Thread 151920224

Fuck you
Fuck your city
Fuck your team
Fuck your state
My, yes, MY team would not only blow yours out. But all MY players would heem your shit ones
Fuck you

Black dick inside of a tight, young, beautiful, blonde hair, blue-eyed, fertile, white pussy

my saints

Fuck me? Fuck YOU!

Other than the bronkeks, what other afc teams are complete frauds?

>>151920244
steelers

>>151920244
The Chiefs

>>151920244
chiefs

>>151920244
The inevitable colts decline is on its way

>>151920252
keeek queefies actually look like this

>>151920267
This is what peak evolution looks like, Javier.

>>151920237
What was your favorite throw from GODler on Sunday? For me, it was this beauty to Olave. Shough has unironically shown more promise in a single game than Bryce Young or Michael Penix have in their entire time in the NFL.

>>151920266
>he's been saying since Week 4

>>151920244
Everyone besides the Chiefs. How many times do we have to do this?

:^)

>>151920280
Man, he really Shoughed out.

>>151920224 (OP)
Imagine having a team circa 2026

>>151920290
?

Is a top five pick edge rusher supposed to get stonewalled by a rookie tight end? I might be talking shit but I'm also genuinely asking.

https://youtu.be/YdfG_x0Jz-8?si=RIHIMWciO5Rhsz9d

>>151920280
the 1st TD. seems like Shough is QB1 going forward

>>151920299
Is this how people in St. Louis are coping nearly a decade later?

Is this how you react to a dildo being thrown at you?

>>151920328
Whatever happened with all those dildos being thrown at WNBA players?

>>151920176
It was going to be a problem regardless of who ran division two. Working with an actual passer involves gutting it out when they make some mistakes as they learn. Fortunately the limits of the just tuck the ball if the perfect throw isn't there meme are finally being exposed.

>>151920328
So like, what do they do with it? Haha. Do they make one of the girl assistants pick it and auction em off? Haha

>>151920345
I sat on all of them and got banned from the arena

>>151920295
whale lion bear giraffe tiger

>>151920295
>Colts
>Bucs
>Broncos
>Chargers
>Jackie Cha-god damn it

>>151920299
so true battlebro

>>151920176
Jewdell will never do that. They treat college as a free minor league

>>151920350
based ban evader

>>151920362
What the fuck is a Battlehawk anyway?

>>151920244
Colts, Bills, Chiefs, Ravens, Chargers, Steelers, Jags

>>151920368
An hawk that goes to battle

>>151920368
attack helicopter

>>151920376
God damn, that's deep

bussy

>>151920376
Is an hawk a warrior?

>>151920345
It turned out it was a """viral marketing""" scheme for some slopcoin and everyone stopped caring

>EPA/play!!!
>CPOE!!!
>QBERT!!!
>PFF!!

>>151920362
>>151920368
Sup, bitches

>>151920419
I look like this and use those stats to judge how good players/teams are.

Fugg, what are us statfags supposed to do without our weekly baldwinslop?

>>151920419
Advanced analytics have gone too far.

What site is this

>>151920419
TWTW

I just wanna see 6 wins

>>151920455
4chan

>>151920364
Sure, I know that. But it would be in their long-term interest to do it. It would increase the quality of play by a lot.

>>151920455
Oh shit I forgot about "Stab em" Sanchez. KWAB.

>>151920425
oh my it sounds like the battlecucks are getting uppity. Do we need to remind them?

As soon as anyone starts bringing up advanced stats in football, it's safe to know you can ignore anything they have to say. Advanced stats have their place in baseball and maybe even basketball, but there are too many reasons for advanced stats to be a waste of time in the NFL.

>>151920419
real chads only care about TD% and GWD

>>151920455
lemonparty.org

>>151920455
4channel

>>151920419
We only like number of dimes thrown here

>>151920455
The site of qbs i now remember

>>151920293
It’s annoying but you’re right. The entire conference should be ashamed. It’s been 8 years since they were last able to prevent them from reaching the afccg. It’s their conference every year by default until the rest of them can get their shit together.

>>151920460
#Shoughed

The Eagles Defense

>>151920469
Who was in the wrong here?

>Beat the Ravens and Chiefs
>Lose to the Falcons and Phins

I think my team is suffering an identity crisis.

>>151920532
Relax. It was only the Packers.

>>151920295
Iggles
Queefs
Razorcake
Jests
Jackie chan

See, retard-kun? Five thing tha-FUCCCKKKKK

>>151920533
I've been trying to figure it out for 20 years and I still don't know.

My team? Based and redpilled
Your team? Stinky and goy cattle coded

>>151920581
But what if my team is your team?

