Thread 151540079

>boring as fuck to watch
>takes forever to play, especially with multiple people
>feels the exact same every time
>overly expensive
>absolute waste of space
>one of the most insufferable playerbases
>rich fucks that are terrible at it just use it as some status symbol
Golf hate thread?

Get a job

>>151540280
I have one. Getting daddy’s allowance and wasting every day on a golf course while giggling about poor people isn’t a job

>>151540079 (OP)
Disc golf will overtake that dumbass boomer sport by 2030 and easy can't wait until I get to bang some chains at Augusta once it is converted to a disc golf course

>>151540330
Sucking cocks at the bus stop isn’t a “job”

>>151540079 (OP)
Golf meltdowns are funny as fuck and there aren't enough compilations on thr internet.

>look up golf highlights
>clips of shitlords yelling baba booey

>>151540079 (OP)
Developers just turn any closed down golf courses into section 9 apartment complexes for immigrants and trash migrating from the inner cities. So I'd rather they keep the golf courses open

>>151540079 (OP)
>>absolute waste of space

Yes, they could be building apartments for undocumented migrants and the unhoused but those heckin' rich people have to put all this grass everywhere

Rumors

>>151540805
Or a nice park that people can take their family to. But no, it has to be some disgusting eyesore for a fat trust fund baby because he’s bored now that he can’t fly on Epsteins jet

>>151540079 (OP)
It's not a sport. It's on the level of like billiards or darts or bowling.

>>151540079 (OP)
Golf is fun and OP is a faggot as usual.

>>151540607
Heh...

I will now watch this "sport"

>>151540079 (OP)
Check back when you're 20-25, that's the awakening window when you realize nearly every other sport is shit and all you have for the rest of your life is hockey, golf and tennis (baseball removed from the list after Manfred ruined it)
Oh wait I see your flag, nevermind. Enjoy pretending to like a game meant for 2 year olds to try to improve their motor function, and only that

>>151542900
>tennis
Lol. Lmao even

>>151541132
> /x/ - Sports

>>151542933
I meant to have a maybe in front of it, oh well. Point still stands

>>151540079 (OP)
George Carlin was right, turn all golf courses into low incoming housing

>>151540079 (OP)
>feels the exact same every time
Okay see you're too high to have this conversation.

>>151542121
>Park that people walk through GOOD
>Park that people walk through while hitting balls BAD

>>151540079 (OP)
Truthnukes. G*lf is not a sport

It's mostly shit but it's alright. Lot of effort to be a bum hacking at a ball 70-100 times

>>151545224
>implying you can walk through a golf course
Some rich fuck will call the cops unless you pay his fee of $200 plus tip each month to be there

t. Golflet

OP is mostly correct. I'm not saying golf doesn't take skill, all sports take skill but that doesn't mean it's entertaining or good.
I feel the same way about MMA/cagefighting etc. It's only done by and watched by redneck scum, the small dick energy is off the charts with their bad mouthing and enjoying beating someone to a pulp or watching someone getting beaten to a pulp should only be cool to you if you are psychotic.

>>151545224
Like a few people an hour on the size of 10 parks

>>151540079 (OP)
Any sport that doesn't allow you to punch your opponent is not a real sport.

>>151540079 (OP)
I changed my opinion of golf after watching Ooi Tonbo. I now see it's a great and exciting sport.

>>151540079 (OP)
Land isn't measured in miles.

Golf is a waste a time but it is pretty funny to watch when Americans are triggered into oblivion because they're getting mogged by superior Europeans

>>151545357
MMA fans and /heem/ in general are actually some of the kindest people I've ever met. Nothing like the stereotypes at all.

The only reason you can even envision the spaces as parks or "greenspaces" is because some rich guy decided put a course there instead of buildings. The spaces were going to be developed either way.

>>151546767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xZNsQVd3BE

>>151545295
>noooo you can't just have a privately owned park
>you MUST let the government manage all parks

kys statist

>>151540079 (OP)
but enough about cricket lol

>>151540607
>shitlords
isn't stern a wokoid now?

>>151540079 (OP)
>>overly expensive
Clubs only charge exorbitant membership fees to exclude the plebs, here our socdem politicians forced them to stop so now basically anyone can golf as the actual costs of getting a club and maintaining a lawn aren't that high.

>>151545295
If it was free you wouldn’t go there either nigga that’s why you’re on 4chan complaining about access to grass you’ll never touch

>>151540079 (OP)
Invented by the Sc*ts, what do you expect.

>>151540079 (OP)
feels similar to F1
fuck em both

>>151540079 (OP)
>golf
>boring sport
You hit a ball and you walk after it, thats not a sport
More like a glorfied hobby

Is hating golf one of the most brown-coded things you can do?

>>151540079 (OP)
They protected new ark earthworks though

>Golf courses and cemeteries are the biggest waste of real estate
-Dwight D Eisenhower (1955)

Golf is boring as fuck. I get the appeal of playing it, group of buddies, couple of brews, beautiful scenery. But watching it? Fuck that, it's insufferably boring. Id rather watch the NY Jets.

I unironically think the only reason people like golf is that it makes them feel rich
It's the men's version of getting some gaudy leather handbag that Kim Kardashian used

>>151558919
It’s also for actual rich people to flaunt their wealth off, much like other rich people activities such as eating at overpriced restaurants, going to see pretentious theatre plays, and molesting children

>>151560669
Cool it with the antisemitism will ya

>>151540805
It is possible to in favor of a white ethnoglobe and dislike golf courses for being a waste of resources.

>>151562277
LACC is literally holding back sprawl like it's an invading force in a medieval battle.