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Would you like a fact /heem/?

>>151942418
I got a fact for you
*heems you*

bo niggle

bo is 100% getting pieced up
also bet the house on belal

Here's a FACT: Brits never went through the trauma of circumcision and STILL allow their government to trample all over them. At least we were tortured at birth, bongs are just pussy bitches.

>>151942431
not according to the bookies

Have any fighters said they don't want to fight at the White House?

Disgusting FUCKING Piggy!!

Wonk snout FREAK

MAMDADDY DEMANDS YOUR HUDUD

Trace

Heem all white women

>>151942446
ye royval said he'd rather fight in front of a crowd of fans instead of some rich politicians or somehting

>>151942437
Starmdaddy keeps those disgusting demented deformed piggies sufferin’ sadly

Not sexy pakdaddies like me though

>>151942500
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>151942462
spiritually, white women are the worst women on Earth. the silver lining of miscegenation is their eradication.

>>151942485
heh, you just activated my trap card

>>151942462
She's having a good time and practicing safe sex what are you so upset about?

>>151942422
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

>>151942500
Lel

Heen

>>151942519
>worst women on earth
>most desireable
we know why you're upset chudly.

>>151942533
I'm so glad he'll be back this weekend so tired of hearing Dom and Fitzy

>>151942519
Calm down Clitia

Kill all muslims. Send the Jews bombs to bomb paki children. Put pork into musims food. Rape Muslim women.

>>151942547
keep up the race mixing. the future I seek approaches.

>>151942580
Based sexy lightskin daddy enjoyer

Kekkk pink lil piglet got revved. Mamdani is mayor now dawg. It's different.

Slamdaddy's BBC (Big Brazza Cock) will pull JDPiglet's pulled pork and forcibly make him oink I fear.

"Give the Jews another billion dollars to bomb muzzies back to the stone ages."

-Trump, probably

>>151942625
>>151942611
Succulent posts.

>>151942631
>back to the stone ages

Team Haddon has pulled out. UFC 322 in jeopardy.

>>151942648
Can you ask in the form of a question?

>>151942655
Can I have $5?

>>151942663
In CAD? Sure.

tom won, gane cheated.

ANNNNNNNNNNNNNND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DONT WANT TO FALL IN LOVE

Yeah Tom won alright. He won the peepin orb competition.

>>151942690
WHORE

>>151942690
need her to get flushed onto onlyfans

Heem would probably have sex with men

Your prophet literally for raped by ZUTT CHADS

gonna need yalls to shut teh fuck up

yeah tahts right bitch shut uuuuup

>>151942729
Would

Yeah zutted bitch

>>151942731
Some dude yesterday was bragging about banging dudes

Anyone else feel like Morales heems?

He was a wrestling background and 7 inch reach advantage

>>151942779
I don't know. And I'm not gonna find out

Ronda Rousey poosey

>>151942500
Rose heemed Tracy’s fake lash off with her right hand. Powerful stuff guys

>>151942500
When people tell you wmma is shit, just show them this clip

>>151942779
Wouldn't bet on a subhuman shitskin to ever defeat a white chad.

>>151942819
Wow. I didn't catch that. You're a fucking savage

here everyone enjoys bo

>>151942832
lmao

the thing is even if tom “won” which he didn’t, he still would have lost because zero people watch this shit to see someone try to win a sporting match, they want to see a test of wills (which tom lost bigly (and the official result was not a victory for him either))

is Tom in hiding?
when's the fucking rematch?

>>151942917
this is true, i grieve lamentously

>>151942462
That's a gypsy

>>151942900
How is Sean Brady white u dumb moroccan.

