first for bussy

My Steelers :)

Alexander Mattison (RB phins) fucked his neck up in chicago, out for the season. YAY! Getting those injuries done early instead of waiting until the actual season start.

>>150189178
>i disagree
Why?
>but last year is irrelevant anyway as we won't see the same rosters when they meet this year
What's so significantly different?

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time!

>>150189193 (OP)
FYI Packers are winning the division this year.

>>150189231
1st most cocks shoved up his ass.

Stop making excuses for this faggot.

Mahomes made it to the owl with bad defense.

Mahomes made it to the owl with a bad O-line.

Mahome made it to the owl without weapons.

>>150189231
and there it is

who's replacing Dickerson?

>tfw no preseason webms

• His wife fucks dogs

• His wife fucks dogs

• His wife fucks dogs

• His wife fucks dogs instead of him because he's a seething brownoid.

Reminder that the AFCW was born in the choking, molded by the choking, and your shitposts cannot change the fact they have the most rings out of any AFC Division

>>150189250
here have the refs asserting dominance

>>150189242
>>150189247
>>150189251
I'm literally just talking about my QB. It doesn't warrant any hateful responses. Why don't anons mind their own business and talk about their own QBs.

>>150189253
i bet the chargers hard carry that division

>>150189193 (OP)
>Packers fans talking about Week 1 being a must win game that will decide the Division
The fuck. Okay old man let me explain this.

The Lions and Vikings are rivals. We play important games that decide the division and playoff seeding.
Your Rival is the Bears who suck.

>>150189261
my QB really, really likes women

>>150189258
clearly led with the shoulder

>>150189272
we know steelers fan and we really really trust him

>>150189273
Gotta learn these motherfuckers somehow.

Coach Neobladder

>>150189272
>>150189279
>It's been 11 years since Aaron Rodgers proclaimed he “really, really like[s] winning” when asked if he was a loser — but the New York Jets quarterback is still frustrated about the question in the first place.

>“I think I was upset with the framing [of the rumor] because it was meant to shame the idea of being a loser, and I have so many friends that are losers in the community,” Rodgers, 40, recently told author Ian O’Connor for his new biography, Out of the Darkness: The Mystery of Aaron Rodgers.

>“I’m like, say anything you want about me, but do you understand these people are using this to shame the idea of being a loser?” the former Green Bay Packers legend elaborated. “That’s just disrespectful to all my friends who are in the community who don’t believe that it’s a choice. They were making it seem like you’re shaming people for being losers, when a lot of them, if you ask them, they didn’t ask for this life. ‘This is who I am.’”

>Rodgers explained that he “want[ed] to go after … the people [with loserphobic views] … not in relation to me, because I could give a s*** what they thought about me, but that they’re using this to shame, like it’s a bad thing to be a loser. Like it’s a negative.”

KANGZ

Weekly reminder: the kiwi was wrong about Sanders and will also be wrong about Caleb.

>>150189248
Probably Steen at LG and Pryor at RG.
It's probably not season-ending though. He could be back within a month if it's not severe.

>>150189291
This is a rough image.

>>150189291
Those look like brutal fakes

>>150189301
Steen was already listed as a starter so I guess Pryor

>>150189294
One (1) preseason game makes sanders not a bust

>>150189291
She has a smol body. Bradysknee would have loved her if she was a a decade younger.

>>150189306
The face stops you long before you get to the bags.

>>150189294
Nathan Peterman used to ball out in pre season too. Your team should sign him

>>150189307
>>150189301
oh sorry i didnt read your picrel lol

>>150189317
>only my animals can be tackled like an animal, not HIM
KEK this bitch really do be fuckin dogs.

What will the Chargers do now that they're stuck paying 92M to a one-legged LT for the next 3 years? Is Herbert's window closed?

>>150189193 (OP)
packturds not gonna like this

>>150189261
You've been avatarfagging the exact same post every single thread for the past 4 months

>>150189340
>Tyreek just wanted to be the one being beat on this whole time instead of his women
Makes sense.

>>150189335
Stop pushing your fetish dawg it's disgusting

>>150189193 (OP)
Packers won that game btw

>>150189340
doesn't matter
Harbaugh WILL lead the chargers to a superbowl victory with Herbert
or he dies of a heart attack

>>150189317
>refbabby luck shitter team runs into a fucking buzzsaw
>Refs remember they are playing the Ealges who don't give a shit about flags
>watch helplessly as the Eagles brutalized Mahomes
>the refs must hold their flags because the Eagles will just get even more brutal in their attack
Reffies... what can we do against such reckless hate....

>>150189364
I am not brittany mahomes. I don't even fuck brown subhumans. Let alone actual animals.

>>150189373
Except the eagles really didn't brutalize him anywhere near where they should've. He was able to walk off the field. Philly as always can't do the one thing they are needed for, useless niggers.

>>150189379
You cannot stop talking about your fetishes you disgusting degenerate freak

>>150189357
>avatarfagging
That's not avatarfagging you summer newfag. It's called ritualposting. Get your terms right.

>>150189366

>>150189258
>This is our Ye-ACK!

>>150189366
It didn't matter because the Rams still won the division.

Patty Cuckitini

>>150189391
Oh this is that projecting thing I keep hearing about, got it.

Is my 35 year old /nfl/ guy who said he's gonna kill himself this season in here? I'm a few years younger and here with you brother.

>>150189387
9ers fan?

It is hilarious that mahomes webms make that one "person" seethe so much kek
>>150189422
You can't just accuse someone of being a fan of california or its teams like that. Its wrong bro.

>>150189291
tite

D A F L U

>>150189415
no, that'd be
>>150189379
>>150189317
Where you're projecting your actual dogshit tier fetishes onto the rest of the general.

The Lombardy is coming home to Baltimore this year

>>150189398
Hey good get some INT clips from the Wildcard game there were 3 of them and 0 TDs

>>150189437
I am one of 3 of those posts, you are a seething nigger obsessed with animals.

>Eagles Cowboys week 1

>>150189291
>>150189432
ZAMN that tight body.....if only she was latina and younger.

>>150189444
>still cannot literally stop thinking about dogfucking for one fucking minute
stop peddling your shit, nobody wants it man

watching eagles fans rewrite reality to try and claim the 2024 eagles is a top 5 superbowl team oat is just pathetic.

>"n-no you have a fetish!" he says in his mahomes lair, crying about someone posting mean things about mahomie's wife, holding his dog plushy close.

>>150189207
mmmm

>>150189438
This+re signing Justin Tucker after his 10 game suspension is up

>NOOOO IM NOT OBSESSED ABOUT DOG AND MUTT FUCKING I JUST CANT SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>the mahomes "fan" is now moving on to seething about how his subspecies reproduces
KEK

>>150189379
She got that dog in her

>>150189462
nah loop is a future all pro.

>>150189368
That 20M a year they're paying him will be dead money. LTs don't recover from that injury. He was one of the few good players on that OL too. Herbert is going to get his shit pushed in Joe Bussy style.

>NO DONT POST MORE MAHOMIE YOU CANT DO THIS TO MEEEEEEE!
>>150189470
kek based

Reminder that the kiwi can’t fight, got mugged like a bitch and earned a trip to the hospital.

