>No storyshitting
>No theatrefagging
>No railroading
>No perma prep
>No “magic systems”
>No magic items
>No vidya mechanics
>No worldbuilding aka note taking
>No familiars
Need I say more?

>>95957726 (OP)
You forgot
>No games

>>95957756
I actually forgot
>No milestones

>>95957761
And also
>No system
>No players
>No friends
>No fun

>>95957726 (OP)
*rips a greasy pepperoni fart directly in your face*
Shut up, faggot.

>>95957778
I force my family to play

>>95957726 (OP)
No items
Fox only
Final Destination

Diogenes comes in with a chicken and says "Behold, a GM!"

>nogames spam thread

>>95957726 (OP)
>>No worldbuilding
you were so close, you blew it

>>95957726 (OP)
>the bait thread is this obvious but is still something most people on here actually believe

Who are you quoting?

>>95957726 (OP)
>no dick
>no balls
>and probably no butthole either

>>95957869
very underrated

>>95957756
fpbp