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PIT: After a Pirates teammate told a reporter that Paul Skenes wanted to be traded to the Yankees, Skenes responded Wednesday by saying he wants to win in Pittsburgh
KC: The Athletic’s Will Sammon reports Royals starter Kris Bubic is garnering trade interest from multiple teams
CIN: According to ESPN’s Kiley McDaniel, Ben Rortvedt signed a $1.25 million deal with the Dodgers before being waived and claimed by the Reds
BAL: The New York Post’s Jon Heyman said he’s hearing the Orioles will be in on Pete Alonso
HOU: As he looks to improve his team’s outfield, Astros GM Dana Brown said Wednesday that Cam Smith could open 2026 in Triple-A and that he’ll listen to offers for Jesús Sánchez
NYM: Jeff McNeil underwent thoracic outlet surgery following the season, his agent told the New York Post
STL: Cardinals POBO Chaim Bloom says trade interest has been high in Sonny Gray
SD: The Seidler family announced Thursday that they’re exploring selling the Padres

2026 Top 50 MLB Free Agents, ordered by 2025 AAV:
>Alex Bregman, 3B
>Pete Alonso, 1B
>Cody Bellinger, CF
>Jordan Montgomery, SP
>J.T. Realmuto, C
>Nick Martinez, SP
>Chris Bassitt, SP
>Edwin Diaz, RP
>Kyle Schwarber, DH
>Starling Marte, RF
>Lucas Giolito, SP
>Framber Valdez, SP
>Miles Mikolas, SP
>Michael Conforto, LF
>Rhys Hoskins, 1B
>Kyle Tucker, RF
>Marcell Ozuna, DH
>David Robertson, RP
>Max Scherzer, SP
>Justin Verlander, SP
>Gleyber Torres, 2B
>Alex Cobb, SP
>Ha-Seong Kim, SS
>Raisel Iglesias, RP
>Josh Naylor, 1B
>Yoan Moncada, 3B
>Jon Gray, SP
>Luis Arraez, 2B
>Zac Gallen, SP
>Dylan Cease, SP
>Zach Eflin, SP
>Shota Imanaga, SP
>Tomoyuki Sugano, SP
>Kirby Yates, RP
>Tyler Anderson, SP
>Paul Goldschmidt, 1B
>Mitch Garver, C
>Rafael Montero, RP
>Ranger Suarez, SP
>Bo Bichette, SS
>Tyler Mahle, SP
>Taylor Rogers, RP
>Steven Matz, SP
>Michael King, SP
>Patrick Corbin, SP
>Kenley Jansen, RP
>Jose Leclerc, RP
>Max Kepler, RF
>Christian Vazquez, C
>German Marquez, SP

anime

japanimation

>>151942353 (OP)
a bit much dontcha think?

The Padres should go the Packers route and just be a publicly owned team. I could even guarantee that a proposition to make the Padres city owned and taxpayer funded would manage to pass lol.

>>151942376
Yeah, now that I see it posted. Might limit it to top 30 next time.

kek poodres

>>151942345
we need an attention-starved richfag to become a trip and take requests

>>151942387
I'm for keeping it the same. it's all about baseball and we could use more of that than all the other shit we're getting too much of the time.

hands off those children carlos!

>>151942353 (OP)
>Kenley Jansen, RP
why didn't the angels get a couple young players for the farm at the deadline?

All the recent "Oh God I really wish I wasn't paying these contracts someone please buy my team" sales pitches haven't worked out and I'm not sure the Padres' will either.

>doro piggy bank comes out right when the Padres are selling
don't worry guys, I'll save up and buy the team myself!

>>151942353 (OP)
>2026 Top 50 MLB Free Agents, ordered by 2025 AAV....
My Mariners won't be signing any of these dudes.

>>151942465
where were you when 2hu saved the city of San Diego?

>>151942354
it's all out there bro, just go get it.

BWC

>Nintendo used to own a stake in the Mariners due to NoA being in Washington
>The Sony studio that makes MLB the show is based in San Diego
perfect full circle moment for the Vedder cup bros if Sony/Playstation buys the Padres

doyers

mario baseball

>>151942587
with the 'lot playing on another screen obv

>>151942486
Even Josh?

>>151942587
So true.

>>151942383
Apparently Joan Kroc tried selling it to the community of San Diego and /mlb/ said no. We could try but with how much Manfraud and every owners hate us, that's a way no go. I love the idea but idk if I want to pay Tatis Jr and Manfraudo go . 200 in the playoffs

say something nice about my mariners.

>>151941556
>>drinking whiskey at 2pm on a Wednesday then going on a 7 mile walk
>wtf kind of fitness regimen is this?
But it wasn't whiskey, it was scotch! And I feel Great!

Kek Ohtani really doesn't wanna be doing this

>>151942985
what is this? an awards show?

