ITT: All the forces of the 41st Millennium descend onto modern day Earth. Except they are only as large as their miniatures depict them to be. SPESS MAHRENE's are an inch tall, Monolith's barely come up to your ankle, Imperator Titans are the size of a van. And anything capable of Exterminatus miscalculated the gravity of Earth and crashed into a plot vortex.

that just makes them harder targets for our weapons

>>95854127
Weaponised leaf-blowers

>>95854091 (OP)
Games Workshop sues them into oblivion because they hate content creators.

Mechanicus get internet access

Mexico Is Aryan btw

idk

>>95854091 (OP)
Which fleet gets eaten by a dog?

>>95854091 (OP)
snickers in rotation

With numbers of soldiers in the trillions i feel like they could just drown everyone in materiel

>>95854182
>leaf-blowers
Fuck, that brings memories.

>>95854091 (OP)
I don’t know why you think swarms of Nids are any less terrifying at that size.
The end result is still earth losing all of its biomass

>>95858803
what was that?

Tyranids fuck up the ecosystem completely within the matter of few months. It doesn't matter that they are the size of bugs, if they can just replicate themselves to no end and start consuming the biosphere of our planet, while filling it with their toxic spores.

Instead of ants infesting our households, we will have nids infesting fucking everything.

Who would win - the whole invading army, or a gang of 9 years old on electric scooters (no autist on the army's side, well, perhaps the emperor himself).

>>95854091 (OP)
THE SEQUEL WE ALWAYS NEEDED

Deploy the cats, the miniatures will tremble for their might.

>>95861943
>few months
You mean few hours?

>>95865213
I was being conservative with how fast legions of tiny nids would be able to overrun the planet.

>>95854091 (OP)
Yeah I'm with >>95858919 in that the Nids are going to wreck us.

>>95868450
This, and also nurgles plagues.

>>95854091 (OP)
Necrons, tyranids, and anything with psychic powers will fuck us up. It doesn't matter if he's like an inch tall Eldrad will cook you all the same.

We'd also get overrun by trillions of trillions of tiny little imperial guardsmen, which will probably help us with the mounting tyranid problem

>>95854091 (OP)
>Tyranids just release spores that grow into full sized brood nests that grow into real nids
>or genestealers infect humans that give birth to full sized hybrids
It's over

>>95861943
>>95865213
More accurately somewhere between the two, few weeks actually seems to match the canon timetables the closest, maybe days if it's a really big Hive Fleet that can saturate the planet really heavily in spores right from the get-go.

>A Toy Story sequel featuring characters from the 40k verse as their actual real-world 1-inch models

Disney/Pixar hire this man

>>95861634
They're recollections of past experiences, but that's not important right now

>>95854091 (OP)
Never played a wargame before, what do you do with this shit after your battle? Will you reuse the same diorama or will you break it down and repurpose the parts?

>>95881433
That's just a display table, so basically a diorama. You can tell since the minis are attached directly to the table and also there's a fence around it to keep people from getting too close.

>>95854091 (OP)
The tiny Imperial Guardsmen try to form an uneasy alliance with the tiny Trench Pilgrims and Green Army on the next shelf, but run into communication troubles when they realize they don't have the C-Bills to pay the ComStar battlemechs across the room. And fuck taking out a loan from Mr. Monopoly. The tiny Imperial psykers attempt to circumvent this issue with telepathy, only to get shitposted into oblivion by tiny Palpatine over in the Star Wars Legion bin.

>>95881384