>>150189245
Burrow made it the Owl, remember? He's 1-0 vs the Chiefs in the playoffs. Chiefs fans were crying hysterically over it for a good while

>>150189481
lol is this real, what a candy ass bitch

>NOOO YOU HAVE A FETISH NOT BRITTANY!
this dude is actually mad about webms. webms in /nfl/.
wew.

>>150189443

>>150189481
At least they didn't cut my foreskin off kek plonked

>>150189493
Wait until you find out the kiwi and the trip kiwi are the same guy and he talks to himself.

>>150189481
Kevin Nash style?

>>150189493
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549

imagine spending your time in a general where someone literally cannot stop talking about dogfucking. This general legitimately belongs on >>>/trash/

This is how little anyone here thinks of their own time

>>150189513
Nash was willing though.

>>150189489
>He's 1-0 vs the Chiefs in the playoffs.
Most knowledgable Chiefs hater

>>150189505
Not circumcised or mugged lmao pussy.

>>150189518
>this nigga STILL seethin
KEK
>>150189532
That dude 100% has a cut inverted penis.

>>150189505
You're a bitch. Unless someone pulls out a gun you can't allow another dude to break your nose and take your shit. He demanded your booty and you gave it up like a fat chick on prom night.
lololol

>>150189489
Mahomes has never beaten Burrow without refball in the playoffs

Quinyon Mitchell All-pro this year, prepare yourself

>>150189518
kek imagine getting this upset and bants about Brittany Mahomes fucking dogs. Stop taking everything so seriously you'll live longer

>>150189524
Mahomesian

>>150189458
what's the all time record for points scored in a single postseason?

>>150189540
Michael Vick fought dogs, he didn't fuck them you disgusting freak

>>150189540
kiwicuck still won’t let you suck him off, lil bro.

>>150189552
>Just like let the dogfucker tell you about his fetish over and over buddy! It's funny!
No wonder you live in the land of degenerates

>>150189554
why do they have the brazil flag on it?

>>150189557
Uh... what? I don't think Vick ever 1v1'd a dog lil bro.
>>150189566
He's got an inverted penis you can't suck it, stupid retard.

A second Jake Delhomme interception has hit the tower.

>>150189554
Scoring points is easy when you beat up on shitters
>7th seed Pukers
>domebabby in the snow
>a rookie
>a negative point differential team

>>150189572
first NFL team to win a game in brasil

>>150189575
>retarded dog fucker doesn't even know who Michael Vick is

>>150189584
...and?

>>150189586
He FOUGHT dogs he didn't FIGHT dogs, newfag. You really keep projecting this hard we're going to rename you dogfucker prime you know that right?

>>150189548
Good recovery

>>150189591
That’s why they have the Brazil flag

>>150189581
eagles were favored by less than a TD in all their postseason games except the chiefs who were favored

>noooo you can't just make fun of mahomes like this! don't post another webm nooooooooo

>>150189526
My whole family is in Missouri they are all huge Chiefs fans. My oldest best friend is in Arkansas. He and all his coworkers are huge Chiefs fans
I don't pay much attention to the AFC / don't care much about it
If I was a Chiefs hater I would know my anti Chief stuff. I saw the 1-0 the other day but after posting it I was thinking it might be 1-1 now, that's probably when the constant sobbing from the Chiefs fans on here stopped
You people are massive babies, none of the Chiefs fans I know are like that. If you cut that out people might like you instead of hating on you all the time

>>150189592
if you went to a dog fighting ring and tried saying some retarded shit like this you'd get your ass beat
>ou really keep projecting this hard we're going to rename you dogfucker prime you know that right?
HE STILL CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT FUCKING DOGS FOR ONE POST

>>150189601
I guess I should take the opinion of THE 67 experts rather than the reality I saw with my own eyes

>>150189569
You can literally just ignore him and talk ball instead of having a melty lmfao like just talk ball or post a webm retard

>>150189575
AYYO WE TALMBOUT MY NIGGER MIKE VICK?!?

>>150189515
>>150189505
LOL lil bro couldn't last a few seconds on American streets. Kiwiland produces soft men. LOL he mentioned how "big" us americans are too. What a bitch. Now he's going to take taxis like a girl instead of walking the streets like a man.

>>150189617
hey dogfucker you gotta give it a rest bro, brittany isn't going to let you tag in.

Every quarterback is chasing Tom Brady. With seven Super Bowls to his name, there’s not many arguments against Brady’s claim as the greatest of all time. During an appearance on The Joel Klatt Show, Brady revealed which current NFL quarterback is the most like him.

“From afar, I can only tell so much because if I was in there every day, I could see their habits. It’s always that line about who wants to win versus who’s willing to do whatever it takes to win,” Brady said. “Everyone wants to win, but what are the habits and the daily habits and the actionable things you need to do every day to put your team in a position to win.

“Patrick Mahomes, to me, is the one that does that the most often because who he is — I mean, obviously his physical talent, how he understands what he needs to do offensively, and he brings a consistent winning attitude to work every single day. In the biggest moments you can depend on him the most.”

>>150189394
Yes it's avatarfagging because posts the exact same picture with it every single time you retard. And don't LARP as an oldfag just because you discovered 4chan 10 years ago

>>150189656
Hey lil bro brady doesn't play football anymore he's soley focused on awful commentary and grifting money from his retard fans.

>>150189620
cool, you have to go back to 2002 to find a team with a larger postseason margin of victory than last year's eagles. so just know that there's an entire generation of posters on /sp/ that've never seen a more dominant team than the 2024 eagles.

>>150189671
“Patrick Mahomes, to me, is the one that does that the most often because who he is — I mean, obviously his physical talent, how he understands what he needs to do offensively, and he brings a consistent winning attitude to work every single day. In the biggest moments you can depend on him the most.”- Tom Brady 2025

>"no one likes me everyone hates me I guess I'll go eat worms" - Patrickington Mahomesenstein III

>>150189499
Lol wtf? I thought he was going to start dancing as an undercover part of the group

>>150189627
my goat :)

>>150189669
>Yes it's avatarfagging because posts the exact same picture with it every single time you retard
Are you pretending to be a newfag who doesn't know the difference between ritualpost and avatarfagging or are you baiting me.

>>150189677

>>150189627
Imagine seeking enjoyment from a space shared openly with dogfuckers.
Kiwi poster might be more pathetic than the dogfucker

>>150189686
the game that produced the ultimate Redskins crashout. That throw was fucking beautiful. He had such a clean spiral

>>150189694
Satisfying webm

>NOOO IF I PROJECT AT THEM THEY HAVE TO STOP POSTING RIGHT! WHY DOES HE KEEP POSTING!?
kek this dogfucker is seethin hard

>>150189691
You are aware that most ritualfags are also avatarfags right?
>still LARPing as an oldfag
I get the feeling that you didn't even lurk 2 years before posting

>>150189612
Lmao. Didn’t read

>>150189686
Wtf, vicks a lefty?

>>150189701
>still crashing out

You are never going to make the anon posting bants about Brittany to stop you're only going to encourage him. You gonna become a mod and ban him? No? Then stop fucking trying to police what people can and can't joke about. You sound like a massive reddit faggot rn

>>150189722
lurk moar

if it looks like a dogfucker, sounds like a dogfucker, and posts dogfucking propaganda, it's probably a dog fucker

>kek cucksins is gonna be a ram
LMAO

>>150189724
What are you seething that I'm going to work the dogfucker up into a 100 day long melty that you'll have to end up suffering through because you live here daily

>>150189505
Do you not lift weights or are short?