>>151942985
he's a cat

>>151942881
He looks like a swell young man.

I only have the t-mobile mlb tv subscription, can't watch mlb network :(

>>151942881
will never win a pennant in your lifetime

>>151942985
He’s definitely sweating out a college basketball bet right now

>>151943018
He's dying before October, 2026? Damn, that's tragic.

>>151943004
Yeah MVP. One of the few awards that’s *not* rigged. Like Rookie of the Year or Platinum Glove for example

>>151943032
Baseball writers are handing judge another precisely because it's rigged.

>>151942985
none of them has any interest in doing that shit

genuinely hilarious than an MVP-3 wasn't elected to be an all-star

>>151942985
Soto looks like he got pulled away from clubbing in Cancun

>>151943048
Sorry I should have clarified, I was only talking about the NL.

schwarber went 0/5 with 3 Ks vs ohtani this year

>>151943062
>same disappointed faggot
kek

>>151943067
Ohtani has a tiny yellow penis though

OHTANI IS YOUR NL MVP!

OHTANI WON

Any the award for the most chinkiest dinkiest rittle yerrow penis goes to….JUAN SOTO? WHAT AN UPSET

Ohtani hates English

Ohtani, Mamiko, and Decoy :DDD

>>151943104
23 2nd place for schwarber is nasty

>>151943116
decoy won

rigged bullshit
let's just suck off the same player every year forever, that's good for ratings right?

>>151943128
She's so cute, it's unreal

bro ran it back fr

4 unanimous MVPs

>that nervous laugh from ohtani
kek

I kinda like the idea of Buxton to the Dodgers, but it depends on how much of the farm we need to give away. Doyers will need to get younger in the next couple years, and I don't want to give all the prospects away.

>>151943058
Kirk Gibson won MVP in 88 without being an all star
his team did make the playoffs that year though, you've probably seen some of the highlights

>>151943104
He’s a realllly good regular season player and a playoff choker

Shohei Ohtani is the NL MVP for the second straight season!

Ohtani's MVP Poster

I’m so happy Ohtani won. I’ll think I’ll treat myself to some JAV ANIME AND VIDYA! Arrigato , congrats bros. WE DID IT!!!!

>>151943104
SchwarBUM is overrated as all heck.

>>151943158
ladirs and gentelmen, your unanimous /mlb/ 2025 MVP

>>151943104
why isn't there a single voter who will protest this shit by not voting for him? it legitimately feels like they're being threatened to make ohtani unanimous
and we now know that manfred does have goons who threaten players, so threatening voters is even easier

I will continue to say, that it's odd that the narrative around small/mid market teams changes when people discuss the Padres. It's always "smaller markets should try to be competitive and stop being greedy, anyone can do it if we can!!!" then when the Padres tried doing what they literally say smaller market teams should do, people complain, talk about how it's actually bad and they should be penny pinching and not waste money extending their homegrown younger star players or sign big free agents and now cheer on the idea of the Padres being broke and selling and moving like this wouldn't be the definitive proof that their wet dream of small market flyovers spending and trying is just bullshit and deflection

>>151943191
*ladies and gentlemen
sorry, I got a little excited, this was just so unexpected

The way Ohtani was going for the kiss with Mamiko only to end up awkwardly kissing Decoy was hilarious fucking kek

>>151943217
webm?

>>151943161
it's what I'm hoping for also. We'll have to give away value, but it won't be as bad as it could be since I'm sur we're more likely to pay the entire contract than swap more prospects for money.

>>151943195
FAGGets kek!

We're about to find out boys. [Judge deserves MVP even thought Cal had a historic season]

>>151943191
the runner up

>>151943238
bro is cosplaying the rock

>>151943229
Haven't made a webm in years but here's the video
>https://x.com/MLB/status/1989128631621206154?t=GJmdEiT30OFTO5XsJ6zbTA&s=19

>>151943195
KEK MEST

>>151943195
>he thought soto stood a chance

>>151943229
>>151943251

>>151943104
the state of the nl kek

most valuably pinoy

Cal is a cool dude

>>151943263
uh oh autistic poodrepaco's not gonna like this! kek

>>151943238
It's been done.

>>151943263
Why does he kiss the dog but not his wife

this pic is so tuff

the big dumpster has no chance LOL

>>151943263
>>151943309
YOU JUST KNOW

>>151943263
>>151943309
Also who are the weird Hollywood producers behind them

I'm about to eat this. Also where are you guys watching the thing?

>>151943322
You're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

>>151943346
Book makers, accounts, fixers

>>151943137
>>151943158
>>151943191
>>151943263
>>151943294
you really must love me you faggots

>>151943353
Distract him with a dog

>>151943333
>quads
mother of god..... NO!

