Thread 150760515

*cycles into the thread*

redpill me on gazzamania

>>150760623
do people listen to shit like this unironically

Have you apologized to Wolte today?

>>150760740
i watched some of the U21 and thought he was good so no need to. :)

All attention on Wirtz now, yet to show he was worth a single penny.

Potter angling for the sack with his post-match comments, said West Ham played well lmao

>win a summer friendly
>display this fact this prominently
c-c-c-cringe

>>150760721
Maybe you should get up your fat arse and dance

>>150760623
was expecting something bad based on this post >>150760721 and was pleasantly surprised to hear some good progressive house
ty kraut

>>150760822
they were good in the first half to be fair i was a bit nervous as a yid
after the red card though it all came tumbling down

All the good "mid table" teams of last year (Forest,Villa,Fulham,Brighton, Brentford) have been completely unimpressive to awful so far this season.

>>150760960
>conveniently ignores bournemouth

>>150760960
early days but villa especially have gone off a cliff

>>150761001
whoop forgot about them... they've been good

>>150760960
>mentioning Brentford
bad timing

>>150761077
My stream just caught up #pwned

Bottlejobs of an indeterminate fee

>>150761024
and if you listened to them the evil sky six won't allow them to spend their money despite 96% of their revenue going straight to wages

how many corners from keepers holding the ball too long have there been so far? ive only seen 1

>>150760841
sorry lad listen to whatever you want. and yes i am fat as shit good guess

>>150761216
based fat bastard

>>150760960
Brentford just lost their manager and two of their main attacking players, and they're still beating a Chelsea side worth over 1 billion.

Brioche burger buns are massively overrated

>>150761316
same as biscoff. ooh yeah lets put this shit part of a cheesecake on everything

>>150761365
bad take

>>150761694
bvsed

Maresca is one of the biggest frauds in the prem and everyone knows it and I don't know why we keep pretending otherwise

>>150762003
>I will play a back four that has never played together
Been rescued by Palmer

Big fan of Lloyd Kelly having a better continental career than TAA

>>150759933
That's a quality debut goal right there

>>150762612
bog standard header

>>150760632
Gazza is dying

>>150762612
Debut goal? Hasn't Bergvall already been there for a season?

>>150762612
disagree quality header
>>150762770
first premier league goal he had got some in cups though

>>150762770
debut prem goal I meant

>>150762840
oops meant to disagree with >>150762692 not >>150762612 how embarrassing

>>150762919
oy vey

>>150762840
>>150762863
>got some in cups though
Ah, gotcha. Weird, I thought he had a handful of goals last season cause I kept seeing name being mentioned but as far as I can tell he only had a single goal before today, in the EFL cup. And only 2 assists overall. Can't remember why I was seeing his name so often then.

blimey lads just saw the london protest, that's alot of people.
hopefully the our friends from the united kingdom are safe and sound :).
(don't ban me janny am not out of context just checking on my fellow /sp/itizens)

>Lelsea
kek

Everyone go and laugh at this mong:
>>150762862

>>150763122
>£10
i spend more on snacks at aldi

>>150763040
Right wing protests are always peaceful here
It's the left wing festivals that are chaos

Brentford are the modern day version of Pulis's Stoke

>>150763181
Oh yeah like after the southport stabbings when the far right got coked up around the country, attacked police and burned down libraries

Mong

>>150763181
delulu

any proper protest turns violent

>>150763263
That's Arsenal

>>150763040
It was very chilled. Everyone vibing and singing. Good stuff.

>>150763282
>name it southport
>northwest england

>>150763315
Nope.

>>150763315
yep
>>150763371
nope

>>150763399
It's only Arsenal if you have no actual understanding of Pulisball.

footage of west ham fans leaving today at 65 minutes (down to 10 men and 3-0 down to spurs)

>>150762961
He had a good showing in their Europa run when this pic of him got taken

Imagine if Thomas Frank wins them the Champions League

Brentford (1.73) 2-2 (1.32) Chelsea

>>150763534
I think the focus is on not finishing close to the relegation spots.

>>150763534
I'm getting bullish on them, it looks like Bournemouth will be challenging for Europe.

Why are West Ham so bad at corners?

>>150763620
North London clubs always choke

>>150763486
How the tables have turned

>>150763499
Why doesn’t the media hype him the same way they did for Mainoo

>>150763892
jealousy i assume

>>150763486
We’d seen enough >:(

>>150764430
>Israeli asset
>civnat clown
>neo-nazi

>>150764430
this has already been addressed it was mad west ham fans after getting battered by the mighty spurs >>150763486

A lot of the new signings are hitting the ground running! Do NOT expect Isak to do this though (Wirtz already hasn't).

>>150764498
>battered
to be frank Wet Spam didn’t look all that before the red card and had plenty of chances to score. Not so much after but Soucek’s foul was a clear red and he immediately knew it.

Kind of crazy that JLR have been paralysed for basically two weeks now

>>150764627
did you see the disallowed goal? ridiculous
should have been 4-0 maybe even 5 with the clear penalty shortly after

>>150764578
Surely starvin marvin can put a goal in the net against mighty Burnley?

why are bongs protesting?

>>150764702
You'd think so but Slot literally said that while Isak is the best striker in the world he must not have any pressure placed on him to score any goals. Actually said all of this.

>>150764726
Because a white guy shot Charlie Kirk in America

>>150764726
countries a mess mate but shant go into it less i trigger the pakistani e-scousers that post here dont want them shitting up the thread with seethe until 5am again

>>150764745
why would a coach want to take pressure off a player?

