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it would be funny if el salvador finish the break on top of the group

How did Panama and Suriname tie? Is Panama awful now or did Suriname get really good now?

>>150689645
Surinames recruitment campaign has ramped up since a few years over here, so if your great grandmother had a Surinames passport and you washed out of Netherlands youth squads you have a new option now to play international football.

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>>150689897
Picrel is the current keeper

>>150689986
Dutch wiki implies he wants nothting to do with his (Surinames) dad and only takes his name when playing for Suriname.

>>150689897
The government also created sports passports specifically so they can recruit dual nats since suriname doesn't allow dual citizenship

>>150690072
Aah, that would explain it. Probably the same with all the shitters here going to Indonesia.

its on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tk-P1_QVzA

Let’s fucking go negros de mierda!

BLACK POWER FOREVER

awful keeping from vaessen

>>150691880
not sofast

>>150691937
Why do I keep trying being happy

HELLOOOOOO /sp/! just wanted to tell you that Steve McClaren, yes THE Steve McClaren is the manager of the jamaican national team. not only carrying them toward qualifying for their first world cup in 28 years, BUT ALSO will win the whole damn thing!
>uhmmmm Steve McClaren? He flopped at newcastle or somethin-ACCKKKK
no!
Sorry /sp/, but you must understand that he has already begun unlocking jamaica's true potential, and FIFA might as well just hand them the world cup already. Screenshot this, it WILL happen!
Sorry if your team wont win the 2026 world cup, but atleast you will be able to see jamaica crown itself as world champions on july of 2026, alongside their GOAT manager, the one and only Steve McClaren!

>>150692007
he got us knocked out of the gold cup this summer

>>150692203
have faith, anon
it was a worthy sacrifice to focus in the big tournament, the WORLD CUP!

panama and guatemala
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlsUDh4hNfU

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>>150689897
>>150689986
Interesting

>>150690042
>dead beat black dad

GOOOOLLL

El Salvador is so fucking shit. Was there literally any other pacey Ngubu they could’ve found other than Gil?

And is there no other midfielder other than Ceren? I feel like hes been there since 2002. Retire nigga god damn.

LOL
>lel salvador

I go away for 5 minutes and everyone scores

congrats suriname

Why isnt roldan playing with el Salvador lately?

jamaicabro clip that shirt pull lmfao

>>150695627
the carrasquilla one?

>>150695722
yeah
the most shameless thing ever lmao

>>150695891
bless

Empate

fun group

Oh nonono panamasisters

>>150696255
I can't believe there will be 8 South American teams in the WC

This is the probably the easiest qualifier in conCACAf's history.
No USA, Canada and Mexico and we're in a group with 3 countries that average 108th in the FIFA ranking
If we don't qualify they should just disband the national team forever and focus on baseball like god intended

>>150697149
>easy
I'm gonna screencap this post, then saved so by November 18 which is the last game of this round, I'm going to murder you and your family after we get eliminated by these shitters.

>>150696255
>>150696363
>>150697149
>>150697336
still undefeated btw

>>150695891
Kek. He really only got a yellow for that?

>>150697463
We need to be first place to qualify nigga and there are only more 4 games left.

Even here there are no suriname flags

Is there anyone even living in that place????
What happens over there??????

>>150697706
There actually has been a suriname anon that used to show up here every once in while

>>150697621
4 more ties incoming and then repechaje

>>150697706
I think there was a mass suicide by some cult there in the 70s or something

>>150697800
That happened in 1978, but in Guyana not Suriname

>>150697803
Name 10 differences between those countries

>>150697896
Guyana speaks English and local creoles, Suriname speaks Dutch and Asian languages like Hindi, Javanese; also a few Indigenous tongues still survive. Suriname is the only country in the Americas where Hinduism is the second biggest religion.

>>150697928
Im only aware of the happenings of french guyana because of the large amount of brazilians living in that place the other 2 are huge question marks to me and most of people i know

>>150698033
The Dutch national team has had Surinamese star players like Ruud Gullit, Rijkaard, Seedorf, Patrick Kluivert, and Virgil van Dijk. It's only recently that they've been able to keep some of their players from going to the Netherlands and never representing their national team.

>>150697896
Bananas in Guyana are curved left to right but bananas from Suriname are curved right to left

>>150698066
Soon they will be good enough to be promoted to conmebosta

>>150697503
This your first concacaf game?

>>150698168
They should dissolve concashit desu

>>150697706
There country is 700k people and most of them probably don't know how to use the internet.

Although you have probally takled to some dutch flags on here who are actually Surinamese

FIFA hates Guatemala and doesn't ever want those Indios to make it the the world cup after El Salvador had that shit show performance when they made it to the world cup.

