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Could Diogo Jota have pushed Liverpool over the edge today?
>>150172846 (OP)He would've killed it on the pitch today.
>>150172846 (OP)Would've run Palace off the pitch today.
If he had murdered his brother then survived and blamed it on his brother he would have been a Liverpool legend, as being a murderer who blames it on the victims is a requirement for that
>>150172846 (OP)He would have brought the fire for sure
He would've left skid marks all over palace.
we'll never know because he recklessly drove a rented Lambo over the speed limit and crashed it, killing himself and his brother
>>150172846 (OP)No because the draw was decided with a penalty shootout, not sudden death.
>>150172846 (OP)he was absolutely shite last season and everyone is pretending he wasn't because he died.
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>>150172846 (OP)Nah.
Liverpool CRASHED AND BURNED without him!
They would have been demanding he get sold in order to finance the Isak deal.
>Heartfelt tribute paid to family killed in 'fireball' crash hours after renting car on holiday in Portugal
SO
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
They'd still have crashed out
>check goalscorers
>4/4 niggers
oof
He'd have been more CLINICal
On a side note, I'm sure he'd DRIVE it in and safely take the trophy home
He wouldn't have made a single LATE run
His game exuded BROTHERly love, he'd have made sure to PASS the ball AWAY
He'd have been ON FIRE
He'd have set the TEMPO UP
His game would have been terrific(sounds like TRAFFIC)
He was a great WHEELER-dealer in between enemy lines
Would have CRUSHED enemy defenders with his sheer SPEED
Palace would've bent(like his car's bumpers)
He'd for sure DRIFT inside the box
His aggression induced passion would have been OUT OF LINE
He'd try to stay in his lane
He'd wreak havoc between enemy lines
He'd put in a magisterial(in Bulgarian the word for highway is "magistrala") performance
For him nothing was off-limits
His career was for sure headed on the right track
His game would have made palace's defences spiral out of control
He'd have buried it in the back of the net
He'd dig Palace's graves
Liverpudlians would have been delirious for sure
His plays would've been influential(you know, UNDER THE INFLUENCE haha)
His teammates would have taken the podium(pic related as an example)
He'd have STRUCK the ball in the net
His corners were lethal
He'd rip Palace to pieces
He'd bend the bar
No one would be able to keep him(alive)
>>150185464That Liverpool team would have no brakes in their thirst for trophies
>>150185528I've never seen Jota get EXHAUSTed
>>150185585Liverpool would step up the gas
>>150185603JOTAAA'S AT THE WHEEEL
TELL ME HOW GOOOOD DOES IT FEEL
>>150185639Jota was the kind of player to give his life on the pitch
>>150185656What's the fastest way to learn how to play in Slot's system?
A crash course
>>150185724What's Jota's spirit animal?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
>>150185748You could say Jota took a turn for the worst
>>150185754He was Liverpool's most impactful player
>>150185761Crashing this car with no survivors
>>150172846 (OP)>Could Diogo Jota have pushed Liverpool over the edge today?let's be honest, he was a bang average player who's more relevant in death than he ever was in life