>>150764726
free speech laws of north korea, living standards of moldova, demogrpahics of bangladesh

match of the day is on in a minute if you havent watched 4 football matches today like a nutter haha

>>150764255
motd thread

>>150764644
I assume heads are going to roll in their IT Department in the coming weeks

>>150764971
more like motg (match of the gay) lol

>>150763499
Kek, yeah I think that pic was basically it.

didn't realize there's a SOUTH COAST DERBY tomorrow
was surprised in my wiki'ing that they've only played each other 71 times in history cause they're always in different leagues. last league match was in 2011-12, last match overall was 2019 league cup
too bad it's at 7am for me i'm not getting up that early

>wake up
>lelsea lost
>

>>150766808
should probably get some coffee in you because chelsea drew

>>150763727
https://youtu.be/xykJYYgohSE?feature=shared&t=385

>>150768427
2nd greatest moment in recent Spurs history

>>150764644
I always preferred him as Bradshaw

Asston Vilel really had the audacity of not even subbing in Sancho when they're the the ONLY team in England's top seven divisions not to score in 2025/26. Emery outtttt

so just the one goal for woltemalde on his debut, was it?

for the record, wirtz is going to get a goal and/or an assist tomorrow and you-know-who is gonna have a meltdown about it

>>150773404
giddyup pardner! yeehaw!

>>150773423
replied within a minute... the meltdown tomorrow will be crazy.
its 353am go to bed

>>150773504
Howdy pardner. Im afraid youre going to have to get out of town cowpoke. See im no law man... quite the opposite actually. So do as i ask because quite frankly i dont think youd do so well in a race against a bullet. Now GIT

430am in england and dave is still "cowboy posting"
i guess it's better than the normal slop he posts
carry on

Isn't it weird how Liverpool were such a good team last season, yet they still somehow got beat by League One quality Plymouth Argyle? What the fuck was going on there?

thinking how matt lucas told us all to be careful and not expect much from his new young unknown swedish prospect
what a wanker

>>150778051
good teams sometimes play poorly and lose

>>150760632
my dad always blamed jimmy five bellies, said he knew him and that he was a massive arsehole

why do a club that has won so much give off such loser energy

>>150778685
In La Liga is it all the teams complaining about refereeing or is it just Real Madrid?

you'll never sing that

>proud of being customer fc
lols

>>150779045
this makes me proud

>>150779045
Not really anything to be proud of, FSG have been intentionally aiming for the disney tour experience and foreign hospitality crowd for years. L1 is particularly bad for it.

>>150779045
Based Liverchads

reminder that if you have not been to see a single league game of your supported team in the current season, you are a second class footballer supporter, and I just want you to know that any opinions you provide through the course of the day mean nothing to me

>>150763534

he would go full Belushi

>>150781154
The only two posters in this general who go to matches are DCF and that brighton autist

>>150763353
It’s south of northport

>>150781207
Thats just not true

>>150766148
kwaboty decider

>>150778286
Absolute shite excuse. They didn't care and the performance displayed it.

>>150765820
For some reason I thought this was on next week.

>>150781447
very odd post

>>150781486
Not really odd, Liversimp. There's a difference between "playing poorly and losing" and "not giving a single shit about the match".

>>150781502
what's the difference? i assume one is worse or indicative of something terrible

>>150781509
Stop acting dense.

>>150781207
I attend matches my team plays in, who are a PL team and I am neither of those people. Please consult what this means for your theory

>>150781522
stop acting like you can deign how players felt playing during a match that they lost

>>150781531
You aren't an attention whore who somehow has to prove to retards on an imageboard that they attend matches.

>>150781537
The squad selection and approach to the match proved Liverpool didn't care about going out of the FA Cup. It was obvious to everyone who watched it.

this tellyclapper is absolutely rattled

>>150781552
what about the "approach" made it obvious

>AW melting down about an fa cup game from a year ago

Grim

liverpool are just shit and struggle against an organised defence because they have 0 creative players
its not rocket science

>>150781559
probably that they only brought 11 first team squad members to the game

>>150781559
>play a load of children/rejects against a relegation-threatened championship side still reeling from Rppmey
>have two senior lads on the bench
>lose

The only person in the starting XI who was a bona fide starter was Diaz. Slot didn't care about the match. His players didn't care about it. They got embarrassed.

Hes genuinely this obsessed about a liverpool game in a meme domestic trophy from a year ago, jesus christ

>>150781566
the truth about why he is mad stems from when he seethed about liverpool players getting covid and postponing a match, then his arsenal did the exact same thing he was seething about for a FA cup match against liverpool and then lost the match anyway

>>150781634
That was AWs birth of a supervillian moment. he never recovered from that humiliation ritual. he still thinks about it every day probably one of the hardest an anon has been btfo in spee history.

are scousers always this thin skinned?

>>150781634
>>150781640
I think you lads need to get off 4chan.

>>150779045
>joke's on you, we're the best stadium for tourists and customers!!
You can tell when a match is played there, can only hear the away fans. Anfield has an abysmal home atmosphere as much as this upsets Liversimp and Shitizen (who don't even attend matches so why get so invested?).

i didnt realise the e-scousers were this insecure about losing in the fa cup
i have noted this down (catalogued for quick reference), and be warned by filing system is state of the art

>>150781632
>the oldest football knockout competition in existence
>"meme domestic trophy"
Shame the FA think the exact same way and it's their job to run the fucking thing.

>>150781690
Net spend, Anfield atmosphere and putting any form of pressure on Wirtz are three things I've also noticed they're bizarrely sensitive to. I can't find any common thread to it all.
I get them being sensitive over Hillsborough or Jota.

>>150760515 (OP)
So wait, someone just told me all the new strikers in the league have scored,
All but one.
Is it any surprise that it's the one that signed for Manchester United?

simply will never be a dominant force in the top flight or in europe
will never win the treble
never ever ever!
0 creativity, 0 control, reactive not active
no matter how much pl marketing is pumped out to delude the customers about the style being employed

>>150781733
Could be about many clubs, this

>>150781723
lel

>>150781723
>Is it any surprise that it's the one that signed for Manchester United?
Has he even played in the league yet

>>150781746
Remember when manure rats were seething at me, calling me stupid for being a statfag when I posted this and told them Woltemade was a better player to spend 90 million on than Sesko ?