And that roiding Arab couldn't even get a knockdown, pillowfisted af

HEEB

>>151943084
Ugly inbred freak

>>151943078
>cucknadian reading comprehension

>>151943084
Alhamdulimaga

>>151943078
fuck u

soon

2 MORE SLEEPS HEEM
MAKH SUPREMACY

don't release the files

>>151943155
Ya Ali

>>151943155
This ugly inbred freak is getting bodied by JDM

IM GGETTING MY ASS POUNDED RIGHT NOW OH MY FUCK GOOOOOOOOOD

JDM by crusade

>>151943194
what's his name-wait a minute

>>151943192
>ugly
he's fine looking, even handsome
>inbred
racism (not tolerated on /sp/)
>freak
nonsense hateposting
>getting bodied by JDM
it's entirely possible but I fershure dissergree

Where's Italy

>>151943216
Dumbass.

>>151943228
been on the Gane train since he heemed Souza in the lil leagues my brotha

What fight are you most hyped for?

>>151943262
Sudurjaev vs McOringo

>>151943262
Islam getting the belt off that FREAK

>>151943262
hold on let me get back to you on that one

>>151943262
Mac Wellmaker vs Cody Haddon

>>151943286
I'm afraid JDM will be knocking Pisslam the fuck out sadly

>>151943305
You've seen all of Haddon's fights. You get it. You have to trust the eye test. It doesn't matter if you're fighting in the UFC or in the Moroccan regionals—good technique and physical attributes are just as visible. You call out prospects on pretty much every single card and a supermajority of them deliver. Haddon is for real.

Chills.

>>151943344
honestly better than this week's ufc card

>>151943317
>>151943305
haddon dropped out

>>151943164
I agree

may every day be another wonderful secret :^)

JDM anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfMegACVJQw

>>151943387
Next week we finally get a good event tho

yawn any heem on this weekend?

Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?

>>151943447
no

Watching this press conference. Half of these question are for morales. The dood is a star.

>>151943482
That star is getting snuffed out by Sean Brady. The great white hope.

>>151943482
Dude he's literally Spider Man.

>>151943447
Yeah mate just one
*HEEMS you*

>>151943447
Best I can do is octagon control SD, sorry bapa.

>>151943395
You've seen all of Ethyn Ewing's fights. You get it. You have to trust the eye test. It doesn't matter if you're fighting in the UFC or in the Moroccan regionals—good technique and physical attributes are just as visible. You call out prospects on pretty much every single card and a supermajority of them deliver. Ewing is for real.

Never seen a Swedish man.

>>151943535
i haven't seen any of ewing's fights

My boyfriend used to ejaculate prematurely.

>>151943546
I still do

Some guy just asked dana if he'll be giving pizza to the fighters on Saturday night. Really asking the hard hitting questions.

>>151943553
But you used to too

More like Mitch Dedberg because that nigga dead LMFAO

>>151943586
You ever considered a career in cawlmedy?

remember when you guys thought Shara Bullet was gonna be champ lmao

Hello heem I'm back, finally the drought is over.
I saw based JDM go back to jiujitsu judo roots to go against the takedowns.
Honestly, JDM could take it easy this fight and would still win easily.
Islam is to wrestling what gaychud is to striking, a retard that was never good.
People have been saying that Islam ebin wrassling style is a bad match up for JDM but Islam wrestling style revolves around body locks and sweeps more than leg takedowns and even against the takedowns JDM been drilling forearm posts to control the head as they shoot and counter with a knee.
Islam won't even get a chance to use his wrestling as he is way too chinny to take JDM striking, people seem to think Islam is defensively responsible and to his credit he doesn't swing like Garth does but his striking is still absolute garbage, no power or set ups and still throws big punches.
I wouldn't be surprised if JDM heems him inside a minute before Islam can even try a takedown.
Normally people are terrified of the takedowns wich makes them back up giving the wrestler the space they need to shoot comfortably, JDM never stops coming forward wich already makes it hard to shoot but even if Islam times a takedown (he doesn't have that kind of high level timing to use a takedown to intercept heavy pressure) Islam wrestling is too simplistic and doesn't have as many variables neither on the feet or on the ground.
What made Khabib so hard to deal with is that both the takedowns and grappling he had so many positions and constantly switched between several positions to get into a even better posture and gnp.
Islam only has a sweep and takedown on the feet and on the ground he is happy to hold a position wich is only good against bums with no grappling.

Islam has no fucking chance.