If you're bigger they wouldn't target you.

dogfucker prime really out here declaring his fetishes in open threads.

>>150189577
kek

>>150189731
Why did they bother extending him after they won the owl?

August 15, Seahawks. I apologize in advance.

>i-i-its propaganda!
kek this dude is missing discord pings over here trying to keep from schizo'ing out over... patrick mahomes marrying a woman who would rather fuck dogs than his brown ass.

>>150189577
lel

>>150189731
The Kiwi been telling /nfl/ for months Stafford was broken. Another win for the Eye Test king

>The dogfucker still peddling his fetish

I love to watch my team while listening sissy hypno and being locked into chastity cage and wearing skirt and pink socks and having nipple clamps clamped to my nipples and having prostate vibrator at max intensity in by wet bussy.

>>150189783
and there it is

>>150189731
Why would they trade for Cousins when this guy is still available?

>>150189783
>not wearing a diaper
what are you a faggot chiefs fan or something?

iggies

>>150189783
Go pack go btw

>>150189817
Yes, how did you know?

>150189772
>150189773

Are these two the most mindbroken posters next to namefags in these threads?
Season hasn't even started and they are in postseason form. Beastiality dogfucker prime is going to end up hanging himself with his chiefs hoodie at this rate.

>>150189773
YMS posts in /nfl/?

OBJECTIVELY TRUE AND CORRECT POWER RANKINGS:

1. Eagles
2. Chiefies :3
3. Bills
4. Ravens
5. 49ers
6. Vikings
7. Bengals
8. Packers
9. Commanders
10. Raiders
11. Texans
12. Chargers
13. Rams
14. Steelers
15. Cowboys
16. Broncos
17. Bears
18. Jets
19. Lions
20. Buccaneers
21. Jaguars
22. Cardinals
23. Patriots
24. Falcons
25. Colts
26. Browns
27. Seahawks
28. Panthers
29. Giants
30. Saints
31. Dolphins
32. Titans

>>150189783
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR FETISHES DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT THAT I'M GONNA THROW A HECKIN WOBBLY AND MELTY IF YOU DON'T STOP RIGHT NOWWWWW!!!!!!!

>>150189368
>Harbaugh WILL lead the chargers to a superbowl victory with Herbert
Herbert's prime years will be wasted now that they no longer have an LT. It's over for him.

>>150189716
>>150189669
>>150189357
>You've been avatarfagging the exact same post every single thread for the past 4 months
That's called ritualposting or back in the day it was called "dailydose". I will give you an example of what "avatarfagging" looks like. Me making multiple post with this steelers image is avatarfagging. However if I was just to make one post with it like this >>150189226 that is a ritualpost.

>>150189844
>18. Jets
you're still a retard

>>150189849
actually its called being a discord tranny and you faggots missed a ping.

>>150189716
>>150189669
>>150189357
Do you now understand the difference?

>>150189226
>>150189849
>Me making multiple post with this steelers image is avatarfagging.
Its over for you now Steelers flag waver

this guy is still going on and on about dogfucking, must be a Browns fan because he's a part of the dog pound

you know I don't actually have that many images of mahomie..
Anyone got some extras around?

>>150189250

this befuddles the mahomesfag

>>150189876
the kiwi is a degenerate piece of shit neet

>>150189884
Oh look, it’s my wife! How was your day today?

>>150189674
>you have to go back to 2002
Which would suggest no team has had a postseason run this easy in 23 years. After all, you have the power of hindsight. Name ONE good team the Eagles faced in the playoffs

Chiefs suck

Bros... Brittany Mahomes keeps messaging me asking if she can take my dog for a walk. Wtf should I do??

>>150189934
see what I mean he posts all day about dogs and blacks fucking white women while making dumbass predictions about football

>the kiwi is now trying to jump on other anons' trolling so he can fit in
Just please go back to your discord bro, you don't fit in here and never have. Its been YEARS of this.

Name ONE good team
Protip:You can't

>>150189884
the fuck is this

>>150189913
i'll do you one better, name all the good teams the eagles didn't play last year. let me guess, they all their shit their pants in front of the chiefs, didn't they?

>that dog that tfw when Brittany takes you for a """walk"""

Season hasn't even started and its officially over. Refs win again.
Your faggot teams never stood a chance.

>>150189957
Carolina Panthers

You guys wont miss the Kelces podcast right?

>>150189952

>>150189961
NFL quarterback Andy Dalton

>>150189978

>>150189957
The Oakland Raiders

>>150189952
lmao plonked just doin some trollin lil bro

>33 years old
>1 pm on a monday afternoon
>left my dead end job because i cant take it anymore, now im a neet bum
>sitting on 4chan talking about nfl when i dont even care about nfl anymore because of the state of my "life"
>literally afraid to think about what jobs i could even apply for because i would absolutely humiliate myself in a job interview and places would probably fire me anyway because im a stupid ugly autist
>not like i have any friends or a gf/wife to give me hope anyway

Guys I don't think we're talking enough about Patrick Mahomes.
I also don't think we're talking enough about Tom Brady.

I think we should talk about Patrick Mahomes and Tom Brady and compare and contrast their stats. Then I think we should continue to discuss them every thread until the end of the season. What do you guys think?

>>150190000
Oops!! Forgot to take my VPN off :^)

>>150190001
my old black neighbor chopped off his toes so he could get neetbux for the rest his life
just something to think about

>>150190001
Hey at least you don't fuck dogs or like the chiefs, right anon?

>>150189844
nice try viqueen

>>150189964
THE "negative point differential" Chiefs? You're really hanging your hat on "KC made it to the Owl so they MUST be good and we beat them so we must be great!". Look at the teams the Eagles played. 3/4 of them were a 7th seed, a 30th ranked rush defense, and a team which gave up more points than it scored. The remaining game was the only close one and it came down to Matthew "1-8 in snow games" Stafford
Postseason cakewalk

>>150190001
at least you have the cowboys season to look forward to! this their year!!!1

>>150190001
Trip on, Temujin. Time to stop being a lesbian.

>>150189957
Asia Carrera and Chasey Lain

>>150189957
bit on the controversial side but I actually believe the 2024 Philadelphia Eagles may fit that description. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong thoughbeit

Which one of these is most likely to make the AFC playoffs:

Rodgers
Cam Ward
TLaw
Tua
Geno
Drake Maye
Colts/Jets/Browns

Reminder that Temujin is a shifty two-faced liar with no dignity

>manage to have someone out for the season before the season even starts after 1 preseason game
t-thanks phins love you guys I'm sure this season will go great I'm sure McDaniel learned a lot last year. I'm sure Tua's *6th year in the nfl* will be different now that he's been paid 53m to do nothing for a year.

>>150190051
Thats every tripfag

>>150190051
Did she break your heart?

>>150190034
>one close game
>everything else was a blow out
you have nothing to hold onto. if the eagles were as fraud as you're making them out to be they wouldn't have beaten everyone's (minus the rams) ass like a drum.

