Thread 150869928

>Crackfurt on a roll again edition

>Freitag
Stuttgart vs. St. Pauli

>Samstag
Bremen vs. Freiburg
Augsburg vs. Mainz 05
Hoffenheim vs. Bayern
HSV vs. Heidenheim
Leipzig vs. Köln

>Sonntag
Frankfurt vs. Eisern Union
Leverkusen vs. Gladbach
Dortmund vs. Wolfsburg

>>150869928 (OP)
GuMo

GuMo
>Galatasaray
LMAO
Turk German flag larper will be silent for a while

GuMo. We will the champions version of the eurobba bogal. That is all

WERDER

>>150869950
>Leroy Sanass

>>150870211
Welcome to___?

>>150870298
camel league is the only possible next step at this point

>>150870298
SG Wattenscheid

this nigga drinking flavoured water and eating a banana

incredible and slightly concerning just how hard based Woltechad mindbroke you

Is that Nick Woltemade?

That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, pinkest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Nick screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Woltebitch and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Nick Woltemade, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

That nigga Woltemade stole my heart and drank my seed.

>>150870298
>Schalke

the beer

>>150870492
he was really good last night for the 20 minutes he played, i don't get why he's seething

>>150871775
Wirtz and Woltemade fans are pissy at eachother.

>>150871775
he unironically only seethes about him because he was born in the city and played for the greatest rival of his favourite club. there is absolutely no more to it than that

>>150870001
HOLY BASED

>We will the champions
>HOLY BASED

>>150870475
>Vor dem Duell sprach Flick noch über den deutschen Nationalstürmer, erklärte: „Ich kannte ihn nicht so gut. Ich habe ein paar Spiele gesehen und war sehr überrascht, wie er sich gesteigert hat. In der Premier League ist er eine gute Option für jeden Trainer. "

Flick still mentally ill

>>150870475
>I wish my boyfriend was here right now *sucks banana*

>>150872435
>>150870001
I would go as far as saying that alles außer Frankfurt ist scheiße

Yes, we WILL champions, and yes, it is holy based.

Dirtmund shareholder sissies, not like this. Witwe Schlotterkek will once again ruin us.

lmao what? Schlotterchad is quite literally a top 5 CB in the world

What happens now that the Danish superliga is confirmed same level as bundes?

Except he's bad at, you know, defending.

nah

schlottercuck defends so good that Dortmund had the 10th worst defence last year

it’s not Schlottis fault that cuckmund hired Nuri

gumo

>doesn’t believe in Germany winning the World Cup
>wishes for thing that would guarantee that Germany would not win the World Cup to happen
that sly old fox

we're not winning no matter what lol

Shut in sad sack talking to himself again

>>150874590
true but calling back neuer would be the last nail in the coffin

let's just call up (dig up) those guys

>4th fauli einzelspil in a row
nothing to see there chuddys!

happy friday bundesbros
do i watch bielefield or kaiser game

KAISER!!!!!!!

>>150875320
first time I've ever seen someone call them that

>>150875367
1 FCK

>>150875376
1. FUCK

i call it that because i can't spell the full name

2 FCK!

>>150875240
helo
Will you watch >us redeem ourselves later?

>>150875393
I think this is finally the year Lautern promotes
Would be quite based

3 FCK!

>>150875397
yes i am not moving now
toil is over
i have beer i have snacks i have bundes
i am happy

>>150875464
Sovl. Im still stuck in the train home and just finished my first beer.

>>150875618
train beers after a long week are the best

The federweißer and the zwiebelkuchen

another chudrich no show

....4...FCK
maybe

HSV BROS, our season finally starts against Heidenheim tomorrow! How hyped are we?

That will be not gegen elend xd

>>150875959
The eternal duel for17th spot.

stuttgartbros how we feeling

>>150876058
A bit scared desu

>>150875984
dein vater wenn er bei deiner fetten mutter wieder keinen hoch krigt

trainanon did you make it back in time for kick off

should i support stuttgart or st pauli

>>150876082
na biste mett? ^^

>>150876174
For me its stuttgart because stuttgartbro seems like a nice fella, plus st pauli have an ex swansea player in their squad and i don't like them

>>150876186
are you a chud?

