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>>151907954 (OP)
>sleepy sho

Fuck canada

>>151907989
tacos la cañada

>>151907954 (OP)
Dodgers

Fuck canada

don't want to sound elitist, but the best way to experience a Dodger game is in a suite. you get 3 trays of food, usually hot dogs, hotwings, and some other dogshit. you also get a fridge full of beer and drinks + a desert cart comes by later in the game. oh yea, you can also cater food to the room.

yea... it's pretty nice

The best closer in baseball has been indicted for gambling on games!

'stros

Fuck doyers

>>151908034
Wassup foo

Why does my country have the worst posters ever? Is being a retard a competitive sport here?

>>151908016
I would need a guarantee of getting laid before I'd pony up for that, regardless of how comfy it might be.

>>151908052
it's that faggot using a vpn

>>151908060
the goal is have a boss that only uses the suite a few times a year for business meetings kek. the rest of the time, he raffles them off to the company.

>>151908016
>you get 3 trays of food, usually hot dogs, hotwings, and some other dogshit.
that's just how most suites work though. when i got to go to a chadres game in a suite, i think we had sliders, pizza, salads, sushi, and wings with a fridge full of beer and hard seltzers. there was also a table with bags of chips and pretzels.

>>151908100
Is that Emiru?

>>151908089
yeah, that's pretty much how everyone I've known got to experience watching a game in a suite.

Drake Baldwin is your NL ROY! Congratulations Drake, well deserved!

>>151908114
yeah, she threw out the first pitch for the NIKKE theme game

>>151908100
he said "the best way to experience a dodger game"

future dodger steven kwan

>>151908169
acting like the way the suites at dodger stadium are unique to dodger stadium was the reason i replied. he's just describing the general suite experience, which i will agree is nice when you're able to experience one

>>151908052
Deport that venezolANO already. Also, Yankees.

why does ohtani get to gamble on baseball but the dominicans dont

>>151908204
ohtani doesn't send sad puppy dog gifs to his accomplice

>>151908192
I don't think any of his wording suggested that and you sound mad.

rockies

>>151908230
are gonna ding 'em next year

Stove status?

Nick Kurtz is your 2025 American League Jackie Robinson Rookie of the Year!

GAME 7

>>151908249
Scherzer is being linked to discussions with the Giants and Framber Valdez is at GM meetings. Still no real signings have been made though so the stove is still preheating

>>151900266
>>151908027
nosebleeds straight behind home plate are weirdly kino. granted i haven't sat there since the seats were like $12. as you fan out from there and get further down the line it's dogshit, but that's honestly every park. down the line on the second level is cool though. ideal for me is mid to top of field level, anywhere between halfway to third and halfway to first. the pavillions are hell at dodger stadium, but standing room only in the shade might be fun. will have to try it sometime.

I feel like the Cubs are punished because their team is white. We've seen how MLB favors undesirables like the Dodgers and Braves

the cubs stink!

>>151908293
they're stuck playing the juggernaut brewers every year, it's not fair.

>>151908152
no one in my country knows who this is. why didn't that big milwuakee bastard who pitched in the all-star game win?

the cubs chink!

>>151908330
I drive an italian sports car lol

Dodgers

leaving for a bit. don't start acting womanly OK, /mlb/?

>>151908249
icy. the gms are all drinking and playing blackjack and eating steak and having sex with trannies in vegas. no deals happening until they've sobered up and consulted the nerds and owners.

>>151908394
Why do you need to announce that you’re leaving? Are you here all day or something? We’re not your friends, you weird faggot

>>151908357
Casalini M14 isn't technically a sports car

>>151908256
nick "i really should go with nicolaus or nico because an announcer is going to get fired over this" kurtz

Hi guys I’m gonna go eat din-din but I’ll be right back! Don’t act any different or I’ll know *blows kiss*

>>151908431
lol, still asshurt you didn't get an invite to the meetup?

Hey guys, when those two fags come back to the thread I say we all jump them and kick their asses.

Well balls.

Nah, Drake absolutely deserved it. Bummed it wasn’t Cade but it’s not like it was highway robbery or something.

Now which Brave that I’ve never heard of is gonna win RotY in 2026 bc it feels like they just keep doing it

>>151908452
*catches your kiss and puts it in my pocket to save for later* :)

i left my funny ohtani image in the other thread, i have to go get it real quick, someone cover for me while i'm gone!

hey fellas i have to use the bathroom and grab a bite to eat, don't go anywhere!

>>151908493
Roty is cool in the moment but not anything anyone really remembers

NL Roki of the Year :)

Yeah I’ve kind of self appointed myself as leader here. Nobody makes a post without my approval. You post something I don’t like? There’s going to be consequences.

>>151908557
fuck my ass

>>151908557
That's it, YER OUTTA HERE

>>151908557
You’re not the king and that’s all I’m gonna say

>>151908557
Please fuck my ass

/mlb/ is a sovcit general

Craig Stammen Finna going to cook next season. I don't think he'll be senile and retarded as Mike Shildt/Bomel was. I hope he takes us to the promise land.

From now on, no posting about the cubs until they make a move this offseason

>>151908493
Drake deserves a baseball bat to the back of his head and if you can’t tell that there’s institutional bias against the cubs then you’re literally blind.