>>150781758
More minutes than Woltemade in the league and also had the full 90 vs Grimsby to open his account

>>150781778
Shambles

The atmosphere at West Ham is so shite even the stewards are falling asleep

>>150781762
The Germans seemed pretty high on Woltemade during the U21’s and Bayern wanted him so clearly something there, too many seething scousers distracting from those points

from Friday btw so Wirtz' flop status at Liverpool was already CONFIRMED

>>150781833
>women

>>150781705
>Net spend [...] putting any form of pressure on Wirtz
These two are linked
Spending money on poor players means losing resale value
This is bad for the coveted Net Spend Trophy which Liverpool customers unironically and without any sarcasm place above the FA Cup

Selles sacked as Blades boss
Chris Wilder to be re-appointed after being sacked in the summer
What a mess

>>150781859
I couldn't tell if it was a woman or a Bobby Gillespie-looking bloke

>>150781886
>Chris Wilder to be re-appointed after being sacked in the summer
The new owners have zero ideas

>>150781886
Does Wilder even bother looking for jobs nowadays or does he know Sheffield (United) will always take him back on the rare occasions he isn't there
Probably still has his name plate on the manager's office door

I look like this and dress like this

The Premier League Champions play today

IT'S KLOPP'S KIDS AGAINST THE BLUE BILLION POUND BOTTLE JOBS

>>150781909
Rooney looks like he's been stretched horizontally

>>150781898
>>150781900
The irony is he can't manage any other club well either, literally made for each other

>>150781909
Genuinely thought Schweinsteiger was Dean Windass for a second

>>150781911
Klopp's Kids is without doubt the most egregiously manufactured 'thing' the Liverpool-friendly media environment in this country has ever devised

>>150781932
Curtis Jones is one of our own la

>>150781910
you reckon Burnley will win the league then ?

>>150781909
god i wish boomers would just fuck off already
anyone above the age of 25 should be put in a care home

>>150781848
its actually quite an interesting read, and just goes to show that autistic german analysis doesnt always count for much (albeit we're only a few games in)
>The case of Nick Woltemade is different. He is 23, a good year older than Wirtz, but became a regular player in a first division team only after scoring two goals against Heidenheim nine months ago. At the age when Wirtz won the double with Leverkusen, Woltemade was playing on loan in the German third tier for a season.
>It is unclear how well he will perform in the Champions League. He has not played in the competition because Stuttgart did not include him in their squad for it last season. He has not yet scored against big teams, his most important goal coming in the cup final against the third-tier side Arminia Bielefeld.
>He is a player with virtually no track record. At the European Under-21 Championship this summer, he was the top scorer – one of the oldest players in one of the oldest teams. The best footballers, such as Lamine Yamal, Bellingham, Jamal Musiala and Wirtz, do not take part in such tournaments having long since outgrown the level.
>Woltemade is unpredictable, his dribbling, passing and shooting are not found in the textbooks; they are unique, with no international comparison. Unlike other top players, his centre of gravity is rarely at the centre of the movement. He thrives on his free spirit and self-confidence and seems to want to reinvent the game at No 9.
>But he has not yet developed any consistency or patterns – not in his first touch, not in his combination play, not in his timing on headers, not in his shooting. His goals are not the logical consequence of excellent actions and skills. His excellence is not repeatable. And he still has to prove that he can last 50 games in a season, because he is tall but not robust.

>>150781953
THIS. But euthanised instead

Surely this is the season Wolves go down
It's been coming

>>150781953
>>150781957
sorry anons we rule the world while you lot will inherit a pile of ashes.
t. born 1986

>>150781953
>>150781957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZa7_Rk6hwM

Klopp Kid James McConnell made his debut for four time European champions AFC Ajax yesterday

>>150781956
True, it is fairly clinical.
For example I don't think Newcastle are genuinely worried about competing in the CL, certainly don't have the squad for it, as long as Woltemade has a better injury record than Isak (his goal output will certainly be worse) in the league and domestic cups it will be an upgrade of sorts because they'd have a more stable starting XI

tempted to make an early /mug/

>>150781973
>you lot will inherit a pile of ashes.
Optimistic prediction, it belongs in /cric/ though

>>150782010
-.-

do NOT bully this >>150781977 thread
they are not hurting anyone just minding their own business
you should only go there to post about the game if you are watching it NOT to bully the OP which would be wrong

>>150782032
very odd post

>>150781932
It was even better when Klopp's Kids lost to Chelsea and the media were talking about how young, raw, and inexperienced these Liverpool youths were. But the Chelsea side actually turned out to be younger and with less experience.
Maddest part? Liverpool customers really believe there's a media conspiracy against them.

in this country we put spitters into high profile media positions and if you dont like it you know where the door is

>>150782051
>lost

>>150782051
Van Dijk scored the winner in that cup final and Conor Bradley was the only Liverpool starter who hadn't already played at least one season for the club. To see Klopp's Kids plastered everywhere after, on the BBC in all the papers etc just felt like some sort of collective psychosis.

Remember when Chelsea were a joke club that hadn't had a sniff of a major trophy for over 50 years? Remember when it was the same for Man City and Newcastle?

Surely these clubs managed to become competitive again by virtue of their own management and support and didn't need to rely on artificial support from oil barons?

