Norway - Moldova Thread
we still choking this, right?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:22:45 PM
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>>150706238
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:24:13 PM
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you may only post in this thread if your best striker is capable of stat-padding against eastern european farmers
not so fast, swedes
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:28:24 PM
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Generational talent or just a pretty face?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:28:55 PM
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>>150704330 (OP)
nah, you have a solid team
Haaland is an all time great
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:32:40 PM
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I've seen Gibraltar play better than this Moldova team
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:32:57 PM
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>1st half
>5-0
I wasn't planning on watching a gang rape this evening.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:33:37 PM
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i was expecting a dreary 1-0 desu
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:35:03 PM
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goal difference is important, demolish the moldovans
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:36:44 PM
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>>150704330 (OP)
maybe its time
20 years of jobbing it vs moldova and armenia away
the curse is finally lifted, the boys are gonna make it
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:41:29 PM
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>>150704900
we need one more goal for kino
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:42:28 PM
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>jews at home
>budget finns at home
>grandiosa away
please don't fuck it up this time
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:42:32 PM
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>>150705398
>>150704875
wait, no we don't, i'm retarded
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:43:08 PM
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I honestly don't know how to feel about this.
>We can actually make it to a world cup
Never thought I would live to see it
Realistically, what can go wrong?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:54:56 PM
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>>150705451
>>150705142
draw israel, lose italy, shit in qualifyer?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:55:09 PM
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>>150705220
IT IS CONFIRMED NORWAY IS GOING TO THE WORLD CUP
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:55:11 PM
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>6-0
The gangbang continues until morale improves.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:56:19 PM
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>>150705199
Congratulations
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:56:22 PM
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>>150705917
Moldovabros...
This is getting ugly...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:58:38 PM
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>>150705338
>loses due to malnutrition
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:59:12 PM
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>>150705451
>>150705142
Lose to Italy, choke two of the other 3 games remaining, fumble the playoffs.
>>150705278
are these the players?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:01:46 PM
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MAIA SANDU, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:03:00 PM
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>>150705338
>funny comment by a german
not bad hans
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:03:00 PM
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>>150705796
There's a noticeable lack of Moldovabros in this thread, no wonder they are losing.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:03:21 PM
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>>150704900
just one more goal
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:03:47 PM
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>>150705338
i hope for their sake those guys are part of the staff, not the players
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:04:51 PM
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>>150705473
>>150705198
>>150705293
SKJER
FAEN
IKKE
VI SKAL TIL VM GUTTAAAAAAA
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:05:33 PM
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>>150705513
>>150705142
Can't wait for the enevitable 1-2 loss against Israel at home and eastern-Oslo's murder rate increasing by 5000%
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:05:48 PM
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Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:07:35 PM
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>>150705467
Would make it 300 murders. There were just 6 in all of Oslo in 2024.
vm er kult og alt det der, men vi bør boikotte vm i trumpistan på samme måte vi boikottet vm i qatar. ikke reis over. ikke se på.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:09:49 PM
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based assguard
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:10:49 PM
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Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:11:16 PM
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>>150705544
>vi
Hvem faen er vi, homokommunist?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:11:39 PM
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>>150705708
4 more to beat the biggest win record
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:15:55 PM
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>>150705717
Ah yes, there's the Norwegian team I know.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:16:03 PM
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The choke begins...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:16:37 PM
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Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:16:39 PM
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Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:16:40 PM
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pathetic display, fuck this team
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:16:41 PM
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Grattis Norbro, sista hindret är matchen mot Israel.. den ska väll inte gå att "slippa"
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:16:42 PM
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>>150705740
here we go
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:17:04 PM
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>>150705687
That's just Østigaard
The man can't play football with his feet
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:17:08 PM
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Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:17:34 PM
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>Ajer out
>Team collapses
the unsung hero of this team.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:17:52 PM
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Å nei nei nei
>Østigård
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:17:56 PM
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>>150705776
>>150705712
i still think you can clutch a cheeky 8-7 win
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:18:51 PM
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three -gaards have scored
farmboys dominating
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:18:56 PM
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That scouser is alright
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:19:00 PM
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>>150705792
østigård is such a clown, singlehandedly fucked our euro qualifier and even against moldova he somehow manages a defensive error out of nowhere with minimal pressure
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:19:32 PM
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>>150705740
Knowing our team and WC history, we're quite capable of doing 8 more own goals.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:20:10 PM