Dodgers

>>151908557
you think you're the king?

>>151908576
You’re LUCKY I’m not the king. Never forget that..

poodrepoopoos

Kek

>>151908605
he's already being dealt a better hand with Victor Rodriguez gone. Imagine we get Popkins as our new hitting coach.

/ourguy/ Nick won ROTY

>>151908529
>looks at the roty wikipedia
idk man, lots of great careers there. but sure, i guess the hardware itself doesn't matter all that much

>>151908557
i wish you would run a tighter ship. a lot of sloppy lazy posters itt.

>>151909041
future yankee if i've ever seen one

>>151908493
This is the most obvious falseflag. There's no Cubs fan that actually thinks this. Whoever is paying you to do this, give me their name and this all goes away. Fucking bot shill

>>151909130
Many are saying this.

>>151909193
he hits free agency the same year judge has his first grandchild, it just makes logical sense

>>151909044
that's fair, and I know it's cool for the players and fans of teams to receive those acknowledgements. I'm just less and less a fan of the awards season and ASG now in general. Besides shitposting, which is legit, arguing about who's most deserving for an award or who gets to start or be included in a game is tedious to me. I am probably overly preoccupied with the draft; injury status of players and roster moves though.

>>151909044
>lots of great careers there
A lot of nobodies too. The sooner you bring up someone winning ROTY as a career accolade, the worse their career was.

Gayde Whoreton lmao

>>151909266
And we're also overdue for another addition to the Yankletics canon. Rickey, Reggie, Hunter, Swisher, Giambi, etc.

>>151908493
>>151909136
samefag

Every year for the last 5 years
>Duhhhh nobody wants Tatis, that PED popping cheater!!! Overrated!!!!
>Huh, it's the offseason, GUYS WE NEED TO TRY AND SELL OUR FARM AND TRADE FOR TATIS EVEN THOUGH HE HAS A NO TRADE CLAUSE AND THE PADRES HAVE NO INTEREST IN DOING SO, PLEASE EVERYONE REPORT THAT THEY WILL SEND HIM TO MY TEAM
I swear this happens literally every offseason. And it's always East Coast shitters doing this, why are they all so braindead? Even worse is the retarded packages they suggest like "yeah uhhh, da jankees #29 prospect and Volpe should be enough right guys???? Actually, that's an overpay, the Padres should throw in their number 1 prospect too to keep it fair." Best part is, you can replace Tatis with any other team's best player and everything in my post would still apply with how East Coast fans act about other teams

>>151909789
the ship ended when they left oakland. i'm sorry no one told you!

Fuck canada

wtf. tatis looks good in dodger blue

Stovebros, The Freeze is a free agent

>>151909965
literally NO ONE is saying any of that

>>151909965
yeah, the padres are selling a lot of fucking tickets and tatis/machado are basically their new tony gwynns. hard to see them trading either player even if it makes logical sense

>>151910052
that guy has to be pushing 70 by now. is he getting a head start over the fans yet?

>>151910062
Bob Nightengale for the last 5 years has gone "Yeah, the Padres are ready to move on from Tatis, his contract is too big and they need more payroll" and east coasties always come out of the woodwork to go "SEND HIM TO THE REDSOX/YANKEES PLEASE THIS IS THE PLAYER YOU GIVE AWAY OUR 27 YEAR OLD AA PLAYER FOR(he's our #17 top prospect) GET IT DONE CASHMAN"

>>151910052
honestly, hiring a fat fuck and squeezing him into that suit would be good for social media. i'd apply, but i make too much money on unemployment

>>151910052
Maybe he’s going to win MVP. Hell if Drake Baldwin can win NL ROY anything is possible.

>>151910062
i did see a hot stove preview with tatis jr. listed. might have been that usa today article

>>151910153
Kek, this!

>>151910153
Lmao this. Good one anon

Drake Baldwin had more WAR than Cade Horton thoughever

one of the writers voted for Shaw over Horton lol

Happy that Drake won and America won!

>>151910161
I thought it was a decent food for thought article
>>151910122
you shouldn't read what the retards think if it's just going to piss you off. there's plenty of legit reasons already to be angry.

MLB is trying to become the NBA. Performance doesn’t matter anymore, it’s all about how big your “brand” is

>>151910270
Jays are big and lost on brand

>>151908052
Stinky VenezolANO

kek dog cuck posters

>>151910260
>I thought it was a decent food for thought article
i did enjoy it

>>151910288
they made the 'eries. 28 other teams didn't. their brand grew.

>>151909987
Reggie played for the A's when they were in Kansas City. We'll be fine.

>>151910348
i hope this isn't ai

>>151908493
When I went to my first Clingstones game I saw a guy named Ian
Mejia pitch super clean game so maybe him.

>>151910341
the brand hurts

>>151910566
still better to lose in the WS than not make it imo. yeah, it's brutal but it's not life changing and it keeps you hungry as a fan. I'd rather have that pain than to feel almost completely hopeless like fans of many other teams.