>>151943263
>kissing the dog and not his wife

>>151943309
he's trolling her kek

Arraez to the Rockies is one of those free agency outcomes that'd either give us the first .400 season in forever, or would absolutely decimate his stats due to Coors properties not lining up with his slap hitting style

>>151943312
wtf gave Busch a 5th place vote?

>>151943191
>>151943240
>>151943394
which dog placed 3rd on /mlb/'s mvp list?

>>151943312
remember when people thought PCA would be a finalist lol

>decoy posters really do be wanting to fuck the dog
kek

>>151943312
>420 points
o shid where’s ohtani blunt poster

Aaron Judge is MVP again!

It’s back-to-back AL MVPs for The Captain!

>>151943492
cow rowwy was robbed

>>151943492
>>151943506
It was a close one!

noooooo cow

manfred's favorite teams won, what a coincidence!

it's a doggie dog world

Ohtani MVP!!!!!

>>151943312
>A writer left Geraldo Perdomo off their ballot completely
what a fucking retard

>>151943510
New York faggotry on display.

>>151943488
>

>>151943128
>>151942985
wtf did he lose like 20 pounds?

>>151943128
>let go of me, bitch

>>151943359
>>151943487
still seething kek

>>151943566
He always loses a ton of weight as soon as the season ends.

Raleigh was robbed

MLB players with more MVP awards than Shohei Ohtani:

- Barry Bonds

That's it. That's the list.

fox sports' illustration

>>151943309
this was last year. i remember. he fist-bumped her

>>151943652
based

>>151943652
FUCKING KEK

>>151943581
you're literally obsessed with me you little queer lmao

>>151943638
barry bonds got all of his on merit, not DEI

>>151943679
what's funny

>>151943263
ABSOLUTE LEGEND

>>151943459
LMAO EVEN THE DOG'S LIKE WTF

>>151943692
Meds

Sorry it had to be Judge, Memeinerbros. Wouldn't have been shocked if Raleigh won.

>>151943686
>pl-please be obsessed with me
KEK gay

Ohtani is the GOAT.

unfairly robbed

>>151943744
>>151943771
I am not your booty call you homo

>buckbroken by a dog
cried

I LOVE YOU SHOHEI MAMIKO AND DECOY

PLEASE ADAPT ME EVEN THOUGH I"M OLDER THAN ALL OF THEM

>>151943758
Assmad Texans are the difference.

>>151943094
>>151943104
>>151943116
Ohtani won that NL MVP (again)

>>151943840
>pooston reps voted for Judge
I get it, but I didn't ask for this feel.

fudge MVP is a consolation prize for the yankees getting memed on

How do you win MVP against Ohtani

>>151943930
beat his team

>>151943930
or bat .400

>>151943930
hit a grandslam against him

Decoy gets his second MVD (Most valuable dog) award.

>>151943994
LMAO HE'S STANDING LIKE PEOPLE

I always forget that this nigga used to play for the Angels. What a waste.

>>151943930
Welcome to The Show

decoy has the eyes on someone who was reincarnated as a dog. he only has vague memories of his past life that flashes before him once in awhile and his dog-mind can't fully comprehend it (yet)

Cal Raleigh was 1 game away from the World Series meanwhile Judge was parade floating around New York after hitting a fake ass HR to barely avoid getting swept in the ALDS btw

>>151944052
Manfred unironically saved baseball btw.

>>151944069
regular season award

decoy has the eyes of someone who was reincarnated as a dog. i've seen it before. he only has vague memories of his past life that flashes before him once in awhile and his dog-mind can't fully comprehend it (yet)

>>151943930
impeach manfred
the game will always be rigged in his favor

MVP MVP MVP

FAGGOTners kek!!!

>>151944080
T R V K E
R
V
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>>151943930
Ask your starter to bean him in the hand within the 1st 3 months.

It’s Yankee laugh at cow power hour in /mlb/

>>151944274
and it was in toronto, ontario, canada.
makes you think.

>>151944274
YAMAMOTO'S THE GOAT

HE'S THE GOAT

YAMA'S THE GOAT

>>151944080
maybe on planet retard

Been busy at work all day. Did I miss out on the Xheattle group suicide?

marindoo ’em!!!

>>151944329
true. dodgers saved baseball

>>151943928
>implying you also didn't get meme'd on

>>151943510
Retarded that Cal even got that many votes.

>>151944405

tfw decoy dies and ohtani is so pissed off that he hits 75 home runs that season.

Mariner bussy has been collectively fucked and DUMPED

blue jays should've kidnapped decoy

>>151944391
Kek. Fair.

DUUUUUUMPEEEEED

>>151944274
>the key to saving baseball was globalization
Chudsissies… we lost??

>>151944405
uh oh better go tell @mlb to kys KEK

>>151944492
wtf is up with his face? smallpox?

decoy saved baseball!

enough of the gay wards season shit. let's get on with the hot stove.

big day for the judgetani alliance

>>151944708
>judge
WE DO NEED AN OUTFIELDER

I am not replying to you decoy cucks tonight

>>151944739
i have no idea who you are or who you're talking to

Yay!

