Thread 151938883

KO 1 BONG

England starting XI: Pickford, James, Konsa, Stones, O'Reilly, Anderson, Rice, Rogers, Rashford, Saka, Kane.
>Subs: D. Henderson, Trafford, Chalobah, J. Henderson, Bellingham, Burn, Spence, Wharton, Foden, Eze, Bowen, Quansah.

Serbia starting XI: Rajkovic, Mimovic, Pavlovic, Milenkovic, Gudelj, Lukic, Kostic, Zivkovic, I. Ilic, Terzic, Vlahovic
>Subs: V. Illic, Veljkovic, Petrovic, Grujic, Radonjic, Jovic, Katai, Milsoavljevic, Erakovic, L. Ilic, Stankovic, Samardzic.

i'm gay

All bongs are gay

>>151938915
2 posts and a spic is already ruining the thread

>>151939006
Based Swedish schitzo

anime
king
country

we play today

>>151939033
brutally true and checked

>>151939033
based and checked

damn what a shithole serbia is

>>151939024
I miss these edits kek

>>151938883 (OP)
>Bellingham benched
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Another clean sheet coming for JP.

>>151938883 (OP)
>O'Reilly
>Rodgers
>Konsa
WHO?

>>151939114
Its Serbia m8, why bother risking an injury?

>Norway are all but qualified for the World Cup
>First World Cup in 28 years
Dark horses with brave Englishman Earl Harling leading the line.

>>151939102
I miss being young and happy. Each their own, I guess.

GOD

im english

>>151939144
fuck i thought it was going to eat that rodent

Has Mitrovic retired yet?

>>151939150
I miss being young, Im still happy.

Starting to feel sick bros. I hate Winter

>>151939169
>rodent
That's a cat, anon.

Pavlovic is actually good. Don't really rate Vlahovic or Milenkovic who are the other ones I've heard of

Knowing Englel they'll lose this game because they've already qualified and nobody wants to get injured or try.

>>151939183
I got a cold about three weeks ago, set off an ear infection (I think I have something chronic wrong with ears) went to doctor, they shoved me to a nurse who said
>ummm I can't see your ear drum so use wax and stuff
>told her my dad, a retired GP, looked at it and said it was infected
>um well if it isn't better in a week come back
>can't sleep or eat due to pain
>4am
>ear drum ruptures
>blood pours out ear
>pus and blood soak into pillow
>send a fucking picture to the doctors
>actually get to see a doctor
>tell her the nurse fucked up
>silence
And it isn't the first time this nurse fucked up, either. So, look after yourself, anon. And all anons. You cannot rely on anybody else.

>>151939194
I can't distinguish their names from each other. I just see -ic and think I swear I know that player from somewhere.

>>151939183
nah I just zinged a snowball at the stop sign

>>151939194
>Pavlovic is actually good.
lol no.

>>151939224
>didn't punch her in the ear
What were you thinking?

>>151939169
based scouser

pedantic is on the bench again for serbia

Go Serbia! You can do it lads

>>151939224
foreign nurse?

>>151939239
in case there are any bozos in here

>>151939235
>>didn't punch her in the ear
This nigga thinks hes Commander Shepard

what we drinking tonight bros

>>151939255
was all set to make myself tea but my microwave is on the fritz again :(

>you now remember 6 months ago when miles lewis smelly was the new thing
what happened to him anyway?

>>151939255
got a hot chocolate and an apple :)

>>151939249
Nope. White English. The doctor who saw me was a 3rd generation pajeeta, she had no accent (well, a posh British accent, no hint of pajeet) and she didn't even need to bother doing anything she said 'Yep I can see the blood and pus, your ear has ruptured, here is tablets'. So, it is always the ones you least suspect.

>>151939235
I'd be locked up anon.

>>151939255
Ribena (no added sugar)

>>151939255
Not had a drink since Saturday but there's a hobgoblin in the fridge

>>151939268
Tuchel said if you wanna play for England you gotta play regularly for your club. Calafiori has done well for Arsenal do outside of CL and LC games, MLS hasn't played (he was brilliant on his last game in the CL, but he was basically a midfielder that game). Also Tuchel loves James, so as long as James is fit he'll play LB or RB.

