Thread 151936502

>schedule

thursday (13/11)
>FRIENDLIES
21:30 | Canada x Ecuador
>COL1 (UTC-5)
21:00/19:00 | Junior Barranquilla x Atlético Nacional
21:00/19:00 | Independiente Medellín x América de Cali
21:00/19:00 | Deportivo Cali x Once Caldas
21:00/19:00 | Deportivo Pasto x Atlético Bucaramanga
21:00/19:00 | Independiente Santa Fe x Alianza Valledupar FC
21:00/19:00 | Rionegro Águilas Doradas x Deportes Tolima
21:00/19:00 | Unión Magdalena x Fortaleza CEIF
21:00/19:00 | Llaneros FC x Envigado FC

sexday (14/11)
>FRIENDLIES
08:00 | South Korea x Bolivia
13:00 | Angola x Argentina
23:00 | Venezuela x Australia
>ARG1
20:00 | CA Lanús x Atlético Tucumán
>BRA2
20:00 | Paysandu SC x Amazonas FC

UTC-3/[localtime]

also promiedos.com.ar

>previous
>>151893786

Millos y Cerro

100% VILLERO
100% PIBES
100% NEGRO CUMBIERO
100% MIENTRAS
100% YERBA BRAVA
100% BOSTERO
100% OLVIDATE

fact: sapardo was never good

fact: milk makes me fart

>>151936502 (OP)
Wtf is a Chaco and why does it need defending

>>151936577
Based Millosbro, our greatest ally

>>151936676
Buy zero lactose milk bro, hydrolyzed whey too

>>151936705
it don't matter, all milk gives me farts, butter and dulce de leche don't

Fact: sex is good for you

I remember being 15 and pouring myself a nice big gulp of cold milk and chocolate powder every night and I binge watched anime, in the morning in the school bus I would almost implode inside as I didn't want to fart near people, my monkey ass couldn't figure out it was the milk, this went on for months, only stopped when I lost the interest in anime

I didn't want to say this here but I'm about to crash out. Way too many deadlines. I'm freaking the fuck out.

>>151936748
Relax and have a vela bro

>>151936754
It's fucking OVER for me

>>151936748
Just start working on the earliest deadline and move from there, I work better under pressure.

>>151936723
Take it up the ass counts as sex?

>>151936748
Just quit

>>151936732
The experts have finished analyzing the data and the results are astonishing. They have concluded that Anime makes you fart.

These niggas always thinking about us.

>>151936702
BBG (big board games) industry created an entire war just to create board games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE24Uh7zoIs

>>151936840
Can't be a neet like you

>Veja quem são jogadores e técnicos vítimas de fraudes em saques do FGTS
>Gabriel Jesus, Ramires, Felipão, Oswaldo de Olivera, Obina, Guerrero e Cueva estão entre atletas lesados por grupo criminoso; prejuízo estimado ultrapassa R$ 7 milhões

>>151936732
Shoulda just let them out bro

I could beat all of you in T.E.G. or as brazilians call it "O TEGGI"

shut the fuck up about Brazil
your little porteño mouth dont get to talk about Brazil or beans ever

yiyos

>your little porteño mouth
Kinda zesty.

>>151936951
>little porteño mouth

a little bit gay desu

>>151936883
Nah, I'm working right now. Wish I could quit.

If gate receipts in a Libertadores match are shared between the two participating clubs, what happens if the home side has to play behind closed doors as punishment like Peñarol this year - is the away team compensated? It's not their fault they lose out on gate receipt sharing.

>>151937189
I think gate receipts are only for the home team

>>151936748
Me too, I’m sick of this job.

Good morning /'lib/

>vitao out
its over

>>151937243
Whore cope is always funny

>>151937265
you are a man whore though

>>151937278
Yes but at least I dont cope about it. Plus men being whores is okay.

>>151937243
honestly, I think she's way sexier w/ tattoos.
Imagine those inked tiddies bouncing as she light-chokes you while rebolating on your cock

do they count as gordinhas?

>>151937297
I dont mind tattoos, but what she has is just too much.

many cry about tatuagem but shut their mouth about maquiagem

>>151937312
Yes but I would gladly give them the sexo.

>>151937288
>Plus men being whores is okay.
this is you coping about it though

>>151937338
Its not cope if its a fact

>>151937195
depends on the whim of the home team
from my experience, Cunnyrinthians is more susceptible to give you a physical ticket while San Pablo never opens their booth to the away team

>>151937370
of course the jewish team has jewish conducts

>Gerson
Gerson

>>151937379
What a Gerson

>>151937321
It’s even worst when you realize that in their heads they look like in the pics and they say to themselves “god, I’m a goddess”

>>151937377
I really really really don't get why online ticket fees are a thing when the physical one (which is more expensive to produce due to being a real tangible object) doesn't have fees
this should be illegal

>green flags talk about gordas, politics and other off topic shit
>anglos blogpost and attentionwhore, who gives them attention? green flags
>blue flags and yellow flags are the only that talk about fulbo
>red flags post cp
/copalib/ has fallen

>>151937407
the only one who replied to the eternal anglo itt is a blue flag though

does juventud really

>>151937418
I would suck the youth out of her

>>151937431
>her

Bahia is evolving...

