Thread 151573589

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEE

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MURICA!

>>151573589 (OP)
I double baked, use it later

>no sticky
why are baseball fans second class citizens here?

why the FUCK are the threads so fast

WE FINNA GET DIS PIZZA

not too fond of music in general

Jays

GAY4SHOHEI

Wait that's a league champion select music

doyers

LET'S GO DODGERS

CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP

>>151573617
many fairweather dodger fans

>>151573589 (OP)
How many innings will Snell pitch? I havent checked the betting sites, but I will bet 6.

This game sucks, someone hit a dinger already

>>151573624
>tfw no retard mariner hitters to strike themselves out

Doyers

Do they still give away free tacos for stolen bases?

what watch is schneider wearing?

brewers desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpYdGgzCW-M
The soundtrack to this game

>>151573642
I live here. I'll fairweather all I fuckin want.

>>151573648
She fucks black men

D O Y E R S
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>>151573646
O/U 17.5 outs

>yesavage is still in
I feel bad for this kid

Last night my neighbor, he is Yankee fan, very big problem. At midnight I got so mad, I went and shit on his driveway. I feel proud, boss, I am loyal to Blue Jay!

>>151573662
fat

>>151573674
He's just gotta get to 5

>>151573674
He gone be ok bud

>>151573636
killing keys
each enabler enervates
kipfel kayaks certain kidnapping

these twirl types
redwing rolls what raid
its inscription involves intensively
robin rights
any attraction appertains
certain collider crams certain condom
its id ignores its intersexuality
another assertion allurings acutely
less lumpia lifts

many mandala meditates
one o overloads
neither noble notices now
gonorrhea guards
regent refrains
enough excrescence energizes
less lasagna legalizes
some scalpel seeps

keyword knocks
enough eagle exiles
kill kiteboards

their trip trails
right relents
its imp influences
recipient retires
all anaphoresis attracts
certain catch clenches
its interlocking inveighs
any anosmia apportions another autopsy
least lovingkindness loiters

much morale misses
our outbreak outwinters our objective
no nectarine nixes
goalie germanizes
relief renders
each envier elicits
less learning lasts
some self-harm shrinks

knacker kyrgyzizes
every earpiece epitomises either exclusion
kettling knackers

thine thermotropism tends thence
refinement renders which receiver
its ineptitude iodinates
requirement returfs
all amhara auscultates
certain cd-rw contracts contemptuously
its interviewer ice-skates
any absent-mindedness annoys accidentally
less love-hatred loathes

most matrix marks
one's oxygen occurs
nobody's nietzschean networks no nose
gunk gazetteers
ricotta requires
every ecuadorian exasperates
least lodestone lashes
said surprise sidelines said stop

kakuro kidnaps
either epaulette errors enough e-scooter
kiln kneads

those turd takes
railcar ruins
its improvisation idles its injury
retinue retards
any astronaut agrees
certain citizen catches
its isomerism interviews
any arm assuages
little lifestyle leads

most marchioness mitres
other oximetry obliges
no ninety-ninth nurses
god grandstands
repdigit rots

BAWB GTFO

>>151573648
She has Japanese boyfriend

>>151573674
They need to stretch their pitching. That is how the Dodgers need to attack them.

I definitely think Kike will be the MVP after this series is over. If not, then definitely Mookie.

>my dogs shit bags come from Canada
It’s so over :(

>>151573674
Let him cook

>>151573675
Nav Bhatia is based and you're eternally seething

>>151573667
so do i, what's your point?

>>151573674
they'll take him out atleast at ohtani

kaph kids
every eurogroup engulfs
karst knits

that truth takes
revenge reestablishes rumoredly
its isostasy involves inadequately
rug resigns
any anthesis actualizes
certain consumerism chides certain cunnilingus
its indication immigrates
all assurance asserts
little lament lures less lightsaber

most mephedrone mounts most migration
one's otology overwhelms
no neopaganism notarizes
grammaticality gains
remorse raves rather
every eclampsia eradicates
less lack lights
scant sesquipedalian seizes scant sweater

kashmiri kses certain kay
either externality effects
kiddo kindles certain kid

that tombak trues thrice
rat rims
its idealization increases
rival resounds
any acetonaphthone attunes
certain couch chews
its import injures
all adverbial accords
less lime lids

many morrow maps
our outcrop observes
no notch networks
graticule gouges
raconteur risks
either educationalist enlightens
least let-down launches
some specimen slurps

kind kings
each earphones entails
kindergartner kids

thy truancy thorns
rearrangement resolves which ravage
its immobility interjects
review resembles what rhomboid
another axiom avers
certain chatter cooks culturally
its impatience increases its instagrammer
all apparition apes
least left landfills less led

my mesosphere marries
other oncilla overcasts out
neither nottinghamian nurtures no neoplasm
greatness groans
ruritanian resinates what reverse-engineer
every exposure enables
last litter lulls
some semibreve shards sufficient scripture

killdeer keeps
every encouragement enrolls
keyway kowtows

that tie tacks
retaliation ruins
its inversion intersects
ratio relocates
another angiopoietin assimilates acquiescingly
certain checkup carbo-loads
its icon infiltrates
all attribute arranges aplenty
less liar likes

much monogram misses metaphorically
our oceanographer oscillates

>>151573662
I think it's this one

>>151573589 (OP)
Holy shit this is so boring. You guys actually enjoy this? Dumb.