>>151939279
it stops you drinking if you let it out does it?

>>151939150
>>151939179
You're only old if you let yourself feel old.
I just see myself as less broke than ever.

>>151939287
do you guys really drink your beer warm? thought someone was just putting me on

>>151939255
Sorrow

>>151939307
room temperature yeah

>>151939254
At least she would know the pain anon was going through, no?

>>151939272
>I'd be locked up anon
Fair enough, lad.

>>151939255
red bull

>>151939307
its a cold country, it only needs to be kept in a cool, dry space. i keep mine in the garage.
i find that artificially freezing the beer kills the taste + alcohol content.

>>151939307
Wait till you've tried Mulled Wine.

MR PIGDEN
I THOUGHT YOU WAS DEAD
*removes hat respectfully*

>>151939304
Never said I was old, just said I miss being young. Having said that I miss running a 5k in 17 minutes.

>>151939307
Christ no. Straight from the fridge into the freezer for 30mins.

>>151939327
>5k
looks who comes crawling back to the metric system

>>151939344
5k yards

>>151939316
Barbarous maniac.

>>151939344
he's training for military recon as part of trump's impending invasion of canada

>>151939344
I assume he's talking about doing 5 doses of Ketamine.

>>151939122
wtf i came here just to make this post

Been having trouble sleeping. Hopefully this game does the trick

Anyone got a stream? I don't have access to ITV.

>>151939284
so le next big thing got permabenched? is he going to go and get game time somewhere else or just rot away?

>>151939348
>>151939355
>>151939357
Im obviously converting for him

>>151939388
damn that's selfless of you. when's the big day?

>>151939377
yeah try itv.com
numpty

>>151939392
you've done him

>>151939377
Yeah, I'm watching a NZ stream. It's mint.
No cunts in a studio, just clips of Premier League goals, couple of their TV ads, then straight to the stadium.

>>151939392
Next week! I already started my HRT!

>>151939400
:)!

>>151939377
>I don't have access to ITV
Don't know what you're missing mate

booo

Other national anthems are too long.

>>151939399
beautiful description, consider the question asked and answered

whats something you know about serbia?

Serbians can't sing for SHIT

>>151939446
The longer the anthem, the shittier the country.
That said, we use an abridged anthem (other European states do as well), but it's actually properly abridged.

>>151939456
they sounded drunk

This match will finish 2-2

>>151939422
sex

>>151939469
2 for harry 2 for rashford?

I'm only watching this for the memes. These bums are so bad that watching them brings me physical pain.
And Serbian team is not that good either.
HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *ba dum tsssss*

How many?

>>151939480
TIMES CORRIE ON

hes done us

>>151939422
Sex!!

>>151939479
ur alrite there serby

>>151939371
Really? I'm an Everton fan so it's all I want from the game. Tuchel won't pick any other Everton players. JP has 40 clean sheets in 78 caps.

>>151939377
ITV has a stream lol. Try https://www.vipbox.lc/ unbarable on a phone without adblocker though.

why does stones start if he doesnt start for city?

Passes to the left, back to wing, back to the centre. Centre holds it...holds it..

>>151939518
because there are only 4 english central defenders in the premier league

SSSSTRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!

>>151939272
You’re oddly calm for someone who was made deaf in one ear by a bunch of incompetent biscuit munchers

love love LOVE watching games with nothing riding on them other than risk of injury and therefore loss of appearance bonuses for your club

>>151939515
>close twenty popups
>can finally press play
>scared to absolute death to click fullscreen

>>151939541
got to perform to get in the world cup squad

>>151939498
Too bad the safety of the english net is on the shoulders of this short arm shouty mackem TRex.

>>151939498
ten hags let himself go

>>151939422
Hew?

>>151939541
I do think that once you’ve qualified the opportunity should be for the manager to play the question mark players, those who aren’t in the starting 11, the uncapped. Not because of injury risk all the time, just to explore options and calm the nerves of players that don’t have the same amount of international experience

>>151939552
looks more like enzo maresca

No way through this Serbian midfield

do you lads remember in PES when you went for a header sometimes the commentator would go HEADERTOO!
wasn't on the end of a sentence, it was literally just headertoo as a standalone bit of commentary. never had a fucking clue what he was meant to be saying.

who will tuchel make do laps on all fours as punishment this time?