Klopp still living rent free in Dave's head lmao

>>150782141
>Surely these clubs managed to become competitive again by virtue of their own management and support
whenever a club does this all their players get bought by clubs with more money and millions of bandwagoners. just because you support of those clubs doesn't mean you get to pull the ladder up behind you

>>150782141
>Surely these clubs managed to become competitive again by virtue of their own management and support
they did that mate
two most successful clubs in this country are city and chelsea with a big gap after that

Yes Liverpool Football Club owned by FSG (net assets 13.2bn) truly a fan led phenomenon

>>150782141
>yet more random Irish seething

Liversimp chose to brag about Anfield being a tourist attraction then has a go at people for talking about it
Seriously needs to leave his bedroom for an hour or two

>>150782232
Never forget Liversimp once had a cry over a post being deleted.

>>150782241
lmao he's truly something else

>>150782241
the arrows kek
what a nutter

>>150782263
>>150782268
You can tell how upset he was because the reply box is unhinged as fuck. Funniest bit was him damage controlling afterwards saying he wasn't mad.

>>150782232
doesn't matter, he's the ultimate customer, has never stepped foot in anfield in his entire life. probably doesn't even live in england.

>>150765820
just woke up and seen your post. good shit, anon. now I have something to watch

this general would be nice if the three or four spammers left

>>150782361
You can join them.

watching southampton vs portsmouth
my first non league game in eons

>>150782370
id never thought about the rivalry to be fair but they seem proper into it

>>150781618
ah yes the prestigious fa cup in which the most recent winners of it were.. *checks wikipedia*.. crystal palace

shame on liverpool

>/mug/ today
How I've missed this :')

>>150782462
ive come to the conclusion that a /mug/ is better than a /mcug/ today but it took some thinking over

>>150782427
Put another prawn on the barbie, lad.

>>150782485
hehe done him

Ricky Hatton dead lads. Man City need to do it #forhim

>>150782361
Pot meets kettle

>>150782531
hmmm

What were his political views out of interest? Was he a reform mong or did he actually have some sense about him?

Why do I get the feeling Amorim will start front three of Zirk-Sesko-Mbeumo and bench Mainoo again? Feels it's more apt because Zirkzee was subbed in when Cunha got injured and Amorim already teased Sesko to start.

>>150782531
The Hatton Mayweather fight was legendary. The English took over Vegas and booed the US anthem causing immense yank butthurt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RplzKlSlbR0

>>150782733
kek love it

really weird how the wheelchair bloke got quietly swept under the rug and even when the press covered it they were saying it was an "incident" instead of a liverpool ST holder, which he was

>>150782786
Is that Paul Burrell?

>>150782822
caring about some mong in a wheelchair is sad innit
go into any bit city and you will see fucked up people shouting to themselves you dont go giving them a hard time over it they have enough problems
sick of the media to publish all that about his life

>>150781958
As a seasoned Wolves fan, most fans were saying this at the end of last season. Sold off the talent, not replaced them and put in a manager who openly states that technical ability isn't a priority, plus the owners aren't investing. It's ogre

>>150782531
there's leaked group chats from his pals supposedly saying it's suicide, rip big dog

>>150781909
remember what they took from you

>e-zack not even in the squad
Right what's going on then ?

>>150783019
hasn't had a pre season and probably unfit from going on strike and refusing to train

>>150782977
they look like thugs

>>150783019
Tore his ACL i'm afraid

>>150783019
Slotto already told you not to expect too much from Isak

WTF? WHY WOULD YOU PAY A BRITISH RECORD FEE FOR A PLAYER YOU WON'T EVEN PLAY?????

>No Isak
Want to die 2bh lads

>>150782531
CBD overdose?

>>150783179
>>150783019
They don't want to waste the debut bounce on Burnley away

today, I am not having a Sunday roast.

>>150783316
There's still time to go to the carvery lad

>>150781833
holy kek

RIP Ricky Hatton

Don't be surprised if Liverpool get a penalty this match btw

Any chance Hatton bet the farm on Canelo last night?

Potter...!

>>150784018
They sure are trying their best lmao

>>150784329
surprised hes not been sacked yet this morning

>>150784341
SO embarrassing. I wouldn't even be surprised if it wasn't omitted from the highlights tonight.

Why isn't Salah playing?

>>150784410
Is there any reason why highlights are only 2 minutes or 3 mins if they're on the Sky channel? So often I've watched a full match, went to see the highlights maybe the next day or whatever, and it's got like barely any of the meat of the game. Just shots on target and goals. Like, I get it, those are the big moments generally, but still. I want to see more fouls, more skills, more replays from different angles, etc.

>>150782861
The entire project has just died with a whimper. Had a mental Championship side, got up, looked really good and then just sort of gave up on it

>>150784618
There is a reason that someone explained a while ago, but I can't remember what it is. Totally agree with you though they miss loads of stuff out that is worth including.
>Watch the highlights on a browser with no adblocker once
>Ads were unironically longer than the highlights
Absolutely grim.

>£40m for 40IQ
Bournemouth finally rip off Liverpool.

>>150784706
I know the club channels release extended highlights that are like 9+ minutes. I think I've seen some that are even like 12 or 14 mins long and I don't think it was even that eventful of a game. I don't know if Sky does extended highlights as well. I imagine there's some legal contractual fuckery happening behind the scenes. Something about maximising the their viewership and spreading it out between broadcasters and clubs or something like that would be my guess.

>>150784702
the owners thought that the club and it's branding would be self sustainable for them to launch other businesses from it and soak up the profits, they genuinely set up an e-sports team, record label and fashion line from it which have all collapsed. As a result they now don't care and are happy to let the club sink, and apparently want £500m to walk away which is laughable

>>150784706
And yeah, the ads are horrendous. Being stuck outside and trying to watch something or read something or even look up something on your phone is like a fucking genuine nightmare these days.

>>150784618
The broadcasters want people to pay for a subscription, they're not going to show every single interesting moment of a match for free on their Youtube channel.

