Thread 151765342

KO 2PM UK

WEST HAM: Areola; Wan-Bissaka, Todibo, Kilman, Diouf; Potts, Fernandes, Paqueta; Bowen (c), Summerville; Wilson.
>Subs: Hermansen, Walker-Peters, Julio, Guilherme, Rodriguez, Magassa, Soucek, Irving, Mayers.

NEWCASTLE: Pope; Krafth, Botman, Thiaw, Burn; Guimaraes (c), Tonali, Joelinton; Murphy, Gordon; Woltemade.
>Subs: Ramsdale, Hall, Schar, Barnes, Osula, Elanga, Willock, Ramsey, Miley.

>>151765342 (OP)
Anime
And Woltemade showing Wirtz how its done

>>151765342 (OP)
>Callum Wilson
>In the year of our lord and saviour 2025
Yeah spam are going down

What a great match for a "super" Sunday. Why couldn't one of the big teams' 3pm games last night be on today instead? Yawn.

back again to watch west ham be further humiliated

>>151765778
I think going to pic related might be a better use of your time than whining about football matches on here.

Usually don't bother with irrelevant 14 slop but lets see what these rotters can conjure up

>>151765842
see
>>151765818

Looks like a lot of empty seats

TROLLPOST

>>151765862
We should arrange an /epl/ meet up and watch a match

Norwich fan here, always knew Jacob was the better Murphy twin

>>151765871
sounds good

>>151765423
We are anime united after all

That was awful defending from Diouf.

Why doesn't Howe play the Irish dynamo O'Sula?

>>151765342 (OP)
This is so much better than most of the top 6 slogfests we have to endure every weekend

Fucking state of Gordon

this game is on slomo

No era

This won't get given. It's the exact same thing as Gyokores against Newcastle that he didn't get either

Era penal

I love how much VAR slows the game down, love a 90 minute match lasting 4 fucking hours

no pen

>>151765949
>against Newcastle that he didn't get either
Saudi-owned Newcastle yeah? What's the correlation here

>>151765955
they need time to contact online casinos, please understand

Is every ref more jacked this season or am I imagining it?

RIGGED

at least it's consistent for once

>Go for a piss
>Come back
>1-0
WTF. Lads?! What the FUCK happened!?!?!

>>151765993
west ham defending like virgil van twerk

On the bright side, at least West Ham may avoid Millwall next season.

mandatory "bowen is wasted at wet sham" post

>>151766035
>west ham get relegated the same season millwall get promoted
would be hilarious

If Bowen doesn't put in a transfer request during this season, then he deserves to achieve nothing in his career

>>151766058
Danny Dyer will break his legs if he tries to leave

>>151766074
Danny Dyer will suck his cock

he's a crossdressing homo

Never forget when bongs ruined Paquetás career because of a supposed betting scheme they could never prove
First Massa and now this
I'm glad the indians, pakistanis and nigerians will do some justice

>Bummerville
Fucking kek

>>151766109
Anybody that has a goatee deserves the worst in life

It's a pitty that this Newcastle midfield is surrounded by shitters. If you're super rich you need to recruit at least 5 or 6 players that are capable of at least 15 goals+assists per season. How is that hard

>>151766109
true and they never investigate the refs lmao

>>151766109
Why are you pointing at me?

fook me what a shot

BLOOTER

dope

TODAY WE FIGHT BACK

fucking hell newcastle are shite

My friend lost his clean sheet bonuses on FPL thanks Pope :)

mad that Newcastle let Callum Wilson go to a typically-midtable rival

>>151766109
um no it was milan who ruined his career, dybala, leao, vlahovic they will all meat or have already met the same seria ass fate

>>151766210
They are absolute shite away from SJP

Class from Linton, no idea why Tuchel doesn't pick him

>>151766109
>Massa
come off it

https://youtu.be/J-B16DzAhkU

>LOSING TO NUNO'S WET SPAM
HOLY FUCKING WEW

OWEN GAUUUUUUUL

bottom

Newcastle what a bunch of losers

>>151766268 (You)

>giving a team 3 points in the table because they're leading at halftime
tin pot sport

why do they celebrate an own goal as if they scored it lol

>even if west ham win they're still 3 points from 17th
kek fucking hell

Genuine question, what do Brits (excluding Geordies) think of the Newcastle project? I watch the prem because I like the sport but I don't have a team I would say I "support" per say(I do have biases) and from that kind of semi neutral outsider perspective I can not think of anything worse than a "Big Seven'

>>151766359
>Why does a team celebrate a goal?

>>151766375
Wtf is the "Big Seven"? Are you trying to refer to the God Six?

>>151766375
I hope they can spend some money soon to build a squad for multiple comeptitions like aresnal then push for european places

>>151766378
its an own goal you stupid fuck

>>151766375
I think it's funny because it makes united, Liverpool and arsenal customers seethe. Ambivalent about Newcastle as a club

>>151766422
do you want them to apologize?

>>151766434
no but they hugged each other as if they scored it themselves

>>151766359
Is this ragebait?

>>151766375
"Big Seven" will never be a thing.

>>151766422
You'd better get in contact with someone in the stadium because they're claiming it's a legitimate goal

>>151766159
Owners got banned from spending their own money because then Liverpool and United won't win as much which would be a disaster for the sport

>>151766375
Newcastle fans and people like Alan Shearer actually believe that they're a big club, but they're not. They've always been a mid-table club at best, like Spurs & Villa

Even with arab money, they're going no-where under Eddie Howe, he just doesn't have it. They're best chance of doing something was Isak, so unless they sign 7-8 better players and get a winning Manager, they'll stay where they are.