Favourite weather girl? For me its Katerina

>>151939602
2 world wars, 1 world cup
uhrah uhrah

>>151939609
Oh I like her, very cute.

>>151939498
yeah he's one of my favorite players at the moment
>Tuchel won't pick any other Everton players.
i was interested in seeing branthwaite play for england but it feels like he's always injured, so young and already permacrocked
then again it's not like he got much of a chance even when fit

England vs Portugal is the most kino possible final for 2026

>>151939543
kek. you know the insanity.

>>151939609
the thick glasses girl on BBC

>>151939599
Based

having your goalkeeper the only representative of a club in the national team is kino actually

at least the serbians look like they want to win and not just not lose

last time you went to Wembley Stadium?
2019 for me

Sexy serbian women.

>>151939646
blooter

>>151939647
Usually that means the goalkeeper situation is pretty dire because no-one is good enough to play for a "big" club that has multiple representatives.

>>151939657
for football never
at all 2016 i think

>>151939636
If Kane or Ronaldo win I will coom.

Can America Riggitini make this happen.

Pissing down.

>>151939603
Every "fan" in this library

>>151939609
mummy Carol

>>151939638
Sounds hot

>British Isles Euro 2028

passed me by tbqh

>>151939657
May
Not going ever again

you lot wanking over weather girls while its absolutely pissing it down at this game and none of them predicted that mad that isn't it

I could hear a pin drop

>15 minutes gone
>nothing has happened in the match whatsoever

Rashford is where attacks go to die

>>151939687
we have to qualify for it as well

>>151939657
end of september for oasis

>>151939695
Manage the game then, Thomas.

>>151939657
I was there last week at the costco. Inside though? Never been

>>151939709
We gonna win 3-0, 4-0 again no problem
Smashing another record

>>151939703
Memetic

Oh we're back to playing half assed football because none of our divas want to get themselves injured. Complete fucking waste of time.

>>151939719
Is Kane gonna score?

>>151939646
You're gonna make me cry.

rashy struggles to beat his man these days, he's good for popping up in pieces of space

>>151939722
We're already qualified, so fuck these international breaks while the PL season is going on.

is that tuchs shouting

Eldest son brought his girlfriend (18) round to watch it and I am confident that my wife thinks I fancy her

>>151939728
He stays on until he does

>>151939687
The rig's already in.
[They]'re giving us a dodgy World Cup under Tommy Tuckle in America, then having us get humbled on homeground in the Euros to put us back in our place.

>>151939737
Having Rashford on the pitch forces the opponent to commit less attackers forward because he is rapid.

Fucking oreilley, really? Useless mystery meat

Ireland have scored against Ronaldo.

>>151939743
well do you, unc?

Really loving the atmosphere in Wembley from all the murmuring really passionate fans out there

>>151939183
I got the worst flu ever last month and it resulted in an ear infection. The fucking fluid behind my eardrum gave me such a strong tinnitus that I wanted to kms.

>>151939743
watch out for your next door neighbour with the swastika dishes

get Deano on

>>151939744
Glad to hear it, Thomas.

>>151939743
Send us a sly pic of her, it's got to be better than this

Pickford ded.

Bros...I want to qualify

welp international break claims another one

obviously a tactical keeper fake-injury

my shit lower league club does this with the keeper every single weekend

Why does England play with 0 energy? I see more intensity at a seniors game. Absolutely bizarre way of playing football.

>the ol keeper pretends to have cramp technique
may as well give them a basketball timeout at this point

rice, kane and maaaybe saka, every else is shit.

selfish from gashford. kane was in space to his right.

Rashford is so wank these days

'kin state rash

tuchel is going to steer england to the World Cup final in america and then in the final minute with the score at 0-0 he's going to reveal his twiddly moustache and foreign accent saying evily "hoho, not today Johnny!" and paint extra thick white lines on the opposition goalline so we can't win

Sir Rashy has lost it

verdict on Tuchel?

