Thread 151890080

Why are they allowed to have 3 nfl teams?

>>151890080 (OP)
I agree, they need 4. The gulfcoast area (naples/ft myers/puntagorda) should get a team.
Thanks for bringing this to my attention.

3rd largest state but also the best state at actually producing nfl players if you want to go down that route

I can drive from Naples to St. Petersburg in two hours when it takes over thirty for Europeans. What's wrong with them?

>>151890080 (OP)
no pro/rel

So why are the Jags in Jacksonville and not in Tallahassee?

>>151890516
I think I answered my own question
>In 2024, the estimated population was 205,089, [5] making it the eighth-most populous city in the state of Florida

>>151890080 (OP)
Florida is wildly different throughout the state. Those three cities plus Orlando are nothing alike.

>>151890570
And the cities are completely different than actual Florida. The woods and swamps and small towns of FL are great, the cities are... well, cities.
I agree with you and OP and am now requesting 5 teams in florida instead of 4 I originally wanted.

>>151890200
They’re pussies who drive below the /sp/eed limit

>>151890200
kek you're alright anon, don't come to the generals tomorrow

>>151890200
top zozzle

>>151890080 (OP)
What happens in the top left corner of Florida?

>>151890768
true detective

>>151890200
>mfw when I can't even go to Melbourne by car

>>151890768
>Florida panhandle, south of Alabama,

>>151890768
The "Redneck Riviera", popular beach destination for southerners. Also Pensacola has an important base for naval aviation.

>>151890080 (OP)
Kill yourself, retard
>>151890646
Larping jawja/bama transplant driving a lifted truck in a gated community. Over 90% of the state lives in urban or suburban areas. Gun ownership rate is 41 out of 50. Florida is NOT mississippi as much as reddit troons love to act as if it's like that. You don't know anything about real Florida.
>>151890768
a whopping 4% of the state lives there. Mostly retired transplants from southern states/military bases + obese black wannabe gangsters.

>>151890080 (OP)
>Madrid is allowed to have 5 teams in La Liga top division (RM, Atletico, Getafe, Rayo Vallecano, Leganes).
>More if you count lower tiers (RM B Team, Fuenlabrada, Alarcon)

jax gonna be moved to london the first chance they get

>>151891094
>>151891394
Sounds soulful

>>151891394
hey northerner, no one asked about your fantasies. You will never be a floridian.

>>151890080 (OP)
Good weather, no state income tax

>>151890080 (OP)
It's mystery. Their stadiums are always half empty (or worse)

>>151891833
It's a bad spot for pro sports fandom (the baseball teams are way worse) but I can't think of a good cultural or demographic reason for it. Being old and being a chud should make you more likely to go to games, not less

>>151891963
It's humid and the sun is hot. I would only want to go to hockey games.

>>151891833
stadium was full for phins vs bills today and those northerners had to cry their way back home to shitty ass buffalo
KEK

>>151890768
Meth and college kids on Spring Break

>>151891720
So I nailed it. You're a transplant that moved to Florida while quietly hating the state and continuing to be a fan of the Braves and the Tide over actual FL teams.

Fuck off. You will never be a real Floridian. You will always be just a larping bugman who knows your actual homestate is a miserable shithole
>>151896467
meth isn't prevalent at all in Florida despite redditfaggots loving to call it out each time. It's far more prevalent in Western states while not being popular at all in FL (many other drugs are way more in use.)

So essentially, it's commiefornian, arizona, texcrement cucks projecting their own issues onto Florida.

We need a disney land team agreed

>>151897319
>y-you're
cry more northerner no one asked go larp on reddit.

>>151891731
instead you get fucked on property tax.

>>151890200
incredible post

>>151891963
Florida historically has been a retirement home for northerners. So the sports fans would bring their preferences from home. For a long time, the Yankees were more popular in Tampa than the Devil Rays both because the Yankees did their spring training in the area and because a LOT of Tampa's residents are New Yorkers.
the only Florida team to escape this fate was the Dolphins.