>>151920295
I see
What
You
Did
Jackie Chan-there

>>151920537
The Broncos are the biggest frauds in the league, s.mh

>>151920295
Shanghai Noon
Drunken Master II
Supercop
Police Story
Police Story 2

>>151920621
Seahawks about to gape that ass. Everyone's ass.
>And they're gettung better

>>151920641
>Sam Darnold wins the seahawks a 3rd superbowl
crazy timeline

The era of the meme quarterback is ending

I'm going to my mom's house for Thanksgiving and I'm trying to talk her into breading and frying her turkey like a chicken but she won't listen. Thanksgiving turkey sucks.

>>151920671
How, if Josh Allen is still being showered with praise?

>>151920684
Fuck off, frog

>>151920655
>3rd
Theyre 1-2 in owls

Really though, what's going on with the Bills? Are they just pretending to be retarded or are they literally Raiders tier without Allen and Cook?

>>151920532
In a couple of years, my Saints will be as good as the Eagles currently are. They've even drafted a 2nd Round franchise QB like them.

>>151920688
Is he? Bills took a giant dump in power rankings this week

>>151920694
They're the AFC Eagles, and they'll be facing the NFC Eagles in the owl

>>151920690
Thanksgiving is football related.

>>151920419
Flu Symptoms per Drive

>>151920684
>Thanksgiving turkey sucks.
John Madden would punch you in the mouth.

>>151920592
Why is he cannibalizing his clone?

>MVP
>loses to falcons and dolphins

Yup, that's my QB. At least >we won meaningless games against the Ravens and Chiefs lole

>>151920721
John Madden ate Turducken, not regulate Turkey. Also, I'd HEEM the fuck out of him, let's be real.

>Nick Wright actually defended Hurts with Cowherd
surprising, I gained respect for him

>>151920729
Sad!

>>151920393
>stopped caring
No one cared in the 1st place, they just saw the headline scrolling through somewhere and thought "lol dykes" then kept scrolling.
Capcha: XGAY

>>151920721
Turkey sucks. Get over it.

>>151920224 (OP)
I don't find the Manning's funny, especially le chicken parm man

>>151920684
Do you want them cut up into little nuggies too?

>>151920684
Frying is the absolute worst way to cook a turkey. If you want to turn it up a notch, try smoking it.

How did Mack Hollins become elite?

>>151920771
Something about Eli just annoys me.

>>151920612
They frauded their way into winning SB50 so

>>151920776
>You're a child if you don't enjoy dry ass Turkey
Get over yourself. Even the most well made turkey isn't that good. A nice roasted chicken, a prime rib, or a roast is far better.

I think Caleb like-likes Ben Johnson.

>>151920700
>as good as the Eagles currently are
Eagles aren’t as good as some people think. All their wins except for one (Giants who also beat them in another game) have been by a score or less. Their play calling is predictable. People give them the benefit of the doubt because they’re the sb champs but their luck will run out before the playoffs.

>>151920792
They won 2 superbowls by cheating the salary cap to hide John Elways cap hit.

>>151920795
Sounds like a family cooking skill issue to me

Why pay Purdy when Mac gives you the same production and is arguably better?

>>151920801
The only "lucky" game they've won would be the Rams because of the blocked kicks. Other than that they've beaten teams based on skill.

>>151920796
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

>>151920814
You can't hide Mac's noodle arm forever. He has no upside.

>>151920826
what upside does purdy have?

>>151920826
As opposed to Purdy's canon

>Be the NFL
>Start to use basic technology in 2025
>All it does is measure the ref spot electronically instead of the chain gang
>The issue all long was the referee spot and not the chain gang itself
lmao

>>151920710
Neither team is making the owl. Everybody thinking the Eagles will repeat haven’t been watching them. Bills not making it either.

>>151920766
Cooklet

>>151920832
>be the NFL
>seethe at eagles for tush push
>want to ban pushing
>the issue all long was the referee incompetence

>>151920832
Same as it ever was.

Coming for Nine

>>151920840
>Claim it's a player safety issue
>Arguably the safest play in NFL history
>Claim it's tough to officiate
>Because pushing a player postsnap makes it hard to call a pre-snap penalty
lmao they seethe so much

>writing an essay
>have to type the word "nine"
>brain is flooded with "Go Louie!" posts

>>151920693
what no russel wilson went back to back

>>151920859
kek

>>151920862
Not in this timeline, buddy.

>>151920266
Colts might already be declining. They’ve played two shit games in a row. Daniel Jones turned back into a pumpkin.

>>151920290
JT has been elite for years and the Colts didn’t make the playoffs. He’s having a career season but he didn’t just come out of nowhere

>>151920826
Mac has a stronger arm

>>151920828
Purdy is a better processor and somewhat mobile. He's a lot better at making those intermediate layered throws.

Mac Jones is basically Jimmy G except Mac is willing to play thru an injury.

Only one of these teams will be left out of the playoffs. Who will it be?

>>151920848
it's so silly

Here's your Bo Nix jersey, bro

>>151920815
that blocked kick wasn't a miracle or luck
it didn't happen due to some random chance gust of wind at the right time or something
the DLinemen manhandled the special team's line and got their hands up to block it
it was a pure feat of skill and talent, not luck

>>151920893
>Purdy is a better processor
They both throw to spots and are system babies. Purdy is more mobile as you said. And he's willing to push the ball downfield to keep the D honest, but he's not very good at it because his lack of arm talent

>>151920901
Packers

>>151920901
Packers

>>151920918
I know, and I agree, but the game you could point to saying it was luck would be that.

>>151920901
>My Ninies still have a good chance of making the playoffs

Ob Xin

>>151920784
by staying connected to mother gaya

>>151920901
Bears and Packers

Gaylen 'Bus Rider' Squirts

>>151920954
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek funniest thing I've seen this week

>>151920901
>eagles have 98% chance to win division
uh... curse bros? I'm scared

>>151920928
but still
It'd be nice if they could beat teams with coaching and not be bailed out by skill
I accept that that will simply be how this offense will be for the rest of the season until they get a new OC or bring in an offensive "advisor"

>>151920842
*Cumming in Nine

>>151920815
Nah. Hurts can’t throw, their run game has been figured out and neutered, their plays are predictable. Tell me about this skill, was it on display last night in the worst game of the year (which was the last TNF until this stinker)? When they didn’t run down clock and found themselves on 4th down… and went for it giving GB the ball back with good field position and like 1:30 to go? They’re lucky Jordan Love and GB sucked. “We won the fucking game” sounds based when it happens once but when it’s consistently happening in all your games won by a score or less, it’s luck. It will run out.

>>151920945
Someone not on that list needs to make it then. Vikings? Panthers? Cowboys?

>>151920919
they play way different. They're basically running a Jimmy G offense with Mac. It's a bunch of skinny posts off a play action bootleg

>>151920994
I hope they don't have another city's super bowl hung up in their stadium

>>151920901
Packers

>>151920876
This is still painful to watch and I'm not even a Hawks fan. I really wish they would have just given beast mode the ball.

>>151920988
The only differences are the ones I mentioned. He's more mobile and extends plays. He goes deep more. Other than that, it's the same dink and dunk one read offense

Seahawks are the best team in the NFL?

>>151921013
There is no best team

>>151920976
Hurts is the least of the Eagles problems, you're just mad.

>>151921013
Seems like it, yeah. And I'm okay with that.

>Eagles have the highest 3&out rate in the league
>I'm told to take them seriously
Easiest WC bounce of my life. They struggled to put up 10 points against the Packers (the Browns did better)
>it's Patullo's fault!
Unless he stops calling plays, my point stands

>>151921013
Probably, this whole season is just a mess.

>>151921038
Hard to run an efficient offense when the same run play is called and by the 2nd time the defense just jumps the handoff

>>151921038
post 5 figure betting slip.

>>151920901
Probably the Bears or the Packers but possibly the Niners. They have the easier schedule but they’re still beat up. If they don’t make it will be two more NFCN teams and I wouldn’t completely count out the Vikings considering how many division games remain

>only causes 1 punt in the last 2 games
I hate this stupid nigger like you wouldn't believe. He has ruined this season

What's his fucking problem?

>REMINDER: The New York #Giants have never had an AFRICAN-AMERICAN HEAD COACH in their entire 101-year team history.

>The first black starting quarterback for New York Giants came only in 2017.

>NY is obligated to interview multiple minority candidates for the job.

:(

>>151920994
Lol

herbo impregnated mina with this throw.

>>151920784
Always was

Ice in his veins.

>>151921068
>trades his best players to win the draft
>wins the next week anyway
Apologize, /nfl/

>>151921011
well, you're wrong

$55M/yr

>>151921095
Jaylx Hunt was always a lottery ticket, and he's been so much better than expected. Not elite, not great, but solid and good.

jj mccarthy lol

>>151921061
>Rooney Rule

>>151920901
Niners and Bears (Panthers get in)

>>151921108
Who?

>>151921118
I think the 7th seed is going to be between those three teams

>>151920842
9x2=18
coincidence?

>>151921095
Jalyx Hunt is elite and that ref would have deserved it

8-2 against all odds. Where my Nixxers at?

>>151921025
Any qb with a clean pocket can throw to somebody running wide open. Hurts is very inconsistent and your deep ball webms are cherry picked examples of success as if that’s representative of the qb in question as a whole and they have that dawg in them. Hurts sucks at throwing under pressure. He’s almost as bad as Jordan Love. But that’s a good thing because GB fans say Love is their 3rd HoF qb in a row

Why is this silly narrative about "Jalen Hurts running a play when he wasn't supposed to" being bandied about? It literally doesn't make sense. They already burned a timeout on that 4th down so it can't possibly be "Take the delay of game", and for that same reason it can't be that they were trying to bait the packers offsides.

>>151921146
Bonix.

Heem

>>151921095
I wish I had the close up angle of this fumble. It's so good

>>151921146
He's putting this gosh darn league on notice!!!!!

>>151921158
Wtf was he thinking?

>>151921156
Michael Bonix Jr

>>151921158
>people are unironically ranking these two weak ass teams in the top 5.

>>151921106
He has such a weird road to the NFL
>Ivy league safety
>Transfers to a small school in texas and becomes an edge rusher
>Gets drafted as a long term project
>Becomes an impact player in his rookie season

>No sightings of Queefs fags since the Bills loss
What a bunch of bitches lmao

>>151921158
He's actually a bonehead. Packers fans calling for LaFleur's head have no idea what they are doing.

>>151921154
People dont' actually watch the Eagles. Sirianni does this all the time. This is 4th and 4, not at the end of the game but it's the same concept.
>>151921147
Hurts has become good against the blitz, again, he's not even a top 5 problem with the eagles right now.

>>151921179
Like, I 100% agree with the notion that the Eagles should've punted with so little time on the clock, but why not just say that instead of creating some conspiracy about it?

>>151921168
How can you not when they have such ELITE QBs?

>>151921158
I have this angle, at least

>>151921172
Say what you want about iggles fans, but after a loss we'll be bitching about the reasons it happened more than the shitposters gloating about it are.
>>151921195
v(you)s

>>151921196
How do you still lose after getting a ridiculous fumble like that?

>>151921196
This was such a cool play design, and he just fucked it up.

>>151921196
This was more a great defensive play than anything else

>>151921195
The Eagles are the new hollywood narrative team just like how everyone was freaking out over AJ Brown's tweets

>>151921204
Absolute Zerg swarmed

>>151921208
By giving away an equally ridiculous fumble 15 minutes later
>>151921158

>>151921213
Patullo rarely calls it anymore, I miss it on obvious passing downs.
>>151921196
>2nd fumble all year
>1st outside the pocket
>good defensive effort play
oh no!

>>151921196
He's been in the league for 5 seasons and you have 14 examples of him failing? Hell on the one you posted it's a textbook example of a great defensive effort. Might be a top 10 peanut punch of all time

>>151921221
>>151921223
Kek, so sensitive

>>151921094
nah you are

>>151921025
Lobbing the ball to a wide open receiver isn't impressive. Especially if it's to an elite talent like Devonta Smith.

>>151921238
>posts his only INT this year
I'm sorry, I thought you were trying to have an actual discussion about football not zoomer tier shitposting. Nevermind, carry on.

>>151921248
It's only elite when it's to JSN, because no one can even hold his nuts.

>>151921238
>Only 14 webmable mistakes in 5 seasons
My QB is certifiably ELITE

>>151921084
*wins*

>>151921204
Thank you

>>151921238
>so sensitive
?

>>151921251
>I thought you were trying to have an actual discussion
There's no need to be upset

>>151921271
I'm not upset, just disappointed.

>>151921220
The Eagles fumble was worse. This one is 2nd and long with 30 seconds left until half time and it didn’t give them good field position. And they were getting the ball to start the 2nd half anyways

My favorite part of Thanksgiving is the stuffing. I wish I could have all of the stuffing to myself.

No one cares about the NFC lol

>>151921292
Based and same

>>151921286
>And they were getting the ball to start the 2nd half anyways
Eagles got the ball to start the 2nd half, did you even watch the game?

>>151921296
Everyone wants to watch Seahawks Rams on Sunday

>>151921292
my favorite part is upsetting my parents by getting blackout drunk. im 36.

>>151921295
heh, penis

>>151921308
The NFC West is more entertaining than the rest of it I will concede that.
The NFC East and South are so fucking lame though

>>151921308
This. I'm a Bills fan and I'm immensely enjoying the Seahawks this season.

>>151921322
It's not the Eagles fault the rest of the division had a meltdown

>>151921296
True, I only care about the AFC.

>>151921292
My mother makes a large tray of brownies with chocolate chips and snickers. I think it's overkill but I still eat a lot of them.

Washedley

>>151921342
She washes very well

>>151921333
Do you eat them with your anus?

>>151921338
He wants to move them to Chicago so fucking bad.

>>151921307
That’s what I fucking said asshole. I wish I never watched that awful game.

>>151921338
I ain't clickin that shit

Travis Hunter

>>151921292
Same that's why my mom makes a lot of it because I'll eat it every day for almost a week

>>151921362
...is ded

>>151921196
>>151921204
So glad I didn't watch this shit bowl.

>>151921406
I had it on one monitor and vidya on the other monitor

>>151921406
It was a kino low scoring game, unlike the raiders Broncos which was a cringe low scoring game.

My Eagles deserve an actual challenging divsion.

>>151920929
based
>>151920893
I think Mac is just JImmy 2.0 which was good enough to get to an owl in 2019. DESU I love Brock but I love the team winning. I think they should keep riding the hot hand a roll with Mac. Mac has played his best against the toughest teams and did quite well for his time.
>>151920901
Fudgepackers

>>151921419
fuck off they've had one for 20 years ffs

>>151921419
Remember when your Eagles got 4th quartered by the Broncos a few weeks ago? Lmao

>>151921406
I fell asleep during this game on three occasions and woke up to the same score as it was when I fell asleep on all three occasions.

>>151921204
Love is total ass, why the fuck did they pay this guy.

>>151921413
Yeah, but did they have Geno Smith clearly playing very injured in a completely unnecessary display of grit and determination? I didn't think so.

The NFC is so much better than the AFC it isn't even funny.

>>151921444
He just needs more help.

>>151921444
he had 6 okayish games against week defenses 2 years ago and they already gave eryn the boot and traded up for manlover. Front office was too proud to realize that a FCS+ school's QB wasn't the answer.

>>151921451
this, AFC fags are not allowed to talk shit until one of them gets past the mutt in the playoffs, bengals need not apply.

>>151921323
Snakequon Bustley

This dude is really dedicating his entire existence to piling on Jordan Love. I can't even get mad because even when he plays well, he's still here doing the exact same thing.

>>151921482
Cry more, packturd.

>>151921482
He's doing God's work.

Offensivelinebabbyley

Dedicate to this bussy

>>151921482
>even when he plays well
Name ONE time Jordan Love played well.

>>151921482
it's weird as hell. It's like being a dedicated hater to Trevor Lawrence or something. Just why?

bears @ kangz gonna be spicy

for some reason I thought the packers were 6-3 and wondering why they went full doom mode

>>151921436
I drunkenly fell alseep just after half time during the opening week Ravens-Bills and when I woke up, they were doing postgame.
>MFW

>>151921511
When he beat the Lions on Thanksgiving. I remember because I had like 4 plates of food and 3 slices of pie during that game.

>waaaahhhh! this guy on the internet hates the QB I worship so I can't even enjoy things anymore!
kwapacktard

You're not a real NFL fan if you don't have hate in your heart

>I'm a wolf whose name is Nine
Can you even begin to imagine being this retarded? It almost defies belief.

>now he's seething about JJ.
kwapacktard.

Just look at Jordan Loves EPA stats. He is elite.

>>151921074
literally BEGGING for the BHC

>>151921482
You seem upset

This bussy is gonna be spicy

Jordan Love is playing with a very injured receiver corps.

You retards don't know ball.

>>151921482
What's even weirder is that he will dedicate multiple posts to arguing with you when you call him out. His comebacks are usually quite good too. Honestly, he's by far the most impressive sperg in this general.

RETARD FAGGOTS LOVE IS THE BEST QB IN THE NFC EASILY

Give it to me straight bros, what's the future look like for my Gnats?

Defy belief in this bussy

DEY IS INJURED N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
kwapacktard

>>151921572
LaFleur unironically needs to let him throw more instead of wasting their 1st downs with a shitty 2 yard run.

Jordan Love is playing with this bussy

>it's a kangz puckers shit-flinging thread
this'll be fun

>>151921588
>Tonight, you will get your dick ripped off

>>151921588
Tonight. You.

>>151921588
Pray that your front office doesn't hire a defensive head coach or a "culture setter"

Turkey
Stuffing
I don't eat vegetables
Macaroni and Cheese
Rolls
Pumpkin Pie
Sweet Potato Pie
Pecan Pie
Key Lime Pie
Cookies

I can't wait for Thanksgiving bros. We also get four straight days of football.

Just took a fat steaming NFC North, lads

>>151921540
I warned everyone that he was mentally week months ago

For me, it's stuffed bussy for Thanksgiving.

>>151921640
in what hole

>>151921642
weak*
Fuck I should really stop posting here while driving

>>151921637
No cranberry?

>>151921653
>while driving my cock into my sheep because I'm a sheep-shagging packtard
kwapacktard

>>151921652
The Midwest

>>151921656
We don't have cranberry sauce anymore because my Uncle keeps sticking his dick in it

>>151921460
He needs to be successful within the limitations of the help he already has. Since he can’t do that without being sacked or fumbling or throwing an incomplete pass or int, he’s just not a good qb. He did nothing to warrant being paid so much. He’s not GB’s third HoF qb in a row because he will never be a HoF qb. He will be a backup qb for another team in a few years and Aaron Rodgers will probably still be playing as a starter

why do eagles get back-to-back prime time games?

I can't say I've heard of a QB with a Fursona until now.

>Jaire Alexander is "stepping away from football to try to focus on getting himself right physically and mentally before deciding on his future"
lel he figured out the Eagles weren't going to start him either and gave up

>>151921642
>Caleb's face when JJ is hogging all the bussy

>>151921588
>Games without the bald fraud on the sideline
comfy

>>151921717
I don't want the Bears to win as much as I want them to injure every Vikings player

>>151921717
Which one was more painful for him?

>>151921714
seriously? ffs

>>151921599
He doesn’t have been options to throw to. That guy with the diaper on his head got injured too. Jacobs is a good

>>151921660
I'm not a Packers fan

>>151921710
switch the fucking game with the Seahawks Rams game, that's what i'm saying.

>>151921637
This nigga is fat

>>151921768
better to be fat than a bussy.

>>151921768
Rude

>>151921761
There's a new retarded rule in place stating that the same two divisional rivals can't play each other twice in primetime in the same season and the Seahawks and Rams play on TNF at the end of the year

>>151921794
how does that work? isn't he contractually obligated?

>>151921637
For me it's mac & cheese

is Jaire Alexander gone forever?

PROVE you know ball

>>151921794
does his supplement line still exist? I remember liking the BCAAs

>>151921761
Way better ratings for Lions and Eagles. Seattle is a small fan base in the PNW which nobody cares about and the Rams have no fans

TOP 10 STATISTICAL QB REGULAR SEASONS.
>1. 2004 Peyton 1.758
>2. 2011 Rodgers 1.730
>3. 2007 Brady 1.718
>4. 2024 Jackson 1.685
>5. 2020 Mahomes 1.683
>6. 2013 Peyton 1.673
>7. 2020 Rodgers 1.652
>8. 2018 Mahomes 1.637
>9. 2011 Brees 1.629
>10. 2019 Jackson 1.622
No era adjustment. 1.000 = Andy Dalton's bengal career average

>>151921804
I would assume he forfeits his salary, at least. But I don't know.

>>151921794
so now what? does this count as a retirement or him refusing to play?

>>151921813
objectively better game though.

>>151921811
Wins are the only stat. Everything else is just a distraction for peasants.

>>151921824
They really need to get some new material already

Yet non-ball knowers want me to blame Daniels
>old team
The 10 oldest players aren't hurt.

>>151921811
For me it's SBC and BBC

>>151921854
Can't trust mama's boy qbs for jackshit

>>151921811
the bengals have had the same WR for 30 years

>>151921817
>only one brady season
not the goat

>>151921813
God I remember all the annoying Seahawks bandwagon fans that were here during the LoB

I called Daniels getting TAPPED midway through last season
>can only throw to one side of the field
>too skinny to get hit as much as he does
Commiefags HATED when I told them

>>151921794
what an abrupt falloff

projected standings

how are the jags consistently so fucking retarded? like, they should luck into some good first round picks

>>151921794
>trade a 6th rounder for a washed CB
>he doesn't play a single snap before quitting on the team
Howie fleeced them again!

>>151921899
Broncos will win 11 at most

>>151921899
>49ers
>1 seed
I think they could make the playoffs but that's silly

>>151921831
This person knows ball

they should add another division or 2 to the NFL. plenty of states could have teams.

>Virginia
>Montana
>The Dakotas
>Maine
>Alaska
>Havvaii
>Alabama
>Oregon
>Idaho
>Kentucky
>Oklahoma
>New Mexico

not all of these, of course- but there are plenty of viable options.

>>151921899
>browns guaranteed a top 2 pick
based, that's all i want from this season. though they're way too optimistic about the titans, that would require ward developing on the fly with an interim staff

>>151921805
I count 6 cheeses.

>>151921921
It was a 6th in exchange for 7th. Worth it to kick the tires and see what role he could have. Turns out he's weakmind, oh well.

>>151921899
ain't NO fucking way the Seahawks are losing 5 more games. look at their fucking schedule.

>>151921892
>>can only throw to one side of the field

>>151921899
>SF
you wish

>>151921924
The Niners aren't good but they're the luckiest team in the league. They've already won a bunch of games they had no business winning.

>>151921899
>>151921924
also I made a mistake, the eagles should be the one seed now

>>151921953
I know, but all the way to the 1 seed? idk

>>151921965
ah, then very good carry on ball knower

>>151921804
You can't force a guy to play when he doesn't want to, although they won't pay him for games he is physically able to play but doesn't suit up for.

>>151921961
I am a retard. Carry on

>>151921946
>one game against dudes from home depot
>exactly 3 passes beyond 5 yards to the right
I rest my case, thank you.

My brethren, can my Seahawks beat the Rams this week, per chance?

Jalen Hurts requires a simple playbook

cj stroud needs to be cut

>>151921811
Bussy

I have black qb fatigue

Easiest trap game spotting of my life

cj stroud needs this bussy

>>151921932
32 teams is plenty. No more needed

>>151922014
Fields boutta rush for 180 yards and 2 TDs

>>151921932
Worst post ITT by far.

>>151921994
>>one game
That's just the one I have saved. Go pull up any of his games from about midseason last year or later. They all show that he spreads out his throws

Jalen Hurts requires this bussy

>>151921996
Darnold will have PTSD from the last time he played the Rams.

Fields boutta rush for this bussy

how did the jags go from beating the chiefs to whatever the fuck they're doing right now?

>>151922043
Truthers know that Darnold has been playing kinda poorly. He has a 17:6 TD:INT ratio

Shittsburp Stoolers

>>151921811
The Bills will never win the Owl
t. Lifelong Bills fan of 30+ years

>>151922066
The Kansas City Chiefs are a bad football team

SNEED NOOOOOOOOOO

>>151922077
post flutie flakes

>>151920224 (OP)
Fuck every team that isn't the raiders

>>151922085
sneed bros...

ayo this niggas name is SNEED

>>151921899
>SEA 10-7
lol
lmao even
Seahawks are winning the division

>>151922085
Formerly clean record

So is Le Floor getting fired?

>>151922117
I fucking hope so

>>151922085
THERE GOES MY HERO
WATCH HIM AS HE GOES

>>151922117
No. Why would he?

>>151920224 (OP)
Is no one going to comment on how rude the OP was? Sheesh, take a chill pill.

>>151922125
But I thought he was a good coach. He's got a great record unless it's in spite of him

>>151922117
aye

>>151922117
The Packers would be absolutely insane to fire him. He's trying to babby Love so he doesn't be an INT machine, and he'd get hired in a second.

>>151921854
Bears fans really hate Daniels

>>151921899
Switch my Niners with Seahawks

>>151922085
>do nothing
>get locked up
Another day in AmeriKKKA smdh

>>151922178
i just hate loudmouth commiefags

>>151922178
>fans
I'm pretty sure it's one guy with a real stick up his bussy

>>151922147
Its fine, he wasnt talking about me

>>151922178
the feud is over now that both sides have a win

>Josh Allen suddenly develops into a great QB
>No, it can't be because Allen hired his own personal QB coaches that he worked extensively with throughout the offseason, it must be Daboll!
This fat bald moron owes half of the money he stole from the Giants to Josh Allen and the other half to the people in the media that gave him credit he never deserved.

>>151922085
>gets a felony
Welcome back to the Chiefs!

>>151922220
2 soon

>>151922157
I know, I'm Bears fan, if they fire Lefleur they'll be in the basement for a decade+, I hope those reactionary babies get what they want at the first ever sign of struggle.

Hurts will win 2 more rings

what's next for him?

>>151922220
5 digits isnt even that special

>>151922233
......as a back up

>>151922241
probably back to the bills for the time being

Who's next?

>>151920929
I kinda want them to make ti just as a reward for their perseverance but at the same time, can you imagine the casualties if this already dead team has to play even one game of playoff-level intensity? I feel like McCaffrey, Kittle, at least two WRs multiple linemen, and defensive players all get hurt and whichever qb starts just collapses into pieces in the end like the Bluesmobile

>>151922262
not happening unless McDermott gets fired since they had a falling out

why? because daboll (rightfully) went ballistic on McDermott and the DC because of 13 seconds. no one leaked what was said, but it was bad enough that McDermott refuses to even speak to him

penis jr.

how do you explain this?

>>151922307
they only played one good team, the bucs, which they lost to

>>151922069
Darnold has been playing pretty damn good this year

>>151922307
Bussy

>>151922340
what happens if he lays another egg in the playoffs again?

>>151922307
they've blown out a couple of shit teams really badly

>>151922307
>weeks 8-10
>how do you explain this?
small sample size

>>151922307
The Seahawks just had two games where it was over before the half

>>151922339
there are 12 teams in the league with 3 wins and 16 under .500

name some teams with quality wins

>>151922376
eagles and rams

>>151922376
iggles

>>151922297
Whatever was said, Daboll was correct. It's almost impossible to have a better offensive performance than the one they had in that game and McDermott couldn't hold down the fort for 13 fucking seconds.

I mean, the opponent is at the 20 and every fucking dropback eats up 4 or 5 seconds at last. All you have to do is not serve up like 60 yards in 3 plays. But they did. It's McDermott's defining moment and it will haunt the Bills forever.

>>151922307
>week 8
Bye
>week 9
Commanders blowout win. Jayden was back for it but but then suffered a worse injury when the game was already over
>week 10
Cardinals blowout win with 35 points being scored in the first 20 minutes

>>151922307
>>151920419

I can't people thought Shedeur was better than Dart

>>151922297
>>151922402
All it would have taken was calling for a squib kick. That's it and the Bills would have won. It's shocking McDermott kept his job after that and damning of the Bills that he still has his job to this day.

>>151922357
He had 3 turnovers on 13 pass attempts against the Cards and they still won by 3 scores. One of those fumbles was a botched handoff that wasnt entirely his fault too

>>151922241
My berds probably will hire him

>>151922438
first snap from the backup center

>>151922307
HOW BOUT DEM BEARS?

>>151922418
Well he hasn't even played so hard to tell

>>151922418
only blacks and media talking heads

>>151922474
Maybe if you're black

>>151922461
Oh is that what is was? I missed it and heard it was a botched handoff

>>151922437
>don't squib kick and effectively end the game because you're afraid of giving them any extra yards
>kick it normally and run no time off the clock
>give up a 40 yard pass one play later

>>151922307
brb placing a grando on seahawks winning it all

>>151922492
People keep posting shit like this. Have you guys forgotten about last years vikings?

>>151922437
>>151922489
As a game, 13 seconds is one of the best of all time. It's an insane final two minutes
As an evaluation of the coaches, it's kind of insane McDermott is still employed. All he's ever done is make Josh Allen do everything. IIRC, the 13 second game season was the only time the Bills had a top 10 defense.

Idk how to feel about my team now. It feels like we're about to blow it up a bit and start fresh with new coaches and QB but also feels like nothing will change

>>151922534
You have a bottom 5 owner. Nothing will change

>>151920876
I still watch Seahawk fan reaction videos to this when I'm feeling down.

>>151922534
its time for the rebuild

I have a bottom 5 bussy

bryce dung

>>151920537
I know that feel bro... who knows what the Bills will do next.

>>151922288
Might be a one and out but who knows, they could have a meme run like they did in 2021. But I just don't see that happening with all the injuries especially on defense

>>151922069
Sam Darnold and Drake Maye have been the most impressive passers this season.

You now remember K Chris Naggar

I need something to watch

>>151922631
I always like how Mel's being kind of thoughtful but Vince is just radiating pure disgust

>>151922678
No I don't

>>151922682
Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

>>151922682
pacific rim is free on youtube right now

>>151922694
Kicker for the browns, but his last name had every white tv whatever scared as hell, I can only imagine what happens Noah Knigga comes out

>>151922682
Saika Kawakita is so beautiful

>>151920684
>Thanksgiving turkey sucks.
get her an instapot. don't know the why, but it was the best/juiciest turkey i've ever had

>>151922709
I'd rim her pacific desu

>>151922709
oh shit it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-R-QExErpA&t=7430s

>>151922750
you sick fuck

Skattebo is streaming world of warcraft

>>151922792
link

>>151922811
https://www.twitch.tv/sk4tpack

>>151922829
>Favorite Crayon Reveal
kek

Caleb is streaming his mocha bussy.

>>151922848
Now this is a stream I can get behind

>>151922848
Link

>>151921013
It's the Eagles

>>151920455
>Worse than Jawalrus, a player who literally stopped trying the moment he was drafted
Pack it up, kid.

>>151922829
Lol just tuned in and he said he fell face down when using the crutches lol
He has CTE doesn't he?

at a certain point a teams needs to just draft 6 quarterbacks until they find a good one

>>151922829
Absolute cinema.

>>151922923
many such cases

>>151922946
Teams should never stop trying to find a good QB. Finding one is hard and GMs should understand that you're likely to whiff on someone or two before landing one.

>>151922923
us defense chads stay feasting

>>151922923
Don’t watch my raiders secure the Mendoza pick

>>151922923
Two raiders primetime games in a row? Come on

Please watch my team play for you.

It’s honestly ridiculous that losing teams get prime time games.

Im going to make you faggots watch. I wont let you avert your gaze from my team.
YOU WILL look at my Raiders and the absolute state of them. If I must suffer with this shit every week, you can tough it out for two weeks in a row.

Ez win for the New England Patriots on Thursday

>>151923044
Based fellow prime time ruiner.
We have FOUR more prime time slots and you ALL will watch this shit ass defense get 0 stops

>>151923044
>>151923062
No please. No more slop

>>151923032
They can't predict what teams will suck and what teams won't

>>151923091
The Raiders have sucked for 23 years in a row

>>151923091
>nobody could have predicted the raiders being bad this season

>>151923089
Try 25 years of shit games like this, pal.

>>151923089
>Week 11: 9AM in Madrid
>Week 13: SNF
>Week 16: 1 of 2 Saturday games
>Week 17: 1pm Thursday
We'll be seeing a lot of each other

>>151923091
Then what's all this faggy advanced analytics shit?

>>151923091
literally all they have to do is consult ball knowers here

Consult this bussy

>>151923109
25 years SO FAR!

New

>>151923142

>>151923142

>>151923142

Guys I'm thinking about bussy again

>>151923107
>>151923108
The media actually was hyping the Raiders up in the offseason. They thought Pete Carroll, Geno Smith, and Ashton Jeanty would turn the team around. There were some people calling them a darkhorse playoff team. Who knew that hiring the oldest coach in NFL history, a washed up vet that spent most of his career as a backup, and drafting a running back in the top 10 weren't actually good moves.

>>151923091
That's not how they pick primetime games, they pick them based off of popularity, storylines, rivalries, how many people will hate watch and possible playoff implications. That's why their are so many NFC East teams in primetime. The only thing they actively avoid are known shit teams with no fan base. Raiders are shit but have fans, Titans have no fans and no primetime games because they've been shit since they canned vrabel.