The shows starting!

>>151943930
The biggest problem is the hitter side of the NL is really missing those big MVP bats like a Judge or even guys like Cal. Schwarber finished 2nd and he wasn't even at Raleigh's level this year. Outside of that you had Soto who was pretty meh for half the year then a bunch of literal who's.

Stove status?

>>151944865
Yankees, Dodgers, Mets, and a mystery team

what's judge's dog's name? do we know if it even has a name?

YEAAAAAAH BOOOOOOOOOOOY!

>>151944912
Bailiff

>>151944708
Yankger bros, are we back?

>https://x.com/dennistlin/status/1989151251419091109?t=16CshHyhrbhc2kiv-kAQjw&s=19

>John Siedler is in charge of which owner he should sell the team too

Lmao we're so fucked, hello salt lake city Padres.

LIVE: 2025 MLB Awards
https://www.mlb.com/tv/shows/mlbtv-featured-svod-video-list/mlbn-live-stream

I know you niggas ain’t watching the baseball oscars. Take the thong out ya bussy playa.

>>151945011
im waiting for the mlb golf tournament personally

>>151945011
I'm watching dodgers blue jays on ice

>>151944809
>Yay!
I'm so happy.

>>151945011
my bad

>>151945011
Minding the stove lad.

Tarik Skubal is the All-MLB Starting Pitcher winner!

>>151945156
>Minding the stove lad.
Thank you, young stoveminder.

Have the Yankees traded for Skubal yet?

>>151945213
Yes

>>151945213
No, because he's going to the Dodgers

>>151945011
It's Thursday and I'm bored. I will also seethe at The Game Awards next month like most of you will.

rockies

Dodgers

>Denzel Clarke won the premiere play of the year award (Angels v. Athletics) [Insane catch]
>Lauren Shehadi listing off people who could make that play in the audience
>Yep, Corbin Caroll, Yep, X, Yep, Y,
>How about Juan Soto?
>Juan Soto, I see you
KEK

DEAN SPANOS. PLEASE BUY THE PADRES! MOVE THEM OUT OF SAN DIEGO PLEASE!

>>151945410
FAGGets kek!!!

>>151944950
Padres are legally contracted to be in San Diego until 2037 at the earliest, MLB also is absolutely not going to let the Padres move considering the Padres-Dodgers rivalry is one of their most popular series for the past five years.

>>151945410
Wait you didn’t tell me Lauren was hosting

>>151945410
FAGGets kek!

>>151945339
sexo

>>151945339
She’s got on dat BWC skirt!

>>151945481
>Padres are legally contracted to be in San Diego until 2037
Based on what?

Here's your mvp bro

>>151944274
Why do I care about Japanese people watching our league again? Not trying to be a smart ass

We salute you, Jimmy Jenkins

>>151945623
To harvest the holy frankinsence

>>151943930
Pete is going to win it next year now that they have ABS. He was the odds on favorite and then umps gonna ump plus wind + bad luck

this is nuts!

>>151945677
Can you just piss off?? Even if that chart was true this is the BASEBALL THREAD. Have some class, punk

>>151945410
i love this, it will motivate him to be a gold glover in 2026
no one is more competitive or driven than soto

>>151945677
Go back to /pol/. Do Frenchies even watch baseball?

>>151944865
Shouldn’t you say “y’all got any more of them rumors/signings/trades”?

That’s more lore accurate.

>>151945602
Their lease to Petco Park is what's making it very cost prohibitive to move them, not to mention retarded giving up one of the best baseball stadiums in the league. Also I was wrong, it's 2033 not 2037, but moving the Padres is probably one of the most retarded things to do considering it's one of the very few baseball teams that sells out their stadium most of the year. There's much cheaper teams out there that would have less baggage rebranding. You're already having to fork out $2b to buy them outright and then moving them would be implausible. The only people who would want to relocate them would have to look at Utah and Portland, but neither of those locations would be as profitable as keeping it in SD.

What’s on the JAV menu tonight friends? We deserve to treat ourselves after the MVP

>>151945747
already busted to 2D

I’m reading it’s Imai or bust for a certain team on the north side

>>151945747
JUFE-591

>>151945703
>reeee stop exposing us spics

>>151945780
>needing two entire dimensions to get off
filthy casual

______________________
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

Oakland Padres

i only care about charts if theyre posted by winky

Dodgers

>>151945979
Someone shop that Dodgers hat into another team's hat.

look what he did to ippei...

https://x.com/Dodgers/status/1989142327546507392

fuck you

Fuck canada

Fuck america

Fuck my ass

Is ohtani gonna be in the WBC?