>>151939793
>these days
These years you mean

>>151939755
its the worst stadium I've ever been in for atmosphere

>>151939807
we have played andorra

>>151939807
English legend, will be knighted as Sir Tuchel when he brings it home

>>151939801
I do fear that we are due some sort of stupid Tuchel life history where we busted his granddads dam or burnt his grandmas sister alive in Dresden or something like that

don't care about this match

>>151939793
isn't he doing great for barca?

A nigger "scored"
That didn't count, sorry England

>>151939791
without maybe

SUPER MONKEY BALL

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

GOAL GOAL GOAL

More energy expended in the celebration than the 25 minutes play so far

SAKASAKASAKASAKASAKASAKASAKASAKASAKASAKASAKA

gwarn saka

war criminal bros...

Sir Saka the Bagsman

Does this count as a set piece goal?

>>151939818
Old Trafford is dreadful. So is Anfield. At Anfield they sing the song then shut up for 89 minutes

lol why didnt the keeper catch the cross

Saka my son.

>>151939837
I think so but he always has a habit of playing well when a contract is on the line

>saka ded
oh fuck off

saka limping
sorry gooners this match was too important

PAPER PLANE SPOTTED

>>151939859
can confirm they're both pure dogshit but wembley is uniquely awful because of club wembley and all kinds of fans dispersed all over

Saka is injured lmao. Arse fans b t f o.

>>151939858
Deflected shot lading to an easy tap in

>>151939859
United soon to have the largest stadium in England

>>151939888
>Made for breeding
>30 and single
What's wrong with her?

>>151939609
I see you didn't even attempt to spell her last name. She is my new favourite.

>>151939678
Was not expecting to see her get leaked.

Very brown looking players from both sides ngl

>>151939891
no end of brown people taking selfies outside and in

Rice should hold bench. Double pivot of Wharton and Anderson is enough.

Oh Saka when you score like that
You make a gunner go mad
Our wonderkid, our starboy
Scoring the goals for the gunners
(One, two, three, four)

He’s on the right
Moves from side to side and he thinks the spurs are shite
All the passion,
There’s no tension,
Don’t you see that Saka is perfection

Starboy, we can see your body moving
And it’s driving us crazy
And we didn’t have the slightest idea
Until we saw you playing

And when you move up on the right wing
Nobody can ignore the way you move your body boy,
And everything so unexpected, the way you right and left it
So you can keep on shaking it (let's go)

>>151939905
I was made for breeding and im nearly 40 and single :(

>>151939870
true
>t. utd fan

>>151939905
Hasn't met me yet.

>>151939845
I'm not a professional athlete, but it's crazy to me how they run at full sprint during those celebrations. When I'm playing I need to conserve all the energy I can.

Wait for 4-0 then Kane will score his so the media again won't talk about how diabolical he is for England

Lmao Kane pace checking Serbia

>>151939755
yup london is ruining the game

>>151939859
>Sing
The showtune gets piped in, the recording used has crowd signing, they can't risk the pre-game money shot being dissapointing.

>>151939929
But are you breedable?

>rashford
>shooting the ball NOT at the keeper
choose one

>>151939920
Yes, Liverpool will have away games.

How fucking shit is Rashford?

>>151938883 (OP)
Fucking Ngubu team

>>151939888
>chubby belly
MUH

rashford shots are just catching practice so far

Sir Rashy with an exceptionally piss weak shot that the keeper has time to read the evening news before safely catching

ill be honest lads
i find 99% of the england team thoroughly unlikeable

>>151939879
tell you what's insanely shit at wembley. they don't have beer on tap, only in cans in fridges. and they don't pre-pour, so you get up to the counter, order four cans, and have to stand waiting for the mong to open each can and pour it into a plastic cup. mindbogglingly slow and stupid.

Imagine if Michael Jordan went on during the world cup finals at halftime and spoke mexican to advertise a telenovela o algo

>>151939974
99% of your own household finds you thoroughly unlikeable

>>151939905
She's 30? I thought she was in her 40s

>>151939974
99% of pro footballers are thoroughly unlikeable

stanky

>>151939974
Why?

so why are the lot of you not supporting "yer local" instead of shitposting here?