>>150876194
n-no

>>150876150
Just about, hope we smash them 3-0 today, need to finally get inforn for our match against Bologna next week.

>>150876194
which is chud approved? (t. chud)

>>150876212
Pauli fans would want to see you dead

>>150876058
home game ez

what's wrong with the pitch? dont tell me some amerishart football was played here

When did Stutgart sign Gunnersaurus? Why was he giving a speech in the pregame huddle?

DEMIROCHAD PWNS WOLTEBITCH AGAIN

kek love a late offside call

>>150876258
Fritzle is two years older than Gunnersaurus
Wenger was a Stuttgart fan in his youth

>>150876258
thats a croc

>>150876251
cucked by yanks... sad!

the center circle is very dirty

>>150876251
Please watch (y)our league

forgot to post my friday /bundes/ theme tune
https://youtu.be/DLqW0cVlH9Q?si=woTFUU6Cif1Wk8GM

sorry

>>150876308
ahahaahahahahahahahaha the STATE of the blundershitga

please don't make fun of our xl ad boards

>>150876345
get out

i always thought those on pitch ads for yank sports were just digitally added didnt realise they fuck up the grass like that

>>150876375
booty pop

>>150876375
>Vertrag aufgelöst
how shit do you have to be?

>>150876394
einer für die Bremänner?

NO ERA

ERA PENAL

kek commentator can't hide his bias

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOW DOES HE KEEP SAVING THESE

oh it was that guy with the ugly nose that gets posted

can't stop kwabbing

thought el khannouss would end up at spurs as a 4th or 5th choice
has he had a good season so far?

>>150876522
thats his 2nd game vro

Goal coming soon

DEMIROCHAD

GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

shoddy defending

Golaço

who needs Woltebitch?

>>150876630
Nah that was class from Demi, good feint composed finish

>>150876650
We still needed an adequate replacement, not every match will have a lot of slow players like Pauli where Leweling can power through with speed. Not much creativity upfront.

I support Union.

Goldbridge won't be getting /bundes/ rights again will he, 1k views on average so far
reckon i could get more popping ping balls out me backside

corrr she were gorgeous

>>150876761
youre looking at the international stream that doesnt show game footage
the england/ireland one with the game has 4k

Tbh good for Vasilj and Demi. Hope we perform good in the internationals

>>150876774
had no idea there were 2
good knowl mate

what a lovely goal
we did it stutterbros

>>150876559
well not bad for 2nd game

Fucking Demi again.

unlucky there

>go 2-0 down
>start trying
its a strange tactic

good save

will Nager call up Jeltsch for Rüdiger?

NOOOOOOO NOT OFFSIDE

notarzteinsatz in pauli block when?

>>150876926
Safe and effective

>>150876849
Worked against BVB

Schnellster Neger is getting popular

>>150876999
name three tactics that don't work vs bxb.
hell, name one.

gg we did it stuttgartbros

>>150877093
based lothar

>>150877224
alright /bundes/ bros thanks for hosting
see you next week
if you are up early and bored i'll be /nrl/ bright and early tomorrow. ciao

>>150877199
Great start to the weekend! And now to go on and smash Bologna next week :D

sorry anon i dont know why i tagged you specifically in that goodbye post
few beers deep now

>>150877252
where does one even watch this

>>150877276
https://rugbystreams.me/

its the playoffs so only one game but /nrl/ will be pumping, on later too, 11:50am kick off your time. its a fun sport

>>150877261
what beer? (important)

>>150877298
was drinking this tonight
try to stick to german beers for /bundes/ friday but never know how authentic they are

>>150877328
It's a pretty good Weissbier if you're in the mood for a Weissbier. That price is absurd though lol

>>150877456
all exports are fucking nuts over here mate

>>150877491
To be fair even LIDL's 6 or 10 packs of english beer are three or four times more expensive than local beer. I guess it's because bottles are heavy and you can only get them like twice a year, stuff like Hobgoblin

>>150877224
wär der Henning einer für Olympia?

