Thread 151937241

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>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:
21

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
211

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
222 (221 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings:
NOR: 390 (+25)
PIA: 366 (+10)
VER: 341 (+15)
RUS: 276 (+12)
LEC: 214 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings:
McLaren Mercedes: 756 (+35)
Mercedes: 398 (+30)
Red Bull RBPT: 366 (+15)
Ferrari: 362 (+0)
Williams Mercedes: 111 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
HAM: 1,297.52 (+84.40)
NOR: 1,206.42 (+29.79)
TSU: 1,201.24 (+80.14)

>News:
Jacques Villeneuve hails Lando Norris after Brazil GP sweep: "Not a wrong foot put"
Toto Wolff says the "ship has sailed" for Max Verstappen's F1 title hopes
Racing Bulls take action after team member encouraged Norris boos
Antonelli as much to blame as Piastri for first corner incident - Leclerc
Oscar Piastri: Baku F1 was the "worst weekend I had in racing"
Sebastian Vettel "surprised" by Christian Horner's Red Bull exit: "Big footsteps"
Toto Wolff in talks to sell some Mercedes F1 shares, valuing team at $6bn
Franco Colapinto attacks Lance Stroll for ‘always taking people out’
Ferry company apologises after “adult film” leaves F1 fans shocked

>goblin birthday
he's gonna be choking on miles of dick tonight

>>151937224
HRE's symbol is the roman eagle which about 1000 nations also use, also hitler admired bismarck and loathed the weimar republic so the color choices are more in line with that.

>landwhore's birthday
no thanks

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>same retarded news
you dumb lazy br*t

>>151937241 (OP)
>Franco Colapinto attacks Lance Stroll for ‘always taking people out’
that's horrifically anti-semitic

>>151937315
Oh noes!, an orange super-rocket touched the grass! FIA, do something!

>>151937283
>HRE's symbol is the roman eagle
Long before it was the eagle, it was a simple cross, white on red. Probably where both Denmark and Switzerland got thier flags from.
But, yes, the eagle was introduced for heraldry purposes later on. And it stuck to this day as the "Bundesadler", albeit with a more modern design.
>hitler admired bismarck and loathed the weimar republic
The Kaiser's flag was generally more associated with the two Wilhelms than with Bismark (not so much with the short-lived Friedrich-Wilhelm). And Wilhem II was particularly hated by ... everyone, really.

>>151937329
>Wilhelms

gimi

sieg

>>151937558
>webm length
>filter

lando will celebrate his birthday by getting his twink bussy absolutely BULLDOZED in the seediest gay nightclubs in las vegas

What's next for him?

>>151937718
he will continue his role as the human twink fleshlight for the entire paddock, but he will not be driving for RBR

>>151937718
prison

so its red and white flags
or blue and white flags
but red blue and white are sensible sometimes
noted

>>151937769
correct.

>>151937718
JAV debut with juju

>>151937817
see that is the exact shit I'm talking about what does that even mean

edd

>>151937718
catering

>>151938031
Max was never really "the bad guy".
He was a very aggressive but less dirty iteration of Schumacher for a while, but most people just got tired of seeing him win all the time.
Lando is just a giant faggot that's dependant on having a dominant car to win at all, and having Zak brown wanting his bussy to rig the wdc for him instead of the other driver with the "same" car.

>>151938031
how many f1 youtube guys do you follow?

>>151938068
>less dirty iteration of Schumacher
Which one? Ralf or Mick?

>>151937769
for me, it's red/orange and yellow flags

lando should try this on

>>151938031
>rebel

>>151938031
>the smiling rebel
>nowins strapped into the man city of f1's sudden rocketship (that he got repeatedly kwabbed by his lesser experienced team mate in)
The astroturfed media hype around goblando has always been insufferable, hasn't been helped by bong media either

>>151938078
Dirty as in "doing whatever it takes to win", so it's not really possible for it to mean either ralf or mick as that means he'd have to win races.

CaddiBLACKED ‘Rari SESSOOOOO

(Perez testing 23 Ferrari for Caddilac Operations Testing)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQiOzFTKIAQ
why isnt he drawing fast cars? back to work!!!