Rooting for Costa Rica tonight

I hate this team so much

BAILEY

I just went through Curacao's team and there is not a single player born in Curacao. What a joke all of these diaspora all star teams are now. Bermudas not really different but they just play in shitty English leagues

>>150710058
Nvm Bermuda is actually from Bermuda

disallowed trinidad goal

>>150695891
sovl

>>150711390
>let's let the curacao attacker get the ball

Suriname and Cuarzao IN
Dutchbros unite

Imagine Bermuda has to play Bolivia in the qualifiers kek

Adding to the conca goals today

Bermuda out here looking like inter miami

>>150710058
Well I mean I doubt you'd get very fat with a curacao team of just locals

>>150710058
Chong absolute baller

>berterame is the 2nd choice striker
damn i can't believe that nigga is playing over santi

>>150710058
There country has an entire population of like 200 thousand people. They along with Suriname and Aruba have constantly lost our on black players who went and reped the Netherlands

>>150711726
>>150711580
Even worse if u think about it
Leaving nations out with millions of football fans for people that dont care or dont live there
Taking their spot

>>150711872
I doubt they care to much. Nearly every single successful African team is riddled with European diaspora except Egypt and sort of Nigeria.

If they are a French colony than almost 100.percent guarantee their nt is all diapsora born and raised in France

>>150711936
Shouldnt be that way
Then why have countries if the people representing them can just pick and choose a sponsor country
I think Qatar or some country just gives money to athletes and offers them citizenship just so they can represent them
Absolute globohomo scum

>humiliated by korea
>clean sheet win against japan
what the fuck am I supposed to take from this?

>>150712194
japan are playing the long game by keeping poch employed until the world cup in case they get grouped with you

>>150712194
Japan went out with a completely rotated team from the mexico game..

>>150712008
>El PanamiANO is malding because Suriname and Curaçao will be in the World Cup while they have to defeat Italy in the intercontinental play offs in the best case scenario

>>150712315
LMAO nigger you couldnt beat 10 man niggaragua my fucking sides
Also im not mad i predicted this
Niggers here were all uppity because they beat the worst costa chica in the last 30 Years
It was laughable how they hyped the local team

its ticover

Bunch of chokers

Maybe we can offer them a hot meal in exchange for throwing the game

>>150694226
lmao, class goal, class celebration

>>150712929
damn lebron

>>150713008
sovl

GOATzon

Nice gol niggas

ticobros wtf...

Wtf how do you even a 2-0 lead with anytime?

>>150713129
Give up*

holy shit, ticos

>>150713166
What a goal.

Don't be fooled, this is still a bad result, those idiots have no defenseamd cannot hold a lead

see ya in october ig

>>150713244
ticos just like panama underestimated these teams and thought they were push overs so they just eased up as soon as they scored

imagine if panama and costa rica don't qualify

>>150713360
> 90+ goal in that crumbling mess of a stadium
It's so beautiful

>>150713452
>crumbling mess of a stadium

they just renovated it?

>>150714033
Speaking of that I thought you guys were gonna put in a different or bigger stand or something it looks exactly the same as the one you knocked down

>>150714078
the stadium is weird, like it's crammed in the middle of the capital and the capital's streets are already narrow as they are, they planned to renovate the stands and include ammenities like shops and things like that but considering how terrible attendances are for both the local teams and the national team, i haven't seen anything about them being addressed

Hope el piojo doesn't call shitters like lassiter (seriously why he thought he should be the one to do that last free kick?) Or the guy that gave away the free penalty, we now have to face honduras away next time and that defense without the dutch mercenary or Mitchell is a joke

What are the chances of Guatemala going? Is it over for them?

>>150715692
They have to win all of the away matches to relieve pressure. Only having 1 out of 6 this window isn’t going to help them

>>150715750
Damn that sucks, it would be nice to see them go. They had a good gold cup run.

>>150715760
These are the standing rn Guatemala looked great away at Panama city but damn they had everything to take 3 points away and win. Not gonna help when the pressure is on them in Suriname and El Salvador playing away

>>150714126
>they planned to renovate the stands and include ammenities like shops and things like that but considering how terrible attendances are for both the local teams and the national team, i haven't seen anything about them being addressed
Wouldn't it be too late to change their minds on that though seeing as it seems like its almost finished?
>>150715692
Its still early and the group is tight so they still have a chance. If they can manage to beat suriname in their next game it would be huge advantage in keeping them in. They can finish the next window in second if they beat suriname and el salvador lose both their games. First if suriname beat panama and guatemala have a better gd