>ban freakshit
>ban women
>ban adult virgin men
>ban everyone and everything LGBT
>ban session zero and discussion of expectations: DnD is an adventure that the players partake in, it's not meant to cater to everyone's gay whims
>ban junk food at the table
>ban metagaming
>AD&D rules only
No one can dispute this with rational arguments.
>>95964481You are mad. Dispute this with rational arguments or accept intellectual defeat.
>>95964531You are GAY and don't play real tabletops.
>>95964455 (OP)I have an easier, single step solution:
>Ban OP.
>>95964455 (OP)Or you could just play a better game.
>>95964581OP is already banning himself
>ban adult virgin men>ban everyone and everything LGBT
>>95964570>>95964581If you are defending DnD by mocking my suggestions, this is what you are standing up for. You like this and want it to stay this way.
>>95964588I will not be deracinated from the most classic tabletop in the history of humanity.
>>95964590No arguments.
>>95964540>ban everyone and everything LGBT>OP is always a fag>Therefore, ban OPPerfectly sane and rational logic to me
sage goes in all fields, gentlemen
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>>95964455 (OP)Shut up you nogames retard.
>>95964540Before you can ask for rational arguments in reply to what you are saying you first need to post something that not crap from someone too stupid to play tabletop game.
>>95964455 (OP)Okay, that's cool OP. But what are your plans to fix D&D?
>>95964588All the stuff OP the gaylord nogames is upset about existed from the pretty much from start the hobby. It's not a D&D only thing,
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>>95964642>>95964653>>95964621By disagreeing with this post, you like this and you defend this.
>>95964607I run and play games that I like to play, I don't have a melty about a piece of pride promotional art on a Scandinavian fishing forum.
>>95964666Im surprised that someone who is such a massive faggot is so against dnd faggotry
>>95964666Bringing up wheelchairs just enforces the point that you don't play tabletop games and you don't know anything about it.
>>95964666What was that? Could you swallow that fresh load you gave in your mouth and repeat that?
>>95964666I was literally agreeing with your logic tho, why so ass mad?
>>95964455 (OP)I mean session zero is pretty important for making sure everyone's got their characters ready at least.
>>95964540>Dispute this with rational arguments or accept intellectual defeat.See, but this just sets you up to dismiss any argument you disagree with as “irrational”, no matter how closely it hews to formal logic.
D&D is always gay, no matter what.
>>95964666>By disagreeing […] you defendNo. It is possible to disagree with two opposing viewpoints by holding a third. Attempting to collapse everything into a binary “with me or against me” campaign is faggotry of the highest order.
>>95964665>bro there were always black gay tranny shadar-kai tieflings in a wheelchair in your games!No, there weren't.
>95964680 (You)>>95964683>>95964686>>95964687If you had real-life sex with a woman, you wouldn't be so bitter. Picrelated is what you defend.
>>95964696This can be done in 30 minutes in the first session. You don't need a separate session for it.
>>95964666I like the idea of two people destroying that cringe cripple smug tiefling, yes.
>>95964700>>95964721>I argue for banning LGBT shit>You argue for not banning it, therefore, by definition, you argue for keeping itYou don't belong in this game. You probably play freakshit races and carry SSRIs and other talmudic meds in your inventory. DnD is for adventuring, not for gay sex and pseudotherapy.
>>95964722session zero doesn't need to be a full on session, it's just the standardized name to some meeting before the actual campaign where the GM filters out retards and players figure out whether the intended campaign fits their expectations.
Whether it's days before the campaign's actual first or just right before doesn't change what it is.
>>95964735If you had any understanding of the hobby you would know you can't really ban anything, People are going to have things they want regardless what the game books say.
>>95964455 (OP)>>ban adult virgin menYou've missed the core audience
>>95964455 (OP)>>ban adult virgin menYou just banned 90% of the fanbase retard.
Including yourself
>>95964760>if you don't like picrelated, you are nogamesNo, FAGGOT. You are a FAGGOT and you defend picrelated.
>>95964749> where the GM filters out retardsYou should play with irl friends. If you don't have them, you probably fall under "virgin adult men", and you should be banned from DnD, as per the OP.
> players figure out whether the intended campaign fits their expectationsIf you do this, you are not playing real DnD. You have a fat incel faggot (the DM) cater to your gay fantasies (expectations), instead of letting him craft a story in which you are a participant. If you watch theater, do you talk to the director first to make sure the story fits your expectations? Faggot metagamer.
You need no more information to decide whether a campaign fits you outside of its setting and expected length, which can be explained in one sentence. Period.
>>95964794He did not even start an intellectual debate. OP is just rubbing his faggot ass on his keyboard while making barnyard animal sounds.
