Your character finds a magic ring and by merely touching it is cursed to be a fat cheeto fuck frog demon. What do?

I don't understand the scenario. Could you explain it in terms of gay black men twerking please?

>>95904711
No.

Stop the DM right there and explain that I didn't touch it since I was wearing gloves.
Stall the game until he relents.
Sabotage his personal life if he refuses.