Thread 150235362

KWAB

>>150235362 (OP)
>baby falls on back of its head
>grown adult decides best thing to do is get a kino close up for Internet points

desu, it gets funnier each time you watch it

>>150235384
Actually he slid rather than fall

Why do they never call it a foul when a girl picks up the ball?

kek get fucked Caillou
Bald frauds must get exposed before they make it

>>150235362 (OP)
robben bros.....

there goes Xi's football investment

>>150235362 (OP)
why is a kid bald? Is this a haircut for kids in china?

that's japan, right?

wow they start out gay young and transform into gay soccer adults

handball. red card for stopping goal scoring opportunity.

>>150235362 (OP)
would have been funny if the other kid mistook the baldie's head for the ball and then kicked it

>>150235384
so? it's not like he hurt himself he was just being a brat
that's how you help kids grow up

>>150235384
lol limp wristed faggot

>>150235362 (OP)
Kid is already diving

>>150235362 (OP)
bald fraud.

>>150235362 (OP)
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>>150235362 (OP)
kek what a kwabbing kwab

>>150235362 (OP)
and this is why no matter how much money they spend in chinkyland they are still shit at football

>>150235384
If it's nothing seriously, small kids getting hurt is the funniest shit ever.

>>150239235
Chinks have the wrong genetics for football. Can't compete physically against stronger blacks or whites

>>150239652
they have good endurance and small legs, that should favour them to be technical with good endurance, on paper they should be the perfect footballers. maybe china is so obsessed with the olympics that any potential chinese footballer ended up practicing a mainstream olympic sport.

>>150235362 (OP)
I thought they were downies at 1st. Honestly can't tell if they're not.

>>150241527
In some positions it's ok but certain positions (GK, CB, CF target man etc) their genetics are fucked. Short limbs gives easy explosive power so they can do gymnastics, weightliftng and ping pong. They also lack size compared to Africans.

>>150242178
well I guess you're right anyway. the best south american countries at football have few mongoloid blood in their players, they either are "white" or black.

geneticistic retards itt

>>150235384
sterile faggot, falling and hurting yourself is literally a big part of being a kid

At least he didn't explode or set on fire

>>150235362 (OP)
trying to replicate his animes

>>150242178
It's not as if there weren't tall people in China. Their volleyball and basketball teams are full of tall people with long limbs that could theoretically be goalies if trained for football. And besides, not all of the world has to play the same branch of physical football England and other countries have historically promoted (eventually degenerating into today's ngububall). There are many ways to play the game.
If the Chinese can't find a 188cm target man for long balls and crosses, let's hope they find someone like Romário or Rooney. Even though we normally think defenders need to be big and tall, we have Baresi and Cannavaro proving us wrong. Thiago Silva was a bit taller but still not the archetypical defender. Brazil and Argentina in particular have always been physically mediocre, which didn't stop both countries from accomplishing a lot.
China doesn't need a team of Lukakus and Traorés to be competitive. They have large talent pool and could potentially find a playstyle that suits their players if they tried.

>>150235384
There's far worse falls a little shit could have and still walk it off. I know because I was once a little shit that kept falling over.