>>151946120
Manners

>>151945930
>moving to the 2nd highest city
sovl

>>151946092
angels' sloppy seconds

Fuck all sports, there's no escape from being memed on now

>Corbin Carroll will be playing for Team USA in the 2026 World Baseball Classic
Taiwan bros...

>>151943195
It's not that serious, dude.

>>151946161
>>151946161
>not counting Compton as LA

>>151945778
Kwab

>>151945704
what drives a man to miss the playoffs?

>>151946265
Why would they? Compton is a different city.

O CAN'T WIN NADA

>>151945778
how gay of a walkoff would this be

>>151946161
I live in San Bernardino. It's really not that bad, I never fear for my life here.

>>151946289
David Stearns, Frankie Montas, Sean Manaea, Paul Blackburn, Ryan Helsley mostly

>>151946324
blow gays kek

Fuck canada

>>151943652
Jon Snow & Ghost = Ohtani & Decoy

>>151946239
it actually is, enjoy manfred's puppet show

>>151946473
Ok now you’re just being cringe on purpose to bait the schizophrenic

>>151943263
>the hero of /sp/ is on the spectrum

>>151946467
Kiss the 4 nations ring

>>151943195
FAGGets kek!

>>151946467
We should be nicer to Canada. They are our neighbors and friends.

>>151943652
Ohtani doesn't wear NB cleats?

>>151946412
blow kek kek!

>>151946528
>1967
We all know which one they really want

>>151946570
He does, that's just some AI slop thrown together

the chart is real
hispanics are child rapists

>>151946351
SO true

FAGGets kek!

>>151946412
oof madone

>>151944103
go on...

>>151946161
One of my buddies at work was telling me that San Bernoo was worse than Compton/Watts/Inglewood and I didn't believe it until I saw some street gang documentary. It is an absolute shit show.

>>151946243
kek

>>151946265
Compton pretty much is its own city. Lots of places in L.A. county are their own mini city.

>>151946494
It's late night schizo or "___ was not a student of the game"

So skenes got cy young over sanchez because he pitches 5 no pressure innings in some flyover bowl and got gaped by gaysconsin twice?

ploffs

Was DEI the reason why the 2017 Astros players weren't banned?

Fucking kek

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0RUaf3hIq38

blow gays kek

>>151945930
kys

Nexon games or uma musume, please buy our franchise. Might as well be Koreas team if Padres can't pull Japs here.

lads any good baseball kino recommendations?
in the past few months I've watched, Major League, Field of Dreams, The Natural, Everybody Wants Some, and Eastbound and Down
any goodies you would suggest?

>>151947134
The Sandlot

>>151947134
Moneyball?

are any of you shadow entity experiencers?

>>151947143
>>151947153
shit I forgot about those ones
already seen them, plus I forgto to add Bull Durham to my list, watched that one a few weeks ago

>>151947178
Mr. Baseball

>>151947134
Pride of the Yankees is great.

>>151947134
angels in the outfield

>>151947134
'lot

Based Ohtani

>>151947229
Shohei "aura" Ohtani

>>151947134
Mr. 3000

>>151947134
Summer Catch

Why can't people pitch faster than 104 mph

>>151947134
Little Big League
Mr Baseball
A League of Their Own

Why are Jays fans such whiny bitches? They're seething over every award they didn't win.

Keep talkin boy... That soft behind is lookin reaaaal vulnerable right now!

blow gays kek

>>151947427
they’ll get a ticket

So if the ball needs a certain velocity to be a home run and faster pitches hit with good contact and more likely to have higher exit velocity, shouldn’t pitchers be trying to throw pitches as slow as possible to rob the hitter of the kinetic energy needed for the ball to be a dinger?

>>151947427
They can
https://youtu.be/i6Igfv6bnkY

>>151947505
Eephus spam lets gooooo

>>151946003

>beaten by LA in Toronto again

>>151947427
I can, I just choose not to.

Try to hit a 10 mph fastball out of the park, you can’t do it

>>151947134
Rookie of the year

>>151947534
Cespedes used to hit balls off a tee out of citi field tho

>>151947515
the eephus is the most gangsta pitch in baseball.

>>151947545
And how’d that work out for him?

>>151947559
Just sayin, it’s possible.

>>151947567
Well the thing is that even though the ball is on the tee, it’s not going 0 mph. Well it is if measured relative to the tee but relative to andromeda? That ball is going 100k mph relative to the Milky Way so it’s no wonder he can hit them out of the park.

>>151947559
Actually I don’t think you could even throw a pitch 60’ 6” at 10mph.

>>151947581
Not with that attitude

>>151947579
Based cosmologist, I concede.

>>151947545
>out of citi field tho
and other fields?

>>151947581
Not without the right altitude

>>151947581
Yes with the right amplitude

>>151947544
>>151947482
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>>151947195
will download every and all suggestion x

>>151947637
Rookie of the Year is kino. Mets are the villains.