>come to eat to my grandparents house
>everything is fried and coated in salt
How did these people make it to 90?

it was organic sloppa
you're eating ultra processed salt

>>151937431
>>151937443
>>151937461
sample posts of blueflags talking about fulbo

sentiu

do girls really

cu

guloso

Can we keep the rest of the posts in this thread football related? Let's try it

>>151937461
Because they fry everything in fat and not processed oil

My team might not be big but what matter is on the inside.

football

>>151937520
ok

>>151937312
elas têm

>>151937580
Ughhhh

/copalib/ is making me believe 99% of young people out there have tatuagens

Note that not a single green flag has posted an attractive woman in the history of /copalib/, only attractive men

>>151937599
they do
Julian Alvarez had to explain why he didn't have tatuagem the other day because kids can't comprehend it

>>151937313
no, you either don't ink or go all in.
fuck those half-assed efforts just for show like "look I have one too! omg i'm so mature!!!" which is basically why people subconsciously do tattoos today

>>151937608
that's crazy. i really don't get the appeal.

>>151937642
just peer pressure

How come Copa Lib gets as much team variety as it does? I'd never heard of San Antonio Bulo Bulo before this year - seems like there's a new participant each year.

>>151937603
Editor's note: The chilean standard of beauty for women doesn't go past the age of 12.

>Santos fará treino 'aberto' na véspera do clássico contra o Palmeiras.O Peixe deve ter amanhã um treino com a presença de torcidas organizadas, que foram convidadas. A diretoria espera que as TOs aceitem o convite. A ideia é que os torcedores organizados incentivem e conversem com os jogadores antes do jogo decisivo deste sábado. O local ainda não foi definido. O treino pode acontecer no CT Rei Pelé ou na Vila Belmiro.
Fuchibol

>>151937648
we always have new teams that rise seemingly out of nowhere because they're backed by big powerful people and corrupted politicians, next year independiente rivadavia will play libertadores for the first time ever, it's a team that's run by a big TV tycoon guy

>>151937697
Villa will do the needful

>>151937608
not true

modern football arenas are so soulless

>>151937648
Big continent, teams are not millenial old like euroop so theres no incentive for all capital to stay in 5 cities

>>151937648
If you had 4 teams from Azerbaijan or the likes playing the Champions League you'd see teams you never heard before every year too.

>>151937389
not only they think that but in their private message there are hundreds of retards telling them the same.

>>151937848
Already sick of Qarabag, doesn't seem like they have anyone else.

>>151937697
>independiente rivadavia
I just watched the full cup final highlights because I recognised the Rivadavia goals from webms posted here.
>spot kick in the shootout saved
>retaken because keeper moved first
>saved again
kino
However it sounds like Rivadavia are just being bankrolled to success.

>>151937893
they also have their province government backing them

I fixed my coworker's washing machine.
> How much did the repair cost?
Nothing.
> I'll give you something.
I thought she was going to suck my dick... She gave me three panettone.
Feel bad.

>>151937935
3 panetone on november is crazy

>>151937935
You can sell the three panettones and get a blow job in a massage parlor. (don't do it)

>>151937935
With or without casca?

>>151937743
fill this with 40k cordobeños and you'd love it

>>151937608
This sounds like a fake story but when I pointed out Cristiano Ronaldo doesn't have tattoos to my sister, she rebutted "well, that's because he's rich"

>>151937935
did they have uva passa in it?
I'd politely refuse if that was the case

>>151937935
You are so fat she thought you'd prefer the food. This is a wake up call anon.

>>151937697
Rivadavia is sovlfvl though

>>151937935
retard you're supposed to say "I want another kind of pan dulce" and she'll understand

Panetone? More like san quebrado HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Brasileros would bring warhammer 40k in every conversation given the opportunity

Colombia plays on sex day (tomorrow) and on payday (Saturday) which makes it a sex day too.