Florida is a motorsport state, is what it is.

>>151890200
Floridians really are the most powerful race. I kneel.

>>151897711
oh, and the Heat/Magic have pretty solid fanbases, too. probably because basketball is indoors so you get to sit in an air-conditioned arena.

>>151897711
This is why I don't think a lot of people understand that the Phins are FLORIDA's team. Was the first real sports team in the state and if you talk to older people that were born and raised it is always dolphins first, then the other teams.
Bucs and Jags fans get sideways looks from me and I've never lived in Miami kek

>>151890200
Metric hours.

>>151890080 (OP)
They really shouldn't have 3 teams, it should be Texas with 3 teams. Dolphins as Florida's AFC team and Bucs as Florida's NFC team was enough.

>>151897657
more blatantly statistically untrue bullshit that gets peddled by ledditfaggots
>>151897587
>cletus not even denying that he's a fan of out of state teams
As I said, you will never be a Floridian. Just another retarded larper pretending to be a rugged outdoorsman swampdweller when in reality you hate our state.
>>151897711
High school/college football is way bigger. absolutely nobody gives a fuck about nascar in comparison

>>151891468
Quite a few London clubs.

>>151897933
Would it really be too much trouble to redraw the line so Chelsea can annex the nearby area where Stamford Bridge is?

>>151897757
at least the Bucs have two super bowl notches on their belt. even in their home market, the Jags rank second to college teams (Gators/Bulldogs rivalry is a huge deal).

>>151897930
Daytona 500 is the most-attended sporting event in the state, and has been consistently for 60 years. has the highest TV ratings, too.

>>151897933
this is why American sports don't have promotion/relegation. it would mean Los Angeles and New York would have 10 teams each, and the rest of the country would be lucky to have 1.

>>151897985
Because the track has a capacity of over 100,000 and an ungodly amount of tourists from out of state flood in for the event? It's like claiming that nascar is bigger than football and daytona is bigger than the Superbowl because more people attend.

>>151898084
and why do you think they have so many grandstands? do you think it might be because the sport is popular enough that many people want to attend?
>tourists
and what do you call the fans of the away team in an NFL game? Are you seriously going to pretend the majority of NASCAR attendees are out-of-staters? I've been to both races at Daytona and the overwhelming majority of plates are Floridian.

>more people attend Daytona than the Super Bowl
1. that's not true
2. I included TV attendance in my post for a reason

>>151897930
>northerner is still larping
bro just go back to discord no one is buying it.
you've never even been in florida. you're just sad and brown.

>>151898236
The Indianapolis 500 has a capacity of 400,000.

You can't seriously pretend as if it's a bigger deal than the super bowl.

>>151898236
>and what do you call the fans of the away team in an NFL game?
There's a difference between fans of a city traveling to support that team versus every hillbilly across the country marking their calendars to make a pilgramage to Indy or Daytona. Nobody is sitting around the office at the water cooler talking about Austin Dillion.

>>151898354
I've posted facts and backed my shit up. You can't do that because you're a reddit troon desperately shilling the "Flurrdaman rednex so dumb we luv our meth XDDD" slop. You're a seething jawja cunt with a microdick raging over the fact that Florida is better than your George Floyd worshipping shithole

Kill yourself.

>>151898468
I never said anything about meth, you're confusing anons, you ran your mouth about me not being from florida when it is clear you're a reddit larper who has never been in the state. You wouldn't last a second in the swamps let alone in humidity you short brown bitch.

>>151898400
>it's simultaneously the most-attended and least-popular sport
what an absurd doublethink you're exhibiting

Florida needs 5 NFL teams and 3 MLB teams and 3 Hockey teams. This thread has convinced me. I expect the league to create the Gulfcoast Confederates and Orlando Mousers to be active by the 2026 season thank you.

>>151898601
You've been here larping as a Floridian while also insulting the state and making up complete bullshit about it. I'm a multi-generational Floridian, you on the other hand are a retarded transplant that thinks slapping a Salt Life sticker on your pristine fancy truck will fool anyone. Get the fuck out of my state and fuck off back to Atlanta which is where you really wish you could be anyway, Tyrone.