>>150877587
he's 10km/h short of Bolt

>>150877491
decent, don't know it, dog piss, dog piss btw

/bundes/ Treffen auf der Wiesn am Sonntag?

Ja wo u wann?

shall be wearing a red Schumi cap

>>150877846
all the /bundes/ Bayern customers will have to travel 300+ km for that

auf der oiden wiesn?

>>150877901
please be in Erlangen

>>150877252
>>150877276

Sportdigital1+ is broadcasting some Australian Football and National Rugby League games every week.

>>150878094
you are always welcome in /nrl/ lad
the aussies are a good bunch

>>150876375
Why didn't he go to saudi? Could've easily secured one last payday.

>>150876980
Ossi smooth brains at it again.

Wanna hear a funny joke?
>Florian Wirtz

>>150879556
heh

GuMo

>>150883405
Moingiorno

>>150883442
GuMo

GuMo.

>>150870001
Can Uzun 20 million
Jan Lang 30 million
Jean Long 60 million
Cãn 120 million
John Long 180 million

i was in the muller thread and i asked how one investigates space and no one answered me

>>150884457
Müller excelled at being in the right space at the right time
it should be called spacetime investigator

>>150883999
for me it's either double espresso or filter coffee. everything else is for women

Gleichg gehts los
https://www.br.de/nachrichten/bayern/oktoberfest-2025-o-zapft-werd-start-der-190-wiesn-in-muenchen-live-im-stream

>13:30
Leberpool - Everton derby with our Flori

>15:30
Hoppenheim - Bayern

>16:15
Real VARdrid - Espanyol (during Bayern halftime)

>18:30
United - Chelsea or
Leipzig - Köln

good say to stay inside

>good say to stay inside
But its sunny and warm outside

>>150885111
not yet. they hyped it up but i don't see no sun, it's cloudy and not hot at all

Erste Bierleiche wann und wer?

I hate warm weather. Only women and südländer like it. Give me snow and rain and wind

>>150885288
incel

>>150885288
>>150885328
all of these apply to me
>>150885043
for me it's
LIV-EVE
SVW-SCF
ATM-ESP
and then rbl-KOE

>>150884478
For me it's K-Classic Instantkaffee Gold, schwarz

Der Foodblogger ist da

Die Front ist komplett zerschossen

>>150885854
holy shit I've never seen his hag wife before, a literal Hexe lol

>>150885912
Didnt See her but hexen make for great partners

#TigginatorSaturday

>>150886430
she also looked like she has spent every summer in Mallorca without sun cream. skin like a crocodile

schalke bros?!

I could live with this being the final Tabellensituation tbdesuh

>>150887188
Who would >schalke reli against?

>>150887271
pwned by Chadbach

>Wirtz sitting on the bench
do we still watch this?

Name a more soulful player (you cant)

>>150887471
Karaman looks like his first name is Uwe or Rene

>>150887351
Floribros...

>>150887271
cuckburg ofc

>>150887351
To be fair he looked far better in the CL coming from the bench than as a starter in the other games.

etikett world class

>>150885328
Nach einer Frau siehst du mir nicht gerade aus Private Anon, also wird die Wahl doch eng.

>>150887909
>placing 5th gets you in the relegation now
ok garnicht mitbekommne

>>150887351
Woltemessi clears

>>150888072
his boyfriends cum off his cheek

sorry aber das ist nen klarer elfer
er tritt ihm einfach ins gesicht

schalke riggi

give the pen to tigges du nuttensohn

>>150887531
What is preventing him from playing for a bigger club? Hes better than 2nd tier. Is he too loyal?

new asllani just dropped

klare gelbrote nicht gegeben für magdeburg

>another Shitgges no show
grim. it appears he might be notevennotevenbundes tier at best

>>150888766
because he's a big fish in 2nd tier and schalke is giving him a free role when he's just a benchwarmer that barely plays in the bundes

schalke bros!!

Bo henriksen had enough of the asswiper kek what a bitch!