>watch half of a Phillies game go scoreless
Wow, what an exciting pitching duel between the likely Cy Young winner Paul Skenes and the new call-up Mick Abel! Which one is going to crack first? Are the managers going to the bullpen? Anything could happen! :D
>watch half of a scoreless game with pic related
pic related, I hate other sports so much bros

>>151910808
Watching Hurts pitch a scoreless game is pretty exciting though

>>151910883
this is why i see him joining either my chadres, the mets, or the yankees. chadres allow him to get a challenge against the stacked NL West, primarily the dodgers. the mets are in one of the most stacked divisions so he'll have plenty of competition there. and the yankees are in a little league park so he'll have an extra challenge having to learn how to pitch there.

>>151910883
>Allowing the batter to foul off your pitches
Baka!

This exists.
It is real.
It is legitimate.
29 other teams had a chance to win one.

>>151910883
this guy is too masculine to play on the dodgers

>>151910883
i want to see him give up a bomb first batter he faces

>>151911134
>this exists
correct
>it is real
yes we already covered that
>it is legitimate

>>151911220
If it isn't legitimate than why kuromin living inside of it?

>>151911274
Nigga idk what that means and that ain’t even the same ring

everyone with a 1.1+ OPS season in the 90s did roids

>>151908529
>>151908624
>>151909136
>>151909948
>>151910394
It was just a reddit post calm down

>>151911426
the guys with 1.0+ OPS now do roids

>>151910769
I honestly just feel bad for the players who played their asses off only to have Hoffman, Varsho and IKF choke consecutively to end the season.

Fuck canada

>>151911491
judge is natural. He's built different

>>151911564
o kek o kek kek o

>>151911515
As a neutral I blame your coaching staff before I blame IKF

>>151908100
dorofag just described what he saw on emis stream kek

don't ever talk shit about baseball again

>>151911714
idgi

blow gays kek

>>151911564
cal raleigh is obviously roiding, 30 HR a year for 3 years until this year he suddenly hits 60. every year hes been an big flyball guy but this year he just suddenly started turning them into home runs

>>151911714
It's like a pitching dual!

>Dodgers have agreed to terms on a minor league contract with catcher Eliezer Alfonzo Jr, a client of the MAS Agency.
STOVEBROS, IT'S HAPPENING!!!! (it's a 26 year old AA minor leaguer catcher lol)

>>151911807
launch angle

>>151907954 (OP)
>the brewers will sweep the doyerpacos blowpen
timmies explain yourselves

>>151911873
Fake, I didn't see the Peff tweet.

>>151911873
Thank you, young Stoveminder.

>>151910020
I'D RATHER HAVE AN OLD, PERFECT-GAME-RUINING HANLEY RAMIREZ (HE WAS GOOD)

doyerpacos and chi's btfo by a british bvll

Which players are built different?

>>151912065
exposing them for struggling with their canonical sport of soccer

>>151912070
kirk

>>151912070
Recker

>>151912070
cal

this is nuts
>>151911989

>>151912169
most shocking thing is nhl is 3% black. everything else tracks

>>151912072
RIP

zutt?

>>151912281
he's baiting during the offseason, what a retard

why do blacks hate baseball?

>>151912471
there was an interview with deion sanders where they asked him this. He basically said

1) black families dont have fathers. Kids are introduced to baseball by playing catch with their dad
2) Baseball isnt seen as a cool sport. Black people are into football and basketball because of physicality and women like football players more

>>151912086
>kirk
>>151912127
>Recker
>>151912128
>cal
How are they built different?

>>151912562
Well Timmy, when a man has certain… feminine female features…

Toronto anon here. I have been keeping mental note of the amount of mixed couples I see irl here over the past six months. The most common mixed pairing by far is wmaf with 322 and black men with white women at 176

It's pretty crazy how much more common wmaf is than literally every other pairing. What's also remarkable is how overrepresented white women with black men are realitve to brown and Asian men

I love these Shohei edits. anyone have some more you want to share?

>>151912713
Autistic poltard lmao kys

>>151912065
They’re not the best athletes but they excel at other things like…uhh..o kek!

o kek ...

you learn your place brown mongrels

>>151913179
my seahawks would booty blast both these shit teams

>>151913196
tru tho

>>151912562
>Well Timmy, when a man has certain… feminine female features…
Kirk has feminine features?

>>151913179
bark bark!

>>151913179
no…NO!!!

this is nuts
doyerpacos are child rapists

Feminine female here

>>151913463
you got raped by zutts and jannies?

>>151908163
Cringe

>>151913467
>Feminine female here
On which teams did you play?

My Mexican gf told me she’s attracted to me because I look like thanos but not purple and evil

>>151910377
And I hope the White Sox win the world series

>>151913463
this explains so much

don't we so weird and womanly, /mlb/

I'm hearing Dylan Cease to the Astros is all but a done deal

I am woman hear me rawr :3

If he keeps using the Nike logo without authorization, they’ll soon be calling him Dylan Cease and desist

if you make fun of my team you're a girl! nana boo boo!!!

Hey word to the wise, keep those posts masculine. When the Kings not here in the boss, the head honcho. Capiche?

is raping children womanly?

pupkaner seething kek

If you’re eating a fruit pie that isn’t cherry, berry, or peach, you’re just wasting your time.

>>151913463
holy shit!

>>151913567
My sources say cease to the cub

urg...hng!

>>151913612
I prefer apple

you fucking faggot cocksucking ump bootlickers!

