Thread 95952151

Soooo... Anybody played this yet? How was it?

>>95952151 (OP)
ask ur mom

Never even heard of it. What do you do in this game?

>>95953110
You and up to 4 of your friends play as strippers in a club. There's a board with a stage, bar, and a private and VIP area. Customer cards will sit around the stage, and you can uncover customers to hopefully get them to private and then to VIP to get money from them.

Turns are based on a game timer. You get X actions per turn (can't remember) and once you use those, the next turn happens. The timer dictates who gets to go when, with certain events placed to occur in between turns.

There's actually a fairly complex system for calculating customer satisfaction during a private/VIP dance, involving rolling and using your chosen dancer's skills to their advantage. Your objective is practically to get them to fall "in love" with you so they give you the most money possible.

Whoever has the most money by the end of the game wins. I backed the kickstarter last year and got 2 copies of the Collector's Edition, but I haven't gotten to crack it open and play with My friends yet.

>>95952151 (OP)
Yeah, I've played Night Shift several times. Great small-town urban horror game.

>>95953315
That is the gayest shit I have ever heard.

>>95953315
Is it...fun?

It sounds like it's just a gimmick, "Haha, let's make a board game about STRIPPERS! SO COOL AND EGDY!"

>>95953837
>Is it...fun?
No idea. Haven't played it yet - I was curious to know if anybody else had.

>It sounds like it's just a gimmick
Kinda is, yeah, but it was a gimmick I liked enough to buy into. I've got a weird history with strippers so it stood out to Me and I wanted to buy it.

Supposedly it was made by a former stripper.

>>95953315
Are there rules for what happens if you go to far in a private dance and fuck the client?

>>95954268
As far as I'm aware, no, but that would be interesting.

The game was made by an Australian, not sure about there but here in Canada prostitution is basically legal and there are many strippers who will bang for your bucks.

>>95954301
>by an Australian
>country founded by whores and sons of whores
That tracks

>>95954634
Petty thieves and navy men actually. Canada is the one founded by whores

>>95952151 (OP)
What IS it?

>>95953652
So you should love it then.

>>95953837
There are like 4 or 5 board games that are repeated endlessly with a different gimmick.

>>95954647
>Canada is the one founded by whores
thats just quebec

>>95954649
Nightshift, a board game where you play as a stripper and your objective is to make the most money.

>>95954098
>Supposedly it was made by a former stripper.
That makes this go from potentially amusing to mildly depressing.

>>95954745
How so? You know you're getting a proper experience

>>95954772
>Your objective is practically to get them to fall "in love" with you so they give you the most money possible.

>>95954789
Just like in real life except nobody actually loses money or gets false hope. Safe clean fun for the whole family!

>>95953315
>I backed the kickstarter last year
... Why?
Are you a woman who likes the idea of pretending to be a stripper?
Are you a man who likes the idea of pretending to be a stripper???

This is the most baffling thing I've seen in a while

>>95954745
Some girls make money to support themselves through college, some to pursue dream of becoming board game designer.
Overlap of sex workers with tabletop community is not exactly new, the I Hit It With My Axe crowd has been around for a while.

>>95954745
At least steppers put in work, unlike you with your art.

I’ve played it. Not a gimmick and better than expected, although it’s not X-rated so if you’re wanting to bust a nut this isn’t the game for you. But it’s good fun, I’ve played it with a group of hobbyists and a group not into board games, both groups enjoyed it. Would recommend.

>>95952151 (OP)
What, a game about being a stripper?

>>95953315
Ok, but can you fuck them for extra money?

>>95952151 (OP)
Waiting for the Jack the Ripper expansion.

>>95956526
Kind of wish we lived in a world where any woman felt their best option was to trick men into thinking they're in love with them.

Kind of wish we lived in a world where any woman never felt like their best option was to trick men into thinking they're in love with them.

>>95956368
>Why?
I have a weird and slightly traumatic history with strippers so I thought it'd be funny. I also thought My friends would find it amusing and fun.

>>95956587
>it’s not X-rated so if you’re wanting to bust a nut this isn’t the game for you
I was going to say "who would buy the game for that?" then remembered where I am.

