Thread 151430951

Today:
Sheffield Shield on now
NZ vs Eng T20 - 5pm AEDT

Tomorrow:
Aus vs Ind ODI - 2:30pm AEDT

Marnus Labuschagne has been called into the ODI team to replace Cam Green who has side soreness

he's been called into the squad
finishing this match and getting on a plane from adelaide to perth for tomorrow seems a bit thin

going to bash his head in with a blunt instrument the moment he hits the tarmac

shouldve used the sub rule and sent him last night

negative nancy's out

>>151431098
T H I S
H
I
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coles brand marinated boneless whole chickens are pretty good

not even correct placement given its a plural. grim showing

>>151431212
>>151431242
4th reply fellas :)

My anus labooscagknee

hate to see it so I'll explain
apostrophes are either used to indicate ownership (you said negative nancy owns out, just nonsensicle) or a contraction. its is the exception where you don't use in the ownership sense it because it's denotes the contraction absent ownership
now don't do it again

Just got back from the shops,
did I miss anything?

yeah m8, you came ut

lol

>>151431466
morning mate! hope you slept well

they are gutting a body of water - lotto (2025)

Could you please give me the starter pack for the Australian man who doesn't give a damn about cricket, doesn't watch Australian football, has no interest in rugby, and is a fan of men's soccer?

>>151431563
wog or autistic anime watcher

>>151431563
stavros papadololopoulos, giuseppe d'alessio or bogdan hadziomerovic

yeah, either a leb/wog or pommy that lives here
had a boss that named his company after his football club and don't think he followed cricket

>>151431745
poms and micks generally make a bit of an effort to look into footy or rugby when they come over I find

>>151431563
Yeah mate a rope and a youtube video on noose tying

also appreciate the american curiosity for sport too. went on a tour of lords when I was in london last year. in the group were two kiwis, another aussie and a few indians plus a guy straight out of Florida who just heard there was a famous sports ground nearby and went oh yeah I'll look into that genuinely endearing characteristic of them

americans would love sports facilities

bros whats the fashion this summer?
heard boatshoes were back

americans know a sport facility will be selling junk food

>>151431998
So
Is there any country where soccer is the most popular sport among the most muscular population and where soccer is king of all sports?

black parts of africa probably

>>151432148
jorts and onitsuka tigers

>>151432148
shock collars

>>151431180
agreed, rate the ready meal lamb shanks too

>>151432148
i dress like nathan explosion

>marnie out
send him to perth NOW
he needs his rest & recovery

nz criccy on tonight
important game against pakistan
on pretty late but i might watch it

doesn't sound like cricket to me

thinking I'll load up the beergun and do the same

>>151433036
it's literally the world cup

nz v england in two bongs

we don't play england til next weekend

>>151432346
Based hasans dog

>>151433175
I used to play with him in NZ, we called him Mark Chinaman (not that good looking back on it)
he faced Brett Lee when he was like 14

drinking a beer, then going out to buy food and more beer

>>151433244
>not that good looking
no kidding

just soiled my nappy

>>151432148
£566 AND A MAHIRISHI RAINCOAT
£/66 AND A MAHIRISHI RAINCOAT

>>151432148
>>151428179

why am i watching an irrelevant nz v eng match?

bit cheeky for peewees to have players on one side and coaches on the other so they can claim a win either way

good to see ravindras using his hands in the outfield

what was the result of >our series in nz again?

>>151434463
why are you talking about a match that doesn't start for over a week?

might watch a good movie but I don't think one has ever been made yet

>>151434545
see you when a few more wickets fall

>>151432148
okanuis and hypercolor t shirts m8

imagine if they made a movie about cricketing

There Will Be Cricket

a movie about that michael clarke 3fer in the last over

>>151434581
>Bend It Like Bumrah

>>151434610
>Swing it like sWarnie

>>151432148
>whats the fashion [...] ?
its always a suit

watching t20 cricket always reminds me of how great test cricket it

I just don't see the appeal of t20s, every game is the same

Was going to suggest a film based on the 2013 ashes but I'm pretty sure it's illegal or whatever to glorify rape in media

>>151434610
lol

gone gotten is what i would say, probably in all capital letters even, if i cared about this

ehehehehehhe

just woke up didnt even realise there was criccy on

>>151434872
how so

statpadding busted nations

just donated to wikipedia

linen is always a good choice for summer

>>151434872
flat track fraud will be exposed harder than the draft dodging fraudman

kek

reckon we lose because of that drop
not that it matters

Reckon we just call this match off

oh nevermind they've called the game off. oh well, cricket's on in a couple of hours

kek another sitter dropped

Dropped Catchland

par score here?

