Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:52:58 AM No.95904194
Your character finds a magic ring and by merely touching it is cursed to be a fat cheeto fuck frog demon. What do?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:01:45 AM No.95904222
>>95904194 (OP)
Swallow the ring. What's it gonna do, turn me into a double cheeto frog?
Swallow the ring. What's it gonna do, turn me into a double cheeto frog?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:08:34 AM No.95904243
>>95904222
Yes and swallowing it makes it permanent. Even a wish or miracle or reality revision will fail. You're fucked, bro. Now you're forced to be an evil, dickless, fat cheeto eating frog fuck forever. Just like that faggy janny that bans perfectly on topic posts because he's a power tripping faggot with no life that cries as he stuffs cheetos into his fat fuck ass.
Yes and swallowing it makes it permanent. Even a wish or miracle or reality revision will fail. You're fucked, bro. Now you're forced to be an evil, dickless, fat cheeto eating frog fuck forever. Just like that faggy janny that bans perfectly on topic posts because he's a power tripping faggot with no life that cries as he stuffs cheetos into his fat fuck ass.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:36:15 AM No.95904324
>>95904194 (OP)
I cast Remove Curse and my DM has an autistic shit-fit over it, despite willingly playing a game SO shitty that a spell like Remove Curse exists in the first place.
I cast Remove Curse and my DM has an autistic shit-fit over it, despite willingly playing a game SO shitty that a spell like Remove Curse exists in the first place.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:00:42 PM No.95904389
>>95904324
Remove Curse is insufficient.
Due to the object being a deity level artifact, it requires a very specific method of destruction, which you must discover by adventuring.
Remove Curse is insufficient.
Due to the object being a deity level artifact, it requires a very specific method of destruction, which you must discover by adventuring.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:02:39 PM No.95904395
>>95904194 (OP)
Lick the chetoo dust from my skin
Lick the chetoo dust from my skin
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:15:56 PM No.95904469
>>95904389
Sorry, but you're wrong. Spells do what they say they do. You clearly just suck at being a DM if you can't run the game around that. Maybe some non-game like MAID RPG is more your speed.
Sorry, but you're wrong. Spells do what they say they do. You clearly just suck at being a DM if you can't run the game around that. Maybe some non-game like MAID RPG is more your speed.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:24:03 PM No.95904506
>>95904389
Sounds railroady as fuck. Stick to videogames.
Sounds railroady as fuck. Stick to videogames.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:47:17 PM No.95904577
>>95904194 (OP)
I dunno, since I'd be a complete faggot I might as well start spamming frog threads at that point. hoping the GM takes my character sheet and lets me roll a new one.
I dunno, since I'd be a complete faggot I might as well start spamming frog threads at that point. hoping the GM takes my character sheet and lets me roll a new one.