>>151947637
The Bad News Bears

>>151947649
They always are makes sense

fuck you fuck all jays haters fuck dodgers fuck yankees and fuck you

>>151947134
Jon Bois videos on Youtube

>>151947649
Beats that uptown queer with an ephus pitch too

>>151947658
I’m sorry sir

>>151947604
This is what pages hit in game 3

>>151947658
Sorry sir

>>151947658
Canada will never beat America in anything.

>>151947672
It was a balk

>>151947658
rude!

>>151947670
Bois de Boulogne

I'd rather the Jays miss the playoffs than be treated like Leafs fans for the rest of the offseason. Just ban me from /sp/ until the spring

>>151947689
She wasn’t in that movie, she was in American history x but that’s not a baseball movie. Well it kind of is but kind of isnt

>>151947704
With gusto

>>151947681
quality of life

>>151947658
Yankgers got 'em BOILIN'.

>>151947681
Maple syrup exports and Labatt Blue production numbers beg to differ

>>151947704
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>151947718
And you call it boiled ham despite the obvious fact that it’s obviously grilled?

>>151947681
healthcare

>>151947681
Cum chuggin

>>151947729
It's an Upstate New York expression.

>>151947681
stability and quality of political system and representation

>>151947658
At least you have the Lea... AHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH >>151946003

>>151947681
They have more jeets

> According to the US export data, the total value of US auto exports reached $59.2 billion in 2024, a decline of 6% from the previous year. The USA is the 6th largest car exporter in the world, as per the global trade data.

>in 2024, The share of vehicle exports was 8.4% and totalled $68 billion. Canada’s automotive industry largely depends on these exports.

>Vladdy got the first Entertainer of the Year award

Wow they made a Participation trophy for my heckin loveable goofball teamerino I'm so fricken stoked right now bro! 500 million dollars was a steal! Thanks MLB for recognizing our awesome and cool team in such a wacky way!

>>151947773
KWAB

>>151947658
Mariners not mentioned

>>151947728
BLOW GAYS AND LAFFS

>>151947780
>KWAB
sneed

>while injured he sulked away from the team throughout the postseason
>Atkins: "he wanted to be with his family" and would not elaborate further

So when do we trade Berrios in the offseason?

>The Dodgers are never the bad guys in the baseball movie
Damn right!

>>151947784
mariners were nice and respectful, unlike stinky dogshit yaks fans and doyers cunts

>>151947801
>sneed
Sneed isn't going to the blow gays

>>151947801
>>151947814
*snead

>>151947773
>>151947795
>>151947801
>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>151947811
Jay nigs were disrespectful all playoffs just saying.
All the tourist were wondering why Will Smith didnt have to tag at the play at home plate in game 7. Hilarious.

>>151947811
As if you faggots weren't being insufferable all season. Cry more bitch vladdy and fuck that malding cheating faggot springer too

Gluk ...urk!

>>151947822
BLOW GAYS

>>151947811
You guys were massive faggots to mariners fans though

Fuck canada

>>151947850
Those were hockey tourists, the regulars were fine.

>>151947884
based

>>151947887
They're all the same street shitting jeetnadians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0LHAn1FCZ8&t=979s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgEh5mXBBwY

kek

>>151947925
o kek!

>>151947925
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>151947914
savage

stat faggots ruined baseball. Judge should've never won this year. Never should've won in 2022 either. WAR = wiggers are retarded

>>151947134
Major League

>>151947983
based tl;dr anon

>>151947971
Sorry sir

>>151947914
They don't have a football team so I think it's okay like when Vancouver roots for Seattle.

>>151947971
I like stats like "home runs" or "runners brought in"

>>151947971
pfma

>>151947773
>entertainer of the year
lmao whack ass backing vocals and a weak hook

>>151947649
kek at that gif, will watch
>>151947650
>>151947670
x

>>151947971
Sorry…

>>151948018
If you haven’t seen Ken Burns “Baseball” you should probably do that
https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/best-baseball-movies/

>>151947670
>>151948018
Jon Bois Mariners doc is great if you haven't seen it. After today it feels like we should get another episode.

>>151947971
He didn’t know!

>>151947914
>raptors
won a championship in 2019
>blue jays
won two world series inthe 90s
>maple leafs
only boston and montreal have won more stnaley cups
>bills
....

i dont think we are the cursed ones here

>>151947971
You gotta forgive me!

>>151948026
oh man I've already watched the whole series through twice this year, already keen to watch it a third time
it's a great doco even if you know nothing of baseball
11th inning needs to happen

>>151947971
cmon man

>>151948041
In that case you should watch The Civil War

>>151947681
fries with gravy and cheese curds

>>151947824
kek I wonder how many blue jays caps were returned in the last two weeks

Okay so let me get this straight, the feds claim they can prove some pitcher threw a ball on purpose so do they think they can prove that a hitter swung and missed on purpose in a sport where actually hitting it only occurs 20-30% of the time? I predict that bettors will start gambling on batters swinging rather than pitchers pitching.