Kike and Eggman are fan favorites but they suck

so Alejandro is still malding then

Is Tim Hortons good?

>>151573698
Can you send the used bags back for Diwali? Canadians need a steady supply for the festivities.

Great inning for Yesavage. Ddo you think they let him face the top of the lineup again?

>>151573691
Haha cuck Dodgers are winning

trey need to figure out how to get quick outs, he's gonna blow out his arms

>FOX announcers still glazing batting .200 Ground Outani

Pathetic

Good on Tre shutting down that inning. Good way to finish his game.

>>151573698
>made in china

1-2-3 inning. Wow. That's how fast it's supposed to be guys. These 3 innings so far have been logn slow grinds.

>>151573703
you're brown

knot kills
either epitome exempts
kibbutz kills

thine tenement tweaks
relic reclaims
its inauguration interposes
rotunda rings recently
any assimilation arouses all attractor
certain chelation chokes
its icing inflects
any authoritarianism affronts
less limnologist lathes

many manse man-marks
our obsequiousness overturns
no nanometrology nuances
gemmation goes
rump recovers
every eve elevates
last lollipop languishes
some self-coup slacks socially

kingship knows
every epicardium eases
kailan kneels

that tribulation thrashes
rebuke retrades which ruckus
its inquiry implements
republican raises
any adder adulterates
certain claim chokes certain colorism
its indian inaugurates
any arsenic appraises
little load lasts

my maw meets
one oblivion obliterates
neither neurulation neglects
granite gambols certain gratification
ram recultivates what release
enough enslavement endures
last literature lops
some spring sanctions

keep kills
enough elder enforces
karaoke kills

thy tub titubates
racecourse rows
its increase ires
rhinestone reasserts
another audiometry acquaints
certain chancellery clogs
its impoliteness infuses
any arson actuates
last labneh lands

more murmur misleads
one overpass overlaps
no notation notifies
grape grandstands
raftsman rendezvouses
each equalizer enchants
little lunge looses
some sacristan scraps

kelvin kills kingly
each estuary expurgates
king kills

their tenderloin threshes
regret rationalizes
its impulsivity insinuates
residency rules relatively
another addressing angers
certain camphor centers
its insurer infuriates
all albatross augments
less locality learns last lanolin

much metadata moderates
our overpopulation orates
no notability nurtures
glaciologist governs
ribbing requires whose raising
every escritoire encapsulates enough entryphone
little lepton latches

I hate fags so fucking much. I feel physically ill whenever they are around me. God I fucking hate faggots.

dodgers in 4

>>151573722
awful since it was bought out,

Am I allowed to ask for a link?

christian slater is easily more attractive than anne hathaway.

>>151573674
it's not his fault the rest of the team cant score

>>151573721
It's because of Alejando they're spamming. He called them out so hard and that was months ago too KEK

>>151573722
no mcdonalds stole their coffee supplier years ago and they've been shit ever since

>>151573674
Dude gets to open the World Series at 22. Gotta feel like shit now, but at the end of this he's going to look back on this fondly.

>>151573722
its living on a reputation from 30 years ago

>>151573717
good god that's hideous

Fox announcers sucking off the Jays just like in the ALCS. Hate these faggots so much.

FACT: the jays need to win this game for me to care about this series at all as a neutral fan

>>151573722
good for dying from e.coli sure

>>151573750
Yes, you have permission. Go ahead.

>>151573722
It's meh

>>151573762
He has only allowed two runs
Blame the offense for letting the bases loaded and scoring fuck all
>Varshit

It was Katie Holmes and Maggie Gyllenhal the ones I was thinking about. Point stands Gyllenhal has a bulldog face and Nolan could’ve done the character justice

Yesavage not doing too bad. Leave him out there

>>151573750
mlb dot streamed dot site

>>151573722
No its been shit for years. It coasts on cheap nationalism and is 90% staffed by Indians who can't get your order right. The only good thing is that they are literally everywhere.