>>151913463
holy crap lois, they're raping everyone

More like Dylan Knock it off if you ask his dad about it

>>151913632
I could see it if the Astros Mets Yankees Dodgers Rangers Diamondbacks Giants Red Sox Blue Jays Padres Phillies Braves and Angels don’t want him

Which Dundie will Manfred give to Ohtani this year? Smelliest bowel movement or hottest in the office?

Cease is trash. You cannot rely on him in the playoffs or any high pressure situation for that matter. He is, the ultimate mental midget.

>>151913558
>don't we

>>151913651
no please...PLEASE NO!!!

Padres fans baseball knowledge begins and ends with players that played for them from 2021-2025

>>151913699
As it should be, being some lifelong is pathetic

>>151913642
>urg...hng!
t.urg

>>151913686
He’s not a mental midget he just isn’t competitive, he looks at baseball as only a job and only cares about making as much money as possible.

URG spotted

Niggas be like “member that fly ball in that one game in 2004? Ha! Yeah I remember!” Lmao

>>151913726
>URG spotted
t. urg

>>151913708
I don't give a shit what you do, it's just easy to spot you retards because you don't know what the hell you're talking about. Dumb fucking wetback

>>151913463
this screams volumes

>>151913742
calm down anon, you don’t have to blow a gasket

>>151913699
and every relevant player/up and coming these days have ties to the padres through 2019-2025 in some form, funny how that works out

>>151913463
NO POR FAVOR NO NO PAPA NO

>>151913750
Sorry you're right

Somebody done suck dat boy dick

>>151913756
I usually am. You can tell because I always wear a nice collared shirt

You aint nevah been had no kinda kebab until you had one from Khalil on 5th Ave. the best aut’entic fuckin New York ‘bab this sidea da Hudson madone

>doyerpacos cant stop talking about the Padres
kek

Take the free subway down to the park and get a falafel, New York style baby cuhvuh’d in egg cream

Isiah Kiner-Falefa

>doyerpacos can't stop raping children
kek

They say his pitches have 13 inches of horizontal movement it’s the “my dick in your ass” of screwballs

>doyerpacos can't stop winning
kek

he's going to the padres

Let’s get it straight tho dodgers beat up skanks and gamble, raping kids is a Tampa Bay Rays thing

Hey wait, isn’t shota some kinda pervert bullshit? If so, sounds like a lock for the Mets

>>151913824
replacing one japanese home run derby pitcher with another, sounds about right

>dodgerpedos can't help themselves from trying to get pictures of Ohtani's baby daughter in her stroller
https://x.com/_wolfcom_/status/1986290320662032764

>>151913836
Mets will take him and chimera him with Senga into a respectable #3 starter.

>>151913824
kek he's gonna make petco look like yankee stadium

Quintana Roo Dunne, the adopted daughter of writer Joan Didion, had frequent nightmares about "The Broken Man" -- an evil repair man in a blue shirt with a L.A. Dodgers cap and "really shiny shoes" who told her in a deep voice, "I'm going to lock you here in the garage."

>>151913824
I'm assuming you think he's good because you watched him pitch one time against the Padres and he did well, no?

>>151913855
>doyerpacos are into pedophilia and beastiality
why are they like this?

poodrepacos seething kek

>>151913865
here we are

shota is the exact kind of guy who would join a new team and immediately his velocity is fixed and he's good again

How exactly do you “fix” your velocity into your thirties?

>>151913883
>velocity is fixed
oh yeah back to 91?

poodrepacos eternally malding kek

Shota played in one of the best pitchers parks in baseball with the best defense in baseball behind him. It’s stupid to write him off as a scrub for a bad two months but it also feels like wishful thinking to think he’ll ever reach the form he had in 2024. Hes older, his velo is down and from what it looks like the league has figured him out. Hes just a 4th/5th starter there’s way more exciting and better pitchers out there

>>151913889
hitting the gym, bro

>>151913889
Use a deathgrip

>>151913903
if he's just a 4th or 5th starter the Padres will be all over him

>>151913903
Also I want him back on the Cubs but with how they’re run these days there’s just no way they’re committing $19m a year for three years to a guy with major question marks. I think I’m in the minority in thinking he’ll accept the QO so I guess we’ll have to see. He has charisma and the Cubs record in his starts is ridiculous. The fans that are happy to show him the door are dumb. The money the cubs “save” by not keeping Shota is not going to be spent.

>>151913854
>>151913824
>>151913862
He cannot be bad or worse than almost 40 year old Yu darvish. Any pitching is fine compared to having Brito or Waldron meme knuckle baller on our team.

Shota will be fine. It’s clear he wasn’t completely healed after coming off the IL

>>151911873
more evidence rushing is being dealt in the kwan trade (rordvedtidtdtdtetd is your 2026 backup)

>>151913979
>FF stuff+
>SW stuff+

>>151913979
he had a 4.99 xFIP in the first half, he wasn't generating any swing and miss the entire year, even pre-injury. His walks were up a touch. Saying he's going to be fine because some models like his stuff is pretty outrageous

cubbies mad cade horton didn't win roty so now they're whining that shota won't come back

bring back greenies!

For me it’s the new statcast that predicts a switch hitters ability to pull the ball down the line: total Grounders Into Left/Rightfield. It’s called tGIRL for short.