>>151898723
There is not one post in this thread in which I insulted florida, You are a multi generational indian, stop larping.
>salt life
Yeah i know you got tons of that shit back home in whatever northerner brown hellhole you live in. You made that clear little bro. No one cares.

>>151898631
Most attended because there's a gigantic venue for it that holds an annual event famous nationwide and that attracts people from all over the country. Nobody is a fan of it the same way they are of football, where people are following players and teams at the grassroots level.

It's not that hard to figure out if you actually live in reality.

>>151898753
lmao you're the one out here pretending you live in the swamp when everyone here knows you don't. Add another FLO-GROWN bumper sticker, maybe that will help you cope.

Each and every one of your new posts further outs who you know absolutely nothing about the state other than whatever goofy crap you've gleaned from leddit/discord/chatgpt. Because you will never be a real Floridian. You're a slave-descendant alabama bitch and you always will be, jamal.

WOAAHH THE HUMIDITY MANNN I'M SO SCARED! Next you'll tell me hurricanes are so scary. Give me a fucking break you complete faggot

>>151898783
>tons of people watch it
>but nobody likes it
lol

florida is gay I heard

>>151898935
damn this northerner is still seething about shit he has no idea about
amazing
>>151899003
whoa careful, larper above will jump on you, he's full on gooning over his gimmick right now.

>>151899069
You're a low IQ southerner and not a Floridian. And you're still seething about it, Quantavious.

>>151890080 (OP)
>Why are they allowed to have 3 nfl teams?
https://youtu.be/rzO5XzDUvZk
https://youtu.be/CkgeygdJ7UU?t=308

>>151899120
>y-you're a southerner but not the kind you say! also you have a brown name now! see I took what you said and did it back! HAHA!
Now say I'm from reddit again, discordtranny. You forgot that one. Stay inside this winter I know it gets mighty cold for you northerners.

>>151899000
It's not like North Carolina where almost all the drivers are from there and where the established pro teams are almost all unsuccessful. There isn't a single current nascar driver more known or more popular than any of the FL NFL QBs

>>151890080 (OP)
Same reason Texas has two. Big state, high populated cites, more teams... It's the sucky reality but we have to put up with it.

>>151890768
Servals have such big ears hehe, and to answer your question, it's literally meth-head land mixed with Alabama's inbreds who cross the state lines.

>>151899217
I agree, Texas needs 3 NFL teams, Florida 5. I'm glad this thread was posted I'm fully convinced.

>>151897319
Florida literally gives you AIDS and it's full of nogs and Caribbean spics...Cubans, Dominicans and Puerto Ricans to be exact. You're no different that those who live in the Deep South, don't act so special.

Our beaches in Hawaii are nicer.

>>151899269
Surprised San Antonio doesn't have one when it's just as big as Dallas.

>>151899192
You're so retarded it's actually impressive.

Again, I think you really would be a lot happier if you were just honest with yourself and moved back to Atlanta where you can enjoy all the gospel music and George Floyd monuments to your liking. We don't do any of that here in Florida, which is why I imagine you're so fixated on trying to LARP and pretend the state is something that it isn't.

>>151898601
Pay Fagida man no mind. Sooner or later the next hurricane will wipe his shitty state good bye.

>>151899289
brown diabetic polynesian hands typed this post

>>151899328
>florida
>white
>proud of the green text in pic related

Florida """people""" really are strange.

>>151899357
Florida isn't like Jew York/Jersey where they were ravaged by a mere Cat 1. Or the Carolinas or Lousiana where their thirdworld redneck infrastructure wiped off entire communities.

Your cope is the same laughable bullshit that seething troon redditors cling to. They see a storm hyped up by the fake news media, deathtoll from Haiti shantytowns is in the millions and everything in rubble (neglecting the fact that it was like that before the storm but anyway), then it passes FL and nothing ever happens except maybe a geriatric slips off their ladder or has a heart attack which could have killed him on any other day.