>>150190055
Who'd you lose? Ravens lost both of our 6th round rookie CBs to serious knee injuries. Sucks man

>>150190049
Gayron

>>150189934
Gain her trust and ask her if you can film it, or have her dog sit you dog at your place and put hidden cameras up (microphones too as I want to hear her moaning)

>>150190062
no no you see its different because they were trannies from the start so even though thats not what trips are for its ok because its /sp/ you see so its different why don't you get its different they are unique and special and you need to know its them making their useless posts come on anon don't stifle them their discord hasn't responded in HOURS they need attention!

>>150190049
Drake Maye. He plays in a dogshit division.

>>150190075
>>150190078
>the average discussion on /nfl/

>>150189934
She did not do that.

Aug. 11 (UPI) -- Miami Dolphins running back Alexander Mattison underwent neck surgery in Chicago and will miss the entire 2025 season, a league source told UPI on Monday.

Mattison sustained the neck injury in the fourth quarter of a 24-25 preseason tie with the Chicago Bears on Sunday in Chicago. He underwent surgery after the game.

The Dolphins signed Mattison to a one-year contract in March. The six-year veteran was impressive in training camp, often breaking long runs against the Dolphins' defense as he competed for snaps out of the backfield.

The Dolphins listed Mattison as their third-string running back, behind De'Von Achane and Jaylen Wright, on their first unofficial depth chart. Ollie Gordon II is the only other running back on the team's roster.

Mattison totaled three carries for 8 yards, including a 1-yard touchdown run, in the Dolphins' preseason opener Sunday at Soldier Field. He was injured after hauling in his lone catch and gaining 21 yards. Mattison's helmet hit the ground while he was being tackled by defensive back Alex Cook.

He did not return to the game.

The Dolphins will face the Detroit Lions in their second preseason game at 1 p.m. EDT Saturday in Detroit. They will host the Jacksonville Jaguars in their preseason finale Aug. 23 in Miami Gardens, Fla.


>>150190049
Tua won't, Wilson MIGHT if Tua hurts himself early and the phins stay healthy (ie. they aren't making it)

>>150189844
>Packers
>8

>Lions and Buccs
>19 and 20

It seems the Packers punishment must be more severe.

>>150190081
AFCE isn’t getting a Wild Card, settle down.

Reminder that Temujin (formerly trucy) is a based friendly Raiders fan and has lots of dignity

>>150190090
>fourth quarter of a 24-25 preseason tie with the Chicago Bears on Sunday in Chicago.
I think UPI is biased towards the bears somehow kek

>>150190049
Rodgers is on a real team now, watch out for >MY steelies

>>150190067
>if the eagles were as fraud as you're making them
The 2024 Eagles are NOT a top 5 Owl team of all time. Pretty much any other Owl team in the past 15 years would've looked as good as them with that easy schedule

>>150190099
Kys

>>150190098
Wildcard? Bro, Pats are winning the division.

>>150189957
Lions
Commanders
Eagles

Only teams that actually matter in the NFC. Bunch of frauds.

>>150189731
stafford has had back issues for 6 years at this point, is this normal for him?

>>150190090
Mattison was your RB4 lmfao Ollie Gordon looked great you should be happy

>>150190114
Lay off the jenkem, lil bro.

>>150190114

>>150190119
No he has actually been an ironman. He's falling apart.

>>150190107
Not saying anything on the eagles either way but something a lot of people just do not factor in is rule changes. Guys like Mahomes play in a completely different league than Brady for example started in. And Marino different than Brady, and so on. The rules changes since 2000 are unreal if you go look at just how much shit has changed.
Older SB teams would probably destroy some of the newer teams if the teams had to play by old rules. A lot of the newer guys are way better trained in some cases though with technology. It is an interesting thing to think about.

>>150190099
Temujin is a shitheaded tripfag who was talking about filtering anons he didn't like. Someone started the cringe latina thing and he's been larping as a girl for the last couple of months and only post anime girls. I'd say he's pathetic but seeing how another Raiders fan faps to a cartoon robot kid he's not even the worst Raiders fan on here.

>>150190114
oh anon....
The phins are basically garbage and it will still be the phins clawing at the bills' heels for the next 2 decades. Jets and Patriots are fucking DONE.

>>150189844
>5. 49ers
>6. Vikings
>10. Raiders
>19. Lions
????

>>150190114
>Pats are winning the division.
You gotta let go of the past bro, it's over.

>>150190135
Brady played most of his career in the same rules Mahomes played by

>>150189957

>>150190142
Pats have a competent head coach for the first time in three decades, they'll be on top of the division until Vrabel decides to retire.

I keep telling all of you that Temujin is a woman LARPing as a man.

>>150190135
Like 90% of old QBs wouldn't even get a starting gig today because they're pudgy, white, and slow. Peyton Manning would be like a 3rd round draft pick and a perennial back up because no one cares about anything but the ability to meme scramble.

>>150190144
Hater shit and believes National Media Preseason Polls.

>49ers and Vikings are easy picks
>Raiders and Packers have a huge easy to hype up fanbases
>Lions are a lazy pick to underperform and Detroit fans are easy to bait

>>150189844
This power ranking is absurd

Looks like an epic two horse race in the NFC this year. Jalen vs Goff, who blinks first?

>>150190135
>Older SB Teams would probably destroy some of the newer teams
Completely doubtful
Evolution of Lineman Size:
>1950s: Offensive linemen were comparable in size to today's quarterbacks, around 6'2" and 234 pounds.
>1960s: Average size increased to approximately 6'3" and 251 pounds.
>1970s: Linemen continued to grow, reaching about 6'3" and 255 pounds.
>1980s: Further increases in size were observed, with linemen averaging 6'4" and 272 pounds.
>1990s: A significant jump in size occurred, with linemen averaging 6'4" and 300 pounds.
>2000s: Offensive linemen continued to get bigger, reaching an average of 6'4" and 313 pounds.

>>150190144
Yes

>>150189884
How does this even happen? Did he flinch or something?

>>150190181
>Tardinals that high
EL OH EL

>>150190182
forgot
>In 2011, the average offensive lineman is 6-foot-5, 310 pounds.

>>150190177
It's a chiefskiddie. Not shocking

>>150190181
goof, Hurts lost an owl and eventually came back. Can’t say the same for the Ryan Gosling knockoff.

>>150190177
Uh huh, which team outside of the top ten is yours sweetie

>>150190181
Bucs are free money. Best roster in the league right now.

>>150190133
>No he has actually been an ironman

He missed basically all of his first two seasons in the NFL, was injured at the end of 2016 so the Lions collapsed down the stretch and got embarrassed in the playoffs and he missed most of 2022. He's not an Ironman compared to guys like Eli Manning, Russell Wilson, Josh Allen etc

>>150190049
>Geno
Like that fucking dementia riddled old man can still coach a football team

>>150190185
That and the turf is probably shitty.

>>150190193
>>150190181
Goof is a regular season MVP and a duck in the playoffs, like Lamar.

>>150190181
The PhiliDEI eagles can't win without a stacked roster so they are 2 injuries away from missing the playoffs.

Lions will win the conference but will choke in the playoffs.

It's going to be Bucs-Ravens superbowl.

Reminder that the 9ers are frauds who will struggle even with their cakewalk schedule

>>150190150
No, no he didn't.
>>150190165
KEK
>>150190173
May not get the job but would be 10x better QBs in a lot of cases.
>>150190182
kek good job not reading the post.