>>151938121
Agreed, Alonso will not get his 3rd title with 0 wins without Newey's 100% focus.

>>151937718
Just look at this shit. Amazing.

>>151938185
duck looking car

>>151938068
>Max was never really "the bad guy".
The Brit press tried to paint him as one though. Same for every single non-British champion in the history of F1.

>>151938105
>that means he'd have to win races.
Ralf won races!

>>151938185
grim as fuck

>>151937718
sissyfication hypnotize

I think Hulkenberg is the villain.

Can somebody write a letter to Red Bull and tell them to swap drivers between their two dreams in the last race if Max is fully out of WDC contention? Just for a laugh.

I know that Lando is probably going to "win" the wdc, but I'm not going to give up hope that anyone else could win it instead.
Even Oscar would be preferable.

>>151938074
F1 News - TacticalRab
LawVS
Rick'sF1Addiction
FP1Will
P1 with Matt & Tommy
Tommo
DanNoSkill
BMPH
Race Day Café
The Race

And a few en Español.
Though some of them don't upload very frequently. And I may skip a video here and there when the topic isn't very interesting. Really the only content I watch frequently is TacticalRab, because he uploads every day and every video is 100% worthwhile.

>>151938078
Ralf, he doesn't have sex with men's butts

>>151937322
Crashapinto was getting lapped and was under blue flag

big things are happening

>>151938411
You've got that backwards.
Ralf is the cave diver.

>>151938451
I was going to make some joke about mick doing demolishing his own ass or something, but forgot to actually include it in my post and what the joke actually was.
That's what I get for shit posting when I'm doing other stuff.

>>151938513
>shit posting
heh

I swear Gino spends all day liking chud reels on insta

>>151938577
despite?

>>151938031
Since when are redditors "rebels"?

9 days 9 bongs and 28 bings

bit of a shit thread

hating norris isn't some contrarian opinion in 2025, it's pretty widespread amongst normals. maybe this is why the pozleaf started to shill him

>>151938650
the star war innit
>>151938683
macau is this weekend

Plainly enjoyable

>>151938683
wtf is this shit? it stinks

>>151938692
>maybe
i don't thing >we have to doubt estifren

>>151938723
>thing
*think
kanjer

>>151938683
there is nothing f1 about those fits

>>151938185
>Yugi Q3 rate with Racing Bulls: 100%
>Yugi Q3 rate with Red Bull: around 30%

Apparently Sainz is racist? why do we dislike him theN??

>>151938804
probably because he's a spic

Why doesn't Norizz just grow a couple inches taller so he doesn't look like a child? Someone give him some PB sammies

>>151938804
>"we"
I like him.
The only driver I actively dislike is norris. Even when Russell is being a little weasel bitch I still don't dislike him outright.

>>151938837
he's not that short, he's just brown, broccoli-haired, ugly

>>151938844
not enough wheels; won't work

>>151938804
it's just jokes nobody hates him. he looks more like a turk/brazilian rather than pajeet anyway

>>151938853
>he's kind of short
>I know, I just said the same thing

>>151938934
who the fuck are you
go away

>>151938923
he looks spanish

>>151938853
>he's just brown, broccoli-haired, ugly
He is none of these things!

>>151939017
honestly he could be from anywhere that touches the mediterranean coast, except slovenia

>>151939027
>except slovenia
What's wrong with Slowenia?

>>151939023
what he is is still not pregnate
someone tell albon he should get on that

>>151939038
white

>>151939049
>yugo
>hwhite
like calling the baltics nordic

>>151939027
he's too dark to be from ex-yu, med or otherwise

HE mentioned

Which of the current drivers do you think will reappear in the later decades of f1?

Who will commentate like Martin Brundle, Coulthard and Palmer? Who do you think will have special appearances like Nico? Who do you think will father a child and raise them to become drivers like Jos and Sainz Sr? Could any one of them become team principal? How else do you think they could reappear?

>>151939040
>someone tell albon
No need. I volunteer.

