Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:25:10 PM No.95930374
I was thinking the really hard... I finally figured out 2 Things!
1st... you know Greatsword? I saw the HEMA... you literally do 2x damage with the Greatsword if you flip him around and hit with Handle! They call this hidden Technique mordshag... banned from Battlefield for being too OP!
2nd... the Golf is literally Werewolve invention! Think about it... what does the Golf swing look like? Moon... in every Phase! No Moon, Small Moon, Half Moon, Fat Moon, Full Moon... basically 1 to 1 Remembrance! Even more obvious is the name, Golf, literally 1 off from Wolf!
Golf swing is literally the strongnest attack human Body can make... problem is Shape of swing! Solution that nobody has thought about... do Mordshag thru it!
Fighter takes Greatsword... flips him around hard! Grabs by blade, says to Guy... 'Hey, look up at Sky! He's the Bird, he's the Plane... no it's literally Superman! No J K ... it's the Full Moon!'
Guy looks up... screams! 'You're literally Liar! There's no Full Moon! I want Refund!'
Fighter grins Everywhere... 'You fell for it... no wonder Full Moon sounds like Fool! Revealing my hidden Assassin technique... HoleInOne GodBaller! Fire in my Hole! 4!'
Fighter swings Greatsword in Mordshag... hit's Guy's balls! Guy screams everywhere, no save...
Fighter takes Greatsword... still holding blade... 'Time to finish you! Part 2 : DeathWolve Swinger!' Fighter pulls Greatsword up... comes swinging down into Guy's TORSO... instakill, no save!
So now you know how the literal Werewolve taught the Fighter... what will you do with this? The DND is all shakying and crying... not even Wizard knows how to fight any more!
Fighter looks at Camera and says... 'This hidden Technique... wanna know who taught me? The last Werewolve... his name is God, King of the Republic of Tsibilisi... met him in parking Lot. You want to learn new hidden Assassin technique too? Go find him... win him in Trial!'
DND has changed... never again is literal Fighter helpless! Mordshag...
1st... you know Greatsword? I saw the HEMA... you literally do 2x damage with the Greatsword if you flip him around and hit with Handle! They call this hidden Technique mordshag... banned from Battlefield for being too OP!
2nd... the Golf is literally Werewolve invention! Think about it... what does the Golf swing look like? Moon... in every Phase! No Moon, Small Moon, Half Moon, Fat Moon, Full Moon... basically 1 to 1 Remembrance! Even more obvious is the name, Golf, literally 1 off from Wolf!
Golf swing is literally the strongnest attack human Body can make... problem is Shape of swing! Solution that nobody has thought about... do Mordshag thru it!
Fighter takes Greatsword... flips him around hard! Grabs by blade, says to Guy... 'Hey, look up at Sky! He's the Bird, he's the Plane... no it's literally Superman! No J K ... it's the Full Moon!'
Guy looks up... screams! 'You're literally Liar! There's no Full Moon! I want Refund!'
Fighter grins Everywhere... 'You fell for it... no wonder Full Moon sounds like Fool! Revealing my hidden Assassin technique... HoleInOne GodBaller! Fire in my Hole! 4!'
Fighter swings Greatsword in Mordshag... hit's Guy's balls! Guy screams everywhere, no save...
Fighter takes Greatsword... still holding blade... 'Time to finish you! Part 2 : DeathWolve Swinger!' Fighter pulls Greatsword up... comes swinging down into Guy's TORSO... instakill, no save!
So now you know how the literal Werewolve taught the Fighter... what will you do with this? The DND is all shakying and crying... not even Wizard knows how to fight any more!
Fighter looks at Camera and says... 'This hidden Technique... wanna know who taught me? The last Werewolve... his name is God, King of the Republic of Tsibilisi... met him in parking Lot. You want to learn new hidden Assassin technique too? Go find him... win him in Trial!'
DND has changed... never again is literal Fighter helpless! Mordshag...
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