If the Phillies lose today my Uncle Brayden may take his life
I'm BEGGING the dodgers to just let us win ONE game. We had a great season and we cannot let it end on a clean sweep.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 12:42:29 AM
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>>151261779
>>151261567 (OP)
If I were an opposing athlete and my performance on the field lead to just one Philadelphian killing themselves, I feel that I would have done what God put me on this Earth to do
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 12:45:04 AM
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>>151262618
>>151261740
He lives in Hatfield, not Philly.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 1:29:49 AM
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>>151261567 (OP)
This is really fucking funny kek
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 1:35:21 AM
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>unironically being named Brayden
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 1:37:26 AM
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>>151261779
Maybe you should ask Hatfield Smiley to give him a visit
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 1:40:26 AM
No.151262693
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Press S to spit on Brayden's grave.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 4:03:17 AM
No.151265711
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Based shwarbomb keeping unc alive
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 4:07:34 AM
No.151265835
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>>151261567 (OP)
Is Unc gonna OD on Phentanyl?
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 6:07:30 AM
No.151268586
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Unc lives to see another day
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 12:08:38 PM
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There's people over the age of 12 named Brayden?
How we doin, unc? This one's pretty stressful
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:13:55 AM
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>>151285222
>tfw you’re old enough to see people named Brayden have nephews old enough to be adults
I still think every Brayden is 6 and has a single mom.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:15:31 AM
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>>151283371
him be dead...all three Phillies teams lose tonight
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:36:10 AM
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RIP IN PIECE UNCLE GAYDEN
HOW ARE LOSES REAL IF WINS ARENT REAL
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 7:50:06 AM
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KKKanadian is a good bit
RIP to your uncle
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 8:01:08 AM
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damn not only did he replace every f with ph, he even put all the words with ph in quotations despite being a mess of a human being
RIP uncle brayden, you were a man of convictions if nothing else
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 12:43:33 PM
No.151288782
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>>151261567 (OP)
>uncle
>Brayden
just how young are you, Jaxon?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 4:22:57 PM
No.151290194
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>>151261567 (OP)
anyone named brayden should take their life as soon as they become self aware
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 5:47:57 PM
No.151290763
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Brayden more like BrayDEAD
Anonymous
10/11/2025, 5:41:03 AM
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Uncle Brayden
Pronouns: was/were