>>151766456
im not denying it im simply stating that they celebrate an outcome they didnt achieve by their own merit
its as if im celebrating a hole in one if a dog takes the ball in its mouth and walks it to the hole after my first swing

>Score says 2-1
WTF are they playing at? That second "goal" was an own goal it shouldn't have stood.

>>151766489
>they're
Esl pooheet liverpool plastic confirmed lmao

>>151766517
you sound like one of my girlfriends

>>151766536
very bizarre post

>>151766489
>they're going no-where under Eddie Howe, he just doesn't have it.
He's earned them two CL qualifications and won a trophy.

>>151766550
Yet, Newcastle are currently 13th with 3 wins out of 10, scored 10, let in 10 and getting beat by West Ham

Cammon the hammers

Love Eddie and what he's done, forever a legend, but until he starts setting us up to win away against teams we should really beat, he'll always be great and not elite. If we are going to win more honours, we need set up and play like it.

>>151766591
>us
>we
>we
What part of Saudi Arabia u from m8?

what happened to that cat kicking player

>>151766601
The BBC livetext page.

>>151766629
Hopefully he went back to bongoland and was lynched

>>151766629
Kurt Zouma? Now playing for CFR Cluj in Romania. Only 31 as well.

>>151766647
id rather be a free agent

nuno brining on soucek to score 2 OGs

Why the fuck did their retarded coach sub woltemade and gordon

to be fair he didnt actually kick his cat

>>151766688
Match fixing

>Linton
Never getting into the England squad with such ill discipline

>Top:
Gosforth, Jesmond, Heaton, Fenham, Whitley Bay, Tynemouth, Cullercoats

>Bottom:
Byker, Walker, Walkergate, Benwell, Elswick, West Denton, Pottery Bank

Geordies will understand

>>151766694
yeah he just lifted him with his leg i do that when they are about to fight with each other,

i know newcastle are shite but this is abysmal

>conceding to Freddie Potts
Fucking hell, does Eddie Meme want the sack

No era offside

>>151766747
They’ve become a cup team. Excellent midweek against Champions League and Carabao Cup opposition

Useless in the league. Will probably finish 11th-15th

>>151766779
Ah, the West Ham way

Woke nonsense that offside but rules are rules I guess

Imagine scoring the game winner only for it to be disallowed because a playstation 2 image says you're 1 nanometer ahead

Did they hold a minute silence for that train attack thing?

>>151766820
In fairness the lino did give it offside initially

rare bowen stinker and yet they're winning

>Murphy is your only good player
>Take him off
Memie Meme, memies and memetlemen

How does the Sheik team lose to Wet Spam?

>>151766735
exactly its just play

>>151766845
Game management from Eddie Meme has been complete shit

>>151766850
poocastle are only good on the counter attack

no creativity outside of bruno g and he's been shite

>>151766850
West Ham are a bigger club

>>151766873
lol

Fucking hell have Poocastle just given up in the last 20 minutes? Absolutely dire

bad bad play ffs

>>151766901
Can only assume Howe threw this to focus on Bilbao midweek.

When Wissa is fit they need to play him and Woltemade

+9/11

what is newcastles end game?

their squad is shit, they have shit 10 game periods but still crawl into the top

that won't work much longer.... whats the next move?

>>151766960
>Newcastle sell Isak to Liverpool, ends up crocked
>Brentford sell Wissa to Newcastle, ends up crocked

Now who sells who to Brenford and ends up crocked?

>>151766933
I don't get that mindset to be honest. Newcastle aren't going to win the fucking champions league. Is Howe just banking that during the second half of the season they can go on a run and do a late push for European places?

>>151766873
They did win the world cup in '66.

>>151766966
they need to just break FFP and take the points deduction/transfer ban

they can't get anybody top quality into the squad with their penny pinching

need to take a shit but its 5 more minutes

>>151767000
>they need to just break FFP and take the points deduction/transfer ban
Yes, because that worked for Forest and Everton.

>>151767024
what's the alternative?

arsenal got back up top by spending massive amounts of money

Souček has incredible peasant face. He would have been an incredible serf 1300 years ago

>>151767037
>Arsenal
That isn't even a worthwhile comparison.

>>151767024
>Yes, because that worked for Forest
It did?

>Time wasting against Sandcastle
Karma's a bitch

>>151767062
That was sarcasm. Forest were only saved by the bottom 3 that year (2023/24) being beyond dogshit.

this fucking pathetic display of time wasting by west ham

paqueta wasteman

need a webm of that comedic shove

kek

>Paqueta yellow
Nothing suspicious about that no sir

Wow Pope is fucking shite

Abysmal

Ohnonono

fucking bring in ramsdale next game. pope was shit

a goal a minute over extra time

>>151767106
He should be given a yellow at the start of every game for being a bitch

dire

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JUST END THE GAME

var for what

>>151767128
no match fixing must carry on

game finally ends at 99:28 fucking hell

4 minutes over extra time lol
nothing suspicious

A couple of inches and this game is a 4-1 which is a criminal performance from Newcastle

Westernerchads we stay winning

>12 points from 10 games
How long til Eddie Meme gets the hacksaw treatment?

shearer looking like a slapped arse

>>151767172
Even Sunderland are above them in the table.

>>151765342 (OP)
god bless the hammers