>>151939091
Hulk already has done punditry during his off-years.

at macacau (the roadsport challenge) there's a chink driver who's english name is bayern, fully
>YIP Wai Hei Bayern
also in this race there's a team called monkey racing

>>151939080
fellow yellow

>>151939124
he is?

>>151939091
Well Button just retired from racing so he will probably be moulded into the next Brundle seeing as Brundle does not have many years left as a commentator.
Button impressed as a commentator way back in 2005 when he showed up hungover to an ITV broadcast of the Monaco grand prix when BAR were disqualified for their secondary fuel tank.

VEGAS KINO

>>151939059
whiter than lando at least

>>151939281
dead pig of a gp (gyp)

>>151939281
I love The Sphere

>Everyone including drivers from other teams say that the Mercedes PU is the best of 2026
>Recent paddock rumors claim that Audi and Honda are very close to Mercedes but not quite there
>Viry engineers who moved to Ferrari have said that their PU is currently worse than the scrapped Renault PU
>Red Bull's PU will be a shitshow

>>151939263
Having JB as a full-time commentator would be great but I doubt he wants to travel the world all the time. AFAIK he has small kid(s)?

>>151939354
Based

>>151939281
remember when everyone said vegas was dead on arrival

>>151939366
except ferrari will win and be fastest

Olivier Panis

>>151939366
>Mercedes PU is the best of 2026
>Red Bull's PU will be a shitshow
No problem

>>151938837
>>151938853
>>151938934

>>151939366
>Verstappen awareness 79
>Norris racecraft 92
>Leclerc 92 Hamilton 91

>>151939464
>george anywhere above 80

>>151939464
His awareness dropped because of the move in Spain, even though it was intentional so technically it was good awareness.

>>151939464
>Awareness rating measures a driver's ability to avoid penalties and incidents, with penalties from the stewards negatively impacting the score

>>151939508
>ability to avoid penalties [...] from the stewards
In other words: "Awareness" measures how British a driver is.

>>151939517
What the fuck is New York-New York?

>>151939530
the city-the state
kinda dumb of you

>>151939530
it's new

and what if m*rcedes hpp's pu is shit (because they don't know what they're doing)

DU DU DU DU
MAX VERSTAPPEN

>>151939537
>the city-the state
And what's a city-the?

>>151939540
Sure, but is the also an old York-new?

>>151939555
did he die in the fire?

>>151939567
No, he died in the snow.

>>151939567
Nah, that was Jos Verstappen.

new merch for takemysoul poster

>>151939570
rip
did he rip like that ski jumper?
>>151939576
ojs lives

>>151939579
Are they sold pre-worn?

>>151939583
"the ski jumper" probably didn't get crushed to death by his skis, so no.

>>151939579
racing against the wall

>>151939579
>sop
sophia sopt van d'r stoel!

>>151939596
no, as i said, that ski jumper's body literally ripped open, but thanks hank

>>151939579
Hey I'm a man. I wear socks.
She made these just for me! :)

>>151939579
>slap your name onto a cheap pair of socks
>charge hundreds for it

>>151939614
We need another course correction to right the wrong like in 2021

>>151939614
who are lightning mcqueen and the king?

>>151939655
>young gun getting cheated out of his trophy
>the GOAT
logically that would be PS3 and AMX

>>151939655
>mcqueen and the king?
Why does the queen get an Mc and the king doesn't?

Vegas next

>>151939767
yeah vergas is a shit track

Vegas next

>>151939809
this needs to happen this year

>>151939366
stephen paddock

>>151939579
>socks
she knows

>>151939836
every race, preferably

>>151938804
he isnt racist

>>151939887
I don't know how to break this to you but check willy's driver lineup

>>151939809
GodIWishThatWasNextWeek

>>151939412
i hate this ugly caked up hag's face

>>151939960
Trump genes, please understand

>>151939935
Even if it was I doubt Piastri could capitalise.
Mercs will dominate, Ferrari will be second best.
Verstappen will probably only beat Hamilton for 4th and Piastri might struggle to beat Bearman.
For Context, Piastri only managed to finish 8 seconds ahead of Hulkenberg last year.