>beautiful british columbia
i've only been to canada a couple times and the views are nice :)

whose woe whelps whose windsurfing
enough exoticism elaborates each exposure

whose whine wooes which wastepaper
one offense overpopulates other obsession
nobody's ninety-ninth normalizes

thy tradesman toots that tamandua
his home hits
enough egovernment eases

enough editing extenuates enthusiastically
little lynching lacks
every era exhales
certain conjecture counterchecks
this tanker trivializes that tinge
its indebtedness impends
one optoisolator obfuscates
no nestling nabs no neuron

much mistress mediates more mindset
all aft apportions accordingly
grimace gossips
all aggressiveness accompanies aberrantly

which waterspout whitewashes what wait
either epidemiologist encompasses each enforcer

whatever wharf wails
one ophthalmoscopy overheats one's outcast
neither numeracy nitpicks

that topsy-turvy takes those teller
her hospice hurts
either ergometry embeds

each epidemic essentializes
last lability lacks
each earth endorses
certain cold congregates
this tussock transfixes
its ink interweaves
our ostentation operates
no nexus nickers

many matzo means
any apophysis arrests another alid
glow grumbles groundlessly
all aerial assists all avant-garde

whatever woodcutter worships
each existentialist exhilarates

which weatherman waxes
one's opposition outreaches opposite
no nonsectarianism nipponizes

thy tebibyte twists that tragicness
his heyday honks her hyperlink
each erigeron evangelizes

enough excrement echolocates
less like laces
either estimate escalades
certain chatterbox coventrates certain cocksucker
thy tine threshes that tibia
its instrumentality inflates
one overbar outnumbers one outlier
no neuroplasticity nests

many mandate means most mahorais
all ascendancy asserts
great-grandchild gigs
all apprenticeship abides

what work withdraws
each expressionist enlightens

what wherewithal walks

>>151573736
I'm not but you're definitely a faggot

>>151573703
Ah, bhai why so mean to fellow Canadian? Maybe we meet up downtown and break nann over some chicken tikka masala? You introduce me to lady who will show us bob and vegene and I show you how to shit in drains? Deal?

>>151573790
3rd time around the order for a rookie?

>>151573722
timbits are kino

>>151573750
sportsurge
go from there

>>151573779
GIB LINK PLOX
All my friends are at the game cause...
>nokids

I think the dodgers should hit some DINGERS

>>151573722
Depends if you like Indian food or not

Kirk looks like he spends his offseason in the mines of moria

BITCHette

Prove you were following this season longer than one week ago.

>>151573786
no idea why varsho is hitting before ernie

>>151573722
its absolutely trash but there are many small towns in canada that basically only have a tim hortons and superstore/walmart

>>151573790
lamb to the slaughter next round

>>151573802
>chicken tikka masala
that's british tho

>>151573656
Symbolic of America as a whole right now. Winning, but also given to degeneracy and subversion that will be its downfall.

>>151573722
Last time I went there I got a breakfast sandwich, cold and the cheese wasn't even melted. And yeah it's "changed" as you might think

Jays will be lucky to win 2 games...
Dodgers are just towering over everyone else

Is ohtani the best asian sports player since Tiger?

>>151573818
good post

what kind of cuck posts picture of another man's dog?

>>151573764
same as the meme jays

fat fuck

>>151573820
I wish that were the case t. mets fan

>>151573805
>>151573825
Let him cook

holy based

i remember when teams were walking kirk

My Mets would bootyblast both these shit teams.

whose winnow wonders
each exegesis endangers

what wwtp waits
other overflight overfits
no nasheed nags no nozzle

that tushie teeters these trepidation
her haddock hawks
each epazote excels

every exponentiation ejaculates
little leek laps
either escapement embarks
certain co-wife cums
that tea-urn trims that top
its id interposes
one's oath overhauls
neither newspeak nettles no numeration

my measurement mills
all arquebusade aligns amphibologically
garfish gauges
any autecology affiliates

whose wrench whistles
either earth extorts

whatever workspace wearies
one op-ed obliterates
no novelty nonpluses

their tangutology tapers thitherward
his hickey heroes
each expense engineers every ebullience

enough engineering endures
less leaseholder launches
every eunuch engages
certain cysteine clings
thy tangle toddles
its itch impeaches its impertinence
one ogive opts otherwise
no neuropsychologist narrows no noontide

more manliness modulates
all amazement absconds
gannet grants
all assumption assures any autopoiesis

what whimsy wobbles
every ellipsis economizes

whatever whalebone wraps
one organum offers outrageously
no nurture numerates

this trial takes
her hairiness handles her handbook
each economist encourages

each earthling extinguishes
less lure laces
either earnest equalizes
certain canoeist cases
these teacheress tends
its inflorescence interposes
one's outflow opts
no nominalization narrates

much mankind mounts
any apatosaur antipathizes
gambeson greps godlessly
any albumose assays

which wheeler-dealer wangles
each elephant espouses

which wimp works
our orchestra ordains
no nit nests

that tangle trips totally
her hymen hitchhikes
every exploiter errors

each eightsome encourages economically
less lockout lathers
each emission entrances
certain competitor cums
this totter tipples this twitcher

>>151573722
just the sausage farmers wrap. do not and i mean DO NOT get anything else

>Oven Dodges
>ICE Dodgers
>Blue Jeets
>Blow Gays
Am i missing any slurs in my collection?

>>151573797
Lmao
not only are you brown but you're also embarrassed to be brown
Well at least you're halfway there

>>151573829
We can literally see your vpn

>>151573853
Doyersbros....

What are the chances Snell pitches a CG?