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The season finale with Italy vs Norway at the San Siro stadium will be crazy kino.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:20:11 PM
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>>150705767
Minimal pressure it what always fucks us. I don't remember the exact stats, but we have conceded SO many fucking goals in the last 10 minutes of matches where we were ahead or tied.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:20:20 PM
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>>150705393
Do you mean Moldovian Zimbru fan from the Europa league threads
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:20:45 PM
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w e w
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:21:10 PM
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JÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆVLA ØSTIGÅRD
The fuck is going on here
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:21:36 PM
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silly OG yeah, but leat's calm down a bot now, 9-1!!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:21:39 PM
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Imagine being Moldova. Getting steamrolled by literally everyone, kek.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:22:02 PM
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Is this for real?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:22:18 PM
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>>150705821
9-1 (one own goal from Norway) public gangbang in front of a full stadium + TV audience.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:22:30 PM
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lmao
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:22:34 PM
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>9-1
>>150705821
international football at its finest
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:23:33 PM
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>>150705867
How nice of Østigård to let Moldova have a goal too.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:23:40 PM
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>>150705962
why are there no moldovans ITT?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:24:26 PM
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>>150705222
these guys can't handle scandis
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:24:44 PM
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So it happened again...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:25:04 PM
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THEY DID IT
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:25:09 PM
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>>150705982
why don't norwegian footballers all have asthma?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:25:28 PM
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>10-1
>Håland's 5th
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:25:31 PM
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calm the fuck down holy shit
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:25:40 PM
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>>150705975
wtf is going on norway are not supposed to score 10 goals Drillo is gonna freak
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:25:48 PM
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10 10 10 10 10
10 10 10 10 10
10 10 10 10 10
10 10 10 10 10
10 10 10 10 10
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:25:55 PM
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This Haaland fella is alright
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:26:02 PM
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>>150705898
Maldovans be maldin
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:26:22 PM
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romania should just annex them
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:26:27 PM
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>>150706003
>>150705950
We scored 10 against San Marino when Drillo was coach.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:26:44 PM
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>>150705934
calm down ceausescu
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:26:55 PM
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How can Moldova come back from this?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:26:56 PM
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>>150706080
Østigård is a fucking retard.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:27:01 PM
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>>150706032
How do you say it's over in Moldova?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:27:26 PM
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>>150705975
San Marino is 34k people in a small city. Moldova isn't exactly a giant, but considerable larger pool of talent.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:27:41 PM
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>>150705867
why couldnt that retard imbecile just play a simple backpass
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:27:53 PM
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>>150706037
>own goal
>celebrating and smiling after scoring 10
>le reddit "everyone is happy to see eachother" culture
really weak minded team
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:28:30 PM
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Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:28:33 PM
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>>150706075
>>150706015
Where's that webm comparing women's and men's football teams after a thrashing
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:28:35 PM
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MOTHERFUCKING TEEEEEEENNNNN
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:29:43 PM
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10-1 just doesn’t sound as clean as 10-0. Real shame with that Moldovan fluke.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:29:45 PM
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>>150706084
Norbaggar, hvad faen?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:30:01 PM
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tick tock italy
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:30:06 PM
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Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:30:18 PM
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>>150706114
>>150705988
always has been
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:30:27 PM
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>>150706061
We need the doal difference
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:31:30 PM
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>>150706080
i'd forgotten about this monumental choke
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:31:42 PM
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Håper vi taper mot Israel med vilje fåvæ.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:33:19 PM
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Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:33:25 PM
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Stop lmao you've proven your point
Fucking hell. It's Moldover. Someone put the entire country on suicide watch.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:33:31 PM
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Is this really necessary?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:33:43 PM
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what
in
the
fuck
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:33:44 PM
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>>150706204
>11-1
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:34:06 PM
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Fucking kek
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:34:19 PM
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>>150706204
>>150706167
I think they already are because they live in Moldova.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:34:20 PM
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Cheeky by the brit
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:34:40 PM
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damn If I was one of those moldavo players I'd rope myself
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:34:41 PM
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>>150706176
>*all goals scored by Norwegian players
>>150706192
If they weren't, they are now for sure.