>>95956754
See >>95954301

>>95954714
but I don't tho

>omg in this boardgame you play as X that are Y until a player wins!
Replace X and Y with the quirkiest things you can think of and you have every boardgame announcement ever.

>>95956568
Let’s see your art bozo.

Individual crisp sculpts on the meeples is fun even if they are coomer

>>95958043
These were produced before Ozempic got FDA approval?

>>95958072
I've only ever seen one fat stripper in a club. I don't know how or if she makes money there, but I guess where there's demand there'll be someone to supply.

>>95958072
>>95958117
>go on /d/ right now
>mostly dickgirl, vore and tentacle stuff
Shit that doesn't exist in real life
>4 fat grill related threads
/d/ shit irl

>>95958247
To be fair, the existence of dickgirls IRL depends on how much you're willing to stretch the definition of "girl".

>>95953315
>normal people on the left
>three wise men on the right
Into the trash it goes.

AGP board game.

>>95953315
>Your objective is practically to get them to fall "in love" with you so they give you the most money possible.

I hate femininity so much it's unreal.

>>95958275
Dickgirls do not exist in real life.

>>95958445
Not with that attitude.

>>95958043
>le hecking big girl

I have literally never seen a stripper that fat in my entire life.

The meth-sculpted bodies are much more realistic.

>>95958686
I have. Also saw a midget stripper one time. Crazy night, I tell you what.

>>95958072
>These were produced before Ozempic got FDA approval?
what did anon mean by this

why is there an anon posting trannies itt?
I got nothing against them but the game is about female strippers, not male strippers.

>>95958043
Let's see how crisp those meeples are in practice. I've seen a lot of high-precision prototypes followed by blobs in mass production.

>>95956526
The fact you aren't killed is a shame.

>>95956526
>I Hit It With My Axe

Recording a TTRPG as a form of entertainment is always top cringe, porn stars or not.

>>95958453
>tattoo that looks like chest hair at a glance
not the best choice

>>95959582
It amuses Me. Also those are drag queens, not trannies. Small, subtle difference. I find drag queens have some level of tastefulness and beauty in their approach to femininity/looking feminine, while trannies typically don't.

>>95959980
Yeahh he could've easily covered it up with foundation or something or even photoshopped it out - you can tell this has been retouched at least a little (which is normal) so it could've been handled. I really liked his outfit and makeup though.

>>95958686
I could be wrong, but I think she's supposed to be pregnant.

>>95954714
heh gottem

>>95960060
It's completely off-topic. If you want to post this shit you it would be better to find a tabletop game about LGBTQ+ and post your fetish folder there. It's be like some elf fag posting about his coom elves in a dwarf thread, fundamentally off-topic.

>>95958043
I hereby propose an alternative...

>>95953837
Lots of board games have tiny dumb concepts and mechanics that lead to earning victory points so the player with the highest number wins.
All of this stripper shit sounds like it could be reskinned as gaining funding for your scientific research or winning an election or graduating from wizard school or whatever.

>>95960227
Right, but is it fun?

A lot of the time games with "edgy" themes are just excuses for the theme. I want to know if the stripper gimmick is lying on top of an actual fun game.

>>95960178
Hey, I'm not the one who brought up dickgirls. But here's a real manly man for you.

>>95954741
>>95958275
>>95958453
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>>95960377
Ewww, these are all trannies. Gross.

I would play a game about male strippers trying to bag cougars and fat chicks, but I would never, ever play this. go figure

>>95960404
That's a child!

>>95960377
A man dressed as a woman is not a dickgirl either. Your post has nothing to do with this topic, and I would say at this point it's spam.
Now I'm not a janny, so I'm merely wondering what is your purpose in shitting up this thread with disgusting pictures.

>>95960437
At this point your insistence to bring it up is only exacerbating the problem. If you're so worried about spam or thread shitting, you must be very interested or passionate about this game, so why don't you tell us what you think of it? Big fan, I presume?

>>95960220
>cropping right above the bulge
Unforgivable cowardice

>>95960220
ok but seriously who has the full version of this pic

The art reminds me of the Western Erotic Games threads on /v/

>>95960220
Got me, you sly dog. Well played.

>>95961634
And the writing is bad enough it'll remind you of Eastern Erotic Games.