>>151948054
bro..
I have virtually all of Burns' series on my drive, love his flicks and Civil War is one I still go back to watch from time to time
his Vietnam, Prohibition and Roosevelt ones are kino too

>>151948066
They have his texts. Anyways if he threw further outside the zone even Pages wouldn't swing

>>151948066
Maybe Pages and whatever Dominican were in cahoots but they can’t prove that he swung at that one pitch because he swings at every fuckin pitch no matter what. Even if I sent a text to pages saying “hey guy swing and miss on the next pitch for $50” he could just as well be trying his best to hit the ball but still miss so is he going to jail because I sent that text?
It’s laughable mane they got nothing

>>151948028
I loaded up the page and will definitely check it out
>>151948026
great list on that link btw

>>151948073
I mean they’d have to know what’s really in a batters heart then compare that to every pitch they’ve ever seen and nobody can do that. Not even with computers can they do it. They got nothing

>>151948069
The West is also good but he only produced it. How about The Dustbowl? I'm worried his Revolutionary War one will be pozzed.

>>151948079
No problemo. Some of them are stinkers but the majority are kino

awesomesauce

I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

Canadians be like “you ain’t never lost a World Series until you did it in Tronno I mean you get a poutine maybe have a molson ice get fucked by a beaver then a moose maybe have a hockey puck for dinner you know joke d’vive and whosawhatsit eh” lmao

He’s no Danny Raven-Legbuff

>>151948088
yea both of those are great too
just checked the drive and I have 13 Burns docos lol, reminded me that the Huey Long, Mark Twain and Lewis and Clark ones are also really good
I'm looking forward to Revolutionary War, but also had similar thoughts about sanitising in the current year

>>151947824
>Cheater Springer in the bottom right corner realizing the Doggies are going to win
nature healed

>>151948120
fucking based, love Shelby
his accent/voice combination alongside smoking his pipe is amazing kino

>>151948079
Mariners doc is so good, you won't regret any of it.
>>151948120
I love him but he uses "in point of fact" waaaaaaay too often in his books.
>>151948143
I would put money down that they talk more about slavery in this than they do Civil War.

>>151948148
Actually that was just his knee giving out.

>>151948114
Deserved

>>151948164
based woo, it should've been you guys

>>151948164
You just know if he had a sister she would be a 10/10 dime piece pure fxcking sex

>>151948114
So PCA, Judge, Cal, who else is team USA? It feels fucking stacked already.
>>151948195
Bringing Woo in relief was a mistake IMO, he was basically getting rehab and Bryce was our most consistent guy in the postseason. Still came closer than ever but it was inevitable.

Total bases should include walks, hbp, and stolen bases.

>>151947832
Projection for your own insufferable ass bullying my Jays all season. Fuck you.

>>151948226
No

>>151948224
I saw an image on Twitter that had all the players but I can’t find it now. It’s the three you listed, Skenes, Bobby Witt Corbin Caroll and maybe one more, I think that’s all that’s been confirmed

>>151948244
We're shoo-ins.

>>151948250
Skenes playing for us is huge, not only because he’s the best pitcher in baseball but it also sets the tone for other good American pitchers who ditched out last time

>>151948159
might watch the Mariners doco after dinner
I really like that Sherman pepe btw kek

>>151948226
Yes

>>151943195
serious question: who would you honestly have voted for over ohtani, and why

>>151948236
I don't think there was much regular season interaction between fanbases other than after that game 3 where ohtranny struck out. I guess some of the shit posting using that image was by Toronto fans but most wasn't iirc

>>151943309
japan is gay about pda

>>151948262
It's a great way to spend an evening.
I like posting Sherman pepe at people complaining about national guard troops being sent to their city.

>>151947670
>Jon Bois
is a faggot

>>151948280
But muh states rights! This time its different!!!!!

>>151943523
judges parents are white. why does he look so... off-white?

>>151943523
He has the same skin tone as his mom it seems.

kek I used to love Jon Bois I feel like he fell off the map kek

>>151948226
Correct. Honestly at bats and BA should be aboloshed

>>151948282
yeah but he fucked off to bluesky so you can't tell anymore kek
>>151948285
mighty fine town y'all got heeya upin po-tland, rekckon it culd use sum A-dult supa-vision tho

The only way Ohtani doesn't win the next 5 MVPs is if he gets injured. Even if he gets injured, it isn't a guarantee he doesn't win it. If he gets a pitching injury, but still can hit, he'll win it just like last year. He's immune to voter fatigue because there is just no way you can justify voting for anyone else.