>>150190207
I want Baker to win a SB to really rub it in the Browns faces.

>>150190197
2020 was 5 years ago.

>>150190210
I hear it after every even-numbered season. You never learn

the eagles were so bad they set the all time postseason scoring record

>>150190211
Of course I think a person like Peyton or Marino would be an all start QB if given the opportunity to play, but they just wouldn't be. Teams straight up see being a pocket passer as a negative nowadays even though Marino would probably throw for 60+ TDs with today's rules and an extra game.

i only check this thread occasionaly
has this person been spamming the same 10 mahomes gifs all offseason to the same 20 people?

>>150190219
Emeka Egbuka is about to put the league on notice.

>>150190221
It's really impressive that they did that given all those tough teams they faced

>>150190200
He just has to be crazy enough to develop a new paradigm by accident

>>150190202
Oh yeah, I forgot about other Jerry with the Panthers is a poorfag

>>150190216
I put a cheeky $25 on them at 34/1 a couple months ago. They're a great value bet

>>150190229
All offseason? He’s been doing this since the Chiefs beat Matt Patricia’s Lions in 2018

>>150190221
>"ELMO YOU SON OF A BITCH I WILL FIND YOU WHEREVER YOU HIDE"
peterson noooooo
>>150190226
I'm not disagreeing with the looks concept totally but you have to remember these were actual adults who were adult sized and not midget twinks also. While I mentioned clearly the training differences these guys play a MUCH DIFFERENT and much "weaker" game. If the new blood had to play by the old rules a lot would get chopped up fast.
It isn't 100% obviously. Some players are just good regardless of era.

>>150190107
>easy schedule
What a lazy meme. Averaging opponents' records is silly, and gets slanted by the fact that they played the Giants and their 3 wins twice. A median, or the ratio of opponents with winning/losing records might make more sense.
In reality, they did better against good teams than almost anyone else, with no shortage of opportunities.

Reminder that Temujin is a latina Raiders fan living in northern California and my wife!

>>150190235
You know ball

>>150190211
Yes he did. Well actually, Mahomes has to play more competitive football.

>2004 – Illegal Contact Emphasis (“Ty Law Rule”)
Defenders can’t touch WRs beyond 5 yards downfield
NFL starts actually enforcing it
Man coverage gets nerfed hard
Short routes and timing throws explode in popularity
>2006 – Low Hits on Quarterbacks
No more diving at QBs’ knees if you're on the ground
Comes after Palmer’s ACL tear
DL have to tackle higher = more time to throw
QB longevity starts improving
>2009 – Defenseless Receiver Rule
Can’t hit a receiver in the head/neck while they’re vulnerable
Mostly protects guys going over the middle
Safeties can't play enforcer anymore
Middle of the field becomes QB's playground
>2010 – Helmet-to-Helmet Hit Crackdown
Big fines and flags for headshots
Hits on WRs and QBs get nerfed
DBs pull up instead of hitting through the route
Way fewer drops from fear
>2011 – Kickoff Line Moved (30 35)
Touchbacks skyrocket
Offenses start drives at the 25 consistently
Fewer injuries, but also more consistent field position
More scoring opportunities = more QB stats
>2013 – Crown-of-the-Helmet Rule
Ball carriers can’t lower the crown in open field
Nerfs power running a bit
Teams shift even more toward passing
Ground game loses its intimidation factor
>2014 – Expanded “Defenseless Player” Designation
Now includes players on change of possession (e.g. QBs after INTs)
Defenders constantly second-guessing themselves
Clean big hits basically extinct
Offense has total freedom
>2018 – “Body Weight” Rule
Can’t land on QBs with full body weight after a sack
Clay Matthews commits legal hits still gets flagged
DL hesitate or whiff to avoid penalties
QBs get cleaner pockets and stay upright longer
>2018 – Catch Rule Simplified
No more “going to the ground” BS
Catch counts if you control it + make a football move
Fewer controversial incompletions
Higher completion % and drive consistency
>2020 no 2nd round bye
>2021 – 17-Game Season
One extra game

>>150190229
Nah there is a guy who has like dozens of them that posts them that are numbered, I only posted through mine because that dogfucker guy was crying so hard. He truly loves mahomes and it shows.

>>150190220
>Seahawks x2
>Rams x2
>Cardinals x2
>Bucs
>Falcons
>Texans
>Bears
I can easily see the 9ers losing these games.

>>150190234
Yup. Richardson was a former player too. Hes all about the sheckels

>>150190249
>Mahomes has to play more competitive football.
KEK holy shit bro just go back to talking about your beastiality fetish.

>>150190211
>kek good job not reading the post.
You made a retarded ass statement saying older teams would destroy the modern NFL.
With older rules the 6ft 5 300 pound giants would demolish the 6ft 3 270 pound basedboy linemen of the 1980s

the 1985 bears would look weak in todays league

Neither Chiefsoids or Iggleshaters have addressed the fact that Nakobe Dean being out was more impactful than any of the injury issues the Chiefs faced.

>>150190266
>17 games
>only the 1st seed gets a bye
yes, Mahomes has to fight harder, for longer and do better to get rewarded.
Brady played in a piss baby league in comparison

>>150190269
That isn't the statement that was made, try again, good job not reading the post TWICE.

>>150190270
Literally who

Reminder Brady in his 20s was bad by any era's standards including his own.

>>150190284
>Older SB teams would probably destroy some of the newer teams if the teams had to play by old rules.
No, you actually made this retarded statement, which was directly quoted from the post.

With old rules the newer SB teams would push their shit in

Thank God we're back to talking about Patrick Mahomes and Tom Brady!

>>150190287
You don't know ball

>>150190290
*wins 3 rings anyway* heh

>>150190270
No really anon, whomst?
>>150190290
And yet he still makes people seethe in these threads despite his only contribution to football in the last year being awful commentary.
I hate the fucking guy and will never cheer the patriots but it is hilarious how much that faggot makes people seethe. Usually brown "people."

>>150190270
the real TRVKE is nick foles beating brady without his hof tackle jason peters

>>150190290
K W A B

>>150190290
>Championships: 3
Why did none of those other statpadders do any better?

all this HALL OF FAME talk got me all Shadookie
YALL AIN NEVA AIN FO REEL
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dY7oH5gN4eU

>>150190296
Hey anon is there any phrasing or words in that statement that would give any sort of conditions on that or do you just read that and see "he said dey wood win!"
kek holy fuck you chiefs fans are useless

>>150190234
Richardson had grass in the stadium m8
Maybe have been about money but he was also old school
He kept the NFL logo midfield ffs

Somehow I'm nostalgic now for the most plastic Owl with Rasm/Bengals because it's just always the Coofs constantly

>>150190270
5 people plus the DC on the eagles defense matters and they kept them all. That ain't one of them

You know guys I don't think I actually like football.

>>150190307
>*wins 3 rings anyway* heh
Brady left a playoff game in the 2nd quarter and the Patriots won it with ease without him.

>>150190309
>And yet he still makes people seethe in these threads
That's because the Brady fans won't stfu about him. Literally nobody is talking about the irrelevant Patriots franchise and out of no where they bring up Brady. Mostly in response to Mahomes since no other QB measures up to him.

>>150190321
With older rules, the newer, bigger better players would push their shit in.