>>151914032
I'm not a cubs fan if you're talking about this >>151914018

>>151913699
i enjoyed watching the greg vaughn/jeff bagwell era, but i'm not really a padre fan per se. also i'm sure most padre fans can name gwynn and hoffman, you must absorb those names via osmosis in sd

xWOBA+, the only stat that matters

>>151913864
funfact: reading joan didion is why i'm a quintana roo tigres fan (not actually a fan, but i do google them from time to time because i like the idea of following a mexican team)

>>151913889
steroids you idiot

>>151913903
giants and mariners both have pitcher friendly parks and both are on the west coast. they must be the top 2 favorites to sign him.

>>151914048
lmao i love this gay sport

>>151914094
>funfact: reading joan didion is why i'm a quintana roo tigres fan (not actually a fan, but i do google them from time to time because i like the idea of following a mexican team)
That is a fun fact. I wouldn't expect that of a /mlb/er.

>>151914126
i like the way she writes about my state

>>151914111
If I was his agent I would advise him to go to the Mariners, 100%. I feel like they could help him "reinvent" himself. Make him more slider dominant or something. Plus all Japanese players should play for the Mariners. It's soul! it just is!

Jays were league leaders in xFRT and FAG+ last year and they still somehow found a way to lose.

>>151914148
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>151914018
xFIP isn't as predictive as you think it is of future success. His Z-Contact% was nearly the same as his 2024 season before the injury, his O-Contact is the one that jumped out of place, which tells me he struggled with command of his splitter, but that comes and goes. He isn't going to replicate his 2024 season, neither will he be the worst pitcher in baseball, hence why I said "fine".

BBC KEK!

>>151914153
QUINTANA ROO RAYS LOOOOOOOSE LMAOOOO

>>151914153
Reject modernity
Embrace tradition

>>151914162
>xFIP isn't as predictive as you think it is of future success.
A lot of the statistics that are decent at predicting future success look pretty bad for Shota. But yes, he’s going to be fine. I’m just surprised at how much he gets brought up given the other pitchers on the market. I guess it’s because it’s a surprise to people that he’s a free agent

>>151914191
And I wasn’t trying to use xFIP as a predictive stat, I was just trying to illustrate that even pre injury there were some alarming signs

xFIP, the only stat I care for is my xSIP, expected sips of a refreshing beer, am i right boys?

FIP sounds weird but it’s actually really simple and it makes sense why it can be useful or insightful

I still don’t like talking about it though. Because well..you know….kek..

It’s kind of crazy how people just brushed Ohtani’s gambling scandal under the rug. I guess when you generate money for the owners all is forgiven. What a dirtbag

>>151914153
BBC!

>>151914223
just wait for the PED scandal

>>151914237
Jump if you want dat BBC!

>>151914252
jays were stealing pitches and still choked LMAO

>>151914260
I choked on dat BBC!

>>151914223
There's nothing to discuss. There was an in depth FBI investigation. Nothing is going to stop you from being a retard and making up whatever you want to think.

>>151914263
>There was an in depth FBI investigation.
Surely no one can be this stupid, no?

>>151913686
my Astros will fix him

>>151914271
Apparently you are.

we can all agree clement's hit record is the fakest stat since integration

>>151914319
ohtranny's 50-50 is up there

>>151914260
Watching the Mookie podcast after they won a number of players insinuated the jays were stealing signs. Smith and Snell were bewildered at how nothing they called against them seemed to work. Kike said they reminded him of the 2018 Red Sox. If true that just makes it more embarrassing, choking a 3-2 lead going home and a 3-0 lead in game 7 while cheating. Thank God they lost.

>>151914319
Stupid faggot peaked in his rookie year, only downhill from here.

>>151914319
Integration, when dat BBC became big time!

>>151914334
based int bbc enjoyer

>BBC
uh… nothing beats a Jeet2 holiday?

>>151913699
ryan klesko was my favorite player as a lil jimmy DOE

>>151914327
Do you have any idea how pathetic you sound? Why do all nons have this desire to be victims

>>151914358
not a dodgers fan

>>151914327
I've watched it twice and none of that was said. Everything they said about the Blue Jays was complimentary.

>>151914345
More like cockallday

>>151914274
There’s nothing to fix Padre fans only criticize Cease because he’s a free agent and they have billions of dollars tied up into their shitter hitters

>>151914371
read between the lines

>>151914372
Holeaday?

>>151914371
Watch it 2 more times, retard.

>>151914327
they were just all over fastballs and will smith is a retard and just keeps calling for them

decoy

>>151910883
>over the past 2 years
gee I wonder what he's talking about. he spent the last 2 years holding his dick while his countrymen won back to back ships in America

dekopin

>>151914478
>Leonardo - Freddie
>Michelangelo - Kike
>Donatello - Mookie
Can't figure out who would be Raph though

>>151910883
too masculine for the mets

>>151914497
Smith

The Dodgers are going to retire 22 right?

>>151914517
>playoff choker regular season merchant gets your number retired in LGay

>>151914517
100%

>>151914533
3 cy youngs 3 rings 3000 ks first ballot hofer greatest pitcher of a generation

>>151914538
>greatest pitcher of a generation
I love kersh but his legacy is more complicated than that claim by every metric
he's a tragic figure

>>151914546
It's between him, Verlander, and Scherzer. He was the best of the three.