Damar masterclass vs b00n

Will the Hamburglars do anything today?

it hurts but i tipped 1:0 for hiv
no way they are so pathetic that they wont win against HEIDENHEIM at home, right??

>150890003
its gunna be 4:0 tho

>>150890003
>>150890017
seek help you Chudcels

dont @ me meddybert

Kaufchad, i know these are very common with you, but please dont have a masterclass today

>HSV vs Heidenheim
Boy that can't be a real Bundes match.

>>150890404
yeah its really weird that clubs that belong in the champions league have to deal with scum that belongs in 5th bundes

Where are the goals in the Bayern match, you stupid fucks?

This overhead camera angle is really gay

How come thirdies are attracted to support the overpowered strong team instinctively while whites are attracted to support the underdog team instinctively?

>>150890944
empathy.

>cooling break
>in germany
>in september
....

HARDKOHR

>drop weiper
>win

Will Polzin get sacked if they lose vs Heidenheim?

>>150890003
>i tipped
every time i walk past the Tipico shithouse and look inside there are only old arabs and turks inside. do white people ever wetten?

>trinkpause after 20 minutes
>game is paused when it rains
When did everything turn so patheticly gay? It makes me sick

>newfag doesnt now about tipping
baka desu desu fempai ishyggywiggidiyddy

get this karl kid off the pitch.

>apparently Jackson is playing
haven't seen him on the ball until now
80m btw

Slurper im Sinsheim

>>150891061
>trinkpause after 20 minutes
Yeah that should be a 30°C+ only thing
>game is paused when it rains
That's a US thing especially in the south with violent and unpredictable thunderstorms(seriously they get a lighting frequency that is out of this world) and the tornado ally forming wild twisters that wipe away the stadium.

GRIFO

>>150891152
>40 spiel

No Deal.

genuinely starting to consider paying the longnosed streaming merchant because I cant fucking deal with these shitty streams anymore

Come on Bayern, destroy these Alpine farmers.

>>150891320
>Alpine

Send your support to Bayern
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
BAYERN BAYERN ÜBER ALLES

his most significant contribution in this game so far

VUSKOOOOO

HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY

UNSER HARALD
YABBADABBADOOOOOOOOOOOO

KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST KARL ASSIST

Kane goes in all fields

>>150891152
>80m btw
what are you smoking lel

Death to all village clubs!
>>150891509
Based
>>150891547
Based

>naming your kid lennart
This should be illegal

>>150891564
>15m loan fee
>65m obligation to buy after 40 starts

>>150891603
better than mario and kevin far as german names goes desu

can germans really jsut walk on the street to a weed shop and buy weed and smoke it in public no problem..??

Sandro Wagner disasterclass

>>150891611
he's not gonna start 40 games, you retard

>>150891616
>better
Nein! These modern degenerate names should all be illegal

>>150891672
one lucky win vs freiburg so far

holy fuck lmao

>>150891672
What does he do?

>>150891676
I never said that you fat sausage munching fuck
I'm just saying the price set by chelshit is """80m""" l2read

How do i wipe out my upstairs neighbors without going to jail?

>>150891732
jeetshaker 5000

>>150891732
Zigeuner that come together with 30 people in a two room apartment?

>van Almsick
>I've actually been coming to home games of TSG for 20 years hehe

als ob, du nutte, als ob

>>150891707
what am i looking at?

>>150891707
The best Germany of all time

>>150891778
Tokio Hotel

>>150891761
Kanacken

>>150891727
>des hab ich SO nie gsacht ghabt

Rainer gib a Ruh

>>150891707
>otto is almost insolvent
>they think THIS will save them
We realy need eugenics back

>>150891815
Still not as bad as Zigeuner Horden, trust me you're lucky

bayern chad here
nah you can't give a pen for that distance
and the replay shows it was even angelegt

era

HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY

not gonna spam Harald's name out of respect for that not being a pen

>>150891030
we usually just do Tippspiele with our colleagues / families

Didn't deserve it

based Harald never misses

that pass from harry wowzers

harry kane is on fire!!!