Reintegrate the country back into Russia holy fuck man this is just a humiliation ritual
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:35:39 PM
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Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:36:04 PM
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>nearly 50% of Norway's goals scored this group stage came in this game
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:36:12 PM
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>>150706167
Putin got them so they are ded already.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:36:13 PM
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>>150706289
>>150706219
We already beat them soundly tonight. Why make it even worse by handing them back to Russia?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:36:16 PM
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didnt real madrid lose to a team from moldova a couple years ago?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:36:41 PM
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investigate moldova for match fixing
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:36:53 PM
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>>150706219
They even lost their status as the human trafficking capital of europe to the ukies a few years back so now they are literally nothing.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:37:23 PM
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>interviewing the larper after the game
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:37:28 PM
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>>150706252
Russia has a higher quality of life than Moldova (and Ukraine for that matter)
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:37:32 PM
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>>150706272
>giving 2 minutes of injury time for this
cruel ref
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:37:54 PM
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>>150706272
>Moldovan defenders keeping the ball in play 3 times in 5 seconds
???
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:38:25 PM
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The Norway kit with Nordic font is really good, can imagine it being iconic in the future
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:38:40 PM
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>>150706272
this much heart at 10-1, 90 minutes
tear to my eye
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:38:58 PM
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>>150706372
he be proud
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:40:19 PM
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Iceland bros equalized against Frafrica
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:41:21 PM
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>>150706452
>>150704330 (OP)
>we still choking this, right?
chin up buttercup
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:41:56 PM
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9/9/2025, 10:42:18 PM
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>>150706389
my reffies think otherwise :)
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:42:17 PM
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9/9/2025, 10:42:39 PM
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Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:44:27 PM
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>>150706603
If you score eleven goals against a team and cant keep a clean sheet, your win shouldn't count.
the future is rødt, hvitt and blått
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:48:00 PM
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>>150706631
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:49:22 PM
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>>150706618
>>150706494
Own goals don't count, we gave it away out of pity
11-1 is way funnier than 11-0
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:49:48 PM
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>>150706687
>>150706515
>helland
is that evil haaland
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:50:14 PM
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>>150706603
bro, stop coping, you lost today
>>150706575
kek
'koper' was a slur we used in elementary school, like retard.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:53:41 PM
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9/9/2025, 10:55:18 PM
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9/9/2025, 10:55:22 PM
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>>150706698
welcome friend :)
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:59:50 PM
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>haaland and Asgaard are both English
>even without their 9 combined goals Norway still won 2-1
Kek
I don't care much for sports, but how do you even lose this bad? Did they get random people from the streets?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:04:47 PM
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>>150706856
meaning it's funny that they're named koper
i'm a simple man
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:07:09 PM
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>>150706856
fuck me you’re stupid Sven
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:08:55 PM
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How do we stop norway?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:12:57 PM
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>>150705544
Ahaha bait or seething commie fag detected
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:18:44 PM
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>>150707133
>>150706631
Where is that? Around Hamar, "kop" is slang for a dumb person. It's used in the song Vallset by Joe Bjørnars.
I also like to say "kop og syt" when I tell someone to cope and seethe in Norwegian, although the word doesn't exactly mean that.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:23:54 PM
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>>150707081
middle of nowhere, trøndelag
kop is to stare like an idiot, koper someone that does that or is simply retarded
could also say kopsækk for extra trønder
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:51:15 PM
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>>150706272
Looks like one of those sunday league webms
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:25:47 AM
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>>150706869
Their players are playing for our mid-table local teams, what do you expect
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:29:05 AM
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>>150707815
>>150706869
>why is the poorest country in Europe shit at sports
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:29:54 AM
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>>150707840
>>150707807
Ukraine is on the same level as Moldova and they are decent
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:32:37 AM
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>>150707815
Ukraine used to have 44 million pop, you're bound to get some decent guys from the sheer numbers.
