Thread 151941241

So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame the IRA, we can blame The Troubles, we can blame anti-catholic sentiment, we can blame Bailey's, we can blame Irish Car Bombs, we can blame the camel league, we can blame old age, we can blame an uncontrollable ego, we can blame Riggi visiting his old stomping grounds incognito, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination, lack of WC trophies, you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Penaldo and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed right now. Otherwise, I'm not very optimistic about next year's WC, let alone Penaldo even being allowed into the US. Not playing like this. What do you think, /pug/ ? Penaldo #IN or #OUT?

>Some helpful links to numb the pain

https://www.cristianopenaldo.com/#cr7
https://alnassr.sa/
https://www.visitsaudi.com/en
https://jlingzofficial.com
https://www.sns24.gov.pt/pt/tema/prevencao-e-cuidados-de-saude/prevencao-do-suicidio/

Cucknaldo

he just needs more deadsonol injections

>>151941241 (OP)
That hand is quite suspiciously positioned

>>151941241 (OP)
What's up with the shoe polish hair?

>>151941277
He was trying to cheer him up so he doesn't ack

>>151941241 (OP)
>wah wah he lost a match he didn't even care about
he's already qualified retard

>>151941277
He knows ronaldo enjoys getting manhandled

>>151941352
>will now miss two World Cup games because he crashed the fuck out in ireland
>b-but he qualified
LMAOOOO ALL TIME COPE TWAIN

>>151941241 (OP)
>>151941261
>>151941274
>>151941329
>>151941373
If you live here and you speak English you're a cuckold.
If you live here and post on 4chan you're a cuckold.
Think about it
>Live in a complete iberophone bubble, you literally NEVER need to speak anything except mexican or brazilian
the only reason you'd ever learn english is because you desperately want to escape your own people and culture, either physically (immigrating) or virtually (posting on english websites like 4chan instead of your own imageboards)

>b-but muh jobs o algo
That's only an excuse for firsties
These countries don't have economies beyond menial labor, you're not going to learn English selling bananas on the beach

>>151941241 (OP)
cuckaldo cerresiete

>>151941358
This is even worse than Pele counting goals scored in the backyard

>>151941352
OH TWAIN

>>151941277
Good thing its not womens football otherwise she'd be claiming rape afterwards.

>>151941277
people don't know that the first thing to do when a dog is attacking a finger must be inserted in the dog's anus to immediatly divert his attention.

AAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEE TRUMP-SAMAAAAAA MAKE FIFA RESCIND THE RED CARD I NEED TO STATPAD AGAINST CAPE VERDE AND UZBEKISTAN SAVE ME TRUUUUUUUMP

Spergnaldo

>>151941241 (OP)
Just a point of order, car bombs are an American thing

>>151941352
Your GOAT, a grown ass 40-year-old man, threw a tantrum while 2-0 down against fucking Ireland.

>>151941349
Hope he recovered his smile

Red cards have lost credibility anyway. A red from today is not a red from 10 years ago.

>>151941352
at least 3 games suspension. can he get suspended for the firs world cup game?

>>151941396
Women's football is fiercer than male football, don't let those tiny vixens who look permanently exhausted from being made to run across fields sized for males fool ya

>>151941420
do you get bullied for being a brazilian?

>>151941441
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>151941441
>mutt lardass discovers there are portuguese people who don't like penaldo
Cry more and lose weight, faggot.

What will cr9 look like when he retires?

>chikaner and twain melty
You love to see it.

>>151941277
ronaldo is a bottom afterall

>>151941418
cheers

>>151941481
Why are there niggers on the pitch?

*inhale*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's insane how well spain and UEFA psyopped thirdies into abandoning their leagues and teams to worship european ones, pissi vs penaldo is over a decade old now at this point? and they're still obsessed.

Deep down they know they're mongrel subhumans, but it's funny that during Pele's era they had enough self respect to not cuck to white people

News just in about what made Penaldo sperg out

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>>151941541
nice try joao

>>151941241 (OP)
He already won.
Cry about it, brownlet.

>>151941598
Why did you pick poland for you vpn you dirty mongrel?

Crynaldo

>XD forced /sp/ humiliation ritual #2056
Ronaldo has been through it all and triumphed, which is why you seethe so much about him.

He never gives up. He has emotions and he has talent, actual talent and passion. You are soulless and a loser.

>>151941535
ireland is in the irreversible process of getting BLACKED

>>151941613
What do you mean? I'm as Polish as you are Canadian.

>>151941617
>>151941631
you will always be a brown mongrel with nigger eyes

thirdie threshold hit

/sp/ loves Ronaldo still no matter what.
Because he's the GOAT, and that's what it means to be the GOAT.

>>151941386
>>151941613
>>151941647
HELLO SAAR

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your yam yeses

>>151941678
*Gayest Of All Time

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>>151941632
this guy will be the most unhinged troll in the history after he retires as a player.