>>151914538
He only contributed to 1/3 of those rings and that ring was only 1/3 of a season so kersh is 1/9 of a World Series champion. But he also cost the dodgers like 10 other World Series titles so technically he’s -9 + 8/9 of a World Series champion.

>>151914517
i hope not. we need to normalize not retiring numbers and just adding names to a ring or wall of honor. seeing the number on the field is the best way to remember someone.i randomly turned on a nfl game the other day and the cowboys were playing. i saw 88 make the catch and instantly said, wait, wasn't that michael irvin's number? BRING BACK OLD NUMBERS!

>>151914553
>He was the best of the three.
That's not true. Scherzer proved he was the best by taking two teams that had never won a world series and leading the charge for both of them. Meanwhile the Dodgers only won the years Kershaw practically didn't even play

>>151914560
3 time champion

>>151914563
kershaw is arguably the goat dodger tho, for sure top 3. this is an obvious retire.

>>151914564
Scherzer is third on that list. It's close between Kershaw and Verlander though.

>>151914553
they all have equal claim and only kershaw was humiliated time and time again as much as it pains me (verlander had some stinkers too to be fair)
just glad he could go out on top

>>151914565
Sorry it’s technically -(9 + 8/9) or -9 - 8/9 of a champion. Or -89/9 of a champion if you prefer.

>>151914568
i don't care. give him a memorial. add his name and number to signage with the other dodger greats. move on and stop being such precious little cucks about numbers

Yamamoto > Skubal > Skenes

>>151914582
yams isnt even a top ten pitcher

>>151914590
retard

Weebs don't know ball. Simple as.

>>151914582
>skubal gets traded at the deadline
>joins a wild card team
>they start the first series with a 1-0 series lead
>they start the next series with a 1-0 series lead
>they start the next series with a 2-0 series lead
>they start the world series with a 2-0 series lead
when this happens in '26, i expect a retraction

>>151914600
Skubal is getting traded to the Dodgers.

>>151914601
I thought friedman should've been fired after 2023
MLB and the owners gave me a second chance

>>151914601
>The Equation Behind Baseball's Newest Dynasty
Money = wins. Wow, that really deserved a video essay.

>>151914611
friedman is a literal genius, the amount of value they get out of their contracts at say a rate of $8m/WAR (from the video) has already paid off

>>151914570
Verlander is easily the best of the 3. One healthy solid year next year and he genuinely has a chance of being top 5 ALL time in career strikeouts(87 to take #6, 148 to take #5). Not to mention he also has the most no hitters of the 3 and most career wins of the 3. And if "WAR" is a meaningful stat, he also has both of them beat there too. Not to mention he's done this across different divisions and leagues in his career, so unlike Kershaw, he wasn't able to grind on the Rockies and Padres during their dark ages for his stats.

>>151914616
umm akshually any team can spend as much as the doyers and spending money does not always mean success! (cough mets)

>>151914582
No non doyers fan agrees with this

>>151914617
friedman is a literal fraud
lucky for him the good people of nippon are terrified of being individuals so he could farm talent while also taking advantage of unlimited guggenheim money
GENIUS

>>151912649
Kirk-sama can do better

>>151914632
i do not find most white women attractive

>Kershaw: retired at 37 after already being kind of shaky the last couple years
>Verlander: won a Cy Young at 39 after coming back from injuries and tommy john
>"REALLY IT'S A TOSS UP ON WHO THE BETTER PITCHER REALLY WAS"
do doggie doos really?

>>151914638
kershaw has more rings nice try

>>151914638
they really doo kek

>>151912713
Autistic brown Torontonian here. I have a brown wife and I assume most brown men do also. Likewise with Asian men although I have noticed a trend of Asian men raised in Canada travelling to their parent's homeland to find a wife. Basically passportbroing their own race. A very strange practise I don't quite understand.

Yes the truth is bmwf is a very modern invention, really only existed in the post-slavery era. The jewish pornographers have attempted to make this pairing seem far more prevalent than it is in reality, although these is a fair degree of prevalence. In comparison the wmaf pairing is by far the most storied interracial pairing of all time, with pairings and marriages being noted from hundreds of years of history ago. From Portugese settlers meeting Japanese women to Englishmen travelling to China, many stories of European men marrying Asian women for hundreds, possibly thousands of years.

As for the pairings of Asian and brown men with white women, this is generally not as prevalent I feel simply due to the unattractiveness of black women. Black men will go out of their way to date white women because they find most black women unattractive and white women are the most common in Canada. In comparison, Asian and brown men tend to value their women highly and pair with their own kind.

>>151914655
Autistic brown Torontonian here
I'm sorry for your loss

>>151914658
yeah game 7's ending fucking sucked. Every morning right before I wake up the first thing I see in my mind's eye is Kirk's bat's breaking in slow motion. Like a recurring nightmare. Followed by Mookie and Freddie's double play. And then I just see that broken bat on the ground. And then I wake up.