>>151435234
90

250

i've seen enough of duffy to know he should not be in the team

good start from us but advantage england at this point
will not be watching the rest

new whip

didn't know we had a fashion youtuber posting in cric

Haven't watched a ball yet. reading this thread i don't think I will

doesn't start til 10:30 nz time, no one's watched a ball yet

>>151435345
Your mom has felt 2 on her chin though

>>151435310
actually a drum&bass making redditor

>>151435345
its going to be rained out like 50% of the games this world cup

holy based NZC schedulers
fuckworth-lewis my shit up family

>women's world cup
>location: india
>next men's world cup
>location: india
diversity is our strength

lovely clear skies in aus atm

>>151435304
Do you like my new whip
Watch me go zoom zoom
Baby girl
How do i look in my durag
Would you tell me the truth (don't lie to me)

Imagine buying tickets and going to a cricket ground expecting to watch a complete match at this time of year

watching the LoL worlds

>>151435398
-1% of the cricket revenue generated by India, that is Bharat, to convicts. Respect your paymasters boyo

>>151435449
>Indian Cricket Council

>>151435467
unhealthy distribution

man I would love to spend an afternoon looking through the ICC's finances

wouldn't really be too interested myself

im sure they prob have a colouring book you can have a go at

not sure why they would have that

>>151435443
E sports really are superior. What are we even doing here with this pussy rain delay

it's over

>>151435467
Should be more given to India given the percentage they generate. Beggers like englund should fuck off

>>151435561
You're actually retarded.

What kind of idiot would think to host a cricket match in New Zealand?

the nation state of poo peeland should be abolished

the spin

>>151435575
>the socialist englunder beggar cries for more gibsmedats
Funny when the corrupt MCC was ruling roost you didn't hear englunder shitters crying about revenue distributions

Thank you Jagmohan Dalmiya
Thank you Lalit Modi
For showing the englunder his place

>>151434753
In that case have I got the format for you: https://www.wisden.com/cricket-news/test-twenty-four-innings-limited-overs-hybrid-format-backed-ab-de-villiers-launch-january-2026

>Cricket is set to welcome a brand new format next year – Test Twenty – which is billed to "fuse the depth of Test cricket with the energy of T20", and has been spearheaded by high profile names in the sport.

>The format will be an 80 over game, featuring two innings of 20 overs per side. Just like a Test match, scores will be carried forward across each innings, with matches able to end in a win, loss, tie or draw, with a draw necessitating the team batting last to retain at least five of their wickets until the last ball. If the match ends in a draw, there will also be a super over.

>According to the format's website, each team will be entitled to one powerplay per match. The captain may choose whether to take it in the first innings or the second. The powerplay will last for four overs, during which only two fielders will be allowed outside the 30-yard circle. The format organisers claim having to choose which innings to take the powerplay in "forces discipline, decision-making, and tactical risk-taking."

agreed, albo needs to mobilise the armed forces immediately after this recent showing. nz literally abolished their air force and barely have a navy so it's basically a guaranteed win

>>151435625
retarded

reading all that? not me

>>151435610
Been a loong time since i spun that. For me, it's Stormy Monday and IMOER. Might have to have a little noodle over that on the ol' six strings

>>151435625
>applicants will be able to enter through the tournament's AI Discovery Engine, which will select names to make up a 1000-person player-pool.

>Each franchise will put together a 16-player squad, which will comprise of eight Indian players and eight international players.
Yeah not watching this

>>151435620
Distributing revenue like that will kill the sport. Doesn't matter who gets the lion's share.

>lives in England but hates England
lol, clown

the purchase

10x the money and 100x the people yet still terrible at cricket

indiancentricy has already killed cricket

>>151435652
>the hypocrite englunder rearing it's ugly head again
As said, why weren't you crying about it when MCC englunders were ruling the roost (and players didn't even have a pot to piss in)?