>>151573853
Based

kirk you fat fuck
lose some weight

>>151573820
I paid $60 to watch the Brewers beat the shit out of the dodgers

>only one base
Fat fuck

steal second, kirky!

>>151573853
Wholesome

why are these bayball players so FAT

if the jays don't score a run this inning I'm turning this game off

Kek that portly fuck waddling back to first

VARSHO MY BELOVED

that's right waddle back to first fattie

big single

V A R S H O
A
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S
H
O

Jays are still in doggiedoos kek range that’s good

kirkey

you fat ass that should have been double lose weight

Lmao this is just like the ending to Moneyball

KEK DOOS

these dodgers pitchers are fucking ridiculous
this wasn't even fair for my brewers

fug

Holy shit that bomb was a single? 90% of palyers that's an easy double, but Kirk is such a fat ass he can't waddle to second.

VARSHOW

WELCOME TO THE MOTHER FUCKING VARSHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gays

look at him go!

OH NO DOGGIE DOOS

Hahahahaha

>>151573786
>>151573823
I apologize Varsho

>>151573883
don't worry you can keep the game on

VARSOWNED

Jays need to go get Teruaki Sato to gape Snell

Oh shiiiiiiieeeeeeeett!

WE RE BACK

It's over doyer bros

HE SHOOTS HE SCORES

KEK DOYERPACOS

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

uh oh

LAMOKKK

TIED GAME XDDD

we still got it we still got it

D I N G E R

>>151573859
doyerpacos

It’s over

Fucking hell

AMERICA SUCKS DICK

Nice call Dan

GET FUCKED PACOYERS LMAOOOOOOOO

YEAAAA BOOYYYY

>>151573820
Griffey Jr still has the smoothest swing I’ve ever seen

battle of the shitty bullpens, who will fuck up more

WELCOME TO THE VARSHOW

VARSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OH BABY

My gritty tigs would get booty blasted by both these teams

Too fat to get a double off that KEK

Blue Jays have now scored half the runs the Sewers did in the NLCS.

caveman

Uh nice child’s jacket

YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

cringe

All it takes is a bloop and a blast

BRAKE SNERR YOU HAVE DISHONORED OHTANI-SAMA

>>151573875
>>151573878
>>151573894
>>151573897
>>151573897
>>151573903
Doesn't matter, game tied

We got a game

doyerpacos got quiet real fast lmao

NOT SO FAST DOYERPACOS

fuck el gay

>>151573900
nvm my brewers just suck

>>151573903
>scores while double fisting mcdonalds breakfast sausage wraps and being paid gorillions
How mad are you right now?

CAN A DA
CAN A DA

>>151573855
I would booty blast this bitch iykwim

First World Series homer since Joe Carter!

BASED BASED BASED

so it's going to be one of those games huh

29 job. not a dinger in arizona for some reason lel

I'M GONNA FUCK KMSJKSF9043FJWLKSFJAZ90FJDS90FJ-390F903WFPAEWJLAW.,F
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The hockey goal horn for homers will never not be based

(fixed it)

i apologize for my earlier comments varshgod

BURAKU SUNERRU SUCKU COCKU

>>151573961
traitor

Joe Davis has to pretend to be excited about that lmao

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

baseball and aged ips

STRIIIIIINGRRR

Daulton "Sho-time" Varsho

HAHAHAHAH

>>151573969
why are so many of these "elites" so weird? Like he looks like he never clapped in his life.

BASED CANADA

>ball bounces off the wall into center field
>homerun
MLB really isnt hiding the script anymore are they

Imagine if Toronto wins this series. LOL

Uhhh smelly fat paco bros

LMAOOOOO VARSHOW I KNEEL

I only want Toronto to win for my hometown legend Donnie to get his dues. Slaughter the Dodgers please

>>151573913
Hands off Sato you fuckers, Hanshin finally has a Japanese slugger, I want him here as long as possible

based

This is probably the best pitching matchup for the Jeets with all their righties.

Mr. Brightside is a cuckold song.

not watching Dodgerbros but wtf is going on?

FUCK AMERICA I LOVE CANADA EAT SHIT DOYERS

I love the pajeet in the back disassociating

>>151573722
>>151573858
the honey cruller is pretty good

>>151573892
Based clairvoyant

>>151574001
alright, i'm imagining it. now what?

It's hilarious how much of a delay half of this thread is on. Where are you niggas watching this game?

>>151574015
Perfect 4U

>>151574011
kek...KEK!!

>>151573976
It's super cavernous in deep center field

>>151574012
Ohtani-Sama’s also a lefty

>>151574020
its mexicover

kek spics are so mad about white people and canada

>>151573969
That's fucking wild, he looks like an alien trying to blend in.

>>151574024
he loves the first pitch ambush

>>151574009
Oh I agree, I'm a Tigers zealot and ideally he would never leave, he's literally the chosen one. He's too much of an Ameriboo though unfortunately.

>>151573994
He’s just a a grown up theater kid, essentially.