>>151940042
Norris will bottle and PS3 will be there to collect 25 points
Have faith

>>151940161
Piastri is broken and will never win anything ever again

>>151940174
I hope you're right

>>151939960
she's cute

>>151939579
>racing sim
>racing simp

>>151939374
I think the best case scenario would be for them to split the effort into thirds.
Brundle, Button, Davidson.

>>151939579
>racing against time
she aint scaping the wall why bother

>>151940408
better go on f1tv for Jo, Lee and Palmer.

>>151939711
Lightning Mcqueen is named after Steve Mcqueen and The King is Richard Petty's nickname

>>151940430
to be fair,
she won against the wall.
she didn't die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KodjMb0CpR0

>>151940462
those jannies crazy lucky

Tsunoda's career is over when it's reveal he is burakumin

>>151939354
if i could turn myself into a giant i would take my golf bat and whack it down the fairway to manitoba

>>151939579
knickers for men next :)

Yugi mentioned

>>151939579
Yeah, no. I just need her to TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

Macau next

USA next
F1A next

One year since Canceranon passed away. R.I.P. you magnificent faggot.

>>151941416
Why does this video exist?

>>151941416
incels be like
>"woman can't drive stick shif-"
chud btfo once again
>>151941534
literally who?

2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:
>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)

uh... brown manlet bros? our cope?

Chadders

*yawn*

United Fifty Nifty American States Next

That was confirmed fake actually. What really happened is that some 25 year old guy said the gamer word online in Shitscord and was arrested the following morning in Liverpool I believe.

>>151941416
Nice facial structure

Mclelbros.........................

>>151941736
:)

*ahem*
gimi

>>151937260
good for him

>brown manlets have given themselves a score of 89 in EA's F1 25
should someone do something? I feel like this is getting out of hand

>>151940462
>she won against the wall.
That wasn't a wall, that was a fence.

>>151941805
if by nice facial structure you mean nice boobs, i agree

>>151941534
rip

at least he didn't have to witness some KWAB becoming WDC

>>151941534
Our man died knowing AMX is and will be the champion. Inshallah his tenure in Jannah will be glorious

>>151941534
Shit, I remember that guy
R.I.P

Even the Australian F1 pundits have turned on Oscar Piastri
It's never been more over for him

>>151941534
the whole ordeal was LARP-esque
and i think the only tard who is "remember this guy??" is the larper

>>151942118
deserved. piss3 is a complete garbage no personality loser

Piastri mentioned

>medshitters were predicting that peeasstri would cruise to the title and lando would collapse and finish behind max
>instead peeasstri will finish third

unironically what do you even call this level of choking/shitting

Norris crashes and breaks his arms in Vegas

Perez testing a Ferrari

>>151942161
that's oscar in drag and no one will ever convince me otherwise

edd straw is (not) your friend

>>151942311
Oscar looking good...

/biz/ idea: winter chadders :)

CAR CHASE
https://www.youtube.com/live/rbLjnrXyk7E?
REPORTS HES STOPPING AT COSTCO FOR A $1.50 GLIZZY AND SODA

>>151942337
This is wank material

>>151942311
still would

Oscar's hippy sister is the hottest
Her boyfriend she brought to the spanish gp was a mess too so I could feasibly pull her

>>151942337
I will not be fapping to female oscar
I will not be fapping to female oscar
I will not be fapping to female oscar
I WILL NOT be fapping to female oscar

>>151942337
>oscar npd
>hattie bpd
cursed bloodline

>>151941962
>just saw it's up
>he's still going
are the cops even on him?

>>151942479
she's not into brown manlets anyway, bro

holy understeer batman

>>151942420
Some soccer mom is road raging, chasing him off the road kekek

>>151941962
a second car has joined the chase

that was close

dude almost got rekt lmao

>>151942479
what's your most shameful fap, /f1/?

>>151942548
no sane person is, saar, so it must suck for you out there

>>151942602
relax

>>151942582
Hulk's wife. Couldn't really detach her from the man in my mind and it kind of soured the experience with Hulk popping up as if to chide me.