>>150784867
Makes sense. It would also explain why the club channels wait like 3 or 4 days before releasing their extended highlights. Although I think I've seen extended highlights from TNT and some of the US broadcasters so maybe there's more to it than just that.

Tell me about people in Burnley.

A bit shameless this diving

>>150785002
Someone once told me their team's first game of the season was away at Burnley, he'd just got back from holiday with a tan and so he got punched while being called a paki.

>>150785062
Shameful

>ugarte over mainoo
>2 gks on the bench
>casemiro somehow benched
so uuhhhh? amad part of the front three i think? mazraoui wingback?

>>150785084
Most of those Lancashire towns have been overtaken for a long time tbf. Blackburn, Nelson, Rochdale, Oldham. Don't understand how they can live there.

DERBY DAY: >>150785155

>>150785184
guaranteed slurper

IRA-AA IRA-AAAA ZOMBIE ZOMBIE EEEE

it's over

>Auschwirtz subbed off vs fucking Burnley work 0 goals or assists
HAHAHAHAHAHA 150 million quid for the German Djemba-Djemba

>>150785663
it gets funnier with every game :)

>Second match in a row Liverpool have played against 10 men
Embarrassing club

>>150785689
And the customers are seething because despite getting their usual gifted red card they didn’t get +26 minutes of added time to win with

>20 Possessions Lost
tfw too creative for the lads

Just saying >>150784018

lel get fucked arsenal

>>150785751
Guessing Hannibal Mejbri had money on a Liverpool win. What a tit.

HAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAV

what on earth is he doing lmao

thats about as clear a handball as you can see

>needing a 95th minute pen vs Burnley
grim club

Yeah arsenal are definitely winning this league. How many times will Liverpool get away with a shit performance with some random 95th min pen. Not many probably.

>rigging to beat burnley 1-0
SAD
PATHETIC

>>150785831
You know it's bad when Spitty C of all people calls you braindead

>>150785841
Winning the games where you play shit in how you win the league

At least it wasn't a dive.

>>150785835
Not just Burnley but a 10 man Burnley

Mentality GIANTS Premier League winners mentality.

>>150785841
liverpool havent been bad, burnley have sat in the box with their whole team for the last hour.

Didn’t watch the match, how many goals and assists to did Wirtz get then lads? Must’ve been loads vs Burnley cos they’re shite

>>150785871
That meme comes from against playing other title contenders and fluking 3 points. Not against clubs fighting relegation and not when they have 10 men.

nothing better than watching championship shitters park the bus the entire game and lose in heartbreaking fashion

>liverpool now have nearly as many penalties as Manchester United
RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED

>>150785871
So you're saying the opponents will purposely give away penalties in the last minute? Because winning games assumes you at least create chances. They didn't create anything today.

>>150785876
Might as well have just grabbed the ball. He won't be getting anywhere near the first team for a while.

>undeserved pen for Manure 90+5
>undeserved pen for Liverpoo 90+4
Red cartel what are you like

>>150785922
assisted the red card! suck it ABWirtzes

When Fergushart's manure did it, it was "sign of champions!"

>Scott Parker’s first ever home defeat as Burnley manager, after 26 games at Turf Moor.
great win for the reds

>>150785928
arsenal had 14 draws last season cause they couldnt break teams down who did this, their whole gameplan is corners.

Burnley (0.13) 0-1 (2.75) Liverpool

its always liverpool. does that shit not get fucking annoying

>>150785950
Okay that is retarded wtf is he thinking? That isn't even refball, someone check his bank account

this was with them sitting back with ten in the area for 90 minutes.

>>150785928
>>150785940
It means still getting points in games where you play shite. You expect Liverpool to put out much better performances than this. Obviously if they have consistently bad form they won't win every game. This was an off day.

fuck off burnley fucking chokers

>>150785981
Yeah they couldn't get good fortune like penalties against Southampton (in both matches) and against Wolves (in both matches) to secure all 3 points like Liverpool did unfortunately.

>>150785989
It was Man Utd last game

yamal is the only that can save this sport too bad he's a wannabe gangbanger

yamal 4 ballon dor

>>150785155
>>150785155

CITY VS UNITED COMEDY HOUR

>>150786030
DICKS IS ON FIRE

>>150785989
Why do you care, fatty? Go watch burgerball.

>>150785954
I think Scott Parker should tell his players to stop being retards at the end of matches.

>>150785992
Absolutely no awareness of where he was on the pitch.

>>150785954
Pen was absolutely stone wall.

>>150785950
he kicks it at his arm thats not fair if anything it should be a Burnley free kick

>>150785932
Happens about 12 times a season unless you have a Southampton type team who think they can try and play and get battered 6-0 for it

>game almost over
>havent scored yet
>just pop the ball up into the opponents hand
>win every game with a 90’ +5’ penalty
why dont teams other than liverpool try this

>>150786036
should be entertaining in many ways

I distinctly remember Liversissy making fun of Man United for needing a late penalty against Burnley...

>>150786056
Leeds did GW1

>>150786050
lel

Would have been the first team to stop Liverpool scoring in an away fixture since Everton of all teams back in April 2024

>>150786006
ragebait

How does Slot do it?

>>150786094
>an away fixture
an away LEAGUE fixture, that should have said

>>150785950
Yeah, it was a definite handball. I'm just surprised there are still players so fucking monumentally retarded to actually do that. I've seen attacking players hold their arms behind their back when they're in the other fucking team's half, about to block a clearance. Like, that's how ingrained it is in some players to not flail their arms. Absolutely braindead from Hannibal.