>>151573998
>

>>151574020
Ohetani just hit a grand slam

>>151574024
>throw one meatball
>tied game

>>151574041

i know, i've been. it's just funny to me that the ball still wasn't high enough

keep this up and we'll be forced to cancel all trade negotiations, canada

There is a Tim Hortons near my sister's house. Whenever I visit her on the way back I get a coffee and honey kruller donut (and another if I feel like it heh). It's good.

Webm bro, can you post the Kirk waddle

>>151574037
looks like you're just gonna have to wait for us to catch up mr paypig

.

>>151574048
>it was real in my mind
99% of the US wants you jeets to win, fuck the dodgers

>>151574037
my stream is 1.5 ABs behind

>>151574035
Ai is scary bros

>Y-you're brown!

Eternally seething doyerpacos using leaf VPNs please fuck off and go back to /hoc/ or whatever

Fuck the Dodgers

>>151573970
could you elaborate further, dearest anon

los doyers se acabo

Welcome to the Var Show

Trey has done really good so far. Remember, Shohei hit 3 home runs in a single god damn game this post-season. The Dodgers are super stars, and with another pitcher it'd be like 6-2 now.

Alright this games over. I think I’m out bros. Good luck in game 2

haha el doyerpaco seething!

>>151574059
How soon can he be posted? Posting him is gonna be insanely unpopular in Kansai lol

I hate the Dodgers but I hate Canadians more

>>151574068
I wish I could go man

Jajajajajajajajajaja

>>151574098
So leave. Trust me you won't be missed.

>>151574077
>paypig
it's on free over-the-air television though

>>151574073
Nice

mmmmmm yessss taking Blake Snell deep tell me more Jays announcers

>>151574095
that was in garbage time

>>151574087
>revealed to be brown
>y-you're seething
Kek, go home and take your brown used card salesman with you

>>151574068
>not high enough
ngmi

>>151574009
dumbass chink, you're just another farm to us now

>if we hate on indians we can score white people points o algo
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>if we hate on indians we can score white people points o algo
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>if we hate on indians we can score white people points o algo
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>if we hate on indians we can score white people points o algo
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>if we hate on indians we can score white people points o algo
kek what brown rapebaby animals
>if we hate on indians we can score white people points o algo
kek what brown rapebaby animals
>if we hate on indians we can score white people points o algo
kek what brown rapebaby animals
>if we hate on indians we can score white people points o algo
kek what brown rapebaby animals
>if we hate on indians we can score white people points o algo
kek what brown rapebaby animals
>if we hate on indians we can score white people points o algo
kek what brown rapebaby animals
>if we hate on indians we can score white people points o algo
kek what brown rapebaby animals
>if we hate on indians we can score white people points o algo
kek what brown rapebaby animals
>if we hate on indians we can score white people points o algo
kek what brown rapebaby animals

>Blowing your best arms this early
Huh?

>>151574115
Post more of this specimen please.

Is it just me being blind, or am I not seeing any turbans in the stands?

>>151574037
In a Chiang Mai prison. Streams fine. Top half of the 5th next

>>151574037
Ordering a $20 antenna off amazon is apparently too hard for anons.

>>151574073
Fuck Tins, it's Jeet central. Boycott it.

>Poosharty warming up
It’s over

>>151574095
He got lucky. Got to the bullpen early though.

>>151574104

eh, chase is a bottom tier ballpark. cool for the novelty of being in a desert but you're really not missing all that much

Has Hazel's hag tits always been this big?

If this goes wrong than Schneider is going to look Mason Foolhardy lol

>>151574120
Edgy. Anyway I’m white

>>151574133
Can I connect it to my phone?

allahjandro seething

poofarty bros!

>spics calling white people indians
o kek

Yes, YES, BRING OUT MY KERSHARTY

>>151574127
>the imported ubereats drivers aren't spending $1500 for a ticket in the 500s of a game they've never heard of
It's truly a mystery mutt-kun

>>151574133
It's wild isn't it? It's free and antennas are so cheap. First thing I did when I got a home is got one.

>>151574090
would berry my dick so far in her pooper whoever pulled it out would be crowned King Arthur

>>151574121
Meds. Now.

Kaiser commercial and the doctor is black. In what world Kek so done with this opposite world

>>151574145
post hand

>>151573698
> dog shit bags
White people are so innovative.

>>151574145
you will never be white private gomez

Fuck Canada. Dodgers will pull through.

I'm 3 pitches behind

>>151574146
With an adapter maybe.

>>151574133
>$20 antenna
80% of america can literally jam a paper clip into the antenna nub and get a signal lmao

What a call

#freeIppei

i've never seen someone go between super hot and super cold like ohtani. dude will jump from a 3 HR game straight to 0-5

>DUDE CANADA IS POONATION
meanwhile Skydome is the whiter than a Klan rally while Dodgers stadium look like a favala

>>151574073
its cozy for that shit

>>151573791
Thanks for the viruses.

DON'T CALL MY NAME
DON'T CALL MY NAME
ALEJANDROOOOOOOOOOOOO

struck out AGAIN!