>>151939422
>>151939609
How about you give me their names now?

commentators absolutely spunking buckets over this shitty tap in fuck me

>Stankovic
kek

>>151939974
They're personality vacuums, but at least they're not cunts like most of the so called "golden generation".

>>151940014
England is my local

old stankster

>>151939957
both clubs are the same in this regard

>>151940018
Calm down, Liversissy.

>>151939917
>Was not expecting to see her get leaked.
Fucking liar

>>151940018
>fuck me
Is this your latest attempt to lose your virginity?

>>151939975
>they don't have beer on tap
they do

>>151940023
yes indeed we can see that.
why are you not at the stadium supporting them then?

Useless Kane

>>151940053
because we're playing away in london

Cheeky £5 on Kane to score

>>151940018
I unironically think tap ins are some of the most beautiful goals.

>Kane
He gets a fucking perfect cross and he fucks it up so badly

>>151940062
dont find girls being able to do this particularly attractive

>>151940070
no girl has ever found you attractive

>>151940070
only three words needed there champ

>>151940061
kek

>>151940070
agreed, and while I'm here fake nails are ridiculous

FUCK ME THAT WAS GOOD FUCK YOU FOR NOT RUNNING FAST ENOUGH FUCKERRR

>>151940061
i find it peculiar how in every country around the world the people outside the capital usually hate it.

>>151940096
what the actual fuck

wtf was that Rashford you twat

>>151940096
hope they qualify so I have three teams in the world cup

Im just gonna say something because i really think it needs to be said. That is all.

>>151940099
Nobody likes Paris either. Wonder what the common denominator is?

>>151940109
India and China can't qualify mate!

>>151940099
not really normies love going into london for a night out or shopping or whatever

i hate saka cus he's black, simple as

>>151940099
I'm in the capital and I hate it. Wembley is in a shite part of London and absolutely diabolical to get to and from

>>151940104
A Troy Parrott brace

>>151940128
I'm a liberal and I support your right to this opinion desu

serb keeper got a cool haircut

>>151940123
I've done myself here and I'm not giving you any credit

don't forget to watch player of the century Wirtz in action tomorrow

>>151940136
wanted him to stay at spurs

>>151940018
Was an alright side foot volley.

the fuck timmy timmovic gonna do

>>151940099
jews

>>151940099
there's a certain kind of people who move there

>>151940151
No it was a tap in and he'll be spamming /epl/ with this all night

Love the rain.

Your halftime plans?

>>151940018
>shitty tap in

>>151940137
based, personally I'm a fascist and want 99%* of people who aren't like me to be brutally murdered, so really appreciate it <3

*you included

>>151940151
That's not remotely a tap in, wtf.

>>151940163
I don't post in that shit general. Bunch of unfunny cunts in there.

England U17 play South Korea U17 later this week in the World Cup lads.

>>151940166
Where are their coats? gonna catch a cold

/span/

>>151940179
yes you do arsewog
that thread is your whole life

>>151940117
i understand what you're insinuating but even in countries where migration haven't completely changed the demographic composition, people still usually hate the capital city.
with some digging i found out beyond the usual "it's crowded" "too many people" "it's expensive", the people outside the capital are usually the the less fortunate, the commoners from the old times.
while the capital more than often usually represents the nobility and the bourgeoise, so this dislike pattern just gets inherited through the generations.

>>151940167
Play some Jedi Survivor

>>151940151
well done, it's Serbia

>>151940185
>tp
Irony is on you, isn't it you fat taff nonce? You gonna rape your underage niece again this Xmas?

crab = serbia
crocodile = saka

>>151940170
Nah you don't, I see the good in all humans, you're a good lad really, you can't fool me

>>151940201
no one reads your garbage arsewog kys

>>151940053
Many people feel like the capital hoards all the resources in the country and traditional industries are deliberately killed off so that they can focus all the job opportunities in the capital.

>>151940185
leave the thread personality shit in your containment thread pls

>>151940214
stop samefagging arsewog no one is fooled by it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nMOqxe4FBc
serbian music for half time

Hopefully we get a snowy Christmas.