India generates >75% of the revenue and by your own graph is only taking 38%

Stay in your lane and be grateful for whatever scraps come your way

>>151435666
checked

cigarettes are healthy and well tolerated

Nicotine is healthy. Smoking not so much. Use those nicotine pouches

>>151435682
>Stay in your lane and be grateful for whatever scraps come your way
Is that why your parents fucked off from India?

*imagines life in leicestershire*
truly horrid

>>151435704
You are an Indian colony now. Remember that when your PM comes begging for a trade deal.

*imagines life in Worcestershire*
mmmm flavoursome

indian air force is famously incompetent lad
lost like four jets to pakistan a few months ago

>>151435715
>You are an Indian colony now.
England would be Hindu if that were the case.

pakistani air force is one of the best in the region in contrast
all gulf states' air forces are trained by pakistanis

that's all in a single engagement and the pakis shot down a rafale of all things one of the worst showings in modern combat

>little englunder had to resort to ad hominem because he had no reply to 75% v 38%
The EPL should subsidise the Indian Football League then. If India collected 1% you'd still cry

>convict outing himself as a paki again
Shall we mention what got wiped out in that terrorist state?

>>151435625
exciting stuff
that "test" pitch will break down nicely over less than an odi span

>>151435782
you do a good job of the ol' obnoxious mick

watching promising young woman (2020)

>>151435796
is she trans?

no it's the girl from drive

im watching the bangas vs windies. holy shit the bangas are embarrassing.

going to buy a subaru brz. it's a bit dickheady looking but they literally are not even particularly fast cars

watching auckland fc

>>151435845
hmmm...brz/86 could be fun if you're doing work to it, or if you're young and want a coupe to impress the bitches. but it really lacks power. i see cunts around here with brz/86s who've changed the rims, put an exhaust on, done a tune, and it could be ok. stock would be kinda lame.

t. 2019 wrx

>>151435875
it's more for the driving experience. I'm past the age where hooning is interesting I just want something affordable that feels good to drive which the brz satisfied. a wrx doesn't feel half as good on a corner as a brz does

obviously accepting a wrx is a much faster car overall

isn't the whole idea of the 86 that it's got skinny tyres and feels exciting to drive while not being powerful? like the whole "it's more fun to ride a slow bike fast than a fast bike slow" thing

yes exactly

same as the ae86

>>151435879
yeah fair...go for it!

I was seriously considering a GR Corolla earlier this year. But an $80k price tag for a fkn Corolla...urgh! I'm just going to do a few upgrades on my rex instead.

you guys arent buying new right?

>>151435927
not interested in an i30n? like $60k

>>151435940
lol no bro. who tf buys a hyundai?

>>151419030 /ayy/

>>151435947
anyone who has driven an i30n

>>151435845
not sure you're doing the strezelecki with that clearance m8

>>151435956
yeah right. i dont know man, they just dont appeal to me. I like my jap cars.

During this beautiful Diwali period today is Dhanteras, where hundreds of millions of Indians will buy gold as a symbol of good luck and prosperity for the Hindu new year. So it's an appropriate day for englunders to cry about the wealth they pissed away. A special thanks to Gordon Brown selling off br*tains gold reserves at $200/oz when it's current $4300/oz

>>151435842
>remove their only good batter Litton Das solelybecause he's a Hindu
>become even more dogshit than before
>>151435879
Given the state of the roads and traffic here makes fun manuals not very fun. I'd be happy with refined RR/Bentley if not for the fuel bill or even an EV tbqh (i have a v8 for nice days)

anybody over 6 feet looks at a low profile two door car and thinks that looks like a pain in the arse

us tall cunts have it bad huh
cant fit small cars and shoes look significantly worse over size 10

for me it's the constant ducking under street bottlebrushes, one day imma finna snap

for me it's how all basins are made for short people and i have to squat to use them

I do get what you mean I didn't care for korean cars for a long time but the i20/30n and the kia stinger are great and genesis cars are like lexuses at half the price

i prefer a different kind of stinger iykwim haha

sleep tight marnie
sweet dreams

>>151436275
perfect pissing height but

>>151435842
Both of them are joke teams.

>Trott to leave Afghanistan head coach role
Well that's them back into irrelevance.

