
wow. khamzat makes khabib look like unranked wmma.

>>150110877
You almost spoke English. Better luck next time.

>>150110847
you have a mental illness and are unwell

Pigus makes MMA look like WMMA

>>150110899
there's no denying it. khamzat (upgraded khabib) will be a tremendous challenge for sloppy dricus.

poor little yt boi... in his efforts to fellate another man he ended up falling asleep... poor poor du piggy

>>150110895
But enough about the Pensacola Plumper Ms. Drew

>>150110895
Xhe does, sadly

>>150110881
Xpam xisters....

>>150110913
since khamzat is basically khabib and islam combined and upgraded... i fear he'll be able to do this in just a few seconds.

>>150110932
Yep

The Pensacola Poodle Pumper

>>150110911
Du Pozzlet's only challenge is finding which Bantu dick daddy to milk with his bacon bussy.

>>150110932
factual, i fear... if his chocolate daddy brunson was able to mount and smatter his bussy, who knows what his zatdaddy can do?

Imagine revving somebody for half a decade straight lmao

Finna oinksplode

The Pozzed Prostitute of Pensacola

>>150110960
Xadame has been squealin' for much longer I fear.

Pork War 3. Never forget.

The Pensacola Pomeranian Penetrator

>>150110980
That says 2022 you dumbass

>>150110982
Please stop posting what you did to ya dead daddy's pork poker.

The Pensacola Pedophile

jared frickin gordon bro

upgraded khabib vs some bodybuilder... now that's a fucking fight

>please Daddysanya-san…let Pigus milk your chocolate python

>When /heem/ points to the center, sadly...

The Pensacola Pozzed Pitbull Piglet Panty Raped Bitch.

Real levels to pork posting

i like how sneed tries to pretend he's not himself whenever one of these things happen

Me when the schizo spammer is having his daily meltdown

>>150111032
she*
herself*

Double dip dead daddy dickdown dingleberry diarrhoea drenched dirty diaper drew, sadly

>THE Joshua Van??? THE le heckin bez boxer in poofc baybeee?

>>150111032
When what thing happens? What is happening right now?

>>150111044
clear dive, look at how he starts falling before it lands

>>150111047

>>150111044
Never knew about this KEK wtf. Skimming the match and he's actually shit.

I have....an thick peins

No nickel

>>150111032
he literally adores and craves the attention, when he's not getting bullied he'll complain about how /heem/ is shit and ask where spammy is, he genuinely loves this

>>150111032
Xadame pretends xhe's a real woman when sucking off teenage boys for meth sadly.

Remember Bean Askren? Whatever happened to that guy

Joshua Van, the great successor to Joseph Truck

Yeah so anyway

>>150111100
Please use the proper pronouns.

Yeah so anyway I'm a naughty piggy who needs a daddy to punish me...

>>150111132
You were gaped.

Anyone else just randomly yell out " I love whores" or do I have tourettes

Xadame was up at 3AM EST gooning to and posting tranny sissy hypno asking for "Spammy".

>>150111109
Spammy is a good bully. You're the parroting midget following him around. It just doesnt hit the same. Try to contribute and think of some zingers to compliment spammy, rather than trying to emulate. He will appreciate you more and notice.

>>150111080
5.6 inch girth whaddup im the man

Sneed is quite the looker.

Yeah sneed is bad as fuck

>>150111171
This piggy SQUEALIN'!

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150088317/#q150093175
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150088317/#150093180
>waaaaah why isn't spammy here to give me the attention i so desperately crave waaaah i'm so lonely!

>>150111114
He almost died, man

>>150111177
Call me a naughty piggy.

I'm a naughty piggy.

>>150111192
uhh sneedxissies regroup in the cord

it's called mixing the martial arts

I dont understand why Dariush is called Dardush. I dont get it man

atta boy Sneed keep up the good work

I fucked Spammy

>>150111216
I'm not a boy.