>>151938043
this is what a chaos templar would say

>w40k
I've only heard faggots and femboys talk about this shit IRL

>>151938094
>faggots and femboys
Yeah nazis tend to be like that
I blame heavy metals and portenho culture

>>151938101
>heavy metals
In the water?

well you know I farted it's over and it smells fine
nothing you can say is gonna change the fart
waited and I waited for the longest fart
nothing like the taste of sweet beans and rice

>>151938166
no, those are wet metals

Imagine drinking a vinito with gayanto
I bet he's those kinds that live drinking vino in the esquina until they die

Yeah I spend all day thinking about people I hate too.

very resentful and passive aggressive

yeah passive is a good word

10 post blue flag streak and they just happen to be the worst posts of the day

We play today

thingken of getting a Pinochet shirt bros
Also single again- give latin gf

>>151938647
Please let Guate win bro

Why do I get 0 (You)s? Does no one like me?

>>151938957
I love you brazilbro

What if Hitler was a goth girl?

>>151938972
then I wouldn't have sex with him

>>151938972
Damn sex

flamengo

>>151939240
If she became president we would get to 1st world status

>Aurora were deducted 33 points as punishment for the Gabriel Montaño case.[4]
Damn I don't think I've ever seen a points deduction that big before, not counting those occasions when a team was forcibly relegated by default. I actually checked 4plebs for any mention on /sp/ of that player but seems it didn't get much attention.
Jorge Wilsterman is the only team from Bolivia I've heard of other than the meme name ones, seems they are falling on tough times.

Aurora é linguiça porra kkkkk

Holy FUARK
Enter MASTANTUONO 2.0

spotted pajeeta anon's car today

>>151939472
Damn you got me

>>151938972
What if the doors weren't made of wood?

>>151939642
The Doors were made of flesh and opium.

You think you are funny
Everything is a funny gag to you

Tomorrow is the actual practical test to get my drivers license. Do I buy some vodka shooters and drink one when they get close to my name in the alphabet to man up? Do i take ritalin? Diazepam?

>>151940617
How does this affect Bokita?

>>151939425
Imagine Cochabamba with no clubs in bolivian first tier

>>151940683
If another boca player gets a drivers license more civillians will be endangered.

>>151940737
This the type of stuff ronaldo fenomeno is doing 20 years after announcing his aposentadoria

RIP sweet prince

>>151940694
I'm trying my hardest to imagine this but I'm unsure what I'm meant to be feeling.

>posted a /copalib/ joke in a completely different board
>AGAIN

>>151939438
more smoke from sapardo fc

>>151939425
the player itself wasn't mentioned but the points deduction was talked about here sometimes

>Copa Libertadores
>clearly anti-colonialist.
>most teams were founded by Europeans.
>most teams are named after Christian saints.
>every player dreams of playing in Europe.

>>151941245
like if valencia had no clubs in the first tier
seeing levante down there is fine but seeing both valencia and levante is surprising

>>151941551
He does look younger than he is but attempting a six year age gap was just greedy.
>>151941564
I see. 20 years ago the Premier League had something similar with the entire Midlands (which historically had much better clubs than the south + London) but only lasted one season.

Current goverment in argenchina was elected by doomscrolling zoomies, how did that happen?

fuck off

>>151941403
Link it up here so we can all prop your funny joke there

>>151941697
It's from 1 day ago, it's already expired.

>>151941804
You will suffer from a great catastrophy thanks to your insolence

>>151941559
>final in Madrid

>>151941559
>"most teams were founded by europeans"
>source: filmmaker

>>151941849
You're right. They were founded by slaves.

And here i am thinking brazilian teams were founded by brazilians

>>151941867
Yes, they returned from England in the early 1900s and decided to start playing soccer.

>>151941867
Bahia was founded by brazilians

If your family has been here for more than 3 generations you are american

post musas

>>151941953
I'm more a maryeva guy.

>>151941953
>>151942016

>>151941828
Will it kill me?

>>151941559
>>most teams are named after Christian saints.
that's a problem how?

>>151942178
Christianity is something brought by Euros

>>151942193
and? so is football

>>151940737
chicken tendies

>>151942086
You will wish it did

>>151942243
He can't read.

>>151942404
Name one person that can read

I wish I knew what anon just said

The only person that can read is the one that keeps getting his ass eaten while reading this

I pretend to know what the posts say, most of the time it's easy because brazilians only talk about jews, trannies or flamengo

reading? it's just beans

>>151942463
riquelme

fio maravilha
nos gostamos de voce
he he he he he he
fio maravilha
faz mais um pra gente ver

>Inter hired a consultant company to determine ways to turn into a SAF
Is this the plan? Sink my team into the garbage so they can sell it for cheap, for a quick cash injection that will vanish by simply paying debts? To people or companies that do not care and may have lesser plans than playing competitively at the top? Fuck Barcellos and fuck this season

Vitoria

Bahia

thank you for posting two links so I can not click on them twice

>>151942585
This is LITERALLY me on the right.

if I died today I wouldn't have to die tomorrow

>>151942787
But I would have to cry you today.

I need a gun.