>>151899361
>ur-ur BROWN!!11

Oh the IRONY. Why are those brown diabetic "people" prevalent in your shitty state that you place so high on a pedestal?

>>151899212
Dale Earnhardt is a household name, far more than any QB current or historical.

>>151899314
True.
>>151899357
>>151899436
He's a brown northerner though. He's done this larp before and got exposed. The guy has never stepped foot in the state. Look at the projection just above your post and in reply to your post.
He can't help it. I'm just a woodsman and hate northerners, people like him can't fucking stand it kek

>>151899314
San Hambonio is in the same TV market as Austin, and UT has a deal with the NFL that says there will never be a team in the same market as the Longhorns.

>>151899426
Yes but your shithole state was raped by Milton, a Category 3 storm which resulted in billions of dollars in damages. But keep up the meth-infused copium Cleetus.

>>151899391
Where are you in this pic? Am I supposed to be impressed by that turnout?
Now post the parades in Commiefornia, or Austin, or Massivejewshits. You dysgenic cum slurping cunt.
>>151899436
>posts a tourist area filled with...out of state tourists, almost certainly from the days of Spirit Airlines promoting every Atlanta hoodrat spend their stimmy gibs to go to FL
Kek, no local is walking around London with a shirt that says "London."

>>151899461
>and UT has a deal with the NFL that says there will never be a team in the same market as the Longhorns
I've lived here all my life and never heard such a thing. You made that up.

Lol cleetus got b&d

That being said, Florida is a shitty state

>>151899604
A shitty state that is about to have 5 nfl teams. 6 if you keep talkin shit.

>>151899451
>He's a brown northerner though.
Wrong, I'm a Floridian. Not brown, not a northerner, not a southerner like (you).
>He's done this larp before and got exposed
When? There's an archive. Prove it. Oh wait, you can't because you're full of shit.
>The guy has never stepped foot in the state
I'm literally in it right now. It's funny you were saying "You better watch out for the winter since it's going to be cold!" when the local weather reports have a cold front happening right now. But you wouldn't know that since you're not actually from Florida. You're a neckbeard larper.
>I'm just a woodsman
No you're not. You're a turbofaggot transplant that hates Florida, hates Floridians, and wishes that this state was Mississippi.
>hate northerners
except to us Floridians, you are the northerner, you braindead hick. Get the fuck out of my state.
>>151899443
Not in Florida he isn't.

>>151899473
Kek where did you hear that? Milton was a nothingburger. I was literally in the stormpath when it passed and literally had zero issues, I kept shitposting and playing vidya the whole time. Pretty much all the streets and businesses were open the next morning. It was "such a deadly storm" that some homeless guy went viral for riding it out on his shitty boat and clueless redditors like you were swearing it was physically impossible to survive the storm. Of course he was completely fine.

But keep desperately praying to your troon storm god that hurricanes are such a big deal to Floridians.

>>151899443
peak delusion

>>151899633
>>151899626
you're not even trying to argue in good faith, then.

>>151899658
>Dale Earnhardt is bigger than ANY QB current or historical
And I'm the one arguing in bad faith? Unless you live in North Carolina there's no way you can actually believe that.

What next? Danica Patrick > Patrick Mahomes?

>>151899688
Dale Earnhardt has been dead for 25 years and his mercy STILL sells. name one (1) QB with that level of staying power

>>151899604
I wonder who could be behind this post?

>>151899626
>hurricane is not a big deal guys
>omg please save us our insurance companies won’t cover the destruction

Ok Cletus McMuttshart. Florida is still just another shitty extension to an already shitty region of the U.S. full of hicks, spics, and browns

>>151899710
Nice selfie. Very common specimen at the Miami pozz parade.

>>151899626
You ok brownbro?

>>151899717
>>omg please save us our insurance companies won’t cover the destruction
Who ever said this? Not us

Meanwhile for years there was obese Chris Christie begging the nation for donations for new joizey's hurricane sandy (not even a cat 5)
>>151899730
We both know that's more like what you would see at a Dallas Cowgirls tailgate, Bills keyboard reddit mafia get-together, or at a Bombston Celtics fan fest.