>not gonna win
>kick the ball directly at the opponents hand repeatedly until penalty is won
>win

>>150786065
difference is Man United needed it in order to not get relegated

>>150786121
the beautiful game

>>150785954
Loads a mon-ney

>>150786106
Zesty

>>150786122
>billionaire red clubs both needing a last minute penalty to beat a newly promoted side
Stop coping, they're both fucking embarrassing scenarios.

>going to draw
>game almost over
>kick ball at opponents hand
>win penalty
>win game

>>150786140
Lel very embarrassing at the top of the table for the defending champs

>>150786151
Big brained

Another solid performance from Wirtz, averaging 6.9-7.0 since signing

>>150786017
>off day

They've been struggling against teams all season. Today and against Newcastle they had to rely on a last min goal against a team with 10 men. The off day better describes their opponents who this season somehow are down to 10 men in 50% of matches Liverpool have played this season.

>>150786140
Yeah it's not ideal but the glaring difference is that Liverpool would have remained top of the league without it while Man United would have been relegated without theirs

Genuinely embarrassing performance from Liverpool today. Wirtz will only be good next season once they get him on the peds properly btw.

>>150786160
It genuinely is embarrassing needing your opposition to turn retarded for a second to get a penalty to win a match.

>>150786187
>while Man United would have been relegated without theirs
The PL season is only a month long? Wow, that's news to me.

>>150786181
you won't hear the media report this

i think i discovered a genius tactic and basically solved football, see id you kick the ball into the opponents hand you can win a penalty and basically score a goal whenever you want

The seethe in this thread is glorious. Feels good to be a red

>>150786219
Mane did that in the CL final #bigbrain

>>150786219
how many times are you going to post this?

>>150786219
>i discovered
Stolen Valor (yes I spelt it the Amerimutt way so you could understand), you didn't discover shit. This is a time tested tactic going back decades

>>150786160
that's like saying Starmer's approval rating is not embarrassing because he's prime minister

He can and will keep getting away with it

>>150786196
no, you're right I'm sure that they're embarassed

if liverpool win the league after a performance like that then every club in the prem should be forcefully relegated

>>150786248
>>150786251
if its so genius why does only liverpool do it

>>150786271
I actually am, but fuck it, we ball

>>150786271
>deliberately ignoring the point

>>150786260
he would need to have 100% approval rating in this analogy

>>150786238
You're about as scouse as I am jewish

>>150786065
Liverpool customers are disingenuous

for me its the celebrations after scoring that penalty. salah, baldy fraud wank twat, the whole team were so #passionate

>>150786282
Leeds did it to everton game week 1

>>150786288
i don't think you understand the analogy

>>150786287
i'm not ignoring it. i'm mocking a comical premise that could only be made by asshurt and coping

>Salah to Sky: "We have a few new players in the starting line up and it takes time to adapt to our game and we try our best to make them confident in our game."

Lol, already coping even in victory. Kerkez was an absolute disaster.

Isa Slot reportedly celebrating the win with some of the players. Amongst them are Konate, Frimpong, and Isak.

>Benjamin tesco
0 goals in 10 shots

>Gyökeres
3 goals in 7 shots

Lads, all red cartel teams resorting to these dark arts are embarrassing no matter the spin

>>150786327
i understand that it was poorly thought out and fundamentally flawed

>>150786331
>asshurt and coping
Even Liverpool's greatest current player is making excuses for that performance.

didn't see the game but Liverpool rigged it, didn't they?

>>150786362
good thing they banked the maximum number of points then

>>150786344
What about that new striker Newcastle got after Sesko snubbed them?

>>150786369
no, they smartly kicked the ball up into a burnley defender’s hand and dramatically scored and celebrated passionately

>>150786369
see
>>150785950

Literal retardation from Mejbri

>>150786392
He'd actually get away with that if it wasn't for the twist

>>150786386
super high IQ to know where his hand would be before it was there.

>>150786378
>still not getting it

>>150786408
The ball wouldn't have even hit him. Should have just fell into it.

>>150786358
Lmao

>>150786358
Which team should he bless? Certainly not Manchester United

先ほど終了したプレミアリーグ第4節、バーンリー対リバプール戦の結果と感想をアップしました。
ドラマが生まれたこの試合。

私は、彼等から決して諦めないハートを教えてもらった気持ちです。
よかったらご覧ください。

>>150786427
>people who make fun of me for being stupid and desperate just don't get it, man

>>150786418
either way, the passionate celebrations erase all of that. seeing slot go YEAAAAAHHHHHH and fist pump so powerfully with scoring that penalty made me so proud to be a red

>>150786438
YWNBAJ

>>150786433
What is it with Manchester and Nonces?

>>150786441
>>150786444
>>150786448
Support your local(s)

>>150786441
>stupid and desperate
Two embarrassing displays from the two biggest clubs in English football.

Why are there so many yanks here?
Don’t you have your own shitty sports that no one else plays to watch?

>>150786471
but seeing mohammed salah jump in the air and scream from
joy when he scored that late, late penalty makes me so proud

Nah I'm worried
Those shitters at Manure put 3 past this Burnley superteam
Liverpool couldn't score even 1 from open play

>Bwave Scotty Parkah on Hannibal Mejbri: "I have been in the arena, I know how quick things move. His body action was turning and his arm has gone out. The ball is probably coming at 80mph and it has hit it. The only learning for Hannibal is that we will have to train with hands behind the back."

lol what am I reading

bro i dont want my united to get humiliated

>>150786502
>>150786471
>instead of speaking with local people, go on a website that is notoriously popular with people all over the world
>what's with all the people from somewhere else on this website?

Yankoid melty

>>150786520
if you want to win many prices you are not supposed to peak early season, look at PSG last year

>>150786523
That was Hannibal? Oh lawdy lawd

>>150786523
This isn't le h*cking classy Scotty Parker saying this is it? Kek what a baby

im just trolling cause i caught the end before church, the other american is genuinely gay though

>>150786523
What part of the quote are you having trouble with?