Ô Ô
PÊ Ê Ê
RÁ RI Ô
Ô Ô

>>151942823
is a real country that club would've disappeared long ago

>>151942787
Real philosophical hours on copalib right now

Your response, antis?

a.nal is winning

fuck a.nal

Where can I watch Ecuador vs Canadá?
All my sites are dead. The american ones aren't showing the match.

>>151943234
X sports on your TV

>>151943250
I don't own a TV. Their YT channel is streaming, though. Thank you, mye fellow countryman.

Winning agaisnt a baiano on efootball 6to 0 playing all the 90 minutes case the bastard doesnt forfeit and i need the win cause i have only 8 points with 3 games left and need 12 for promotion or 10 to stay at the league
>Game finally ends and after the cutscne i face a message saying my connection has been lost and i lost the game
https://youtu.be/XLpALKexmlw?si=HNQTGFTioxHaqbdR

How do you know hes from the bay

writing letters to your bitches need to come back that shit was based

>>151943361
People from efootball usually uses their own team crest
He was using the Bay team crest and name

Best i can do is a strong worded email

I was read to laugh at Chelsea for having one of its best players getting injured during a friendly match against Canada.

lol they were pressuring Ecuador up high and they just got a red

Canada is so retarded

>>151943532
Do you get red card in Europe for kicking someone's torso? I was certain that red card was exclusively for head kick.

who gives about cuy eating fucks

it's funny because they're probably not used to playing against short players so that leg reached his chest

>aberica losing
>mierda fue choking
I thought the purpose of this sport was winning

>>151943250
>tv
unc post

>>151943667
TV still is above every other piece of entertainment including the internet in terms of usage

Who’s winning son? I’m filo a different slop

>>151943667
>unc
is that the newest meme word everyone will be using for the next 6 months and then never again, like rizz, bruh, gyatt, aura?

>gyatt
Lil bruv is prehistoric :skull: :skull:

Imagine having Rojo as a coworker.

>>151944258
this will be your boss

>>151944312
He cute.

>>151944587
I already posted this today.

>>151944639
You posted a screenshot of it

ajuda

>>151937935
you don't deserve panettone

>>151942787
there are people dying right now that didn't die before

>>151944840
there are condoms in your mom's bedside table

Thoughts and prayers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smxZpAagdSs

>>151944657
I'll screenshoot your ass

>>151945192
I have a say on Brazil's shitty streak. Nations with world cup titles can also have a valid opinion. You, however, do not. Go get eaten by a dingo or whatever the fuck

Chikaner is so mentally ill that its actually funny

were beating guatecaca

go talk about it on the concacaf general

You need to calm down, everytime i come here you are seething about the panamense for no reason

Yes but how many AFL premierships does your country have?

>>151945986
I seethe about anyone that doesn't belong here

rent free btw

you still don't belong here

>Lula and Bolsonaro are in the Epstein files
Really didnt see this one coming

ArgenCHINA kings win again.

>>151946088
What about Marcelo?

>>151946121
Which one

>>151945992
I know you're joking but I didn't even know this thing existed and I'm still not sure it does

>>151946149
Bend down and know him kkkkkkkk

>>151943113
way to many Ps, not enough Ss in her response

>>151946171
Oldest codified sport in the world. It is time to convert.

>>151946173
Jokes on you, I already knew him

>>151946076
You’re cute
Probably brown
Maybe even a Venezuelan who was banished from here and got sent down south
I’ll call you Venezuelan

We all brown here retard

and ashamed of it

How original

The bigger the bean the harder the fall

>>151946393
I'm not brown

This shit is scripted

>>151945868
Not so fast faggot

I'm not.

>>151946915
I called the draw in the other thread
Most dangerous lead n shiet

>>151946695
You're in denial

>>151946960
it's okay to be white, anon

>panamá
>waterman
These niggas will be the next puerto rico

>>151947016
You cant be brazilian and white. Sorry, I dont make the rules

>>151947022
They already are.

>>151946925
>suriname vs guatemala
What will guatemala do?

>>151947022
Coquimbo legend Watermellon

>>151943591
I mean it was pretty bad

>morumBIS
lmao

>>151944258
My very first job interview in IT was for Athletico Paranesnse. I didn't pass

panameño provinciANO

>>151937935
You did a good did anon, congratulations. Panettones are not cheap either, give one to your parents or grandparents, and enjoy.

>>151947796
Damn you must've beem pretty fucking bad at it.

Good morning

bom chia copalib

>>151949875
how many google street view perros do you have?

For me, it's gordinhas gremistas at Colorado Mating Grounds

>wake up
>fart

>>151949887
not enough

>>151942971
>wow the most popular and negroid team in the country has the most promedio de asistencia

what a shocker in deed