Saints won the owl in 09 with a backup Left Tackle too btw but don't tell the Chiefs autist he'll plonk out

>>150190333
That's because you have had multiple concussions and forgot how to have fun.

>>150190307
>>150190313
Brady had a top 10 defense more times than all those other guys combined. He won the life lottery of teams to join. The best defensive coach in NFL history during the era when the rule favored defense.

>>150190351
Seahawks won with a straight bad line but defensive philosophy was behind the times at that point

the fossil of peyton manning beat the panthers with a decimated offensive line, how?

>>150190346
Mahomes and Brady both are faggots but the real issue are the "fans" of these teams like the chiefs and patriots who don't give a single fuck about football and are just seething brownoids who want a popular team to be a "part of"

>>150190354
Wait this isn't the nascar thread? Shit.

Brady da GOAT

I'll suck your cock real life if you jump on the Chiefs bandwagon with me, as long you're cute, and nave a beautiful penis

>>150190313
Because wins matter more than y/a. Maybe the nfl will change that one day after they add a briefcase that allows those shitters to challenge for the nfl title at any point.

>>150190366
LOL the first time he didn't have an elite defense in 2002 he missed the playoffs.

>>150190372
im sorry your lil shit boy team never won anything in your lifetime, must be miserable eh

>>150190382
Trip on, Temujin.

>>150190371
Panthers also had a shit OL and the Broncos D ended up scoring more than the Panthers D

>>150190366
*goes one-and-done 5 times with a top 10 defense* heh

Pees all over the Chiefs fans' faces

>>150190389
I don't follow the jets, anon.

>>150190400
*dodges*
*karate chops your dick off*

>>150190395
the panthers had apex cam newton

>>150190310
b-b-but Malcoom Buttler

>>150190390
that's not my side bitch retard

>>150190367
I watched a ton of 2013 Seahawks games the O line wasn't that bad i'd say middle of the road but they played a fucking tough schedule especially those 49ers battles man they were something else. That was back when Wilson had the crazy wheels and scrambling ability. It's going to be fun having Pete Carroll vs Jim Harbaugh again

There are three QBs who can fit a football into their butthole with ease. Brady, Mahomes and ______________?

>>150190351
>>150190367
Having a decent backup LT is not the same as having your elite guard play the LT position which he has no experience at. This opened another hole in their O line since now they didn't have an elite guard. It also killed whatever was left of their run game.

>>150190310
OH NO NO NO NO

>>150190415
>touching another guy's dick
Fag

>>150190441
Roman Gabriel

>>150190415
Laughs as you slip and fall face first in my urine as I continue peeing on you

>>150190441
Rayne Dakota Prescott

>>150190441
Aaron Rodgers

>>150190441
It is a lot more than three but #1 with a bullet is clearly caleb williams come on now.

>>150190419
And?
Who was Cam throwing to?
Greg Olsen and a bucket of rocks
Against a defense like the 2015 Broncos he wasn't gonna be able to just run his way through em

>>150190458
Nah bro that guy really really likes women.

>not giving Caleb any reps
Oh yeah, I forgot the Bears are fucking retarded

>>150190441
Troy Aikman

>>150190476
What are those targets at? Like 10 fucking feet? A 12 year old could hit those

>>150190476
They drafted him on purpose.

>he's getting the trim
Lol arthritis city incoming, Eagles better draft a reolacement next year

>>150190493
HIS DEATH WAS GREATLY EXAGGERATED, WE'RE BACK

>>150190493
Just retire bro, that's an injury that will last the rest of his life

>>150190493
Getting some trim meant something else in my day

Mahomes was robbed of the threepeat

>>150190497

>>150190514
Praise the Eagles for bootyblasting him

>>150190514
This

>>150190514
Is that what he calls 3 cocks in his ass at the same time?

>>150190492
...is that lipgloss and a phone charm?

>>150190514
Poor fella. Probably consoled himself by buying Brittany another dog

>>150190514
We’re still gonna do it.

>>150190461
>>150190476
>>150190492
is this the year Caleb Williams secures his first KWABOTY?

>10.7 passer rating in the first half
Mahomes robbed himself of the threepeat

>>150190528
>his ass
You mean Brit, he lives his sexual life thru her.

Oh no, the Chiefsfags are back

>>150190444
>A hole in the o line
The entire line got wrecked

>>150190529
and nail polish, yes.

>>150190540
Taking the title from Mahomes will be tough

>>150190542
Nah as the thread clarified earlier Brittany doesn't fuck subhumans she fucks dogs. Come on keep up bro.

>>150190506
If he got the repair he'd be fine long term but either the meniscus is too damaged for that or he's sacrificing pain for the rest of his life to be able to play this year, which is beyond retarded

>>150190543
Schools are letting the kids out

>>150190476
I've seen a clip of Brady exactly like this

>>150190506
If he was making Tua money, easy choice, something tells me he probably wasn't getting 53m a year though. Some of these guys are working so their kids' kids don't have to work.

>>150189849
"My Steelers :)"cel can talk? Holy shit

>40-6
brady would never let that happen, and for that reason he's better.

>>150190568
Yeah that is a pretty rough preseason score wait a minute what do you mean that wasn't a preseason game...

>>150190332
You only say that in hindsight because Oren Burks wasn't exposed. Dean was an elite LB and was important to the success of the defense.

>>150190492
They feel for him after he won the Heisman and got all stubborn about it after he went 7-5 his next year at USC

>>150190559
And they are hopped up on sugar after stuffing Twinkies and cookies in their faces after they got home

CAN'T KEEP HIM DOWN

>>150190583
I'm worried that they are "feeling for him" more than feeling for him.

Presser today

>>150190595
Is this fat faggot really eating an uncrustable on the field?

My brycie :)

>>150190601
>bland coach speak from first time OC

I don't know why you even bothered to screenshot and post this kek

>>150190613
that line was collapsing the whole game from the look of it

>>150190595
>>150190610
I can't keep up with all the junk food they have nowadays

>>150190595
he bulked too hard

The Tits signed Trevor Semen and cut Tim Boyle

>>150190630
Me either but it is the only small sandwich thing I know of like that (funny enough only really know about it from anons joking about them on here kek) with a wrapper. Just the perfect "fat guy" food for him to be eating on the sidelines.

>>150189849
>>150189860
Yeah you're fucking retarded

>>150190658
OL has to eat big to stay big

Auburn (2017–2018) - Stidham

Auburn (2019–2021) - Bo Nix

>>150190636
You boilin?

>>150190702
kek
I'd have a turkey leg, fuck it lets do thiiiis

Heard Brittany Mahomes has a long snapper

>>150190722
OMG WHAT ARE YOU SOME SORT OF FISH FUCKER OR SOMETHING!?

>>150190601

>>150190702
I guarantee you that's the opposite of what the team dieticians and nutritionists are telling him to eat to stay big. As for something he can carry in a packet just do nuts, he can afford the most premium ones

>>150190728
troymcclure.bmp

>>150190735
I've been on NFL sidelines before irl and dudes will absolutely sneak vending machine tier food in mid game.

>>150190735
Dis nigga puttin nuts in his mouf

>>150190735
I got some premium nuts for you

*unzips dick*

>>150190722
Nobody knows what that means.