>>151941241 (OP)
Messi taking all the attention from him has made him gaga

JUDAS EFFECT

Unc is not handling his decline well

>Messhit gets the most forced WC win ever
>immediately goes back to being total shit in France and then MLS despite being years younger than Ronaldo
>have to hire bots and indians to shill for him
>his fans don't even bother watching MLS, they just hate on the real GOAT

>Goatnaldo
>humiliated endlessly
>media never get off his back
>leaves for Arabia unceremoniously
>people think he's done
>every year he comes back and plays, doesn't drop out to the sidelines like most people of his age would
>pulls through nations league despite fitness issues and injuries
>delivers against arguably the best national football team in the world/europe

>>151941632
>Ronaldo has been through it all and triumphed
Except a WC btw

[Luxembourg]
Through seeding stuck with me, in groups he came
That guy who drops below and stops the game
And do I foul again? For now I find
The Lyncher of Luxembourg is there
Scoring offside

[Ronaldo]
Kicked once again by me, ball hits the net
My padding off of you grows stronger yet
And though you beg the refs to check VAR
The Lyncher of Luxembourg is there
Scoring offside

[Luxembourg]
Those who have seen your stats
Can feel my pain
I am the mask you wear

[Ronaldo]
You and Liechtenstein

[Both]
Your/My defense and my/your dives
In one combined
The Lyncher of Luxembourg is there
Scoring offside
Beware, the Lyncher of Luxembourg

[Ronaldo]
Outside of Real Madrid, you always knew
My only relevance

[Luxembourg]
Is yelling TSUUUU

[Both]
And in this tournament, where refs are blind
The Lyncher of Luxembourg is here/there

[Luxembourg]
Scoring offside

[Ronaldo]
Pass, my tap in provider!

[Luxembourg]
He's there, the Lyncher of Luxembourg

[Ronaldo]
Pass!
Pass to me
Pass, my tap in provider!
Pass to me!

Hate him cus they ain't him.

>>151941396
I don't think Ronaldo is in a position to push for rape charges.

messi is so irrelevant the only way argensimians can cope is by obsessing over ronaldo

BRING ME SAN MARINO

on thursday, the king practices mma

Sóynaldo(he can't grow facial hair lmao)

>>151941241 (OP)
that pouty face he makes when he's mad makes me laugh every time

>>151941698
when you dived but she still sucking

>>151942072
Looks better without anyways. Pissi grew facial hair because he is an ugly little recessed goblin

>>151941598
>humour
You are on a VPN?
I mean i just went along with it because poles are retarded but this is sad

>>151942145
SAAR DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEM

>>151941807
Great effort, but maybe do a song we know next time.

>>151942158
Repeating the same joke over and over is infinitely more indian behaviour

Rednaldo Penaldo

DO YOU LIKE HOW I CHOKE
DO YOU KNOW I’M A JOKE
DO YOU LIKE HOW MY FACE IS FULL OF PLASTICKY BLOAT
I HAVE AN UNFAITHFUL WIFE
I HAVE NO CAUCASIAN FANS
SHE ACCUSES ME OF PADDING MY STATISTICS
YOU PRACTICE YOUR INTERVIEWS WITH PIERS ON THE WALL
IF THE REFS HAD MORE BRIBES I’D BE STANDING SO TALL
I SAW YOU SLOBBER OVER PICS OF BOYS WITH NOTHING BUT DRAWERS
I WAS RATING THE SHOTS, LIKE MINE THEY LAND ON THE WALL
I’VE BEEN YOU, I KNOW YOU, YOUR FACADE IS A SCAM
I NEED ANDORRA RIGHT NOW, THIS IS THE WAY THAT I AM
I’VE BEEN LIVING A LIE, A METAMORPHICAL SCHEME
DETECTIVE UNDERCOVER BROTHERHOOD, A WORLD CUP FOR ME?
OH NO NO OH…NO.

>>151942181
HALLOOOOOOO HALLOOOOO MAAM ARE YOU PROSTITUTE

>penaldo getting a red card is like not being a poor brown mexican speaking shithole to thirdies
kek

>>151941241 (OP)
is this loss?

Gaynaldo Poopoonaldo

Misstiano Penlado strikes again

>>151941241 (OP)
Should be a 3 game ban, the action was a clear red and the response was very childish

>>151941241 (OP)
OH NO NONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>151942317
>So, it happened AGAIN...

another gut-wrenching bonechilling jumpscare-free performance from the maestro

>>151941241 (OP)
Please give him a 4-game suspension so he misses the entire World Cup (Portugal isn't going to get past the group stage anyway)

Pendu's getting clowned by airports now

>>151941464
finally sane portugal, you got great team wasted potential because some 40 years old player cant let go and move on with his life

PIDF working overtime ITT

>>151941826
What did we do now? Lol we rigg the red card too? Jajaja

>>151943756
>What did we do now?
you made penaldo fags seethe

>>151941654
jokes aside, i really love this nigga

>>151942155
>I mean i just went along with it because poles are retarded but this is sad
you went along with what?
the fuck is this sentence

Somebody tell him that an "Irish Goodbye" is when you dip out discreetly.

>>151941481
Never a red.

>>151943146
>Portugal isn't going to get past the group stage anyway
32 of 48 teams advance to the knock out stage
if they need tsuuu to advance, they don't deserve to be there anyway.

>>151941632
this angle caught me off guard
I thought someone had edited Ronaldo’s hand to look black lol

gaynaldo should retire
he's old
is portugal lacking in forwards?

>>151942123
>she

>>151941329
ugly, if you're above 30, fade must forbidden