I'm a naughty naughty piggy.

Please call me a naughty piggy.

I killed Sneed with my penis. Sorry

Try to go 10 minutes without mentioning Sneed challenge

Is it cause he gets gadooshed
DArdoosh gadoosh

>>150111245
gonna be hard since we're eulogizing the dead bitch

>DDP vs Khamzat will be a draw. Round 1 Khamzat will get a 10-8, win another round and lose the rest

I can't go 10 minutes without my DDP making my clitty leak...

SNEED = GOD

Fuck yall niggas man I'm team spammy for life

God spelled backwards is dog mmmmm........

Whatever man. Go Giacomo

I won an free Blizzarnd at Dairy Queen
I boy Gathje!!

I just want to be called a naughty piggy please.

>>150111298
yeah bitch ass sissies that like dairy queen also happen to like gaethje. what a surprise

>>150111298
You're honestly a beast and thats coming from my heart

>>150111216
Don’t misgender xer

>>150111314
Please call me a naughty piggy.

Let me call you daddy.

>dricus by accident

>>150111335
kek

>>150111314
:)

>>150111369
>>150111314
Oink oink.

Oink oink.

I'm a naughty piggy.

>everyone thinks they are better than dricus until he takes them to toon town. dricus' ability to turn it into a looney tunes fight even resurrected classic dream realm brunson. you ever seen the movie spacejam? be very careful what you wish for.

>>150111298

I love myself homie

I haven't had anything free in awhile

>>150111380
I look like this and say this except with BBC dick daddy loads all over my face.

fuck... dricdaddy is so big and handsome

>>150111298
Fuck that

>>150111403
What are you fucking gay?

Dricus is big but I would beat him in a IRL fight because my speed is superior

>>150111459
That's true

>>150111459
Dricus beat the entire Gracie Baja team back to back whom were smaller and faster so think again

>>150111495
That's a good point. I will adjust my opinion

What are the UFC gonna do with Khamzat after 319?

>>150111513
Book him a title defence probably

>>150111513
Secret juice

>>150111513
Trade him to PFL for Dakota Ditcheva

>>150111513
gilbert burns rematch

BREAKING:
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/1mij170/im_heartbroken_to_announce_i_severely_injured_my/

Famous Redditor Jon "The Man From Cun*ychan" Cunnyman is *out* of his DWCS fight.

If you were BJ would you continue to do meth in the guest house or clean up and do power slap?

bros posting reddit links

>>150111548
Let's be real he's never going to be clean enough to do power slap. He's going to do Tim Sylvia's Budget Emporium Super Slap.

>>150111459
I'm 220 28% bf so I can beat any so I can basically beat any welterweight at 10% bf

>>150111529
UFC runs away with that one, Dakota wants to fight more than once a year.

I hope that redditor dies

I train UFC three times a day a week every 5 days yeah wattuup homie you want the smoke ?

>I can beat any so I can basically beat any

>>150111587
>>150111592

>>150111544
>pulling out over a rib injury
ngmi, and redditlike at that

>I can beat any so I can basically beat any w

basically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5ieGK1uLDM

Embarrassing I wouldn't come on heem for weeks yikes

>>150111513
Strickland but he's banned till infinity so.. imavov I guess

They poisoned my ID

>spend 18 hours per day posting on reddit
>don't recognize a meme
Grim.

>>150111567
Haha big dumb idiot

Animation

bros posting reddit screencaps

>>150111637
>Injurycope a Reddit post
Ohnononoo

Toy Story

>>150111637
OHHH HE'S HURT

>>150111656
So stoic and chadly my boy Dricus is one of the best staredowns in the entire fight game only rivaled by nightmare Sanchez

when that one fighter was like 'I'm joker' and dricus was like 'yeah, you are a joke' that was awesome

>>150111637
oof embarassing Id turn my wifi off for a month

I say "whatever that means" all the time in conversation now. Dricus has a way with words.