>>151437915
And WI lose being bowled out for 133 chasing 208. Fucking Christ.

just picked up 8 beers

keep us updated

put them in the fridge

I actually put 2 of the cans in the freezer to chill them quicker because i am big brain

This is a cricket in australia

game's back from tomorrow, felt like an eternity

damn brit hours are dead these days

yeah, it has improved dramatically

so it turns out there was no cricket at all yesterday lmao

beauty

australia vs bcci

hisland vs the islamic caliphate of britistan

The end game of cricket is IPL style American style franchise tournament that only Indians care about. They really overestimate how much non-Indians care about their meme tournament. Limited overs international cricket will be dead within this decade except for the World Cups. At least there'll (hopefully) be Test cricket in some form.

The end game of cricket is IPL becoming an American style franchise tournament that only Indians care about. They really overestimate how much non-Indians care about their meme tournament. Limited overs international cricket will be dead within this decade except for the World Cups. At least there'll (hopefully) be Test cricket in some form.

>>151447379
i see you posting updates about /npl/ or results from the nepal team and while i encourage their progress into an afghanistan-style underdog in cricket, i just can't care enough to watch outside of something like a world cup setting
even ipl which is considered the peak of franchise comps, the novelty of warnie leading a team to victory was interesting at first, but now even if both teams are packed with australian marquee players, i can't summon the energy to give a shit

honestly I think the standard of "entertainment" has risen so much in the last decade that cricket just cannot keep up
So much at our fingertips, why watch some random cricket

men like sport because we have a fascination with seeing the best in the world at any craft but you can't discount emotional investment
i think that's why gambling is such a big thing, because without a team or nation that you cheer for, you just simulate that investment by throwing money at a result

/npl/ should only be aimed at Nepalis desu. Trying to market it to Indians will kill the product for the domestic market. NPL is great as a month long event with a few big names but over time that novelty will wear off. People in the end care more if the national team does well. Trying to turn cricket into football-lite is a recipe for failure, it's always been an international game.
/bbl/ did quite well for a while when they understood that only Australians will care long term. As long as a few kids get hooked into the sport with their families CA should be happy. There's just no long-term money in marketing it to foreigners. Unless you count money laundering Indians.

Speaking of money launderers. Funny what this "yank" paki forgets

heard commentators in one of the recent games hyping up how an indian signed on for a bbl team for the first time as if it matters, but didn't catch the name
probably do wonders with the jeet population here now though which cricket australia is hinging everything on

really is a rabble of an australian team and bindian will be humiliated if they don't dominate

>>151446036
beautiful morning, can't believe I fell for the BoM propaganda

any criccy on before the end of the year?

weather update: grim

gunna rain all day probably get 20 overs for each innings tops

>snow in aus
>in october
wtf?

>>151454968
climate change

pissing down in the 6163

virgin freak

>>151455251
LGM

>>151455251
Which one are you

The pre game muso sesh starts
https://youtu.be/ao3hJMtnCrM?si=bifsoDJ6D_INbVCU

there's over a month til the cricket starts that's a long sesh lad

Who here getting comfy right now?

yep just been to the butcher and the bottleo, settling in for a comfy sunday

>almost home crowd
How do say "It's over" in Australian?

>>151455581
the one behind the camera

member when odis were on fta?

Did that thing again where I thought I finished a case but found out a week later there was a 6-pack still left in it
bonser

>Smudge lives in USA
Pozzie bros?

yeah, think he has played in the murrican t20

Guess that also explains why he played in the Canadian league.

well he's retired from everything excepts tests now and there are only like 5 of them a year

>>151457066
get up the Big O

>>151457187
hes not famous there, hence why he moved
choosing new york is grire though

reckon there are plenty of choccies on new york streets

oh that new fox scoreboard is rank

Yeah absolutely rancid
looks like its designed for mobile viewing

If matt renshaw drove a taxi in bindia hed be scat rickshaw

>>151457540
has that ugly as fuck tablet look that microsoft adopted

same as last year innit

niggaz really be paying for gayo then boasting about it kek smdh fr nocap

its called flat design
youll be happy to hear that the design world is moving away from it - though it will probably take 5 years to proliferate to aussie

>>151457600
nah, last year's scorebug was better

transparency is timeless in design

>not showing delivery speed after the ball
Niggers

>>151454525
how's it looking now fella?

Any good screen recorders? OBS doesn't remove audio tracks by default.

>>151457619
for me its y2k

people only remember the good parts of y2k

GOOD MORNING SAARS

"flat" is very flattering
me? i call it soulless design

>>151457663
have you tried application audio capture?