>>151942479
we fap to male oscar round these parts to keep it f1 related

>>151942548
Serbs aren't brown or short thoughbeit

>>151942661
hey abdulovic

>>151942582
This hot girl whose face looks like verstappen, before I really got into the sport. Someone in the comments pointed it out. Wish I still had the pic just to post it here on occasion.

>>151942661
it's useless telling him that, his shitted up brain simply cannot comprehend that in the eyes of a European, him and his cutfag cousins are the exact same brownoid menace that no one wants anywhere near them

>>151942782
why are you always defending cutfags and medshitters, though

do not talk to me, gypsy

>>151942702
Kelly Piquet?

>>151942865
No, it was some random thot. I went looking just now and all I found were jackie kennedy pics.

>>151942920
...Huh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us0dyphXd4Q
bottas to mclaren confirmed

>>151942838
>plunges into a dissociative state of blind, primal rage every time I mention cutfags or medshitters
>but I'm totally not a cutfag or medshitter

why are they like this

gimi
i
m
i

Serbia stopped being medshitters 20 years ago

>>151943175
i miss him

SCHUMI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqvFGGvJt3E
f4 right now

Lads, what happens if Audi ends up with the best engine?
If Ferrari's engine is shit
Then why do we think RedBulls engine will be shit?
But not Honda's?
Honda didn't start to come close to Merc power until 2021.
And RB poached a bunch of Honda and Merc engine guys.

>>151943878
Bear Twink jr is in this

>>151942920
Never noticed how far apart her eyes are. Is she related to ATJ?

imagine the seething if a sugar water company builds a better engine than Mercedes/Ferrari/Honda/Audi

>>151944022
>Chong Man Hey
>Tiago Golovko Rodriguez
>Fionn McLaughlin
>Shimo Chang
>Aryanman Bansal
>Gino Trappa
>Kimchi Tsai Chan
>Emmanuelle Olivieri
Did JK Rowling come up with those names?

>>151943878
kwab

His car is Trappa in a wall

>>151942337
Is that a motherfucking Nana reference?

Based but also kinda redflag from her

Even if Max doesn't win I still want the mclarens to crash into each other at least one more time

>>151944267
The last one is just italian

>>151944022
>Aryanman Bansal IND
kek

>>151944022
>Kimi Yu Sai Chan

>Wang Wang
my sides

what are your predictions for checos first result next year?

>>151944953
T1 crash with STR

>>151944953
Perez P21
Bottas P22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqvFGGvJt3E
freca nau

>>151937718
mortal kombat

What movie should I watch tonight? Doesn't necessarily need to be about racism, but I do like a good one like pic related.

>dickriding max in 2025
grim

>>151945207
Elite Squad for Brazil or Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas for US

>the medshitter GOAT is a 5'4” brown manlet who got shit on by kwabmilt*n when the latter was in his first season in f1
how does it even get this grim

>>151945343
>Elite Squad
on it!
>>151945378
that looks distinctly unpleasant but it's on my list now

>>151945554
Elite Squad is kino, you'll enjoy it

>>151945313
Yup and I dont see any situation where i stop in 2026

>>151941754
How'd I know the women had purple hair?

>Magistrates imposed 15 rehabilitation sessions, 60 days alcohol abstinence monitoring and a two-year restraining order against contacting the victim.

>Evans must pay £100 compensation and £199 costs.

>>151945782
>15 rehabilitation sessions
Why the fuck do I pay for therapy when the crown just gives it away for digital flatulence?

du du du du
max pozzedstappen

>>151941416
>granny shifting not double clutching like you should

vegas next

juju status?

Why did she do it?

>>151945343
>>151945686
Just finished it. So freakin good! Great characters, crispy action, cinematography, everything really. Man, thank you for the recommendation.

>>151947933
Gasly is so based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFoqRC3Mhx0

don't know why this popped up on my recommended, but it says 17 years ago.
where the time went?
i watched it live.

