Hypothetical scenario

In an evil lord's keep, you find a cursed four-poster bed with a sordid history. The curse will compel anyone who gets on it to stay on it even when at risk of death by violence, disaster, or thirst/starvation, and the only way to free them is for someone else to take their place. Because I'm magical realming it up like that guy who wrote forgotten realms, the bed's curse also makes you horny to the point of madness over time.

The bed however is made of excellent high-quality materials, and the magic on it is of great potency. A buyer would spend a ludicous amount of money for this piece of furniture. The curse is intertwined with the bed, and removing it will cause it to crumble and fray into useless scrap not even worth using for tinder.

Would you find a buyer for the cursed bed, or would you destroy what is basically elaborate shackles for a sex slave and forgo the wealth?

>wat sistum
The one that shits all over your favorite fantasy setting

>get into bed with sex slave
>they leave
>I'm stuck on the GoonBed™ forever
woooow

>>95936248 (OP)
that just sounds like a normal bed

>>95936248 (OP)
How do you change the sheets?

What a retarded concept.

>>95936248 (OP)
Okay, but how does it compare to the comfiness of this chair?

>>95936248 (OP)
>The one that shits all over your favorite fantasy setting
Which one is it?

>>95936248 (OP)
Donate it to nearest orphanage.

>>95936248 (OP)
>assumed it was a retarded idea from the image >read it anyway
>it was in fact a retarded idea

>>95936248 (OP)
Sorry but even as a bdsmfag I'm destroying that retarded shit

It can be done, Just hire some extremely submissive bed-maids. They take shifts getting tied up then trading places in the bed. Once the curse shifts you lift them out of the bed and just put them somewhere else for like 12 hours. They get paid to hot-potato the goon curse without actually being in the bed, and you get to keep the bed empty and clean for when you actually want to use it. Im guessing you'd need four or so, so they get time with their families between shifts

>>95936248 (OP)
Curses are non-negotiable. It's only good for tinder now.

>>95936248 (OP)
Wasn't there some horror movie based on a bed or something?

>>95939915
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats