Thread 151923889

Poppy edition.
/hoc/vious: >>151921775

my avies! :)

>>151923899
whatever the result, I'll have fun :)

krak'd

>>151923900
MY DUCKIES

my sharkies :DDD

KRAKIES SSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

celebrini and sharks are fun to watch

Holy fuck Sharksniggas, we are so fucking bad it's unreal.

>>151923889 (OP)
popthese

Sharkies rape your ass

>>151923918
WE'RE KRAKEN TONIGHT :)

my sanozay shorks :D getting wild out there!

JUMBO PUCKS

oceanbros, how we feeling going tonight?

>>151923938
is that one of those rattle pucks for the blind?

OUR San Jose Sharkies :)

MY SHARKIES

consider the puck

sharkschads we remembered to pay the refs finally

Sharks are going to need to tank like crazy soon.

use blindfolds

macklin gayabrini

>>151923944
last season was about mountains, is this season about oceans?

>>151923944
stors and poorida teams are the swamp belt

wayne cheating
hella lame
biz actually not looking
hella professional

>>151923944
Should the Penguins be an allied lake or something?

as an american, i truly believe that the vancouver metro area is beautiful, reflective of Beautiful British Columbia

the drive up to the border from seattle and then into the city is nicer than most drives in socal
>t. from LA

>>151923974
it'll always be mountains for me desu

how would one go about getting one of those official nhl blazers with the leagues logo on the lapel gary makes some of his goym wear?

>>151923971
ACK! celery

calibros it's happening

>>151923974
sub-broship of the mountainbroship

what is this defensive structure called

>>151923997
you're sure getting your moneys worth outta this pic huh?

it'll be tight when climate change renders vegas and phoenix uninhabitable

>>151924016
>when
already is

>>151924012
you wouldn't understand

>>151924015
just found it on twatter

We are so back

>>151924016
I voted for the toxic dump

>>151924012
>the mild

>>151924016
pretty much everywhere it's gonna be hot

should a gone 5 hole bro

>>151924012
The Indian special

>>151924059
Stars at at 23 pts now thank you very much

From Iain MacIntyre to Tyson Barrie. With Dan Murphy along the whole way. Canucks intermission broadcast can be the best in the league when they let their guys talk.

>>151924059
what did jfresh mean by this?

I seriously hope you guys celebrated veterans day

Oh shit I hope wedgewood is ok...
Still go ducks tho

GOULIE DOWN
GOULIE DOWN

>>151924085
It's called rembrance day here and we don't get a holiday for it

>>151924085
its not a holiday you are really supposed to celebrate

>>151924016
You actually believe in climate change?

>>151924085
it's not a celebration it's a day to acknowledge our honored war dead ya fucking mark

*kamikazes ur goalie*

>Demko out after the 1st period
FUCK

>>151924103
you died

>>151924103
i think he'll be alright

>>151924103
really wedged his leg into wedgewood's wood there

>>151924103
Get quacked faggot

>>151924102
>>151924098
t. doesn't know what celebration means

>>151924103
>>151924129
Foot to dick and dick to face.
Brutal.

On the PP
>avs: 0 SOG
>ducks: 3 SOG

>>151924103
back in the day you would've gotten your shit rocked for pulling some shit like this, now maybe you see a little scrum at the glass and a lot of jawin but nobody ever fights anymore

>>151924115
Surprised they even let him start

>>151924142
avs pp very small

>>151924085
I made chicken schnitzel and salad with spicy mustard vinaigrette. I didn't know it was veterans day.

guy has to wait for his air to take a 5 minute detour before it goes all the way through his 'strils

>>151924016
they can just build domes. we'll have to do that here too.

>>151924142
Thats one weak pp

That was landeskogs first this year? Fucking whack bounce

SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LANDY FIRST ONE OF THE SEASON FOR THE THIRD TIME

my avies! :))
LANDESKOG FOR REAL THIS TIME!

LANDESKOG SCAR

KING KOG

Ducks going to win. Simple as

>>151924206
I have an OTL kind of feeling tonight

Sportsnet is still trying to force me into being a Blue Jays fan but I will always refuse.

>Hughes ded
I hate this team so much.

puck off his knee pit

hockey players are so dirty!

>>151924261
Was it a law commercial? James Spivey?

looks like we are in the mckenna sweepstakes now

can any vancouver people confirm if this is a good ice cream

>>151924285
Similar to the laffs without Matthews, the Canucks play oddly well when Hughes is out of the line up.

Colorado keeps trying this long pass cherry picking tactic and I really dont like it

will they play more blind hockey?

so tired of being awake
getting into bed
maybe i'll see the third before the void takes me

>this game features the top two teams
It's boring as shit

hey bro's

>>151924341
Bruins already played, stupid

Welcome back Quinn!

https://youtu.be/KFQnIFN1pYo
>swedish goaltending

Why isn't Gretzky wearing a poppy?

>>151924085
My company made me worn today

helly having a hell of a night :)

>>151924375
he hates canada kwab

>>151924383
nobody has studied the game more than him

I miss grapes

>>151924085
I was out doordashing (kill me) and I only saw one restaurant closed

really unhappy with this weekend in chicago nhl ad spot

sharks pp

>celebrini

why do original six teams get all the young superstars?

kraken games are just awful

its still forcing shorks original 6 in 2026

>>151924411
We used to call it ding dong ditching.

>shannon spends an entire offseason saying the ducks are shit
>they are one of the best teams in the nhl

cream soda I bought last week and just opened is a disgustingly pitiful 4/10

>>151924449
raise your hand if you actually believed that everyone on Anaheim was gonna look this good, and both Trouba and Kreider would actually be good

>>151924449
Is Shannon ever right?
Also just beat savage beastfly round 2 in silk song lads. Tonight is a good night.

looks like /hoc/ owes my sharkies another apology

>>151924388
Cage match?

>>151924455
I didn’t consider the Ducks to be any sort of threat in the Pacific and their success bothers me.

>>151924388
>hellebuyck is bane

i do not wish to experience kraken hockey

>>151924455
Been saying it for weeks, Ducks lookin good this year

>>151924475
Who's your prey, I mean team?

>>151924490
too bad

we jackin' it now, boys

copey is a janny
got me banned for 1993 days
see you guys in 2031 i guess

>>151924507
kwab copey won again

>>151924507
kek gottem

>>151924375
Opposed to the opium trade.

based puck catcher

Gary made the call. The magnets are on

>>151924544
you knew they were gonna score once homie caught it

my avies!!! :)))
necas!

>>151924507
cope no i'm not

beer catch chug man is hella what to live for

3-1 avsies

>>151924595
_/_/_/_/

>>151924595
based

My penguins ):

damn look at that jaw

her penguins :)

any Big Match John bro's in the chat

>>151924648
reporting in he fine speech'd dom kwab

damn necas just killed a kid

Killorn wacked

why do trainers always have a giant ass smartwatch on who needs a smartwatch during a hockey game

sliced his cheek open. ouch

>>151924661
he sped right into it

>>151924671
smartwatches are gay. damn shame that people charge their watches every couple days

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT NOT A GOAL

gary's law strikes again!

Q is legitimately pissed

>>151924659
first time winning that belt too we love John

>>151924685
glad to see woody back to work

genuinely cant tell in full time if he was just bracing for the hit or pulled a sneaky one. anyways kreider looks more and more like a pirate the older he gets

>>151924682
People used to have to wind their watches regularly, how is charging any different?

"meat and potatoes" makes you fat and clogged, not a grinder athlete

>>151924710
never gonna make it with the wolves kid

>>151924703
you don't know whether to shit or wind your watch tranny btw tiny lost

does XXX not mean porn anymore
crazy the Avs went with that for their anniversary logo

>>151924710
>grindr athlete

>>151924719
bedard isn't like that

>>151924718
they were gonna do xrd but got told anaheim already had a lock on weeb night

mackinnon hustling on a backcheck, rare sight

>>151924744
anon please
stop pls

PARKER KELLY

ray ferarro clowning on garland for being a short little midge

my avies!!!! :))))
kelly!

pack it in anaheim, the streak was fun but it's time to learn your place
back to the basement, it's over

gn /hoc/
lovely avies game :]

GG Colorado

guess it was a bit too much too soon for the duckos

We've been exposed lads

gg ducks

carlsson is very good

>cucks
Thanks for the 2 points

>>151924796
Nah Ducks looked okay, it was a good game.

The Pacific division, brought to you by California.

>>151924769
Yeah he’s short but he’s not small. You didn’t listen to Ray, he was wise.

>>151924843
no, i did. i am pretty sure that ray said "conor garland is a short little midge who couldn't even suck my dick if he took on his tippy-toes. his tippy toes, john." and garland wasn't even on the ice when he said that, too.

>>151924854
everyone who makes fun of manlets is a 6'something" 145lb skinnyfat soi and the only thing they ever achieved in life is not getting filtered by fat coal burner single moms on tinder

HELLY PLEASE ENDURE FOR THE LAST 90 SECONDS

>>151924883
what was that? can't hear you from down there, squirt haha

>>151924883
all correct except I'm 300+

heh squirt

nvm empty net goal :)

comeback watch in vancouver

>>151924899
not on my watch

nevermind

booooooo

Uuurns!

And another garypoint!!

playing pokemon again

xheattle as a team and fanbase has been a disaster for the White race

>>151924942
yea grubauer sucks

what metro area has the better sights, seattle or vancouver?

>>151924956
vancouver desu

shootout kino

gg jackets, I'm going to go look at the northern lights now

>>151924980
i tried in my area but couldn't see anything. i did a couple years ago tho

>>151924963
Kinda shocked to hear somebody bat for Vancouver. The town is boring as fuck and looks depressing, seriously no personality. Stanley park sucks, everything is expensive and pedestrian, only good thing I can remember there was eating at a small Japanese tapas place where the cooks are making food right in front of you, that place was sick.

coyle scaaarrrrrrr

>>151924993
the nature's really nice

the jack are back

>>151924826
>The pacific is back to the california gauntlet after a 6 year hiatus

>>151925061
the kings are letting everyone down

>>151924993
whats exactly is so amazing about seattle to you? are you really that amazed by a fucking public market and observation tower?

>>151924993
I don't have a hat in the ring, but how isn't Seattle as depressing as Vancouver?

>>151923944
Thanks for leaving the Kings out because we don't want to be aligned with all you losers. The Kings have more Stan Lees than all of you combined

>>151924449
I can see people making the argument Montreal was gonna be good but nobody saw this coming from Anaheim, not even Pat Verbeek or the fans

>>151924883
>everyone who makes fun of manlets is a 6'something" 145lb skinnyfat soi
I am 6'2" 205 and can beat the ever living fuck out of you. I also accept the fact that a guy 6'7" 250lb can also beat the fuck out of me. It's called life and learn to deal with adversity. I see guys 5'5" who have pulled hot ass wives. It's all about charisma (The rizz how the kids say) and smarts. If you're a dumbfuck well then IDK what to say to that other than I hope you have a good night

>>151925399
cope knights rule

>>151925399
Surely clowns would be a more intimidating team than awkward birds, old people, leaves or a musical genre.

We lost. Most of the team played bad. Thats gonna happen sometimes. We are still first in the division, with less games played than teams that are catching up to us.

Can you guys just take a deep breath and move on? Can we stop bashing players, demanding line changes or even trades after every little negative thing that happens? Yes, that player sucked tonight. Yes, even the one you thought would have played better if he had played that role sucked as well. And yes, even your absolute favorite player, who you think can do no wrong, even he sucked tonight. We all saw the graph, no one did good. And thats fine, there is no need to overeact, we all know how good everyone on the team is, so lets just.. idk.. support the team?

I swear, some of you have the emotional inteligence of a toddler.

>>151925399
Clussy rules though

>>151925507
I'm sorry, but did the Oilers already miss the playoffs? Oh, that's right. The season isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only 20% complete. Does not having a good record at this stage of the season count as a missing the playoffs? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the season is still on? The Oilers are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the NHL for how many years now? They're playing in one of the worst divisions in the NHL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of meme rebuilds. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Oilers are one of the best fucking teams in the NHL.

For me, its Macklin Celebrini of the San Jose Sharks

>>151925599
stole my post

>>151925337
>that logo

>>151925507
Go back

>>151925675
Go back where?

>>151925718
Your containment board

He's so incredibly soft. How did he get injured by this push? Unless he got an injury to a vertebra, there's no reason to why he shouldn't have returned. and if it was that, he would've been stretchered off.

>>151925725
What’s that

I think Detroit might do better if they replaced Larkin as the captain. Nothing against him really, I think he's a great player. But he just seems like a bit of a wuss. Like it's like he never really hits back when a player on the opposing team tries to start a scrum.

>>151925371
I am 5'8" and 127 lbs. Would you be able to beat me up?

>>151925769
Besides Larkin, there's zero captain material on that roster.

the hughes brothers have very fragile shoulders...

>>151925815
Just like my Canucks.

i'm 6'8" 270 pounds and i chase down and rape smaller men for fun

rolled credits on pokemon za

>>151925857
based dallas fan

im still quite confused why john garrett suddenly pronounces max sasson, sass-sion, as if he suddenly became french canadian in the offseason

>>151925909
sometimes players update their pronunciation. a couple I remember are when andrej sekera went from buffalo to carolina he went from suh-care-ah to seck-er-ah, I think he actually went back when they traded him to LA. then when parise tried to get people to pronounce it par-ease for some reason even though the hockey world already was accustomed to his dad's pronunciation and his for his entire career up until he decided to change it

>>151925905
Hurricanes top six

Svechnikov 191 cm / 6'3" - Aho 183 cm / 6'0" - Jarvis 178 cm / 5'10"

Ehlers 182 cm / 6'0" - Stankoven 173 cm / 5'8" - Blake 180 cm / 5'11"

I bet that there's no team in the past 40+ years that have won a Stanley Cup with such a small top six.

ynr nolan patrick

>>151925989
>gets concussed from reclining his airplane seat
>gets concussed from a teammate talking to him
>gets concussed from waking up in the morning
Yep, I remember him.

>>151925909
you mean john shorthouse, john garrett is semi-retired and doesn't do colour commentary for the canucks anymore

The Flames played themselves out of playoff contention 10 days in to the season

>>151924069
>still negative goal diff
fraud team

>>151926165
Gavin McKenna please

>>151926191
>fumes finally get a first overall
>spend it on a shitty winger
love to see it

crazy how bud won and trb lost

Remembrance day is cringe

>>151926219
Laffs traded that pick.
>laffs

budmembrance day is observed on april 17th

First win in Ottawa since 2016 Stars bros. Finally Robertson scored a goal that he was due too. I see Otter started the game horribly, but he performed well afterwards.

>>151926281
guten morgen

>>151926321
2016 was 6 years before 04/17/22

>>151925905
Tendies flop worse than soccer players

>>151926502
I do love a good rape at the garden

>>151926321
I’m pleasantly surprised they managed to win that. 3rd game in 4 nights, road game, cursed building. Good shit. Habs will be harder so idk how that goes but they’re doing a good job picking up points.

>>151926500
It's pretty good I guess... I'm just wondering why they didn't make the crest solid black for the away jersey.

Good morning /hoc/
>laffs

>>151925727
He wasn't. He hurt himself trying to hit Zadorov in the follow up play.
Your first point still stands though.

imagine losing to the >laffs in the playoffs

So 17-18 games in is your team doing better or worse or the same as this time last season?

>finally face a good team
>get completely shit on
Yep.

>>151926663
Disgraceful education in this country
>So, 17-18 games in, is your team doing better, worse, or the same as this time last season?

well, this will be quite something to tune into

>>151926663
It's real bad bro

>>151926693
They haven’t won a game against the kangs in 5-6 years. But they’re also 1-4 against TEAMs that made the ploffs last season and 8 of their next 11 games are against such teams so they might be in for bad times

>>151926731
I haven't been watching much this season, do you think the flyers take them? Thinking of a cheeky bet

>300 dollars for a seat at global series in Stockholm

Yeah I think I'll pass

Miro is back Starsbros :)

>>151926663
last season they were desperately fighting for .500 under the suffocating weight of shit goaltending and no depth. top line had to score three a game just to keep it close.

>>151926768
Miro is having a nice return to form. The only problem is that apparently Harley can only play well when Miro is out and he has to step up.

ok so I'm still coming to terms with my leafs wasting a 2nd round pick on oft-injured fourth line plug Scott Laughton, but now I'm being reminded we also traded away our best prospect as well to the bruins? and all we got was a bottom end defence man? At least we didn't throw away another 2nd rounder as well good golly

opened wyna liu's latest connections offering and dropped my phone out of sheer cringe

A lot of sorry ass niggas after last night

Is it just me, or do the Tkachhuk brothers look like black people with white skin and brown hair?

>>151926805
The laffs best prospect was a 3rd line center?

>>151926805
Trelving is an idiot.

>>151926822
Even the AHL broons defeated them
>laffs

>>151926832
The Bruins are elite

>>151926658
>laffs
>playoffs
Jen

>>151926824
pretty grim right? I thought Cowan was supposed to be something but he can't even crack a roster full of old plugs

>>151926838
When you have forwards the likes of Minten and Steeves, the sky's the limit.

>>151926828
treliving would be far and away the worst gm in the league if the guy in Calgary who gave away Matthew tkachuk didn't exist

posting my bonafides so you know I'm a man of letters when I come after wyna liu and not just a bozo with sour grapes because he couldn't solve a puzzle

Sorry Canes, but I'm not rooting for a team that has a player literally named Stankoven.