Stat him.

>>95934867 (OP)
-10 hit points

Large magical beast.

16 str
14 dex
18 con
6 int
6 wis
6 cha
Improved unarmed strike
Irongut

>>95934867 (OP)
He thinks he has levels in Bard, but he does not. His Perform checks are untrained and do little but annoy the listener

>>95934867 (OP)
Level 3 Human Mariner
Feats: Endurance, Improved Unarmed Strike, Strong Stomach
Mariner: Bonus Feat (Toughness), Sailor Lore, Seamanship +1
Scores: STR 15 / DEX 13 / CON 15 / INT 10 / WIS 10 / CHA 15
Stats: HP 22, AC 11 (+1 Dex), BAB +3 / Grapple +5, Speed 30 / Initiative +1, Fortitude +5 / Reflex +4 / Will +1
Attack: Unarmed Strike (+5/1d3 +2)
Skills: Class Skills at +6, can't be bothered to list in detail.

>Feat: Fightin' 'Round the World
>Unarmed attacks against creatures you've just met automatically crit and bypass all damage resistances for one round.

It's funny how poorly South Park aged, worse than family guy

>>95935857
Family guy holds up

I hate this retarded show