>>151943573
He actually said
>But you used tutu

>>151943604
no one has ever said that or even thought that

>>151943546
oh i know your pussy must be tight

>>151943633
be quiet and go to bed

>>151943573
>>151943586
Hedberg?

>>151943651
no one has ever done that or even thought of doing that

sometimes I think gooning as a stalling tactic is unhealthy

>>151943663
Don't post pornography

>>151943697
Fuck you nigga

Starting to think Bruce Wayne may be Batman.

>>151943663
despite what people might think he has a black wife and half black kids

Look at us now, tip to tip!

>>151943256
Based.

I can't wait for Della Maddalena vs Makhachev guys!

This can only end one way and that's Giacomo by whatever the fuck he wants

Off my face don't know where I am cuz I got my drugs from Amsterdam

Slamdaddy is going to work jdm over.

>>151943772
Banger alert!

>>151943749
Isn't this guy a shoot retard?

>>151943855
You can see he's literally a nigger

>>151943801
After getting knocked out?

>>151943867
Hey now racism outside of /b/ is not permitted. Janny-sama is NOT going to like that.

>>151943900
I've evaded 1000 bans and I'll evade 1000 more.

>>151943938
Trump is a superstar.

what if islam enters the octagon and immediately sprains his ankle so they call of the fight? would there be a rematch? or would they maybe move on to another fight for jdm? think about it for a while

>>151943957
No shit hes the most famous person on earth.

>>151943911
GRRR THATS EVEN MORE AGAINST THE SUPER RULES WHAT THE HECK!!!

>>151943911
Hoenst question; how do you live with yourself?

>>151944114
Honestly? Respect.

The bans were for spamming gay porn.

So much BDS per usual. Islam literally subs him in 1.

>>151944172
Proof?

Let's get some sleep.

>>151944179
BSD is fighting Dariush bro

I love CP

>half of these heckin questions are for morales!!!
yeah they called up 4 different spics to ask questions.

ilia topuria undergoing a petrino transformation to become the densest welterweight tank in history

>>151944338
Ban him.

>>151944333
Yeah I am a fan of Carlos Prates as well b!

>>151944364
He's 100% right althoughbeit.

islam is the exact same size as jdm
what a cutbaby

I literally invented althoughbeit posting

Conor's dick.

>>151942500
mogged, beaten, and exposed.
rose can't stop winning my heart

when fights john pork

*kills you*

>>151944287
>I'm wide awake in my kitchen, it's black and I'm lonely
>Oh, if I could only get some sleep
>Creeky noises make my skin creep
>I need to get some sleep
>I can't get no sleep

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTNcjRdX4Q&si=jXWV3uR6jkDPT8LX

>>151944567
based entirely off the lyrics, that's gay

Greatness.

>>151944647
its giving prime canor... chills

>>151944567
Belter of a chune m8

put him jesus bloke

>Getting banned
Nah fuck that!!
>Toggeling airplane mode
Let's go for that.

https://youtu.be/p1vgIP4RL1o
https://youtu.be/_Gw2qhFkwUk

>>151944672
Tell me, why does he wear the glasses?

>>151944711
Cuppleof heeters b

brendan schaub discovered jelly roll

>>151942729
Ortega still fucking that?

JDM will heem

Also, here's some voice impressions of half-life guns I did when I was bored.

HL1:
>HL1 pistol
https://www.vocaroo.com/2RVMRqBk72O (embed)

>HL1 magnum
https://www.vocaroo.com/7S3jH8qwQxU (embed)

>Missile launcher
https://www.voca.ro/30zFYdUx3HJ

>HL1 crossbow
https://www.vocaroo.com/kcmYmwU2bey (embed)

>HL1 gauss
https://www.vocaroo.com/hjBBPJBK1Ry (embed)

>Med pickup
https://www.vocaroo.com/3YSRCYzzQhY (embed)

>Weapon select
https://www.voca.ro/gMmJb1ciUah

HL2:
>HL2 crossbow
https://www.vocaroo.com/1h0RGeoABCZ4 (embed)
https://www.vocaroo.com/1HyG32OrjJyU (embed)