>>150190755
Brit pls

I LOVE FOOTBALL :)

>>150190766
Faggot

>>150190766
Same :)

Every season their HC gives them a top 5 defense and stable O-line yet they keep choking. Stop making excuses, Mahomes would have 7 rings if he had their consistent D and O-line.

>>150190748
>>150190749
Almonds are my favorite but plain peanuts will work

>>150190799
That is because your almonds never activated.

>>150190789
>Mahomes would have...
kwab

>>150190755
It means at least 3 things,

>>150190766
gay ass bitch pussy faggot fuck over here

>>150190803
Is that how your Mom explained your Dad cutting off your nuts when you were a baby?

>>150190806
it's not a funny joke if you have to explain it

>>150190789
You were bitching because Mahomes' All Pro Guard had to play out of position when he was still objectively the best player on that oline regardless

>>150190735
I'm pretty sure the team dietitians are the ones handing out the uncrustables, and you don't know what you're talking about.

>>150189231
• fewer playoff wins than Tom Brady
• fewer Superbowl MVPs than Tom Brady
• fewer TDs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady

• More INTs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady
• Lowest win rate of all time against Tom Brady in the playoffs (technically tied for last since you can't go lower than ZERO, lol)
• Has fewer AFCCG appearances in a row than Tom Brady

• Only QB to lose to Tom Brady in both the AFCCG and the Super Bowl
• More playoff losses by age 29 than Tom Brady

>>150190789
Josh has a legitimate excuse, but Lamar really has NO excuse. The home AFCCG against the worst Mahomes Chiefs team while Lamar had the league’s best roster was especially unforgivable. Now he has Derrick Henry and he can’t even make the AFCCG again

>>150190817
Philly fans confirmed for peak retarded

>>150190789
>stable O-line

Ravens O line was in flux for a good portion of 2020-2023 Ronnie Stanley was constantly injured (Left Tackles are important remember?) and we had issues on the interior as well. 2024 was a nice bounceback Roger Rosengarten is a baller I was high on him pre draft DeCosta did well getting him. Ravens have had pretty good O lines but far from stable. You don't watch much ball though so I'll give you a pass

>>150190814
>t. almonds never activated

>>150190815
Its not funny to dumdums.

>>150189368
based Chorgers believer

>>150190828
I sometimes feel the need to add personal attacks like
>You don't watch much ball though so I'll give you a pass
But I then I realize how sad and insecure that makes me look so I delete it

>>150190817
NTA but I mean I would hope they would at least have a beaner make some PB&Js instead of using those goyslop uncrustables. Also don't eat that shit on the field wtf
That was the whole point of me making the original post that started this chain. Does that fat fuck really have an uncrustable on an nfl field?
That is worse than the reheated thanksgivingslop they make the commentary teams eat.

>>150190816
Jason Kelce mentioned that during pro-bowl games all of the linemen end up arguing like children over who gets to play a specific position since even the pro-bowl caliber players don't want to switch. It's much harder than you think. Thuney is all pro at guard but not so much at LT.

>>150189438
>he doesn't know

>>150190806
As a chiefs fan it must be at least 7 things then because 3 is the same as 7 to us.

>>150190847
The only thing that guy has is (you)s so he has to do that so you'll respond. Scroll up to see him trying to get phins, chiefs, vikings, etc. fans to interact with him. It is hilariously sad.

>>150189294
Reminder: preseason games mean fuck all. The 0-16 browns won their 4 preseason games. Kenny Pickett looked like a god in preseason in 2023

>>150190818
>I didn't mention Brady yet he's trying to instigate another GOAT debate
Why are you like this?

My Gnats WILL play defence this year

>>150190849
Case in point, you just couldn't resist lmao

>>150190864
And only defense

>>150190864
Who’s gonna tell him?

>>150190860
Preseason games can mean a lot for showing the tone a team is setting, if the people drafted this year were worth a fuck, if your coaches are worth a fuck, etc.
The most "adaptation" that will happen all season is during preseason when they are switching through guys in a lot of cases. It is a good way to see if a team is going to collapse if they get punched in the mouth (like the phins every year) or have a bit of toughness in them.

>>150190860
Nice try Detoilet

>>150190847
If somebody says Lamar has had a stable O line his entire career they clearly don't know ball. That's not a personal attack it's a fact. Pic related is Ronnie Stanley our All Pro Left Tackle. You don't think him being out a significant portion of 2020 to 2023 put our O line in flux? This is basic stuff anyone who had watched Ravens games during those years would remember. This doesn't include our interior O line which had issues too

>>150190898
The fact is, he just doesn’t have that dog in him.

>>150190828
I wonder if ronnie has residual injuries from flipping that golf cart in high school

>>150190821
Josh Allen had a running back who led the league in rush TDs (16 TDs). Not sure why James Cook isn't put in the same category with Saquon and Henry. Mahomes not having a run game puts him at a disadvantage.

>>150190847

>>150190919
>Not sure why James Cook isn't put in the same category
same reason mostert and jamaal williams weren't

>>150190823
>>150190848
Sorry, you people are wrong.

My poor pattywatty doesn't have a perfect teamyweemy :(

>>150190942

>>150190942
How could anything in my post be "wrong" when I'm stating my opinion that you shouldn't eat hyperprocessed trash, and especially shouldn't do it on the field? If anything your post confirms I'm right, they shouldn't fucking eat that many of these nasty things. These teams have STAFF that do this shit for a living.

>1. Allen loses in overtime.
The league changed the overtime rules.

>2. Allen didn't get 4th down.
The league added virtual measurements.

>3. There's controversy over the team waking Josh Allen up with smelling salts
The league banned it.

>4. Allen was losing against the Bengals.
The league let them get a do-over game after Hamlin went down.

>5. Allen had significantly worse stats than Lamar, lost the head to head, and didn't get the 1 seed
The league gifted him MVP.

>Come look at the thread
>All I learn is I'm here with handful of Philly people that enjoy when their players smear lard and sugar all over their faces
>Ok then, next board

>>150190948

>>150190948
I wonder if you cross referenced this with the number of black people on the team if there is a correlation. In either direction.

>BREAKING: Jon Gruden has beaten the NFL in the Nevada Supreme Court

>Gruden's case against the league and Commissioner Roger Goodell will be litigated in court.

>Gruden, 61, alleges the NFL forced his 2021 resignation by leaking his emails with racist, misogynistic, homophobic language.

>Gruden claims the leak, which occurred while he was the Raiders' head coach, damaged his career and led to the loss of endorsement deals.

>With this ruling, Gruden hopes to resume his coaching career whether it be in the NFL or college level.

>>150190821
>The home AFCCG against the worst Mahomes Chiefs team while Lamar had the league’s best roster was especially unforgivable

I could understand losing that game if Lamar had played well and just got a bad beat when the Chiefs scored with 5 seconds left or something. But he put up 10 points at home. I don't know how you can watch that game and still think it's ever going to happen. Elite DCs will always shut him down

>>150190956
>hyperprocessed
Completely meaningless term. The obsession with "UPFs" is cancer.

>>150190966
Who cares, he's a shit coach

>>150190946
Chiefs kings do not talk like that.

>>150190966
What will be the consequences of this?

>>150190966
Theoreticaly exciting news but what I suspect is that the NFL is going to settle this so fucking fast. They do not want that Pandora's box to be opened.