>>151457663
I believe you can configure obs to not have audio tracks

>>151457639
>not showing delivery speed after the ball
they are now

>>151457642
lovely

SOSHIT SHARTA

Nah I still have to remove the track manually. Bit of a hassle desu.

GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF

back to the sheds you streetshitting filth

>>151457663
yt-dlp and l2 type words into a terminal

>rohit
>virat
is this some sort of exhibition match? I thought these cunts retired

>>151457801
what are you trying to do? make wicket webms?

hypercam2

>>151457846
Wickets or anything interesting/funny.

just post it in the discord lad, can have audio there

>>151457873
nice, we always need more webm artisans

>>151457678
3 of those 4 pepso logos are basically the same, the flat one included

Post rare Isas

Wonder where these guys are

based 12 ball over

FUCKING
BASED

>seppo can't into removing an audio track with a few words in a cli or even ask /g/
quelle surprise

pretty kino that they sent kohli over to give us some content
hes so shit lol

kek
KEK
K E K

KEK
E
K

>>151457842
probably wishing they had now

oh nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono look at this dood nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

>>151458034
a perfectly executed on drive

Virat lol

>>151458010
least hes making them you cunt

who wins between a full strength indian juggernaut and a hodgepodge bunch of aussie battlers?

>CEAT
these cunts make cricket gear too? the shitty tyres on my (endearingly) shitty bike are CEAT

>>151457784
based doesntlearnfromhismistakes lad

Hey just got in
Not watching the cricket
Whats the crowd looking like?

>>151458074
Depends how close the ODI world cup is. We turn it on when we're getting ready for the world cup, and we suck shit in the inbetween years.

>>151458048
i read this in democracy manifest guy voice

>>151458094
brown

>>151458039
kohli definitely does

G O N E
O
T
T
E
R
N

get fucked shubman

>who wins betwe-
the home team. that's it. the rest is irrelevant.

>>151458130
tf
tp

hearing reports that half the crowd has vanished anyman on the ground and can give me an insight as to why this is happening?

>>151458130
t. didn't watch the last nz series

>>151458130
Why didn't India come out?

that reply didn't make any sense lad

Is banter allowed in Perth?

wheres english and carey?

Australian people dont care about cricket

>>151458171
carey is playing shield in preparation for the ashes

>>151458160
But Australia is NZ father.

I've never heard of half this Aus team. Are they any good?

Perth gets more annual rainfall than London

>>151458195
the hole in the ozone layer lets more rain through

bcci made the call

>sprinkling
SAAAR STOP THE PLAYS

I don't like cricket, I love it

What phenotype is Ellis?

>>151458130
>NZ tour of India 2024

>>151458192
Australia could fill 5 teams with players better than any team in the world
They just cant get into the main squad because its an old boys club

What sort of bcci garbage is this 'rain' stoppage. Its barely fucking sprinkling

baseball has over taken cricket

play will resume in 30 minutes after that absolute drenching lads

more rain in freo now meaning more rain at the stadium soon

so isa has been quietly removed from the cricket world for calling bumrah a primate right?

Not playing through that drizzle was woke af

>>151458315
but isn't she indian too?

>>151458315
if she's not part of the team for the ashes coverage it'll be dire

i thought they usually had some time in reserve
lost overs already for a 10 minute stoppage

I'm sure Isa Guha will be doing the Ashes on Fox Cricket, no need to worry gents

>>151458224
and i don't think we've won a game of cricket since. because we broke the rules.

>>151458292
is the game good?

miss footy

>>151458067
yeah cos it's so hard or special to read documentation
where's your visa

>>151458405
modern pokemon is dogshit

was watching some footage of bradman the other day and noticed he barely locks his arms like most modern batsmen do when playing classic shots. its all wrist and timing
when did this stop becoming the norm?

>>151458415
dont ever reply to me again citycunt

>>151458440
The other day

>>151458421
really don't appreciate how good you have things until they're gone sometimes

>>151458405
The battle system is kind of fun and catching and raising a team of guys is always enjoyable (and let's not forget playing dress-up),
but as for the actual game itself... well... let's just say: only buy it if you're a fan.
The Digimon game that came out a few weeks ago is much better IMO

>crowd roars when indian batsman beats the inner ring
you can smell the sound

>>151458458
citycunt? whats that suppossed to mean?