>>151943652
are you allowed to call this an illustration, legally speaking. look at these fucking bats! it's ai dogshit

>>151948299
kek why do people not like jon bois im assuming he’s a lib or something? kek

How much of Judge's OPS difference is due to IBB?

>>151943930
put up Judge numbers

>>151948311
kek that wouldn’t be that hard to do the math yourself. But I’m not doing it kek

>>151948305
You don't have to look past his face to know it's AI. I don't know who that is, but that is not Shohei Ohtani.

>>151948310
He was having a meltdown a year ago and left to post on a website with less than a tenth the user base, I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions.

Mariners doc still good tho.

>>151948318
What a shame. He’s obviously pretty bright, idk how people with above average intelligence can get so wrapped up into that

>>151948280
based Uncle Billy poster

>>151948301
Bro is competing against "Kyle Schwarber" might as well give him the next 10

>>151948314
Same, but it feels like a good retort when a big point in Judge's favor being the OPS between him and Cal is the same as Cal and #77. Like I get it, Judge is a better hitter, but he's also getting respect walked a lot.

>>151945506
i feel like the should be some good ai clips of the MLBTV women removing their clothes by now. admittedly i have not looked and do not know where to look

>>151948310
It's not just that he's a lib, but he is just an incredibly annoying person. He's the one that popularized that dumb scorigami shit in the NFL. He is Reddit personified as an online sports media presence.

>>151948329
It sucks that we put so much stock into an award that is voted on by the most self-important pompous jerkoffs

>>151948271
soto, because he had a unique season
he added a new dimension to his game, base stealing, and became the player to hit the most home runs while leading the league in stolen bases
ohtani just had a typical ohtani season that we've already seen before and that he has already been awarded for, and it was worse than his previous season despite being able to pitch again

Will Ohtani get to 10 MVPs?

>>151947134
have you watched ken burn's "baseball" docuseries yet. if you don't give a shit about history you can start with the 2-part 10th inning and work backwards. but it's not like you have anything better to do in life, so i'd start at the start and watch an hour a day

>>151948328
We respect Schwarbie here

>>151948342
yeah
not because he deserves it, but because they're hellbent on erasing barry bonds

>>151948341
>ohtani just had a typical ohtani season, i.e. doing something that has literally never been done since babe ruth
>but soto? he innovated by STEALING BASES....no other hitter has ever considered this possibility...

>>151948341
>Soto the no hustle bum
lawl

https://youtu.be/t4WZIU5QevA?si=RIu7DMcX_Hs95UJa


It’s up.

>>151948330
why isn't there a PPV quick pitch with naked abby?
>>151948332
>scorigami
nevermind fuck that asshole
>>151948335
If any two of the four texas votes switched we could have had dual MVP kino, but we got the "midwest" siding with the east coast again, because flyovers serve a single master in NYC

>>151948355
everyone's argument for ohtani winning last year, despite being a dh, was that he stole le 50 bases

>>151948329
Retarded argument because you only get IBBed a lot if you're fucking elite at hitting. How many times did Cal get "respect walked"?

>>151948354
at least it's for a good cause

Ohtani is a better fielder than Soto by virtue of being a DH.

>>151948373
kek

>>151948368
A surprising amount in the postseason.

>>151948373
lawl

>>151948373
>it's true
kek!

>>151948373
jej

>>151948377
MVP is a regular-season award, thoughbeit.

>>151948373
trvke

>>151948310
he made his falcons doc about trump and bush are hitler and how powerful black women are

>>151947134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV5dpTmaIUU

>>151948310
i don't give a shit about his politics the dave stieb documentary was pure kino and i want to have sex with voyager ten

>>151947134
Bad Lieutenant

>>151948394
sorry i meant pioneer ten

Someone was asking for baseball kino?

>>151948396
>>151948396
>>151948396
just gripped an early nu

>>151948401
Is this actually good?

>>151948384
I'm certain Cal had a career high IBB and regular BB this year but I don't recall him being put on base intentionally until late in the year and into the postseason when teams were actively trying not to get him to 60.
>>151948386
is this true? if so half based.
>>151948395
*port call of new orleans
I kid, both are excellent

>>151948407
but why?

I didn’t mean to hit post I was tabbing out to get news and I hit post…

>>151948363
>why isn't there a PPV quick pitch with naked abby?
i would prefer if she starts with clothes and slowly removes them over the course of the show


UNRELATED: has anyone seen this movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g-bxQwmU0s

>>151948422
Meant for >>151948418

>>151948422
You can't post a new thread from a thread. You tabbed into the catalog.

>>151948342

Nope. Even Ohtani will get old and his skills will diminish.

>>151947505
People can hit softballs that far in slow pitch. ESPN used to show pro slow pitch games sometimes. If you hit more than a certain number of home runs, they started counting as outs. Players were accidentally hitting home runs and getting upset with themselves because nobody was on base.

>>151948004
>"runners brought in"