>>95942310Makes sense if you give it a few seconds of thought. Goblins aren't the absolute worst ball handlers, cause you could be trying to get down the pitch with a Troll, but they're at a huge disadvantage by how fragile they are. They can't throw worth a damn. They can't catch worth a damn. They can't punch worth a damn. They can dodge, but Stunty means that an unlucky hit can absolutely wreck their shit. Trolls are strong, but some of the worst Big Guys you could use due to Really Stupid. The two "advantages" they have are their Secret Weapons and their halved bribe costs, and the Secret Weapons have a tendency to blow up in their faces or get sent off the Pitch early. The Goblins are intended to basically cause as much mayhem as possible, knocking people over with the Secret Weapons and Trolls so the Gobbos can Foul on the prone guys with impunity due to the numerous bribes, and THEN maybe score if there are enough Linemen or a Pogoer left that you can scrape off the pavement afterwards.
It's ironic that from what I understand, the Halflings are also the cheaty team, but in a different way from the Gobbos, since their main advantages are being cheap enough to allow them to buy strong inducements like Master Chef, Tree Men and Star Players to compensate for halflings being so shit, basically letting their Treemen clobber the front line and anyone stupid enough within arms reach so the Halfling linemen can Foul on the prone enemy team with near-impunity while the Star Players do the actual scoring. At least, that's my understanding of it.