>>151899707
Again, maybe it's different in the Carolinas where your options are I guess either Cam Newton or Jake Delhomme. But in nearly every other NFL market it would be easy to name long gone QBs still selling jerseys.

>>151899799
you're definitely trolling, understood

>>151899762
>We both know that's more like what you would see at a Dallas Cowgirls tailgate
Doesn’t matter. The entire US is a fag nation and Florida is no exception. The fact that you are denying Florida is fag-free by masking it with your military-grade copium is hilarious.

>>151899829
>muh Dale is bigger than Tom Brady and Michael Jordan...because he just is okay!
Yeah, you're trolling

>>151899847
>>151899717
>he posts this, all under a US flag
4'11 goblino mexcrement CHIcano shitter confirmed.

Seethe more about how the US is better than you at a sport we don't even really care about

>>151899391
I stand with the faggiest Floridano against anybody from Georgia or Bama, simple as

Florida officially needs 6 NFL teams now. Keep it up buckos.

>>151899859
>a guy people stopped caring about the instant he retired and an entirely separate sport
lol

>>151890200
eurosissies been real quiet since this question was brought up...

>>151899922
checked and kek'd they don't have a response there is nothing they can say

>>151899892
nice false flag

btw the faggiest floridian is still not generationally buckbroken like the straightest pro athlete from atlanta or birmingham. pic related

>>151899969
Agreed, but my flag flies true for Florida.

>>151899887
Hate to break it to you fellow Amerimuttshart but I’m as American as apple pie, not like that’s anything to boast about. But I don’t lie to myself thinking the U.S. isn’t gay when (((they))) legalized same sex marriages in all 50 states a decade ago and how (((they))) are pushing pozzed shit into everyone’s faces. You can continue to cope, just like how you can continue to cope about Fagida being this paradise when it’s just yet another shitty Deep South state with mystery meat mutts like the other Deep South states dashed with AIDS.

>>151900027
I'm afraid we're all gay Italians who love the Yankees here

>>151890080 (OP)
The bigger question is why does Texas only have two when it's got a higher population than Florida and New York?
>muh cowboys
Haven't done shit in 30 years. In fact the Texans have made it about as far in the playoffs as the cowboys have since then.

>>151900080
Keep up anon we already decided: Texas gets 3 nfl teams with a possible future 4th and florida get 6 because the thread pushed it too far.

>>151900080
Move the Titans to San Antonio and bring back the Oilers branding

>>151890200
Basiert und Autobahn-pilled. Floridians are honorary Aryans

>>151897930
Don't New Jersey and Illinois also have state income taxes? How the fuck can they tax your income AND justify having sky-high property taxes?

>>151900080
I've heard that Jerry basically runs the state from an NFL perspective and he doesn't want the Cowboys to have serious in-state competition. He had to be dragged kicking and screaming to approve the Texans.

/FFL/ when? Just give every Florida town with over 30k people a team and enjoy the Evropean sports experience
>tfw SpVgg Springhill has no chance ever lifting a trophy but you dont care because you you btfo those sisterfuckers from Lakeland last sunday and theyre still seething (they beat you in the match before)

>>151890516
Jacksonville is way more populated than Tallahassee. In the US, state capitals are often not the largest city in the state.

>>151900364
Based I told those faggots from Hollywood they might as well be in california because its over for them and their Hollywood Hookers

wtf is this thread?

>>151900429
Dude was seething about florida having 3 nfl teams and I agree, florida should have at least 5.

>>151900405
Im a Satasota chad and I say
>FUCK Sebring
>FUCK Bradenton
>FUCK Tampa
But most of all
>FFFFUUUUUCCCKKK Caloosahatchee faggots and their retarded shithome village goddamn peasant nigga crackwhore abomination mongos

>>151900612
You sound like you're from yankeetown (its a real place kek)

>>151900612
>>FUCK Sebring
Respect the bumps.