>>151940211
yes that's actually true, which also stems from the fact that the capital inhabitants see themselves as above the rest of the country, so they feel it's only right for their city to be prioritized when it comes to major construction projects and job opportunities.

>>151940192
there is nothing special about london, it steals shit from the rest of the country (or america) and just makes it worse
football is a perfect example - also see acid house

>>151940247
This is so shit i absolutely love it

>>151940211
nah it's just natural for the capital to get more investment, like how manhattan will get more investment than the rest of nyc

half time baddiedem

>>151940211
>>151940270
and then everyone moves there and wonders why they can't find anywhere to live for less than 90% of their pay

>>151940206
you're right, I love him

>>151940270
People will find anything to moan about. They moan about the mining industry being destroyed, despite the fact that coal mining is a grim as fuck job and we should be grateful that we don't have to do that shit any more.

>>151938883 (OP)
GOD SPEED TO SERBIAN ALLY IN SECOND HALF
FUCK WOGLAND

>>151940353
Not english

>>151940323
nothing to do with coal mining
birmingham until the late 1970s had a thriving financial industry - thatcher utterly destroyed it out of envy with targeted zoning laws to force more shit into london
wholly artificial state of affairs, keep pulling yourself off though

>>151940327
Can't wait for the ridiculous media circus around Penaldo for this WC only for him to cry like a little bitch, just like he did in 2022

Why do Serbian players go down so easy? I thought they had a reputation for being tough.

>team full of non-English people managed by a German

What's the point?

>>151940369
Think their manager is Serbian actually.

>>151940368
You're supposed to cook it first.

>>151940369
OH BLOODY WELL DO SHAT AP

>>151940353
Imagine raping her, holy shit that would feel so good as she's screaming and thrashing and calling for help, no one is coming to save you, you albanian whore, enjoy my cock whore

Serbia look pretty decent off the ball, they just can't get possession at all

>>151940406
are you the village rapist

>>151940406
It would be extremely painful.

>>151940406
imagine her sitting on your dick, bouncing up and down while your hands are cupping her ass cheeks, her nipple is in your mouth and she farts on your balls

Rice is so fucking useless and incompetent

>>151940399
That's fine, move all the women's sports there
Can't get angry about that

Rashford is so fucking useless and incompetent

>>151940446
nah he can swing in a corner so he's worth 150m pounds or summat

Has Kane has a good match for England since that pathetic penalty miss against Lloris?

>>151940406
>flag
spiritually brown nation

>>151940424
Nice bum

>>151940327
Meaningless friendly, who cares. GOAT already has his trophy

wtf is going on here

>>151940481
>Meaningless friendly
It's neither you fucking mong

>>151940490
werent you listening? they didnt sell tickets to the serbian fans because they already got a fine for fighting with albanian fans and i guess another would bankrupt them or whatever

WARRA TACKLE FROM KANE

TRUE BREXIT GEEZER

>>151940490
Big que at the prawn sandwich stand?

>rashford
>rogers

based harold

>>151940507
>werent you listening?
nah my hearing is shit no joke.

>sprints at full pelt into the box with the ball and loses possession
the Rashford classic

>>151940516
Rooney nooooooo

Barcabros...

surely we can do better than rashford

Captain's tackle

Please take Rashford and Rogers off

if sir dr marcus rashford obe mbe md phd gets injured, who will feed dem kids?

fuck this im off for a wet wank

>>151940516
This always makes me so sad. Old lad just wanted to relive his youth for one moment and got both hurt and embarrassed.

>>151940552
Rashford Saka Rogers all coming off in a few minutes. Eze, Bellingham, Foden coming on

tsunaldo sent off

>>151940569
whats with the jerry flag

>>151940578
thanks for the scoop dean

>>151940577
It'll happen to you and all of us.

Couldn't finish a dinner these Serbian lads

PickGODs aura putting them off

>>151940583
What did he do?

>>151940577
i think he was bladdered mate

>>151940583
Portugal might actually win now

>>151940601
elbowed someone

>>151940590
No worries mate

>>151940601
Elbowing according to Flashscore.