>HL2 pistol
https://www.vocaroo.com/1gVUkfbUg7Xv (embed)

>HL2 magnum
https://www.vocaroo.com/1b0NEIQYKyty (embed)

>HL2 pulse rifle
https://www.vocaroo.com/1dJjPQmqjQ2G (embed)

>HL2 shotgun
https://www.vocaroo.com/1hCAZviY4DyS (embed)
https://www.vocaroo.com/15UITq15csrd (embed)

>Ragdoll noises
https://www.voca.ro/120ykKEOgvUz

>>151944734
Dude, you're retarded

heemember the vocaroo where sweden reveled himself to be about 8 years old?

>>151944647
Knowing what we know about betting scandals this one aged like milk. Did this nig throw so bo nig could run?

>>151944742
Not a single thought behind those black eyes I fear

>>151944734
Is this how retarded the average jdm supporter is?

>>151944772
Big Franc Retardmaxxing

>>151944751
This one?
https://voca.ro/1iL96nT3FZDS

>>151944821
More of a reptilian than a human. Dead eyes with no soul.

Sweden, that was a really regretful thing to do.

>>151944751
Me? Yeah I remember

Darren 'Emmett' Till

>>151944734
You are such an beast

Average Swedish male

>>151944647
I'll tell you... He ain't losing to a black boy.

L-L-L-Lava~

>>151945037
No way that shit is halal bruv

*flips airplane mode*

Yeah so anyway like I was saying

>>151945094
allah close his eyes in australia brazza

>>151945140
Janny is gonna range ban yer ISP bruv

>>151945143
Brazza dis New Jersey not Australia

>>151944826
predator bros..

>>151945165
Janny rangebanned himself from pussy sadly.

If Slamdaddy beats JDTrans, then Usman, and finally Clitia then he is the GOAT. Those 3 wins + Volk are better than any of Jones's wins.

and I'm NOT a Jondaddy hater.

Clitia and JDtrans are guaranteed but Daddymaru will be his biggest test.

>>151945235
Sup spammy

Usman is retired I fear

Harambib I reckon.

Usman can't even walk on land.

Usman walks backwards up stairs.

semi-retired Usman beat hamzat cumshot, I lament

usman’s skin melts when exposed to heat sources (eg sunlight)

Usman has rickets and 4 ingrown toenails

usman has 4 different people living in his mind, only one of them is the UFC fighter

usman ate all the unicorns

>>151944751
you dont want to know what that actually was from

Usman instead of a skeleton has an intricate system of pressurized organic tubes filled with liquid throughout his body to keep him upright and rigid

Brazzacels have yet to reply to this.

>>151945444
We all want to know

Usman is held in this realm with a dimensional anchor

>>151945448
No way this is true right?

>>151945560
i happen to have that anchor

if ronda didnt quit after the nunez fight could she have won the title again? assume she became humble and acknowledged that there's levels to striking. with her elite judo base and a year or 2 of training could she close the gap with nunez?
she was only 29 when she lost to nunez

Chill nigga

Just heem'd this wasp tht broke into my home.

>>151945753
Get fucked mate

>Sweden using his phone to spam shota vocaroos
Sort yourself out lad

>>151945735
>>151945749
lmao its you

Just so you guys know that is actually the voice of an underage girl, whoever posted those vocaroos just now probably didn't make them.

>>151945753
Nah fuck that!
>>151945766
Let's go for that.

>fatima kline is fighting too
holy shit my fridge goddesses

why did the burgers boo jdm?

Charles Oliveira isn’t a good win, Islam has just had the extreme luxury of fighting in a bum weight class with former feather jobbers. JDM isn’t tested enough to be consider that good either. The resumes of today are dismal

>>151945896
Because he's an ugly fucking freak?

How would Madara Uchiha do in the ufc?