>>150786502
its one guy spamming

>>150786574
>The ball is probably coming at 80mph

>>150786552
Or Liverpool last year

>>150786559
Peak American post.

>>150786438
why are you google translating and copy pasting it here?

>>150786598
80mph is like an Obafemi Martins or Hulk thundercunt. Frimpong basically chipped it lmao.

>>150786711
It started as 80mph and would hjave slowed down

All shots begin at like 130mph and then rapidly slow

>>150786739
Absolutely no chance that ball was going 80mph even when it was hit.

>>150786711
>>150786739
do we have any physicists in here?

I see "until they score" is in full effect for Liverpool. Well congrats on winning the title and going unbeaten.

Yeah City are finished,
It's Arsenal's title to lose

never understood this gimmick of switching to an indian vpn to pretend to be an arsenal fan. even more baffling than you switching to australia and pretending to be a spurs fan.

>>150786886
When balls are hit because they have to switch momentum they're going like 200mph but air friction slows them.down to like 40mph very quickly

80mph sounds about right >>150786887

be honest /sp/ do you think this city team are a title contender or not

>>150787031
Yes. It's between Liverpool (MASSIVE favourites) and City. Arsenal have too many first team injuries for multiple months.

>using Jota killing himself and his brother as an excuse for Liverpool not being 100% yet
Fucking lol, absolutely shameless.

MUG MUG MUG

I want United to lose and City to lose but United are really bad.

So this is Amorimball ?
Sit deeper than Burnley and concede anyway ?

these losers are singing their only song again (about their shit manager no.less!)

Manure never beat City when it matters

>bruno penandes is at fault for another goal for not following his player
>starts moaning after they concede like its someone else's fault

Many such cases

Playing Arsenal, Burnley, Atletico and Everton in a row is like football throwing the anti-football avengers at us

>>150788076
>anti-football
>Arsenal have scored as many goals as Liverpool have
huh?

>>150788055
Garnacho did the same for Chelsea yesterday. The manure virus is spreading.

>>150788062
If Liverpool want him they'll get him. Ever since they found that secret hack of offering twice the wage of any other club no one else can compete.

>>150788173
6 of 8 from set pieces

>>150788240
GOTTEM

>>150788240
They've scored 9 so, that's incorrect. It also isn't true anyway. I just went and counted them.
>United goal
Set piece
>Leeds goals
Three set pieces
>Forest goals
One set piece, but you could push the third into set piece even though it wasn't a deadball cross for fairness. Even then you could argue Zubmimendi's wasn't a set piece goal as it was a clearance and he just blooted it.

So 6 out of 9 if you're being harsh. 4 out of 9 if you're not.

>>150788240
>NO SEE YOU MAY HAVE SCORED THE SAME AMOUNT OF GOALS AS TOTAL FOOTBALL GODS LIVERPOOL BUT THE WAY YOU SCORED THEM ARE DIFFERENT
>MAKE SET PIECE GOALS ONLY COUNT HALF!!!!!!! NOW!!!! PGMOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! FA!!!!!!!!!!
>YNWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>100% win rate
no wonder ABLs are seething

>>150788424
They aren't ready for when Isak finally unlocks him

Oh wow, Haaland already has 150 appearances for City. I keep thinking he's only been there for 2 seasons.

>>150788424
How many assists and goals has he got? Must be loads by now

United are such an embarrassing meme club

KEJ

why did they by these players and how does amorim still have a job

Just what the fuck is this shite.

>>150789265
>that high line with maguire, de ligt and shaw at cb
some shit is inexcusable from scamorim

>95th minute Liverpool winner
>United BTFO

Expect some serious Dave shitposting

>>150789265
maguire looking like he's running for the bus

>>150789400
he'll be at it all night again poor lad

TERRIBLE DAY FOR THE HOMELESS

Manure bros I thought we won the transfer window by over spending on Kinder Bueno, Cuntha, and Tesco??? How is this happening?? I thought Ineos were moving MAD?

>>150789562
>Cunha
They at least succeeded in getting rid of one relegation spot with that signing

>>150789562
>Cuntha
may as well go all the way and call him cunthair

>>150789562
>Tesco
Newcastle dodged a bullet there. Voldemorts already scored too

DON'T KILL YOURSELVES UNITED FANS

CHELSEA ON SATURDAY

GOOD FOR A BOUNCE BACK

>>150789660
>united v chelsea
clownshow.mp4

004 for Sesko

>>150789595
>Manure are so bad they’re now buying fellow relegation candidates players to weaken them
Grim grim club dear oh dear oh dear

>>150789725
Remember when Newcastle bought Chris Wood to send Burnley down? Yeah, it's like that.

>>150789653
Tesco would’ve scored for Newcastle by now because they have a competent manager and players who can pass to their striker

>>150789660
Need a Garnacho hattrick for the ultimate /mug/

Do keepers really need to get introduced to a new league slowly? How much different could their jobs be? Couldn't United start Lammens? What's the worst that could have happened?

>>150789957
>What's the worst that could have happened?
Roberto at West Ham.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yWEqbJbpig

>>150789957
City have started Donnarumma immediately so its literally just a skill issue

kek they've even demoralised neville

>i feel nothing

Haaland only scores against shitters anyway

>>150790039
>There have been times when I have seen United lose this type of match when I feel angry.
>I just feel nothing, which is even worse

>>150789996
Okay, that's pretty bad, but still. That's only 3 goals. It wouldn't really surprise anyone if United conceded 3 against anyone, much less City.

>>150790000
That's what I was thinking as well. I guess Donnarumma has a lot more experience but still. I wouldn't have thought it would matter that much. But I suppose the keeper also has to get used to how the club wants to play while a side like City can just adapt cause their players are that good.
Nice quads btw.