>>150111674

I'm like row row like I have cerebral palsy
My flows be's wet like all you girls drawers be
Crack the dill's spread the Buddha in the hid-ouse
Roll it up and Diddas, who tipped in for the 10 bag
Etcetera, I roll my blunts with two textures
Pick up 50 bags and then I smoke all the extras

Prediction: Sean Strickland will end up like Ben Askren emaciated in a hospital bed

posting rap lyrics is gayer than the daddy spam

>>150111703
there are chills

>>150111716
no the daddy spam is gayer it's incredibly gay

>>150111703
dricus lost to that nigga? damn

When Dricus told Israel adesanya it wasn't a legitimate state was epic

Uhh ..just so you know my dad never raped me and he is still alive.

>>150111744
How was your tranny porn goon session, Ms. Drew?

>>150111744
based

merab didn't actually BEAT yan

cryogenic video

>>150111761
You're right Yan just lost to him.

>>150111754
When you say that do you mean to inquire as to my goon session which involved trannys or are you implying that my goon session was that of a tranny?

I only ever crack up at the posts I make y'all fell off bad

Bring that blonde bitch in here

>>150111800
He’s talking to you >>150111791

Uhh just to correct you but there was never no rape

>>150111801
Turn your monitor on playa I'm not even blonde

>>150111812
You are when you wear your wig

Adjust the contrast and saturation settings on your monitor pal!

"You just made $50 at the casino in Vegas? Go back to your hotel and fly home kid that's a great come up" -Dana White

>only 2 black chicks on the next card
>another black chick heavily featured in the promotion material for DWCS
Will Daner finally start to push kweens?

>IM SORRY I DUCKED TOPURIA AND RAN AWAY SAVE ME ALLAAAAAAAAAAACK

>>150111804
tell us another jackal story

>>150111859
OMG the reports of that incident are horrible
I can't read them anymore

We don't do that gay AI shit here lil bro

>>150109291 (OP)
We are Mexican

Dricus by rape

50k is a insane bonus when you think about it that's a years worth of rent right there boom

Been puckering my Khamzat for like 7 minutes when the fuck is this Schaub going to drop

>>150111889
Fucking KEK

>>150111889

>What? Who's father did that? I mean my dad's not even dead you guys, come on next question.

>We don't do that gay AI shiSAVE ME ALLAAAAAAAAAAAACK

>>150109291 (OP)

>>150111889
Okay, this one is good. But no more.

bro does not want to train

>>150111889
DRICUS NO YOU HAVENT STARTED A CYCLE OF PrEP YOURE GOING TO CONTRACT HIV AIDS!!

Whittaker with his
25% Lebanese, 25% Italian, 25% English, 12.5% Samoan, 12.5% Aboriginal sons

>>150111889
>mfw I see a pawg milf

>>150111944
none of them are his

>>150111944
4 jacked white boys

>>150111934
You have to cycle it? Why do you know that

Man I just want him to become Champion again, I need to make it easier to validate his Middleweight GOAT status, 2x Champ + his resume makes him undeniable

A - U - R - A
U
R
A

>>150111954
Again?

>>150111889
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO KHUMSHARTXIRS!!!

Zatdaddy has pulled out (of nasty Vasti so Du Piggy can spitshine his septic schlong for the double dip daddy dickdown)

>>150111964
Yes, Whittaker was Champion before

>>150111954
It's over. He's already planning a retirement like Doostin. They will probably give him a retirement fight the nex next time they go to Perth. Or maybe in Abu Schaubi against Shara. I could see them doing that.

>>150111963
Back to the tire shop faggot

The 3 draws in MMA.
Any questions?

Lmao I just now realized Bill burr wasn't the guy who played ralphie in sopranos mind blown

Daukausbros we're so back

>>150111922
me when I have to get up early and I'm taking my morning Schaub but I'm still half asleep so I'm not exerting myself and instead letting the poop fall out of my butt and have gravity do the work

>>150111889
W-wem....haha....