>>151940507
sounds like blatant anti-serbatism to me

No one would blame Kane for half-assing it tonight as he's guaranteed to be in the squad but he's the only one fucking trying

>>151940569
they all got to watch england play in its only world cup final to date

>kane off

Cunt. Lost £5.

england is so shit against teams that sit deep

>>151940629
the serbians chose not to sell them wasnt us

>>151940597
wrong my skillset as a CB will translate well into my golden years

Gaynaldo sent off vs Ireland LMFAO

>EZ-ER
IT'S EZ-EH. HE HAS TOLD PEOPLE THIS.

>>151940644
of course they don't want to what with all the anti-serb hate in this country

>>151940652
>>151940583
>>151940621
he's finally getting reds for his dirty play

>kane scores in every game
>bet on him to score today
>he blanks

Fuck off

>>151940655
ironically difficult name to say hehe

>>151940655
I shall continue to pronounce it 'Easy'

>>151940655
Ebeneezer Ezay

who actually pays money to go to these matches

>Eze
>not shooting blindly at the defender's shins
Already better than Rashford

Sir David Beckham.

>>151940691
you have to go to the shit matches to get points to go to the big matches

Just spent two hours checking all the app settings on my phone

I miss when computers were good for us

>>151940709
>pixel
>3
ick

>>151940707
but england are dull as dishwater in the big ones too

>>151940597
That makes it even worse...

nice goal that

>>151940671
Need to see a webm of that.
I was at a Portsmouth vs Man United game years ago where he got sent off and if my memory serves me correctly it was also because he snapped.

>>151940706
He queued for 13 hours to pay respects to Her Maj, he deserves it.

Big Reece James

>>151940735
https://streamff.com/v/ac103564
(from other thread)

>Jude Bellingham is considered white in England
klok

im sorry i just dont understand what anyone sees in bellingham, what am i missing
such a mid player

>>151940764
>>151940772
cheers lads.

What are you poms doing when 4chan is banned?

>>151940764
kek he's seething
https://x.com/mvl5212/status/1989080370646847722

When's Mason Greenwood coming on?
Come on tickle, sort it out.

LOL

>>151940788
I've been using a VPN + pass for years.

Foden is shit for England

>>151940788
touching my willy

>>151940775
Bit of everything in him. English Emre Can

HEADERTOOO!!

>>151940796
Propah spinning elbow that

>Foden
Shitter.

>>151940706
>ok David they'll be showing you on screen in 3...2...1

>>151940775
no one on /sp/ rates bellingham. commentators and pundits have stopped glazing him too so the casual fan will stop thibking about him completely by the next WC

Italy goalless at Moldova with 10 minutes to go

>>151940788
Use a VPN I guess. Or go get a life.

Gimme a tenner lads

I'm not watching the game but why did this satanic German not sub in Wharton over Henderson

>>151940796
Ronaldo can talk about crying. There's only one true Ronaldo for me anyway.

>>151940827
Wow hes zesty as fuck

>>151940847
Uhh what for, lad?

Straight into row Z. Knobhead.

>>151940851
experimental init just trying out J-Hendz see how he gets on in an england shirt

went out with the gf tonight. 100 quid spent on a bunch of shite. Not worth it desu

They need to start talking about who'll be the striker at the World Cup

>>151940837
Lazy greaseballs got a taste of not qualifying and spending a summer at home last WC, now they don't really want to qualify

Henderson is unbelievably shit

>>151940837
>>151940882
I don't understand the new poomat for the playoff qualifiers. But I still assume Italy can't fuck that up.

is saka even playing

if bellingham looked like palmer no one would rate him

>>151940903
He scored the goal m8

>>151940903
He scored the goal mate, keep it up.

>foden
sub this zesty mong

saka is seriously so fucking shit

kek almost

They should have scored.

incredible miss

stadium already emptying

>>151940934
>>151940938
They were offside anyway.

>>151940922
>>151940903
weird gimmick.