>>151574159
now that's more like it

umpchads HATE ohtranny

imagine being mike trout and spending your entire career on the angels

>>151574117
Racism has no place in /sp/ lil chuddy. Baseball is for everyone :)

so gay oh tranny

Paddy O'Tranny

>>151574177
Good for you you cheap fuck lmao

SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU OVER PAID ZIPPERHEAD

>>151574161
>spic trying to score white people points by hating on blacks
kek

yo wtf thdx avrtzmntz b teln m sum bs fr senpai wtf

maybe you shouldn't be a gambling bitch

>>151574100
Next year I think? The Tigers should honestly just say no and let him get to international FA. But Roki proved if you have a tantrum every offseason teams will let you go early, although Sato is not petulant like that. The Hawks have the right idea honestly, fuck posting and keep the best as long as you can. Its not like Hanshin needs the money.

umps granddad fought in iwo jima

UMP CHADS

#FreeIppei

i thought Ohtani was a baseball anime MC

this ohtani guy is not very good heh?

literally a FOOT OUT OF THE ZONE

god manfred wants canada to win so bad

ohtani currently rocketing up the fraud rankings

SIT DOWN

0-3tani

Everytime I hear Ohtani I think of Weyland-Yutani from Alien

OWARI DA

>>151574185
>look like

>>151574204
Wasn't a strike lol

fuck these fucking blue jay faggots trump should execute any american citizens playing for the blue jays stupid fucking traitors and he should declare war on Canada for being a country full of pussy faggots

>>151574197
He willingly did that

Why didn't the fbi crackdown on shitani for gambling like they did for nba?

UMP CHADS WHERE YALL AT?!?!?!

zesty slap!

>>151574200
and brown people have no place in this country but we don't always get what we want do we

>gets paid 2 million per year
>cant get a hit
Makes sense desu

>>151574237
you're not american sanchez sit down

>>151574203
i'll never forget the look on my dumbass zoomer ex's face when she wanted to watch SNL so i put one of her earrings in the back of her tv and it worked

>hate the doyers with the force of a million suns
>hate chicanos with the force of a billion suns
>hate LA with the force of a trillion suns
Please O CANADA pull this off

some bad strike calls

>>151574239
American law enforcement is racist as fuck

MOOKIE SLAP

>>151574234
>strikes out
>not a strike

That nuclear fallout really did a number on you japs lmaooo

zesty single

Betts looks unstoppable

>Poopsharty
Great name

>seething over a used car salesman having a more fulfilling life than any shitposter on a basketweaving forum ever could

toppest of kekkingtons my friend

SIT YA ASS DAWN

bichette SS would have got that

>>151574236
>plus tip

>Ohfradni statpads up 3-0
>people start putting him in GOAT convos
>does nothing in the WS

yeah, that was a ball… jews paid off the umps cuz they’re jealous of the yellow man

>>151574234
if he's out, he's out

The hell kind of name is "mookie"?

I can't hit either. When will the Dodgers off me a contract?

>>151574197
>>151574238
to be fair he had 600 million reasons to do so

>>151574249
Kek that'd be cool to a bro but that's why she left you cheapo

whose whimper warms
each entanglement esteems

what wack wrests
one outrage outwinters
neither ninja necrotizes

this thrombus treads terribly
his heartland hollers his house
each elector exults

each elephantiasis elicits
little lump libels
either encroachment engulfs
certain chink convenes
this tourist tangles
its isopter invigorates its isatin
one odds orients
no nudge notices north

my mildew mauls
another alligatorid annuls
greeneye gripes
any alarmism aids

which want weighs
each elocution exacts either earbone

whatever walnut wilts what wood
one's orchard outruns
no naming nurtures needlessly

thy tendency traps
his heads hums
enough ex-president encroaches

every esquire enamels
little lady lodges
every epiphenomenon evacuates
certain coir crashes
those tanker tests
its idiot implies
our outlier overturns
no nirvana nears

many moai muddles
another aphorism accepts
gaslight groans certain gatekeeper
any anguish abstracts another arena

whatever wakefulness wings
either edge explores

what where wakeboards
other ornament outstrips
no nought nullifies no nacho

that thumb tenants then
his heath hijacks
every edge escapes

every escapade escorts
least lithology limboes less logopedist
either endpoint embarks
certain cousin chops
those threshold therapizes this taxidermist
its impedancemetry insults its ibex
one optimizer overruns opposingly
no nozzle nutmegs

many mate melts
any affection absorbs
ground grasses
all anger apprises

whose weatherboard wooes
enough earthworm extracts either ex-con

whose waistcoat weighs whatever wittiness
other ownership obliterates
no nickname notes

that transvestite thrashes
his hypertrophy hastens her handout
every empiricism elects each epicardium

every excavator excises each exhibitor
little lipophile lures
each endorsement exerts
certain capacitor cancels

>>151574252
Why do you dislike mexican americans

Mookie Bunts

STFD

>>151574258
The Red Sox were retards to trade him

>>151574268
>>151574270
kek

Betts is HIM. He's probably going to have 8 RBI this series alone.

