Thread 95866968 - /tg/ [Archived: 1064 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:45:33 AM No.95866968
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>The final boss is a chicken.
Is your party fucked?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:01:50 AM No.95867075
Yeah
Those pecks do crazy damage and are armor piercing
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:34:12 AM No.95867279
>>95866968 (OP)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fYrzE4xTwV0

Trépas bref et instantané
Ou torture lente et raffinée
Ses plumes sont toutes ébouriffées
Du plaisir de vous massacrer

>Quick and instantaneous death
>Or slow and refined torture
>Its feathers are ruffled
>From the pleasure of massacring you
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:35:30 AM No.95867284
>>95866968 (OP)
A chicken….jockey?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:39:27 AM No.95867305
>>95866968 (OP)
We are well and truly clucked.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:45:11 AM No.95867328
>>95866968 (OP)
Is there a reference I should be getting here? Or is this just nonsense?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:43:17 AM No.95868858
GM finally reads through the monster statblock properly_thumb.jpg
>>95866968 (OP)
Giant chickens are a bit too reddit-random to add to a campaign, but chickens could be a funny and surprising obstacle for a Honey, I Shrank the PCs arc I suppose
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:54:00 AM No.95868906
>>95867328
Blud joined 4chan 21 hours ago. Blud missed peak desu posting. Blud has negative lurk time.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:03:03 PM No.95868936
>>95866968 (OP)
No, we are already sworn to defeat all thing fowl and wicked.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:36:22 PM No.95869032
>>95866968 (OP)
No. We're playing Doctor Who at the moment, and my PC is a soul food-loving short order cook from 1980s Chicago. (Backstory bonus: our in-game lore is that he works in the same diner as Aretha Franklin in "The Blues Brothers")
>floured, seasoned, deep fried
>served up with mashed potatoes, gravy, and collard greens
>now someone gimme that harmonica
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:42:58 PM No.95869053
Two of our party are bird-like races. We can either reason with it or join it and destroy the rest of the party. Either way the birds win
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:45:00 PM No.95869057
>>95866968 (OP)
Depends. A mindless uncontrolled chicken just doing its own thing isn't much of a threat. But if that chicken's brutal impulses were being controlled by, say, some kind of rider...a jockey of sorts...then I think there'd be major problems for the party.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:46:02 PM No.95869471
You came to the wrong neighborhood
You came to the wrong neighborhood
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>>95866968 (OP)
>a chicken
>singular
I'm not falling for THAT again. I know what happens when you hit it five to eight times.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:51:52 PM No.95869494
>>95866968 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMo4WlBmGM
Fall foul fowl.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:22:22 PM No.95869596
>>95866968 (OP)
Roosters are well known for their aggressive behavior, strong beaks, sharps claws and deadly spurs on their feet. It's not unheard for roosters to kill predators attacking their hens and I read about few cases of unlucky people being mauled and killed.
I don't think that it would end with a party wipe, but I can imagine a cheeky rogue getting dissemboweled by Rooster after failed attempt to steal some eggs or chickens.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:28:08 PM No.95869622
>>95869057
This. On its own, a chicken wouldn't be too fowl. Throw in a mounted rider/jockey to control its fury and then it's a fight to the death.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:51:16 PM No.95870008
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>>95866968 (OP)
I could see the grimkite being the boss of a low-level adventure
its more of a turkey though
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:18:44 PM No.95870155
>>95870008
>no fan
>no wattle
Not a turkey
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:51:19 PM No.95870341
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>>95866968 (OP)
We’re playing a spy game, so yes. We are well and truly fucked.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:02:53 PM No.95870409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX9obBv24zE
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:39:18 PM No.95870917
>>95868858
Why so many kids think that the deep lore from the earliest days of /tg/ are redditshit? I've never been there, are they still recycling our memes from 2008?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:50:47 PM No.95870984
>bumpfag thread
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:04:33 PM No.95871071
>>95866968 (OP)
A big enough chicken is effectively a T-Rex, so it might be pretty tough depending on what level they are
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:51:16 PM No.95872406
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>>95866968 (OP)
It's going to kick our non-chicken asses!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miomuSGoPzI
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:54:33 PM No.95872429
>>95866968 (OP)
We lost our animist to a fucking crow 4 sessions back, so I'm going to say yes.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:19:00 AM No.95872593
>>95870984
>gets mad at a bogey man called bumpfag
>Bumps thread
Why do you care?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:45:34 AM No.95873367
>>95872593
>How does it personally affect you XD
Hello, bumpfag.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:23:22 PM No.95876019
large angry chicken
large angry chicken
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Someone kill it with fire!
perhaps some herbs and spices while we're at it.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:58:14 PM No.95876941
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>>95866968 (OP)
It's going to kick our non-chicken asses!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miomuSGoPzI
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:20:47 PM No.95877047
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>>95866968 (OP)
My sci-fi setting has alien bird people as the most advanced species. Their body type looks similar to Falco (star fox) but with four eyes. Their planet is covered in a spatial-warping field that makes foreign entry impossible, and they outsource war efforts to robot soldiers who have built a small society of their own.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:21:56 PM No.95877056
>the final boss is a killer rabbit

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dnK6a0Bg3Cs