Kershaw is 37 and was throwing fastballs so poorly that they were registering as changeups on statcast and radars. He's been paraded as an old grandpa dinosaur who can barely hold on like he's not only a couple years older than guys like Max Muncy. Meanwhile Verlander and Scherzer are both in their 40s and both still act like they can go another few years and it doesn't even sound unbelievable to think they could

If I were an mlb owner and my team lost the World Series at home, I would simply call the police on the other team and have them removed from my ballpark immediately for trespassing.

Baby Cartoons are masculine as fuck

>>151914683
Ed Rogers simply isn't that based.

i want to have a threesome with kershaw's wife and miss verlander. why is ai taking to long to make this happen??

>>151914632
>implying that fat fuck can do any better, even with millions in the bank

Fernando Tatis jr. is a drug cheat and the Padres are wholly irrelevant

>>151914756
rent free

>>151914617
Yeah..try to build a team through the draft and player development, fail massively for nearly a decade, realize you have more money than any other team, spend that money, and finally win. What a genius, they should make a sequel to moneyball

Just shut your little paco mouth

>>151914770
you sound upset; did your team not spend money?

>>151914740
Kirk could still be in the shithole slums of Ecatepec de Morelos and he'd still be getting pussy. These heaux love fat, swarthy Mexicans who can hit. Bro might be low in stamina but he leaves an impact.

>>151914772
ofc, but quite poorly

dodgers making em seethe again

>>151914772
Youre a retarded spic that has his own version of reality and you need to be quiet

>>151914807
you sound very upset, almost like you're projecting and have nothing to resort to but insults

touch some grass

ANIME AND VIDYA DOYERS!!!

dodge on em!

>>151914811
sakura con ikkimasu!

>>151914809
What is your argument? you literally just said >u mad??

Dumb fucking wetback, use your head

>>151914823
touch some grass, i don't know what kind of hatred you have inside you but it is free to be nice. you have nothing to gain besides nurturing your small ego

>>151914825
depthspie plz

>>151914830
i can tell you're very fun at parties

>>151914834
we are two peas in a pod then

>>151914825
You’re right that was unbecoming of me. I’m sorry for calling you derogatory names. You are literally stupid, but not because of your race or ethnicity.

>>151914846
ad hominem attacks will get you nowhere

can't wait to see the evolution of this seethe when after we 3peat

What logical fallacy is it when you completely ignore what someone says and accuse them of being upset? I went to public school

>>151914865
Modus Reckerius

Padres vs Astros next year. Padres in 6. Padgers NLCS game 7 gets more viewers than WS game 6 though. Astros vs Yankees is the least watched ALCS this decade

>>151914865
it is the moment that one resorts to insults and the like is when their whole argument falls apart and thus disregarded

>>151914898
...

>>151907989
You seem upset man, what's the dealio?
>>151908008
Hey man you sound upset. Touch grass maybe?
>>151910007
There's no need for this man, take a chill pill
>>151911516
Dude, seriously? Just relax man, everything is gonna be alright
>>151914766
Is this supposed to be mocking someone? Not cool, my dude
>>151908665
There's no need for this my guy
>>151908032
Dude, not cool!

Fuck canada

Take a chill pill hermano! We're all good here

You guys are all my best friends in the whole wide world by the way and I love each and every one of you (except Alejandro).
:)

shiny happy people holding hands :)

>>151914972
Bon Jovi has aged a lot. Time flies.

Real BBC hours!

Damn you whitoids are fucking sad

gm

>>151915436
bit early no?

>>151915442
mornings come early around here

>>151915447
gn early bro

1 DH Ohtani
2 SS Betts
3 1B Freeman
4 RF Tucker
5 LF T.Hernandez
6 C Smith
7 3B Muncy
8 CF Pages
9 2B Edman
= back to back to back WS champs

go jays go

pages swung at that pitch on purpose so he could expose the bad guys and save baseball

>>151915735
nah, he's just a cuban monkey who doesn't use his brain. many examples of his dumb monkey brain not functioning last season

>>151915752
>>151915760
what a hero. what a champion

>>151915735
He was the one rigging the bets.

>>151915436
gm

Built different

i might get me a slim jim later

i hate the dodgers

>>151915856
i hope he gets the really rare card

>>151915674
It's hard to argue when the Dodgers won it this year with 2/3 of their pitching staff on IR.

>>151915896
fraud list
mcmeme hasnt won anything nor allen, judge, doncic and skenes

>>151915909
this is the only reason the team didnt have 100 wins

>>151915929
canadians told me mcdavid winning the all star game last year was bigger than the cup

>>151915960
why would an international contest matter in a conversation about who is the best across the 4 big leagues of na sports?

>>151915929
So where would we rank Vlad?

>>151915976
he tops the heart chart

>>151915978
broken heart maybe

>>151915998
too soon

>>151914471
decoy

>>151916126
Let's go for a fun walk today

Fuck canada

>>151915998
:(

rockies

>>151916176
based

Fuck Japan

>>151916484
>that freel when

>>151914779
>>151914632
Why do you keep posting this mid bitch ?

>>151915960
Winning something with your country >>> winning something with a franchise

>>151916781
you dont have a country anymore

Dodgers

>>151916859
Bigger and ugly pilled. Fucking Hollywood freak lmao.