>151458106
show us on the doll where the working class true blue Aussie touched you, newfag

Streams:

https://me.webcric.com/watch-india-vs-australia-on-fox-sports-live-cricket-streaming.htm

>>151458478
someone who lives on a farm
what do you think it means dickhead?

>>151458478
go back

>>151458096
ARE YOU READY TO RECEIVE MY LIMP SPIN OFF STUMP IYKWIM HAHA

Reminder fellas
>>151431098

fucking pathetic

crazy how i could heem every single one of you

this reeks of icc

Huh?

this is fucking retarded turning it off

Off for rain, shows cut of blue skies
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>151458256
unironically really enjoying the playoffs
tempted to play a season here but all the diamonds are miles out of Sydney

>>151458553
the fabled indian cannot tolerate water touching their body

Stret shitters getting blown the fuck out. Some filthy stinking pajeet mad his roach team is getting btfo trying to fuck with the game.
SHALLN'T

>>151458458
trip on then retard how else am i going to know if i'm replying to you when there's so many retards like you on spee

>>151458421
I wonder what irrelevant nonsense Warney would be going on about in the commbox if he was still around. I miss that dickhead.

>>151458256
imagine ohtani playing cricket

>>151458601
>OHTANO I LOVE IT IYKWIM HAHA

>>151458630
you alright la?

Based ABC grandstand slamming the idea of the test twenty

/sebgang/

Are all Australian stadiums multipurpose?

>>151458601
despite his power, I strongly believe he'd be a Kane Williamson esque batsperson
soft hands, rotating strike, elegance

>>151458639
don't see the point of it
it's just an odi with less consequence for the batting since they only have to last 20 overs twice

lol they're playing golden from kpop demon hunters
fucking incredibly BASED

>>151458674
england sticking with Bashir is funny, hes going to get smashed in aussie

>>151458634
no but steven immigrate

>>151458674
5-0

>>151458674
>Archer
Need to update my pictures

>>151458674
wheres woakes and foakes?

>>151458698
classic /cric/ right here

>>151458646
Right here champ. Looking forward to a long summer of shenanigans, might even ressurect thread within a thread if jannies want to step up

Rain delay status?

>>151458674
TONGUE
WOOD
ROOT
JACKS
STOKES
CARSE

>>151458702
They went brokes

got the coconut championship going as well

>>151458702
they finally realised woakes is done during the india series, he wont play again
dunno bout foakes, but Jamie "smudge" Smith is their best keeper batsperson by a mile
wonder what happens if he gets injured, only one keep in the squad

>>151458702
good blokes

sebshit

SebLORD

is sebgod ALL of the yank posters?
I've always assumed there was two of yankjeets, one who speaks somewhat proper english and sebbo

seb is a lad that loves cricket
keep it up, fella

still not convinced britjeet was a mick dont care what 5head claimed or your supporting 'evidence'

>>151458440
He just got around the ball hey. Only player I can think of with a somewhat similar approach is smoth

>>151458722
Lel

>>151458674
tongue bashir my carse

>>151458794
idgi

GET THE CUNTING COVERS OFF FUCK ME

we really need unique ip count back

>>151458674
series has 5-0 Aus written all over it

>>151458814
45

feels good to see Kath again
shes aged a bit, but still foxy as ever

>>151458841
think he meant this thread specifically. not the entire history of /cric/

sebs a legend
nobody knew he was a jeet until recent years
made his way in america to have his own little hobby farm, extremely dry and nuanced sense of humour, still larps as a virat worshipping monke at times for seethe and (you)s
i reckon hes a mad cunt

it's like raaaaaiiaiaiaiaiaiaian on your cricket day

>Marn says age is just a number
Ummmm, this is problematic

>>151458874
are you trying to make me hard?

Genuinely can't tell Aus posters apart, which is a good thing. Britzoloids spend way too much time schizoposting.

>>151458888
are you trying to make me hard?