Kane is better than Lewandowski
he might score 5 goals less but his general play is miles above the box goblin Lewa

>>150891030
Of course but we just do it online. I'm fairly certain these tipico shops are just there for money laundering and as an excuse for all the kusengs to hang out there they entire day

>>150892004
i never watched lewa, but i was claiming this back in 2016-2019 when kane was slogging it out at shit tottenham battling 24/7 in 26th of december to get his team top 4 ucl spot while lewa was chilling at bayern.
but yeah was lewa not adding much to general play?

>trademark move

Yea it's called missing.

>>150891030
Let's just say there is a good reasons those "offices" are usually located in your local "Klein-Istanbul".

>>150892046
Bayern was playing with 10 men every time a big team knew how to deal with Lewa

ArtoBULLu

CHADTUBOLU

Bre>men

HSV WINS
BREWOMEN LOOSES

HSV
HSV
HSV
HSV
HSV

FOG

>>150892004
obviously. we were really lucky to replace Lewandowski (who is also an unlikable cunt unlike Harry) with Kane. his passes are a million times better, he's smarter and his finishing is better too

Heidenheim (and Augsburg) confirmed for Abstieg.

Olise-kimchi about to be subbed in

Romanbros...

watching Goretzka, he does the same shit he does in the NT
always passes it backwards, slowing down play

>>150892141
He is geniunely scared of the ball. he doenst have the technique nor iq to be a good passer and he knows it. notice he always hide in the passing shadow when building up play.

all football fags are low IQ apes

>>150892043
>>150892061
i don't get it. i have never tipped in my life because it makes no sense to me. you will never win more money than you lose. even lotto or eurojackpot makes more sense because at least there's a tiny chance that you will become a millionaire but that chance is simply not there with sportwetten so i always assumed that it's just browns

>>150892156
yeah but HSV is winning and that's what matters

>>150892135
>two more weeks

>>150892183
have you not read 1984? football, beer and above all sportsgambling took up their minds and interests.

Wagner sacked soon?

SIEVE

>Wiper bank
>easiest win of the season

>>150892233
unironically not that unlikely desu

>>150892183
>i don't get it.
It's on the one hand for gambling addicts and on the other hand for die-hards, that feel like they need their skin to be at stack to enjoy a match.
I'm neither of those - much like you -, but especially migrant-background people appear to need it.

>>150892183
>you will never win more money than you lose.
Brainlets when faced with statistics.

>>150892201
Well, 0-0-4 is a statement.
Didn't even >Tasmania initially fare better?

>>150892183
Uh no. I have actually won more money than I've lost over the course of the last 10 years or so. Tipico is actually limiting the amount I can bet per game because they hate the conservative way I'm playing. I don't do any Kombiwetten. I just bet on games I plan to watch anyway to add some extra excitement. It just raises the stakes for me.

Augsburg looking worse with Mainz down to 10 men lol

>>150892212
i haven't. football and beer is all you need. when you start to gamble you're guaranteed to get cucked eventually

that's a clear pen lol

that should be a pen on olise. neitehr of them actually hit the ball lol

>>150892212
woah that is deep bro, we truly live in a society

>>150892351
...... im just pointing out to the anon that sportsgambling is an insanely big buisness seems he seems to be dumbfounded that theres demand for sportsbetting.

Die finale Entscheidung lautet: Es wird GAS freigesetzt.

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I'm glad Bayern get all the penalties they need in order to secure the championship!

sir HAROLD

>>150892405
maybe the other teams should stop fouling?

>>150892183
It's easier to make money with sports betting than with playing the lottery. Making money with the lottery is basically impossible, while you can always use bookies' promotions to make a small profit if you're not completely retarded.

>>150892327
>I have actually won more money than I've lost over the course of the last 10 years
how much money have you made roughly in 10 years? 100€ more than you've lost?

>>150892417
Why? I said I was glad, illiterate-kun.

>>150892405
>here's the rule book, do not break this rule or you get punished
>break rule
>get punished

>>150892434
your posts are dripping with seethe, it's very sad to see
Thank you for your attention to this matter!