>>95953315
>You and up to 4 of your friends play as strippers in a club

>>95956953
>I'm not like other boys, I RESPECK WYMYN by gooning over them in armor, teehee
That image (and this game, and you) reeks of reddit quirkchungus contrarianism

>>95958275
>>95958453
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>>95960867
It always amuses me how troons try to claim fetish terms like trap and futa as their own existence. Then once they've gaslit people into accepting these terms as synonymous with their creepy dickchopping cult they turn around and claim they're transphobic or objectifying and need to be wiped from existence.

>>95961931
When has western media ever had better writing than eastern media? I think the 1950s was maybe the last time. 60s of we're being generous

The concept is silly, strippers are broken toys, not individuals who we should care about.
At best they're NPCs in someone else's story

>>95959573
Wtf, Warwick Davis was a stripper?

>>95960867
I am wondering what leads someone to shit on a thread like this. I don't care about the game, but there must be something to it that you hate it so much you decided to spam the equivalent of gore on the thread to kill it.

>>95961931
sorry are you seriously defending wegs on /tg/?
Or is the fact that the name includes "western" that you feel the urge to defend it for no particular reason?

>>95962906
still is
what do you think actors are?

>>95953315
This system actually sounds fairly in depth.

>>95960070
That’s what happend when you fuck bareback.

>>95962525
>>95962991
>spergs so autistically transphobic they can't tell the difference between trans people, drag queens, women, and asians

>>95960060
>filename
Actually no, believe it or not. It was a recently court ruling, but it provided a clarification that biological males are indeed biologically male under the law.

>>95962533
Eastern media? Where the guy screams really hard and beats the villain with the power of friendship? Or where he glares in the general direction of a girl's breasts for 0.01 seconds and gets kicked into space? That's the writing you love so much?

>>95960423
In this scene Bart is an adult.

>>95959575
>These were produced before Ozempic got FDA approval?
>what did anon mean by this
Ozempic is a drug regularly prescribed to fat people so they can lose weight without effort. The "body positivity" meme has been completely destroyed by its easy availability.

>>95962533
Have you ever considered reading a book?

>>95964140
This. I hate anime and people who talk about anime unless they're talking about how much they hate anime. Most of all, I hate this anime website.

>>95964106
It's not about transphobia it's a bout disgustingphobia. Those pictures are the equivalent of spamming gore in a thread.

>>95953315
Perhaps I'll not get this one for when my sisters kids are staying over at my place.

>>95963002
Holy shit anon really is defending wegs solely because the term includes "western" in it lmao

>>95964498
>drag queens
>japanese vkei musician
>an actual woman
>"equivalent to gore"
my sides

>>95964106
>>spergs so autistically transphobic they can't tell the difference between trans people, drag queens, women, and asians
maybe they just don't care? Like I'm sure there are differences between baal, bahemophet, beeazebub, and lucifer, but it's still all satanism to me and I'm not going to do the research.

>>95964583
They are just as disgusting, correct. Or do you prefer the maggots comparison?

>>95962525
>It always amuses me how troons try to claim fetish terms like trap and futa as their own existence
Really? I was just trying to break Anon's balls, do they actually do this shit??

>>95962679
Strippers have been quite nice to Me in My experience.

>>95962991
>equivalent of gore
NTA but I'm the guy who posted them and nigga it is not that deep, and for the record >>95960867 is a woman and >>95960377 is not a drag queen like the other two. >>95960060 is a legitimate tranny according to the article I found the photo on. Now why don't YOU stop shitting things up and talk about the game with us or go do something else if you hate what you're seeing here?

>>95963617
I thought so too - still haven't had a chance to play, but I watched a tutorial on it. It seems complex enough to be interesting and fun but simple enough to learn that it's not a slog to play.

>>95964110
Ah. My mistake. I didn't read the article very in depth, I just googled "trans woman" and deliberately chose someone ugly to make the point.

>>95964517
Good idea.

>>95966464
>Strippers have been quite nice to Me in My experience.
Anon...

>>95958686
She's not a stage performer, she's a prostitutes in the Champaign room.
>t. worked as a bouncer at a strip club in Fresno

>>95960953
>>95961506
>>95961887
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