Theres really not many indians on 4chan
Most indians are reddit chads

Counterpoint, everybody on the internet is Indian.

sebshit is a massive faggot

>>151458874
ol chompers

>>151458888
90% she's German

Sunday afternoon domestics heard in the distance lads
Reckon the house wives start going off at their husbands for blowing their pay on the pokies and piss the night before then the hungover husbands turn to the heem

>>151458315
grim

>>151458911
They only use reddit because its moderated and they report anti jeet posts en mass

Need to get the japs into cricket, the world will benefit from their autism
Simple as

>>151458939
>turn to the heem
>>151458563
?

too late they're all in on baseball

Don't think cricket will catch on in Nippon desu. They already have basedball. Korea is gone too, maybe they could try the North though.

japan wouldn't have any part of this t20 nonsense
test purists

are you trying to redeem it saar iykwim haha

I believe that WW3 will be won and lost on the test cricket pitch.

where's seb havent seen him for a bit

r/cricket has 1.8 million members, mostly Indian
r/IndiaCricket has 1.5 million members
r/ipl has 790,000 members
r/cricketshitpost has 590,000 members, mostly Indian

Bongland is irrelevant in the modern world. Australian imperialism in SEA (Aussies on holidays banging locals) could create opportunities for cricket growth in the area though. NZ barely cares about cricket, another generation before the team is only Indians.

>>151458874
kath walked into a bar then i once fingered her in a broadmeadows nightclub and the bartender asked
why the long face iykwim haha

Reminder they made a kabbadi anime before a cricket one

*saves up for 4chan pass in preparation for the ashes*

>>151459022
?

Test cricket and 50 over cricket is too long, T20 cricket is more compareable to baseball length wise, baseball games only go for 2 and a half to 3 hours

yeah we aren't getting a game today, glad ro-ko saved their runs for the next matches

>>151458563
thats the grundle not heem

pissing down here now in north perth

>>151459022
But kabbadi is actual sport kino
Like genuinely a great sport to watch and probably the best thing indians have invented
Shame that they have basically ruined any chance of it growing outside of india thanks to how they behave online and irl
We need india to be under british imperial rule again

>>151459034
>bazball
plebs

Victim+superiority complex makes them unbearable.

>>151459050
can i get a quick update mate is it still full? hoping to move soon.

these ashes rehearsal threads are grire
be better

eng w vs ind w later

>>151459037
how would anyone even know that? has any living human ever seen a game of baseball?

>>151459074
pretty much overflowing unfortunately, sorry mate

>>151459094
cheers for the update. will check in again soon.

Will >we make it /npl/ bros?

i don't like cricket

>>151459101
no worries mate keep the faith

>>151459112
I love it

>>151458934
Carolina my sweet

>>151459121
lol take it easy ronald mcdonald

Stop making assumptions about shit you know nothing about

>>151459130
shes mid. eyes too large

>>151459139
shan't

Rain is getting heavier according to Cricinfo.

dogza sucking his own dick again lads

What's the ETA on the rain clearing up fellas?

starting to get a bit sleepy

>>151458484
thanks legend

>>151459108
how does this work? highest points make it in but some nations play 8 more games?

COVERS ARE OFF

>>151459208
Everybody plays 36 games. 12 at home, 24 away.

love cricket
hate "cricket"

>>151459236
gonna need to win half or more of your remaining games then i guess

>>151459236
pretty decent structure

>>151459236
not reading that at 5pm on a sunday arvo

>>151459307
its 4:50 mate

>>151459271
Not unprecedented for Nepal. They won 11 of their last 12 games to qualify last time around. Hopefully Stuart Law whips the boys into a machine.

>>151459130
women really shouldn't travel alone

grubcunt here hope yous are all good
back yards an absolute garbage dump after the weather we've had, bucket I use for ciggy butts got blown over in the last storm and turned the yard into a big ash tray. cant see many cause the weeds are overgrown but I know theyre there. havent picked up a dog poo since last year, heaps of socks and undies blown off the line into the void and branches everywhere too. Big storm due in a few days, got the starpicket ready to knock out the bit of ply in the back corner and drain it all into the boomer neighbours yard reckon it'll be the biggest garbage transfer yet hopefully theres heaps of rain.
There's a brown snake living out there somewhere too that he complained about when he found out. Trying to figure out how to move it into his yard.
Good to see the crickets back

im calling tracy grimshaw on u

>>151459412
sounds like a good chance to dispose of the piss jugs too m8, good luck

>>151459439
never used piss jugs too gross piss outside heaps though

looks like there might be 2 or 3 milliliters by days end
torrential

me n my mate use to piss off his balcony into an old cooking pot in primary school. tipped it over one day after like 6 months and was the most foul thing ive ever smelled

speaking of piss this delay is taking it

>>151459507
I took a shit in an unfilled outdoor bath at my grandparents beach house one day when I was like 13
not sure why I did it

any word on updated match length?