>>151945964
honestly? gane zeems him

>>151945943
I think its because he took Americas only mens title and now its just that transvestite thing in the womens
Also theres an image of the usa as Israel 2.0 because so many jews are in positions of power there so you guys want to 'prove' youre not Jewish by supporting the muslim
Grim times given the muslim everyone is worshipping would celebrate the death of every single american, very cucked behaviour
When jdm wins heem will officially be /ausgods/

>>151946009
Hey mate can you stop impersonating me please?

>>151946009
No its because hes white and he behaves like a proper white man. Same as Aspinall. All that other shit you're saying is retarded. Get that retarded shit out of your head.

You guys ever thought about getting tested for autism? Serious question.

>>151946111
No, why would I? Doctor tells me I'm autistic. Great. Now what?

Hi guys, I'm popping in from cyc to ask who is the current heavyweight champion of the world? I know it was Aspinall. Who is it now? No opinions please just facts.

>>151946111
You ever thought of testing for HIV faggot?

>>151946111
I did i asked my mom if she took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me and she said all the time. Im looking into getting on leucavorin as soon as its available.

>>151946111
autism is a social construct

>>151946111
No offence, but have you ever thought about getting tested for tourettes?

>>151946169
OOOOOOHHHHH!!!

the fight goes down like this.
problem is either one can be the kangaroo. and either one could be the cool austrailian guy with backwards hat.

Cody Haddon OUT

>>151946111
you ever get tested to see what percent capuchin you are?

Another worthless, dogshit leaf post sadly

Penis OUT

>>151946111
i am definitely autistic but i have a good job and the neetbux would be a significant downgrade.

>>151946111
Yes, and it turns out I'm autistic. Nice trips, buddy.

Anyway we move on UP the thread...

All I want is Sean O'Malley and Ian Garry to be champs. Is that too much to ask?

My peins stat is 100%

It was way out of line for Shevchenko to start singing the "I want to be ninja" song to Zhang at the presser. That was real fucking disrespectful.

We're a family.

>>151946521
Spammy is my rapist father I fear

Bitches think I'm Dave Menne

>>151946521
Purchase UFC 322!

Now that the dust has settled....he quit, right?

>>151946599
Gane wanted a way out

Fatima has the prime Christy Mack hair. You know shes a freak.

>>151946581
I'm better than Sean Combs, I'm better than John Holmes, I am even better than Jon Jones.

>>151946599
though the dust hath settled i still see not

Bone Iggle

Isn't it just a beautiful twist of irony that a Muslim fighter earned the nickname "John Pork"

And the best part is he absolutely hates it.

>>151946762
EPIC

Fat DDP says Islam will heem

Heeminder that gambling is degenerate and anti-heem behavior

>>151946990
Khamzat really raped this man's soul.

>>151945961
imagine john pork vs anshul
shit would break the numbers

Simple yes or no question. Did Tom Aspinall win his last fight?

Bonus: Has Tom Aspinall won a single fight this calendar year? Yes or no.

>>151947179
Ooohhh...its uhh...i-its....ummmm...oh dear....

>>151947179
he won the not losing contest

Fight him? I hardly see him

>>151947179
Erm I dunno lad, I'm not shure

bros... I haven't creampied a woman in over 3 years...

>>151947363
Same but like two months...

Still think about it regularly. Her pussy gripped like a retarded kid

>>151947403
it truly is heavenly

>>151947403
Every pussy grip tight when you have an big dick like myself. Little tip for you there, junoir.

the best is when you have a tight gf who you rail every day so her pussy conforms exactly to your dick shape like some kind of magic play dough and then it just feels perfect

>>151947447
Yeah, but some are grippier than others. This fat chick I was fucking for a while was great, but then I went for a slightly thinner nigress and the difference is like night and day.

>>151947447
You're literally Chinese.

>>151947477
Based. Zhang Weili army we are ready

I have bare GCSEs

Oh dear oh dear

Poor poor Dupiggus...

>>151947491
Chinky chinky chink

>>151947508
When do you think Khamzat's next fight will be? My prediction is late October

>>151947509
Whats taht supposed to mean

>>151947509
Thats racist

Boxing is the best martial art for street defense.

Is tat right?