>>151915853
>Built different
That's why we call them midgets

>>151916859
bogdanoff

>>151916781
>>151916803
>anymore
Canada is not and has never been a real country.

>>151916881
Bogged*

good morning dodgers

>>151916881
>>151916893
bad morning homosexuals

>>151916900
seethe harder

Doyerpacos have never seen an attractive woman irl kekinorini!

Potentially interesting thread >>151916478 (not OP)

gm
>>151917082
cool if a pc release finally happens

How can you even trust this sport I mean they say they get to second base and there’s no tits out what a fuckin joke

>>151916941
>there are no attractive women in LA
this is your brain when youre a flyover bumpkin living in a trailer park

Fuck canada

>>151917295
fuck you, bitch

>>151917301
good post

Don’t let that flyover migger get to you leaves, as far as real Americans are concerne, they’re all dastardly traitors living on borrowed time due for a reckoning they’ll be in denial about until they realize through their fading tunnel vision that they’re last waking moment is in a mass grave.

>>151917255
They don’t talk to you tho, if they did you wouldn’t be posting these bogged and airbrushed hooers

RK, TEAM, GMS, TOTAL ATTENDANCE
1 LA Dodgers 81 4,012,470
2 San Diego 81 3,437,201
3 NY Yankees 80 3,392,659
4 Philadelphia 81 3,375,477
5 NY Mets 80 3,182,052

Padres sold more tickets than the Yankees. LMAO

>>151917456
Stankeedoo ‘em!!

% Qualified NL Hitters Batting .300+:

1999: 37%
2000: 36%
2001: 34%
2002: 20%
2003: 28%
2004: 23%
2005: 22%
2006: 21%
2007: 24%
2008: 19%
2009: 22%
2010: 15%
2011: 20%
2012: 23%
2013: 19%
2014: 11%
2015: 17%
2016: 19%
2017: 22%
2018: 12%
2019: 13%
2020: 19%
2021: 14%
2022: 5%
2023: 7%
2024: 4%
2025: 1%

>>151917225
good morning mariners nation

>>151917632
WAKE ME UP INSIDE (can't wake up)

Dodgers

>>151908334
because Philthadelphia seethed about him too hard

>>151908230
why did they hire the comet ping pong guy?

kek...KEK!!!

Clase was threatened to throw bad pitches

For anybody interested, the 47 cleanup might be the most perfect baseball hat if you're not into fitted hats. They're nice and soft, and they fit well even if you've got a melon like me (new era 7 3/4-8). something about the shaping of it is just perfect, wears better than any other hat i've ever bought.

>>151917766
>Oh no, I keep keep checking social media DMs from complete strangers on the internet and sometimes they're mean!
>Going to keep checking unsolicited messages from strangers though and just complain about it to the media. That should solve the problem.
Very womanly behavior

>>151917766
metsinersbros...they stole stankys smile...

>>151917766
Metsiners legend Ryne Stanek is right about degenerate gamblers.

Fuck canada

*sips coke*
Stove status?

Why do Hispanics hate Canada so much? Is it because it’s a white country?

We need The Gay Gods

>>151917766
this doesn’t happen to us based geologists, should’ve gotten a real job chump ass mahfucka

>>151917383
I’m not posting those though, that’s a different anon. Do you even know how this website works lol

>>151918021
its too cold for them to disperse to

>>151918062
sonofabitch, you KNEW st. helens was going to go.... well now you're whole family is gonna pay

>>151918148
>you're

>>151918035
we ain't even...ah who am I kiddin

>>151918171
>originally type 'you're gonna pay' but want to threaten your family too but don't update the possessive pronoun

No please...GAWD NO!!!

>>151918282
he just like me fr fr

slow genny

fast retards

>>151918341
Ngh...gaw...!

Who won the Jackie Robinson Grape Soda DEI monkey of the year?

>>151918384
me

>>151918384
that's racist, you're racist

We ain’t even human!

>>151918384
Ryback

>>151918341
Cream this man

>>151918384
whoa whoa whoa

rockies

saying "i hope your family dies" isn't a death threat

bookie philanthropists deserve the rope

>>151918448
maybe not, but it's pretty freakin rude

>>151918282
Don't ever apologize, don't ever back down.

>>151918341
Pfma

>>151910020
poodres fans would burn down petco park if the dodgers got tatis

The Chad Mogger seems to free his mind at night

PCA is like Pete Rose in that everyone other than Cubs fans hate him. They would rather vote for a flaming homosexual dominican drug cheat than him for platinum glove even though he had a near historic season defensively. Or maybe there's institutional bias against the Cubs? Nah, I'm probably crazy. Baseball fans don't really care if you do steroids, right?

>>151915896
I have severe Ohtranny fatigue.

PCGay kek

>>151918384
ohtani

>>151918688
Fuck you ya bitch

Primate Chimp Apestrong

>>151918703
You are a bitch!!!

I'm going to in n out, anyone want anything?

no no NO NO NO!!!!

>>151917623
ball goes fast

>BA .216 OB .285 SLG .437 K 24% BB 4.8%
WOW

new in a few >>151918825

>>151918831
Is this nu tho?

>>151918831
Disregard the early nu I'll be waiting for the real thread

>>151918980
It’s not nu tho?

>>151918831
We have rules for a reason!

>>151918995
That's right