Your character has found THE NEXUS, an all powerful artifact ring that gives them the advantageous abilities and memories of every reality's version of your character, essentially transforming your character into a paragon intermediate deity possessed of 60 omnigestalted levels of every character class (basically, you're level 60...but have all known racial traits, all class abilities for all classes, all languages, all skills at rank 60, all feats, and all salient divine abilities). Your power is so great it rivals even that of an elder god, even if you aren't actually an elder god, and most other deities view you as a potential threat to their supremacy. However, they have not made a move to attack you...yet. The existing elder gods actually find the scenario hilarious (since they are unaffected by all this and view their lessers as bratty children in need of a good spanking) and may offer guidance if you remain respectful towards them.
What you do determines your fate. What do?
Declare myself the God of Really, Really Petty Vengeance That Even the God of Vengeance Wouldn't Want to Deal with Because It is So Overwhelmingly Petty and see which god decides to try and attack me.
>>95923240Only the most petty of gods will choose attack you. They will be unable to defeat you, even if they work together, which they won't because they're so petty.
The remainder of the gods either try to befriend you, or just remain neutral and let you do as you please as long as you don't become a nuisance or a threat.
>>95923078 (OP)What game are we playing boss?
>>95923078 (OP)I call OP a spamming, off-topic, shitposting faggot.
This is just what my character is already, nothing changes
>but the gods-
They don't know shit, she's more cloaked than a rogue in a stealth jet
I take the form of a typical human and use my powers to live out a series of increasingly strange sexual fantasies.
>>95923078 (OP)Create a Xanatos gambit leveraging the combined intellects of all my forms. This gambit should result in the subordination of all gods to me, along with the deaths of those who refuse to kneel.
>>95923078 (OP)Immediately cause every nuke to launch at israel
>>95923078 (OP)I wish for another THE NEXUS, if that works I will proceed to adorn all my fingers in countless rings.
>>95923078 (OP)You have a whole board for this shit >>>/qst/
>>95923078 (OP)I guess he'd slap the shit out of Vecna, rescue his rival from the nine hells, and then bum around untill the spell plague happens and shit goes tits up.
I imagine he'd be pretty put out considering his whole motivation is learning stuff.
>>95923078 (OP)I take off the ring and destroy it, then seek therapy.