>>150111998
Its so fuckin cringe everytime Daukaus trash ass appears on my X timeline CRYING to the UFC to resign him.. Can't wait for Demolidor to knock his ass out

>>150112004
I bet you're fun at parties

Chris daukaus really took 4 BBCs in a row then dipped

>>150111889
Are the demeaning slaps really necessary? He was complying and obeying. There's no need for those shots.

>>150111998
2 weeks notice fight in China while fluctuating in weight classes against a guy who's only skill is that he can style on cans? Should end well.

>>150111998
The Daukus' exist to lose.

>>150111889
>ZATDADDY WILL SUCK ALL THE CUM FROM DUBUSSY BLOODY BITCH KEEP LAUGHING

Echelons.

it's called twitter

>>150112063
IT'S CALLED X: THE EVERYTHING APP!

just realized Gane is homosexual

>>150112060
Wrong Daukus. This is the one who lost to brendan allen and had the head clash heem over kevin Holland

>>150112089
Elon put that fly by night promoter in his place when he told him the apex was nothing more than a moldy warehouse

>>150112107
I know but it’s more funny to post about the fat blacked one

>My Brothers Keeper
what a gay tattoo and I say that as an older brother

>>150112060
Veronica Hardy will bounce back

Veronica Hardy will bounce back on my big dick

If you rewatch the Merab vs O'Malley 2 ppv, they replaced O'Malley's Proud to be and Amurican walkout with generic instrumental electronic music and stock cheering.

>>150112160
>If you rewatch the Merab vs O'Malley 2

no thanks

>>150112160
They do that to every replay of an event. UFC doesn’t want to pay the rights to a song.

Doldize vs Hermandez is good shit

>>150112166
>no thanks
Didn't ask you to, but that you submissively replied politely to me. You know your betters, at least.

>>150112190

Haven't posted Kody Steele in a while.

>>150112206
They cant read

>>150111689
Perez heemed the fuck out of some guy can't remember who though

Goodnight, sweet prince.

7 inches is scientifically statistically and factually objectively "big"

Instead of Kody Steele, what if he was Kody Irone or Kody Golde?

>>150112260
You have sex with men.

"Felony" Kody Steele

Why was spammy telling me that 7 inches wasn't big for so many years?

>>150112273
>Kody Emerylde
i have chills

>>150112275
are you imagining all the men Sneed's raped with his vicious 7 incher

>Throw the kick, Gane

>>150112305
I'm afraid that he is

Islam's takedown threat imbued striking is slept on. JDM will be shut down

Spammy was ADAMANT that 7 inches is not a giant penis, he said converting to 17.78cm wouldn't make my small penis any bigger. Why did he insist upon 7 inches not being a sufficient size for my penis? Very peculiar behavior I do say.

Spammy knows he's an ugly faggot weirdo who needs to commit suicide urgently but is too chickenshit to do anything.

Bunch of men discussing other men’s dick size. Are you proud?

>>150112206

So... y'all ain't gonna explain what happened here?

>>150112349
Naw I been telling him to stop talking about gay shit for YEARS brother he just won't stop, he's retarded now Im afraid.

>>150112349
I made a very garlicky pizza and I'm regretting it rn

sneed would cry if spammy died and he knows it

heem is now owned by TKO

>>150112328
Buthurt your hero insulted you?

underboob is worth heeming for

>>150112365
Irrelevant because I already cry playa

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>>150112351
the punch was so powerful that the air pressure itself heemed charl

>>150112367
#ThankYouAri

>>150112351
Huezilian took a dive. Happens once a year.

>>150112386
Fuck you

>>150112431
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new-------->

>>150112439
relax

>>150110778
This kid pissed me off. You have the opportunity to spar with DJ, and you do this stupid shit. He's lucky DJ is a patient man, and didn't heem.