Thread 151586562

So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can blame Maresca, we can blame the defence, we can blame Boehly, we can blame the transfer market, we can praise Sunderland's effort, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks. Sacking Lampard, Tuchel, Potter and Pochettino, Lampard again, then hiring Pep Guardiola Jr isn't the solution to our problems.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in the bald fraud and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the winter. £1b on frauds is not enough. We need to spend another £1b on blacker more fraudulent players, especially from Brighton and the Portuguese league. Otherwise, I'm not very optimistic about this season, or our chances in finishing in the top four for that matter. Not playing like this. We might not even make top 10 and we're dropping points like madness. I know we have no fans, but I will still ask the ether: what do you think, /chug/? Boehly #IN or #OUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
https://www.instagram.com/rentboy/
https://www.theshedend.com/
https://twitter.com/ChelseaIndia
https://jlingz.com
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/

Chelsea are fucking shit. The Spurs of London.

>>151586562 (OP)
Sunderland dill i die!
Lets all laugh at chelshit!
HAHAHAHA

The bigger team won

clearly need more signing

marescer ahhht

World champions of what?

H'way the lads!!!!

how much more will >we need to spend to compete against fucking arsenal of all teams

can't stop laughing
...AT the rentboys!

>>151587443
>Chalobah

>>151587443
>Chelshit
Embarrassing. Glad to see Sunderland doing so well though, only hope they can keep it up.

>>151586598
Both those clubs have won trophies.

However, the faggot OP's club, Arsenal, have won fuck all and will always be trophyless losers.

>>151587715
Assuming they don't get picked clean at the Christmas transfer window they should be fine/

Rentboys are LOSING THEIR MINDS and reporting every post about Chelsea for transphobia!

>>151587443
>they just stand there for 5 seconds doing fuck all

SMALL CLUB FROM FULHAM
YOU'RE JUST A SMALL CLUB FROM FULHAM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH TRUMP SAVE ME

whats this thread all about then

What!!!!!!!

>>151588409
literally six seconds from post up to pass, insanely bad defending LMAO

>>151586562 (OP)
Irrelevant forced team

Notice how everyone who dislikes Chelsea ITT has nothing to do on a Saturday and is girlfriend-less :(

>>151601234
i like Chelsea but have no GF :(

>>151601630
You will be blessed someday soon, my brother :)

Patriots are in control. Trust the plan.

>>151602324
thanks, hope you have a good weekend :)

wtf!!!