>>150760515 (OP)
Just get this over with and mutually terminate amorims contract(you're gonna sack him anyway when Liverpool commits crimes against humanity against this united side)
Side note onana is having a surprisingly decent debut for Trabzonspor don't let the score fool you

>Today was City boss Pep Guardiola’s 10th Premier League Manchester derby win, making him only the third manager to win 10 derbies in this fixture, after United legends Alex Ferguson (20) and Matt Busby (15).

it's over

United need a season in the EFL championship to rebuild.

United unironically need a manager like Moyes

>>150790571
The PL would go apeshit at one of their biggest brands going to a league that they have had a massive war with over the past few years.

>>150790471
>Jay, Birmingham: As Man Utd fan

I feel so bad for Mbeumo. You can tell he's levels above the rest.

>>150790731
You can tell he's brown

>>150790471
Real interesting to hear from yet another twat not supporting his local

>>150790750
at eating chocolates maybe

>>150790750
That booty is the only thing working on that team

>>150790750
Ye like when the fat cunt had an open goal 5 yards out and pinged it wide

He's another bum

>>150790750
That says a lot about the situation at united, too. He's a good player but by no means should be the superstar leagues above the rest of a team who intends to fight for the ucl spots.

Were any of you at the Tommy Robinson rally?

>>150790750
He's from a midtable prem side so he knows the minimum effort required to stay up and hasn't succumb to the rot yet

>CoonHa and Pesko are 005 already
Agents 007 and 008 are going to make a killer duo

>>150789996
To give Roberto the smallest bit of credit (more than he deserves, he was dreadful), he was signed explicitly as Fabianski's backup and not as his replacement in years to come

Hermansen is lining up to be doing a worse job than Roberto though, he's already conceded 11 goals from 23 shots on target faced. That's a goal let in every 2 shots on target, it's fucking diabolical

>>150789265
At first I was wondering how on earth that wasn't offside and then I realised he was still in his own half
Utter disbelief

>>150790851
nice try

>>150790750
Shouldn’t have been a stupid cunt and should have gone to Newcastle instead.

>>150790923
Cunha is still 004 since he didn't play today (lmao)

>>150790851
n..no

>>150789265
He does it so effortlessly.

Man united 14th place screenshot for next OP please.

>This is the first Manchester derby in the Premier League to have no cards shown for either side. The first 56 meetings in this competition had at least one.

Sums up how little United's players care. Sums up how little Amorim cares.

>With City soon to be getting away with these charges . They are going to continue to dominate football in England. They have a £40 million pound international level keeper on the bench. We have a championship level one as number 1. You might see a Liverpool or a Chelsea nick the odd title . But i can’t see us winning the league again in my lifetime unless football has a serious restructuring plan regarding ownership.
The RedCafe cope

>With just four points from four games, this is Manchester United’s poorest start to a league season since 1992-93, when they also had four points from their opening four matches under Alex Ferguson.

THEY'RE GOING TO WIN THE LEAGUE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150791460
Fuck me manure customers have to be some of the most retarded in world football. They’ve spent basically as much as city they’ve just spent it on absolute shite. Maybe they should’ve gone and got midfielders and a goalkeeper instead of spunking hundreds of millions on forwards.

>Manchester United boss Ruben Amorim, speaking to BBC Match of the Day: "If you look at the goals, we can avoid those goals. That was the biggest difference. We can do better, especially the second goal. We suffered goals we can avoid.

>"The biggest difference was when we had transitions, we didn't score. In the second half they did better in transition and we suffered in that moment.

>"We can do better, that is clear but again transitions - the third goal, lack of quality in the connection, people don't know who is going to the ball and then the guy is free to score. The first one he is in the middle of four guys and we can be aggressive in that moment.

>"In these kind of games we need to be perfect and in this game we were not perfect. The frustration is always the same because with the amount of chances we need to score goals.

>"We need to work on a lot of things for the next game."

He'll have a hard time to work on it what with their Champions League match midweek. Wait.

>>150791923
>>150791923
>>150791923

>>150791850
>le suffering man

>>150791938
Seething already

>>150791938
>early
>no scores
>no subject
Yep. That's homeless seethe right there

>>150791889
scared of >>150791201 and had to make it early i see

>>150792073
oops meant to quote >>150791938
sorry ireland >>150791889

>>150791460
Doesn't even make sense. If Chelsea and Liverpool can nick the odd title then why can't United? Unless this guy is like 80 years old, in which case it makes sense for it to not happen in his lifetime.

>>150792231
>why can't United
Because they're shit and ran like shit

>>150792275
Exactly. It's got nothing to do with City at all.

>>150792231
Genuinely, how can you compare Liverpool and Chelsea to United when you know who has ran them for two decades now.

>>150792499
Because, to me, it sounds like they're blaming City for the state they're in, rather than themselves. Yeah, City cheated but that is not the reason why they have a Championship level keeper at their club. If that was the case then both Chelsea and Liverpool would have the exact same problem. But they don't think that. They think those clubs can still win titles.
Obviously I know United won't win one in the foreseeable future because they're dog shit but my point is that that guy is just shifting the blame.

>>150792847
City broke the rules, and if they were punished in a timely manner, then the league's current make up would be different and they would be penalized accordingly. I don't specifically agree with some random, unqualified bloke's take, but do you at least agree with that point?

>>150792948
I agree 100% with that point which is why I pointed out how stupid it is of them to say other clubs can still win titles. Every other club has had to deal with the same situation.

>>150793185
You say "them" like MUST has put out a statement saying this. You read a few red cafe posts and came to the conclusion that it was a collective thought.

>>150793253
What? No. I say them because even though I said that guy or him before, I don't actually know the person. I'm still only talking about that one person.

>>150789605
>cunthair
kek that's good