I know Gruden said he's going to litigate no matter what but if they basically offer him his $100 mil back I think he takes it

Which makes you seethe the most?

>>150190966
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST.

VEGAS SLIP N' FALL LAWYERS: 2
NFL: 0

>>150190966
anti football pussies btfo

>>150190976
No no, they are whats GIVING you cancer. Close though!

>>150191013
Greg Olsen’s easily, worst commentator of all time, and Pam Oliver is the ugliest gorilla negress of all time and has a third grader’s IQ

>>150190966
vegas has not a ruled a single time in the NFL's favor since the chiefs won a super bowl there lmao

>>150191013
One of those chicks is from the same city and graduated the same college as me

>>150190966
This guy will never be an NFL coach ever again. Ignoring the baggage, he just isn't a good coach anymore. He is likely to get popped in the face by a player when he gets in his face and screams at him. That doesn't fly anymore.

>>150190966
Unironic bullshit that niggers have to go to such lengths as recording conversations or leaking them (see papa johns, paula deen, hulk hogan) to "stop" people they hate instead of actually you know, producing something of merit to match or outdo them.

>>150190948
>Andy Reid limits his players uncrustables as rewards and they are therefore more disciplined than the Broncos and Chargers and win more
Based.
Before you mention the Raiders, they just can't afford to give their players 700 uncrustables a week, or they would.

>>150191013
Brady is such a mediocre commentator... I hope he has improved.

>>150191013
Sanchez is a goated commentator.

>>150191043
You know he hasn't. He may have been a superb owl champ many times over but he can't commentate for shit. At least he's not completely mushmouthed like a lot of these ex nfl guys though.
He really should be on one of the commentary shows instead of doing on field coverage.

>>150191015
NFL settled with Dimopolous too, more 3-0 vegas slip n fall lawyers.

>>150191013
I'll be honest: I got into the NFL like 3 or 4 seasons ago and I barely know the name of any of the commentators other than the ones people constantly meme on like Tony Romo or Chris Collinsworth.
There is one guy whose voice I really like, but I can't actually find out who he is. I don't remember any particular game he called and I don't recall seeing his face. I am not sure if he is black or white, but I think he might be a light skinned black guy (It is not the fat bald one, I don't think). He is a good commentator though.

>>150191013
Honestly, they're all not bad.

>>150191043
Brady's the GOAT but he's sitting in Greg Olsen's chair.

>>150191054
I think the issue is that he just approached it with a weird angle of trying to create a shtick with this "A+ throw and B+ catch!" or whatever retarded shit he was saying. It felt forced. The only time he seemed genuine is when he was getting audibly annoyed by bad or mediocre QB play and he should lean into just being himself. Sure, don't sit there and be a huge dick the entire game but if he actually said shit people were doing wrong I think he'd be seen as genuine.

Am I the only one who thinks Brady commentary is a massive downgrade from Greg Olsen?

>>150190966
GOODELL ON SUICIDE WATCH

ANTI FOOTBALL PUSSIED AND MICHELIN LIPS FAGGOTS BTFO

>>150191013
downie-face jew and vilma because fuck them and the saints, too.

>>150191043
He wasn't that bad in the owl, especially considering how bad he was at the start of the season

>>150191074
No one thinks Brady's commentary is good. He started out bad and became mediocre by the end and I believe that if he does not substantially improve this season he will be out of a job.

>>150191058
Start with what channel, nbc abc cbs etc. Was it an on screen guy or game commentator?

>NFL lineman calories per day: 6000
>uncrustable calories: 200
lol you people are freaking out over 3.33% of their daily caloric intake

>>150191072
I just don't think the type of person he is lends itself well to commentary of that type. He'd be better off being the goto guy about QBs or w/e on "SPORTS TALK WITH CHUCK AND SNEED" or whatever slop show espn is going to fill the nfl network with for 29.99 a month.

>>150191048
I like Sanchez and Amin very comfy underrated duo. Sanchez loves ball he gets me hype

>>150191074
No
See >>150191071

>>150191083
It was game commentary. I believe he was analytical, he wasn't the color commentator. I could do such a good impression of the way he talks. It is just very smooth.

>>150191013
Bunch of whos? and Greg Olsen

>>150191084
Yeah its pretty funny how everyone lept off that post when all I was commenting on that it was like prototypical "fat guy" food and don't eat that shit on the field.
They eat way fucking worse shit during the week I'm sure that is deemed "healthy"

>>150191099
There are only so many guys that are doing it or have done it so if you can remember a network you'd probably be able to find the crew easily.

>>150191102
>and don't eat that shit on the field.
why wouldn't they? You realize peypey had halftime orange snacks too

Hold on to your butts

>>150191108
Unless the game is on Prime I sailed the seven seas and watched a lot of Redzone. I am gonna see if I can just go back and find random game highlights and see if I can hear his voice and report back.

>>150191058
Do you like Kevin Harlan? Cause Kevin Harlan is probably the current best at the job

kwab

>>150191128
Harlan is not who I am talking about but I do think he is a really good commentator.
I swear to God that Al Michaels has to be the worst ever.

You all realize Brady is going to FUCK Erin Andrews at some point this season right

>>150191138
Colts aren't going to be good for a while. Their ownership is too retarded

>>150191143
Have you seen the hotel video? She's a nasty ass bitch

>>150190942
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>>150191039
Buy an ad.

Most obvious viral marketing attempt I've seen in months. Never heard of uncrustables but they look delicious. Where can I purchase them. Is there a promo code I can use to save money on them. Please ask your doctor before trying our product and eat responsibly.

>>150191143
She's married to a Chad hockey player who could kick Brady's ass

>>150191159
How have you never HEARD of them? I probably ate like one or two as a kid but they are old as shit, dude.

>>150191138
Just completely uncovered, my god. Whose assignment is that?

>>150191159
how to spot an anon who was brutally homeschooled

>>150191159
Go be a sperg somewhere else, anon

>>150191171
Nobody's. Tony Richardson didn't identify the free rusher and chnage the protection. He's never had what it takes to be a successful NFL Quarterback from the neck up

>>150191171
unironically the quarterback's. it's a 5 man pro with the line shifting left, the QB is hot and they have to account for someone coming from that right edge

>>150191151
yeah but two tuddies maaaayne, dats like 12 fantasy points dawwwwwg!

>safety from intentional grounding in the end zone
I hope he got yelled at by the entire offensive staff and had to watch him and Brady make that same mistake on repeat for a whole workday today.

>>150191159
They've been around for at least 15 years, probably much longer than that

>>150191165
That’s nice Erin’s husband. But it’s gonna happen

>>150191150
>Irsay the drug addict dies
>ownership situation gets EVEN WORSE

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>>150191171
In that situation it's on the QB. He should recognize that the rushers to that side outnumber the blockers and dump it over to the back leaking out. He's too intent on staring down is receiver that he doesn't take note of the defensive front.

>>150191192
subprime jr ain't starting, dumbass

>>150191194
Very Matt Nagy esque

>>150189422
After the Niners exerted dominance over the Eagles when they had a healthy quarterback, I don't think their fans care about them anymore, they were happy to see the Chiefs lose.

>>150189251
Jesus is there anything she doesn't fuck aside from me?

>>150189373
Refs made the call, it was time for the mutt to go.