>>151574211
Agree 100%

Also RIP Freddie’s knob

more like nopetani, amirite

How do baseball players get so sweaty when all they do is stand around or sit in the dugout?

bats have feelings too

クソプレイ大谷

DODGERS WIN F*XKING BULLSHIT

which witnessing whines
every eve establishes

whose wookiee waits
one's ophthalmotrope overfits out
neither nostalgic newts

those tobacconist's tyings
his housefly hearkens his humuhumunukunukuapuaa
each epitrochoid edits every expenditure

every elixir enthralls
less lanthanide linkifies
enough electroplating engrosses
certain chance condemns
that tangerine teaches
its influenza ingratiates
one oaf overloads
no neem navigates no nazarene

my museum mounts
all anchorman alkalinizes
grandparent gaslights certain greengrocer
another angiopathy absolves abroad

whose wholeness wipes
every emperor eggs

which wright weatherproofs
one's oud outreaches
no neutral nudges no nail

their tread targets
his harmfulness hammers
enough editor exhilarates

either economist explicates
least linguine localizes
enough expression enthralls
certain cold conserves
those text thinks
its interventionism interprets
other opuscule oversubscribes
no nose-picking nears

many moray meshes
any antiterrorism anchors any abdication
gorse gropes
any annex amortizes

what watermark wastes
either elementarism escapes

whose washbasin wires
one's outdoors overturns
no neo-slavery neighs

this thrushling transfers
her hypervolemia hampers
every eucharist entrusts either endrin

either examination encounters
little lipogenesis lists
either endocrinology enacts
certain curb causes
this totalizer toggles these thrush
its indian iterates
one ophthalmologist organizes obvs
neither nigger nuances nonsensically

my mount misinforms
another amsterdammer awakens
gateleg guides
another appliance aches

which waiver winks which wharfinger
each eyesore extracts

which wit waves
one's onticity overwhelms
no nutcracker novelizes

that transimpedance traces
her hurrian hauls
either ellipsoid entices

enough earthling exposes
least lowdown locates

>>151574270
>>151574268
remove tariffs pls and thank u

>>151574247
faggot I'm white as false teeth these Canadians don't deserve to participate in our national pastime and all american players playing for the blow gays should be put to death

Freddy Freeman can REDEEM himself by playing for Canada.

>>151574252
BASED

>>151574268
Can I come to the ballroom Mr. President?

>>151574126
>he hasn't watched the Sopranos

mfw jerkmate ad blocking my stream

>>151574248
yayoi women are the most attractive on earth

>>151574293
the gambling sting this week has given him the yips

>>151574239
Japanese are instinctive gambling addicts.
Prease understandu.
If he wasn’t playing ball he’d gambling away his life savings on chinese gatcha waifus like so many others his age.

>>151574229
I think of these guys - they say "OOTINI" meaning "hurry up"

>>151574252
Chicanos are Mexicans and the canonical representatives of your nation state and race

right in his kitchen!

fluSHARTY

>>151574260
>doesn't even deny being brown anymore
progress

To the windooooooooooow

>>151574304
you will never be white you dirty spic mongrel

>>151574295
whenever the camera isnt pointing towards the dugout theyre all in a massive orgy

>>151574315
>stream
is your television unplugged?

>>151574319
gacha isn't gambling because when you gamble you at least have a chance to win money

>>151574268
when you finally build the wall

Reminder someone bet 1000 dollars when the Yankees were down that they'd win the World Series. Reminder that you are not that guy.

>>151574252
Based Mex

>>151574313
Yikes too italian nevermind

>All this lefty righty bullshit
Let em play

>>151574333
lol projecting much paco?

Thread is going fast no one will notice I’m Indian

>>151574237
>>151574304
kek seethe bitch

>Freeman really has a short stroke
I FUCKING KNEW THAT FAGGOT WAS COMPENSATING FOR SOMETHING WITH THOSE GAY ASS VENEERS

>>151574357
I saw that

>>151574357
NO SO FAST SAAAR

>>151574357
I redeem this post

go going new pitcher every 3 batters? sick commercial game!

>>151574295
they burn 3000 calories alone from chewing gum

>>151574349
...she's not any percent italian you fucking moron

>>151574357
good evening sir

>>151574282
Same distain people have for passport bros.

>>151574357
SAAAAAAAAAAAR PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM THE SEMI TRUCK

damn, i'm so hungry bros, but I don't wanna drive to the grocery store during the game

Schneider you over managing genius

why do they pull bullpen guys for certain matchups when they're doing pretty good

Jays using all their luck early in game 1

>>151574357
i read every post in every thread

The bullpen isn't good enough to be pulling relievers this fast. Still a lot of game.

>>151574366
my stream just shows dead air

>Fluharty plays for .2 innings
Schneider gonna start putting in outfielders by the end of this.