>free shower
>pajeets leave the stadium

raining again in the 6006, it's not looking good fellas

>>151459606
that is very sad to hear

took a shit in the tray of me mate's ute at a party once
as a prank

really wanted to watch marnie and big O bat

>marnie
not in the team m8

oh wtf, thought we were treating this like ashes prep

>odi
>ashes prep
what?

the english are doing ashes PrEP becuase thyre about to get buttfucked kek

what's the minimum overs for an odi? 15?

battings batting

>Ashes prep
This series is a cash crab to get Indians to spend. They're stingy on everything else, might as well get some money playing up to their nationalism.

>>151459812
so keen for the wagie ground staff to earn their pay, they sent them out for a few sprinkles

35 over game
though prob more rain coming

when is kohli coming in to bat?

One fine day in South Africa, billionaire Johan Rupert, picked up his phone and called Jacques Kallis. “Hey Jacques,” he said, probably sipping some absurdly expensive coffee, “if you ever score a double century, I’ll give you lifetime free membership at Leopard Creek golf club.”
Kallis, who was batting on 118 not out against Pakistan, must’ve thought, “Free golf for life? That’s better than bowling on this flat Karachi pitch.” But unfortunately, in the next morning, he got out for 155.
This happened in 2007 and Kallis as usual was busy in accumulating runs and centuries but somehow never touched the magical 200. He had scores of 189, 177, 160… everything except that one number. After that tempting golf offer, Kallis scored multiple centuries.; Eleven of them, in fact. But every time he crossed 150, the cricket gods whispered, “Not today, Jacques.”
Then came December 2010. South Africa vs India. Kallis reached 102 not out, and his phone rang again. Rupert was back. “Jacques, remember the deal. Two hundred runs equals free golf for life.” This time, Kallis switched from Test mode and played like a sage, who's deeply meditating, without a lapse in concentration. By lunch, he was 182 not out.
During that 40 minute lunch break, Kallis later said, “That was the longest 40 minutes of my life.” You could almost imagine him sitting there, guarding his plate like it was his wicket, whispering, “Don’t jinx it.” When he finally walked back out, he sent one of Unadkat through fine leg, crashing to the boundary. Two hundred. Finally. After all those years, all those near misses, and all those awkward calls from Rupert, Jacques Kallis had done it.
The stadium roared. The dressing room erupted. Somewhere, Johan Rupert probably sighed and realized he’d just lost a lot of golf club revenue. Kallis, in pure joy, lifted his bat like a golf stick and did a mini swing in celebration, as if to say, “Guess who’s playing for free forever?”.

wbrat

what i'm getting is that saffers and their board are misers

>>151459906
Certain Golf hating impoverished man is gonna seethe at this post

don't we have some sort of rule about how many lines a post is allowed to be?

this really is a kino kit

>>151459906
eyes just welled up

>>151459812
with how much they spent on that stadium i'm surprised it didn't have automated motorised covers that emerge from under the stands and cover the whole field

is 4-45 a good score in t35?

>>151459946
which team

where the fuck did zachy go

he always disappears when theres cricket on

>>151459988
no, not when the team is full of all-time record run scorers and leading yearly run scorers

bumdered to death
died doing what he loved

God Hates Limited Overs Cricket

webcric is fucked does anybody have a working stream?
*opens mouth to receive your piss*

>let's see if india can make a comeback
>c †Philippe b Hazlewood
>ok, call them off again

>>151460036
streamed.pk or vipbox.lc

for me, it's 19 year old Ellyse Perry

>>151460036
vipsrst.shop/sport7/watch/australia-india-oct-19-1760828400

Ella Roberts would make an elite batswoman

india flags only appear when they are winning

>>151460036
I wasn't going to but okay exza
*unzips*
*pisses on you*

>>151460074
what are you talking about? you have it on right now

>>151460081
very smart and original champ

it's funny coz it's true

>>151460081
cunt we are just as bad now

>>151460095
applied for reelection yet sunak mate

its gonna be the whole fucking summer with you lot isnt it

>>151460145
winter for you but innit

not sure you'll be on this site that long m8

new
>>151460146
>>151460146