>>151900642
Well judging by my 'cep Im from Gainesville

>>151890200
Europeeons have NO response to this

>>151900686
They have been avoiding the thread ever since the trvke hit.

>>151900686
Why should driving 240km/150mi take 30 hours?

>>151900704
Delete this shit nephew

>>151890080 (OP)
Why was California allowed 4 before the Raiders left for Vegas?
If you say because they have a large population, well Floridia definitely does too

>>151900727
The only thing California deserves is a nuclear holocaust (after all their teams have relocated to Florida)

>>151900727
California deserves 7 teams
>San Francisco 49ers
>Oakland Raiders
>A team in Sacramento
>Los Angeles Rams
>A second team in LA
>A team in Anaheim
>San Diego Chargers

>>151900819
Kindly consider >>151900754

>>151890080 (OP)
>west palm beach
>is in east

>>151900861
The palm is in the West though

>>151900861
another common L for Spurdos

>>151900892
>>151900893
It's literally the most eastern part of Florida

>>151901009
So youre saying the only place a palm could stand is west

>>151901028
No, but they could switch the name with St. Petersburg. Then WEST Palm Beach would be in the west. And St. Petersburg..

>>151901055
Ok anon but if the town is situated on the very west, the palm will stand in the east relative to the town.

>>151901074
I don't know why you're so fixated about palm trees. I mean they are nice, but they have nothing to do with this

It's a real estate scam started in the 1920s that gained massive traction at an unstoppable rate in the 40s-50s and never stopped due to the post WW2 boom and the invention of affordable air-conditioning.

Now 20 million Americans live in what's effectively an uninsurable swamp that'll be battered by hurricanes for the end of time.

However due to this massive population growth it qualifies as one of the largest markets in the USA and all the leagues were looking at Florida when they went to expand since the 60s gaining critical mass in the 90s.

It's also where the largest concentration of fraud and abuse takes place in about every industry preying on geriatrics.

>>151901083
Problem is, while calling it West Palm Beach at the eastern coast of Florida sounds funny, calling it East Palm Beach would be plain wrong, as it's west of Palm Beach.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palm_Beach,_Florida
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Palm_Beach,_Florida

But you knew that, didn't you.

>>151901083
The west/east CLEARLY relates to the palm tree, not the overall location. So west palm beach is a beach with a palm tree in the west, NOT a Western beach with palm trees

>>151901102
Florida's just kind of a weird state. It's got weird vibes. "Florida Man" is a meme for a reason.

>>151897933
If I was born in the UK I could have been a footballer

>>151890080 (OP)
Because we're the chad state pussy. Flip it sideways and it even looks like a dick with some pussy juice leaking off the head. Pray we don't get yet another team, bitch.

>>151890200
Yuropoors SEETHING

Orlando still needs a team

>>151906526
Orlando needs a nuke just like miami and tampa.
Florida does need more NFL teams though it is true.

>>151906539
brown hands typed this post

>>151906539
>Nudges the nuke coordinates a little northwest to all the boomers
Ahhh, much better

>>151897959
maybe chelsea shouldn't call themselves "Chelsea" when they play in Fulham

>>151891687
It kind of sucks, actually. It sounds like humble bragging, but you actually can get tired of seeing titties, especially when it comes at the cost of everything taking for fucking ever because of all the traffic. Add in all the meth, and the trailer trash that makes it, and you end up with a dead zone where stocking the shelves at Wal-Mart is a career to people.
>t. lived in Panama City for 9 years

>>151906994
the only browns in florida live in jax, miami, orlando, tampa.
your post makes no sense senior

>>151907301
wrong, the Panhandle is the blackest part of Florida and they're all transplants from atlanta

>>151890200
Yurop BTFO once again holy shit

>>151890200
youre a peeins btfo

>>151900819
That's both kino and horrible at the same time
Just give Commiefornia its own football league at that point

>>151890080 (OP)
because tagliabue fucked over the city of baltimore to try and force them to become redskins fans and gave the team to jacksonville