>>151947874
You're welcome. If you haven't read Foucault before, it's worth reading some of his work and then rewatching it. The film does a great job of depicting power structures and how they motivate and control each character.
If you want another Brazilian kino, City of God is sublime

>>151948060
die slow

>>151939579
>racing against time

already lost

>>151937241 (OP)
>Ferry company apologises after “adult film” leaves F1 fans shocked
They thought they were going to see a non-brit getting fucked in the ass, and that's likely what they got.

vettel > max

>wurz
>even wurzer

if you don't have to stay up until 1am to watch any race, lower your tone when talking to me

If you've never kissed a man how do you know you don't like it?

amx

>>151948594
>modern greek philosophy

>>151941534
>died exactly 2 years before slop theft auto 6 predetermined date of release

stroll 2026 soon

Go to sleep, Americans.

>>151948880
I'm at work, you should try it faggot

We agree?

>>151948880
No.

>>151939366
>Viry engineers who moved to Ferrari have said that their PU is currently worse than the scrapped Renault PU
so if you believe in psychology, latest elkann statement was an unintentional slip of how shit their 2026 project is, while talking about 2025 season

Why do you want tifosi to suffer?

>>151939366
>>Recent paddock rumors claim that Audi and Honda are very close to Mercedes but not quite there
nandobros... our chance is approaching........

#ElkannOUT

>>151949345
I don't, they choose it

Jensen butthole

>>151937460
He really isnt. He needed all the possible team orders and his teammates car being sabotaged by the team

>>151939366
ALBON 2026 WDC

>>151939335
Based

>>151949076
>sub alpha
>dom beta
What is this shit?

>>151938031
How long did it take for Vettel, Hamilton, or Verstappen, to get booed versus Norris? Norris only just hit double digit wins and hasn't actually won a championship yet.

>>151949507
Omegaverse
Sub Alpha is an Alpha (chad male who can impregnate Omegas who have female sexual organs in addition to male ones) but submissive in other things
Dom Beta is a Beta (neutral, regular normalfag human) who is dominant in bed

>>151949076
using french as an insult is such a jew'd redditor thing to do

>>151949558
no not really
if your experience with France is through p*risians or quebec weirdos only then it's understandable

>>151949518
norris is only hated by medshitters

>>151949076
Made-up bull-shit, only the distinction between hylics, pneumatics and psuchics matter

>>151949570
most peoples experience with france isn't even through them, it's just shit they see on TV

>>151949605
He is only liked by globohomo pozfags

>Narb wins the 2026 championship
>gets sacked for max

>>151949803
narb lost the wdc to the cuckstomer team, bro

>>151944491
I can't recall a single good clash between the McLaren drivers this year. Either the papaya bullshit kicks in or they smack into each other accidentally.

>>151949879
canada when piastri smashed the door like antonelli in brazil, or perez in monaco

>>151949879
The first 20 laps of auatria was pretty good

>dutch
>people

Lola

>>151949879
even when they race others they still fuck it up
if either of them win, it'll be the least deserved championship this century at least

What is this AMX blud doing in a red bull? Is blud schumacher?

>>151949932
>be Lando in webm
>"I refuse to even go a millimeter to the left, I'm allowed to drive here. stewards will agree with me if the gap closes."
fucking hell, it can still ruin your race, Lando. you're not very smart are you...

Lando is one of those people that drives into traffic without looking because they have right of way, isn't he? "But I had the right of way!" Yeah, good for you, standing there beside the road next to your totaled car.

>report says there was a break in Alpine facilities where they are developoing the A526
>after seeing the car specs, the suspects left everything as is, didnt steal anything, did a 360 and walked away
GRIM

>>151949629
>He is only liked by globohomo pozfags
Bullshit. We all love He here!

>>151949995
picturing the thieves returning to tie a get well soon mylar to the door

>>151950006
Yes
The outcome of a dedicated 1 and 2 against... "Just let them race but Lando lol"

Bärman = chuck
Al Hamil = gimi
Chuck = vettee

>poorez
>title fight
kek, only brown people believed that was actually a thing

I think there's something wrong with the entirety of Argentina