>weiper on
>concede

>>150892451
You seem to have a chip on your shoulder. Why are you so mad that I'm glad Bayern are winning?

>do a stupid useless trick
>injure yourself
lol

>4 games
>0 points
who will go down besides Heidenheim?

>>150892431
I'd say 500 or so. I didn't claim I got rich from it. I was just pointing out that by no means everybody is losing money from betting.

>Essende
Now they're even gendering names xD

Kwabzel

>>150892534
HSV of course

>>150892581
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/145982418/#145987211

Laimer is such a fucking beast man, keeps going and is never tired

Baumann is so good, I hope Nager finally says fuck it you are our starting keeper no matter what happens with Ter Stegen

>>150892599
>Glatze has full hair
it's just not right bros

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>this Topspiel
grimmy

>>150892673
lol

>>150892648
My favorite player. Doesnt even care where he plays lol

>>150892703
?

Heidenheim is going down. Imagine losing to a natural second bundes club like HIV

>>150892762
N

look at this mini-story playing out after the game
I bet the bald boomer doesn't even have a daughter

>>150892819
me in the back

>>150892819
kek the funny thing is Diaz couldn't read that

>>150892762
>>150892819
the performative male

>>150892864
trueeee

>>150892849
>bok bok bok

>>150892910
I do be bokking

>>150892849
Me after 24 Weizenbier

>>150892794
ice group photo :)

+++ Schon 280 Einsätze +++ Sanitäter im Dauereinsatz

kek

>>150893153
vaxxed.com

>>150893153
In den Zelten sind tropische Temperaturen

Erste Festzelte haben bereits wegen Überfüllung dichtgemacht. Drinnen ist es heiß wie in der Sauna. Draußen herrscht noch großer Andrang. Etliche Besucher fächern sich Luft zu, versuchen sich mit kühlem Gerstensaft zu erfrischen. Doch offenbar hilft auch das nur bedingt: Für einige ist es so unerträglich, sie verlassen die Zelte freiwillig. Ein BILD-Reporter vor Ort bestätigt: „Es ist tropisch“.

>>150893175
>>150893153
live right next to Munich
yeah the weather is horrible today
feels like peak summer

>Elversberg (7.415 Einwohner) first in 2. Bundes again
>Berlin, Düsseldorf, Nürnberg in the bottom half
how can these clubs be so incompetent year after year?

>>150893254
same, where do you live?

>>150893322
It really is a mystery

>>150893322
What does the place have to do with the Einwohner?

>>150893357
south

>>150893330
JETZT HABEN WIR IHN
NA WARTE!!!!!

>>150893395
ah I live close to the airport

>>150893388
A club with 7.415 Einwohner should never be able to play in 2. Bundes if the other teams were even semi-professional. They have millions or hundreds of thousands of Einwohner which alllows them to operate on a completely different scale. Sponsors, ticket sales, money generated to buy much better players

>>150893525
So they are just working very good with limited resources, that's a good thing. How many players that where born in Munich does bayern have or born in Dortmund at Borussia? It's not relevant anymore when the club itself is professional.

baka senpai masterclass vs the zigenficker

>Werner betrat als Letzter aller Leipziger Spieler den Rasen zum Warmmachen. Als er sich an der Seitenlinie noch die Schnürsenkel band, feierten ihn die Zuschauer mit „Timo-Werner“-Sprechchören. Der Stürmer schien von der Begeisterung selbst etwas überrascht zu sein, brauchte einen Moment, bis er sich bedankte. Dann klatschte er Richtung Zuschauer und musste lange grinsen, als er sich mit Teamkollege Kevin Kampl einspielte.
sovl

>>150893640
It's about money and resources to get a player, not where a player was born. Elversberg is doing a great job but at the same time it's a massive embarassment to the much bigger clubs because it shows how bad their management has been for many years if not decades. It should be a wake up call

>>150893754
So you're proving me right it doesn't have to do with population anymore. When Elversberg has a sponsor with money and a good infrastructure the are equal to every other club in best bundes

>>150893153
The booster works as intended.