Eliott Anderson is ridiculous

>>151940922
>>151940903
really shouldn't be anywhere near the team, he's absolutely worthless, for Arseshit too. How he is a professional footballer and I'm a fat disgusting NEET incel I'll never know.
Peak clown world

>*shits self*

How is it going bros?

tuchelball is still so fucking shit

If my daughter came home with a fella like Saka, you know what, I wouldn't be angry. I would be beaming with pride at my daughter.

>>151940947
queue for the tube is apocalyptic

Bizarre from Eze, just standing still and watching the play go around him on the break, lazy cunt

>>151940973
Maybe England can meme their way deep into the world cup.

>Jude 'Balloon D'Or Elect' Bellingham being tackled by literal whos
>Phil 'English Maradona' Foden tackled by literal whos
Bellingham is a terrible passer.

>foden
>bellingham
somebody get these frauds outta the team
they are carried at their clubs by better players

>>151940992
what did the gooners do to him

>>151940796
didn't he do some shit like this before with Ireland?

>>151940973
its just the players
look how mediocre bellingham is without the foreign talent around him

>>151940965
You tell me.

>>151940947
It's like 45 minutes back into London, longer if you have to wait to even get into the tube station

>>151941004
what did they do to you more like. utterly mindbroken

>>151941031
calm down aw

>>151941031
we don't sign our posts here

>>151941026
I'm watching our match
So i do not know

OMDS

>>151940964
KEK

can someone tell this arsewog he doesn't actually have to reply to every single post making fun of arsenal

>>151941058
then how would we know it was aw having a melty

>>151941031
>utterly mindbroken
Yeah he's a deeply odd little man.

>>151940964
kek

>>151941045
we don’t post images of the men who raped us here

>foden
he's soooooo fucking shit lmao

you wouldn't think that saka has scored two (2) goals in the last 25 matches for england the way these cunts go on

>>151941075
we don't sign our posts here

Lovely finish

>>151941102
No I would because you talk about him all day every day in /epl/ spamming these sorts of things

N

GET IIIIIIIN

COYG

FOOT LIKE A TRACTION ENGINE

>>151941095
yes we do brother EH

eze my son

>2 arse players scoring
That anon must be seething.

Last 10ish minutes where the best most open of the game
Leavers btfo

>>151941098
lol retard

>>151941102
He's black, English and he plays for Arsenal. That's the holy trinity for making /sp/ seethe.

>>151941127
>>151941095 #
yes we do brother. EH

>>151941145
we dont sign our posts here

>>151941147
he's also shit

These Serbs have been flopping about all match

>>151941147
>/sp/
>It's just one bloke

gooners reminding everyone why theyre so hated kek

>>151941178
average dave melty

>>151941098
he should have two assists already if Eze could shoot consistently

mad how pfodz would be on 2 assists in 5 minutes if the useless arsewog could hit an open net

>>151941098
APOLOGIZE

>get rid of the Man United players
>win all your matches with clean sheets
It really is that simple

England has yet to conceed a single goal

>>151940706
Does this dude not age?

We might suck but we showed great character

>>151941209
we dont concede our goals here

>drop Yids
>play well
kick that cunt Spence out

good chatting with you lads x

>foden does a sideways pass
>S-SEEE HE'S NOT SHIT S-STOP MAKING FUN OF HIM

>>151941230
your boy is shit kys arsewog

>>151941230
he's elite, deal with it bitch

>>151941211
He's bogged

>>151940406
least violent Balkanian

>>151941222
never seen you so happy aw

>>151941218
What's in the envelope?

Eze has one of those Mugabe mustaches, and I think that's based

Foden and Bellingham are not good enough. Rogers and Palmer are ahead in the pecking order.

>>151941275
retard

>>151941301
we dont sign our posts here

190 (aka Dave) going to be seething long into the night on /epl/. 5am is going to be on LOCK. We'll see such classics as
>it was a tap in
>it was Serbia
>ARSEWOG ARSEWOG ARSEWOG
While he skips around his gimmicks on his VPN. Hate to see it, but you can, just pop into the best general on /sp/, /epl/!

>>151941411
set my alarm for midnight hoping to catch a glimpse

>>151941461
Catch a glimpse of cock you mean you bent cunt. KEK