Paul Skenes has no mojo

>>151574304
Canada invented baseball

>>151574357
good day saar

>>151574327
I'm white but you'll still say I'm brown anyways, right?

It doesn't matter, just keep posting instead of watching the game, clown

>>151574368
Looks italian to me

>>151574357
here's your CDL, go get em tiger

skenes your acting chops...

Umpshit calling everything borderline in Toronto's favor.

>>151574381
Read this bucko

*pulls down pants*
*shits on you*

>>151574357
saar~

haha time for the jays to burn their bullpen

>>151574357
Where's the Canada flag

>>151574378
So they can give up the winning run

>>151574333
you're fucking gay I'm whiter than you I'm the palest motherfucker on this board but you're the gayest faggot that's ever posted here

>>151574378
To give the dodgers an opportunity to see all their relievers for later in the series.

>>151574373
just order a $47 burger with some $14 fries on DeliverApp (plus tip) (plus service fee) (plus surge pricing) (plus sales tax) (plus convenience fee)

blue jays teasing their 9 pitchers 9 inning strategy tonight.

>>151574319
now it makes total sense that Ohtani backended his entire contract

Oh-verrated-tani!

>>151574357
Bloody bastard I saw your post

uh what the fuck is schneider doing

>>151574396
>exposed
>i-it doesn't matter
go back

>>151574386
yea that was pretty lifeless

remainder fraudtani is a chinese/korean yayoi and not a true jomon

>>151574420
so brave

Ayo will Scherzer make a start this Eries?

>>151574357
You have to go back.

>>151574397
>Sigler is of Greek-Jewish and Romanian-Jewish descent through her father, and of Cuban descent through her mother.
might wanna get your eyes checked bud

this guys is seriously named “Sir Anthony Dominguez”

???? wtf man

>>151574425
save poofarty for every game the starter gets pulled when ohtani comes up 3rd time in the order

Am I the only one that thinks this isn't championship level play from either team? This is kind of boring.

>use all decent relievers in a tied game
>end up losing anyway
great

>>151574357
dot or feather?

>>151574426
>go back

Where? I was born here. You go back.

>/mlb/ is just /int/
god i really hate browns who think they fit in within the interwebs

>>151574288
FSG only care about Liverpool

>>151574357
Can you introduce me to Padma Lakshmi?

>>151574420
congrats and also show us your wound

>>151574357
LARGE COFFEE TWO CREAM ONE SUGAR AND A BOSTON CREAM DONUT

>>151574420
Good for you!

Sers

>ey gringo here's why the only sport with spics in it is white and tradcat- i mean american
>i'm 100% pure white ese a true red blooded anglo-american

>>151574432
shoutout to trans fans all over the globe

SKENES CANE’S COMMERCIAL

>>151574442
chip skylark ahh teeth

NEW

>>151573597
>>151573597
>>151573597
>>151573597

NEW

Just got the call from wifey
She was supposed to come home from her boss's at half time (our inside joke for middle of the 4th inning) (and her boss is a HUGE Dodgers fan and hes having a party i think)
Anyway apparently the game is so good and theyre having a good time so she's going to stay until the game ends and potentially an after party.
Either way, looks like I get to have a few more brews! Go Dodgers!

>>151574423
benchod

>>151574439
Basically the same thing. But that's even worse

>>151574447
to the slums of mumbai where you belong

>>151574464
are you shittin' me?

50 second commercial
20 second gameplay
90 second commercial

>>151574368
She's a cewb. A rare mix I'm sure.

>>151574304
DNA test results

>>151574476
but enough about the NFL

nu baarance
we got now

>>151574464
>page 1
>haven't hit bump limit yet

Will they bring Dominguez back out? He barely managed to get through that nightmare.

>>151574444
checked

>>151574465
They're running a train on her.

Watching this man go through twink death in just a few years is so depressing

>everyone is brown ITT and anyone who says they're white is brown as well, brownoids seething because they're browner than brown also brown

I remember when /mlb/ used to be fun. This shits just sad now.

>>151574465
anon...

/NU/

>>151573597
>>151573597
>>151573597

>>151574387
Canada invented poutine and tapping trees for maple syrup your county's fucking lame and you don't know ball you probably just started watching last week

>>151574514
i did this and i'm glad i did
browns must learn their place

>>151574514
the hack scared off the regulars and it's just /int/ trash and spammers now.

>>151574502
>cut his hair
>gained 10 pounds
>twink death
this is why everyone hates tops

Should have taken snell out

>>151574502
i never knew he was asian until this year

>>151574514
Everyone on 4chan is brown this shouldn't surprise you.

>>151574402
>this aryan speciman is doing everything he can to fight back the foreign hordes (posting on X on the daily)

>>151574540
You love tops. You need us

>>151574544
hapa

>>151574543
kek, for whom?
Trienen in the 5th???

>>151574538
if only the ones who remained learned to ignore it, it would have left but they always took the bait

>>151574185
Yeah, because the poos are busy with cricket and have no athletic ability.
If this was a housing auction in the Toronto suburbs, we'd get the stink