>>150892757
I don't understand why they basically made zero moves during the transfer period aside from pissing off their established goalkeeper.

he is so happy :/

KWAB GET UP HÜBERS YOU FAGGOT

ERA OF THE BVLL

>>150892046
>but yeah was lewa not adding much to general play?
usually yes
lewa if he wanted can playmake as well as kane, but since he didn't have or want to, he was basically a glorified target man that barely showed his true skills

>>150893153
It's raining here now and the weather has been shit all day, unlike promised. Cloudy and 1 or 2 hours of sun tops. So much for the spectactular last summer day

>>150894192
it’s been 30 degrees and sunny all day tho and still is comfy af

Uff

we are back

>tipp ruined 90+9
fuck this shit

>>150894565
KWAB

another müllkrug no show btw

it doesn't matter what he does at club level as long as his goals p minute are Gerd Müller tier for us
we have been over this

>>150894730
nah

>>150894688
yeah he plays for one of the worst teams in the league and is not a starter. in all likelihood he is objectively finished so I really don’t understand who you’re trying to impress by continuing to hate on him

kek

>schalke III lost against elversberg
sad

Bakayoko is cooking these fools

RAUMIIIII

has Kloppo instructed them to make their celebrations extra joyful or what is up

>>150895329
Chadle Perner effect

Kvltinok getting 00posed

BASED

>>150895555
should sub himself in

typical draogo kek

>>150895724
I just hope that St. Fauli goes down along with useless Heidenheim

>>150896304
The density of shitters is too high this season for Fauli to go down, we have something like 7 contenders for only two direct relegation sports and third that will get btfo by any ok second bundes side.

>and third that will get btfo by any ok second bundes side
when will you learn

>>150896560
>nd third that will get btfo by any ok second bundes side
but this never happens because there are no ok second bundes teams

huh

>Nigga Bulls second after never looking convincing
scary desu

>>150896777
very considerately covering her tummy for our Muslim viewers

>>150896777
fucking hell this is so good

>>150896865
Ole’s at the wheel!

imagine, if we didn't have buyern this would be our champion

the KLOse wird jz runtergespült

>Nürnberg-Boycum
who cares about this shit

>>150897207
Chadmund play tomorrow still

>>150897278
real zwundes connaisseurs

>>150897527
would rather watch Elversberg v Fürth or some shit

>>150897278
>>150897602
Show some respect, it's the traditional Rote-Laternen-Derby.

based joke decision

VarFL

>>150897281
>Chadmund
>constantly dropping points in injurytime

Tägliche Erinnerung daran das wir es von ganz unten nach oben geschafft haben und dadruch einen Punktestand erworben haben, den wir uns hätten früher kaum vorstellen können.

Ich danke allen die dabei waren, wir haben es geschafft Jungs!

APOLOGISE

how did our boy Wirtz today

>>150898861
Never in doubt

>>150898867
Close to achieving Bond status.

>>150898867
sat on the bench for over 60 minutes. zero impact when he came on. not one gute Aktion

>>150898867
Benched then no impact

>>150898949
Next Havertz?

DER GLUBB STEIGT AUF IHR CÜCKS

JUSTVAN JUSTVAN JUATVAN JUSTVAN

>>150899123
Fr?

janisch is such a fucking low iq retard

WHY

my Neuer would never

I'm here for the daily APOLOGISE to Kane.

GRIMALDI GRIMALDI GRIMALDI

Klose goal. He can be proud

GRIMALDO

>Jubiläumstrikot finally arrived after four months (projected for October)
>first win after six months

he is different

>>150899890
did they run out of 4XL or what?

>>150900531
Kek no. I don't know what they exactly did, but the jerseys were immediately sold out in May and apparently they didn't expect the demand to be that high. So Adidas had to manufacture the jerseys and ship them to Europe first, which obviously took some time. All in all characteristic of the current situation the club is in

been a bad day Werderbros
but we drink the beer and will be back

>>150901258
another Weiper no show

hard to show up when you’re benched

I wonder why he got benched..

poor performances I reckon