Nogames retard. I played D&D with a troon two bis and a lesbian and I, a straight cis male, had fun. Were there moments where the trans player mentioned their character had booby scars, yeah. Did it fucking detract from our adventure to stop a doomsday cult from instigating a war between countries? NO! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE RAINBOW FLAG FAGS ACTUALLY FOCUS ON THE GAME! UNLIKE YOU
>>95964794You have no arguments and you enjoy DnD as it currently is. You are the gay furry faggot type that WOTC currently caters to with their mystery-meat dwarf cookouts.
>>95964780The points mentioned in the OP should be banned from the books. If retard faggots like (
>>95964794) want to roleplay being a transfemme orc girlboss in the privacy of their bedroom, they can still do it. But it will not be canon DnD.
>>95964817>>95964804Adult virgin men deserve death, just like whores do. The game would be better without them.
>>95964822Yes, OP of this thread is a huge faggot who is no games or brains.
>>95964846# ATTENTION POST READERS AND LURKERS #
This is the modern DnD fan that calls me retarded. He spends time with pozzed faggots and trannies, which he validates by playing along in their delusions and imaginary mastectomies. Why should these people be tolerated?
# ATTENTION POST READERS AND LURKERS #
>>95964822>You should play with irl friends. If you don't have themnah, your normal friends aren't necessarily your ttrpg friends, and even when if they're interested it'd be rare to have a full group of 4-5 matching in schedules and game preferences. it's fine to play with a couple friends and fill other slots with randoms that might become your friends, you just have to filter them out.
>>95964854That stuff is not banned in the game books because none of that shit is enforceable. Even if people making D&D stuff for some stupid reason agree with your retarded shit they would not bother because they know it would would be a waste of time and money.
>>95964455 (OP)So how did your last game night go?
>>95964833I don't know about that. It could be a bot
>>95964455 (OP)This'd fix not only DnD but the hobby as a whole. If DnD did all that, it'd become a niche game, people who like that shit could play their niche game, and with luck no other game would take over DnD's ludicrously dominant position and instead we'd have a more varied and competitive industry, Good plan all in all, OP.
>>95965131Shut up OP. You stupid faggot.
Reminder that it was exposed in the leaks that low quality, low effort bait threads like these are openly encouraged by the jannies and mods because they dont care about slop posting as long as it aligns with their grognard bullshit.
OP is likely a janny, a mod, or friends with one.
/tg/ is just edgy reddit now
>>95964898> none of that shit is enforceableDo you think I'm advocating for some sort of DnD police that kicks down doors and enforces purist rules? Of course not. But official DnD material should adhere to these purist rules, and LGBT freaks should be forced to make homebrew campaigns to play DnD. Now it is the other way round.
>"Herr anon, you are not hiding freakshit campaign material under the floorboards, are you?"Kek
>>95965032Very well, thank you.
>>95965131Based.
>>95965146>If you don't like picrelated, then you are baiting.Are you the transvestite mentioned by
>>95964846, by any chance?
>>95965274This entire thread is the gaming equivalent of
>I have a girlfriend she just lives in Canada.Post about your last session or fuck off.
>>95965032OP's "game nights" is him drooling all over himself. OP plays zero tabletop games
>>95965274>Do you think I'm advocating for some sort of DnD police that kicks down doors and enforces purist rules?Yes, because you put retarded things like ban women, adult virgin men, junk food at the table. Stuff people that has nothing to do with the game itself. You seem so retarded you forgot what you put in your faggory OP
If you played tabletop games or just had a understanding of the you would know people can just ignore stuff they don't want in their games
>>95965274Why don't you like that picture you posted? Genuinely tell me what the problem with it is, because I don't undertand.
idk why anyone freaks out when you ban freakshit from D&D sessions
>>95965144Wanting DnD to become niche to make way for better games seems pretty different from what OP's saying, but okay.
>>95966363Because it's not a real fix, its the opposite side of the coin of virtue signaling that killed D&D in the first place. D&D is so broken to its core that it can't be fixed by anything short of cutting it to the ground, burning the fields and planting a new crop elsewhere.
>>95964455 (OP)nigger go to twitter, you can engagement farm and act like a retarded monkey for literal money there, not the attention your mother never gave you.
I know this is a dishonest bait thread but I'll give an honest answer.
>playable races
Remove all of them except Human, Dwarf, Elf, and Halfling. Orcs, goblins and the like still exist but they're monstrous and they can never be playable.
>classes
Remove all except for Fighter, Rogue, Cleric, and Wizard. No more subclasses. Subclass style abilities are just feats.
>combat
Far more lethal and scarier. Hit points are miniscule, the most powerful of ancient monsters shouldn't have more than 60-70 hp, and high level characters should never have more than 20-40 hp depending on their class. Going down isn't just a funny little nap instacured by healing word, dropping to 0 creates long-term or permanent injuries that require intensive tending or powerful healing to make right.
>magic
Less spells, more versatility within them. Command, for example, can easily contain Hold Person and Tasha's Hideous Laughter and Sleep effects. More emphasis on having everything more or less available at level 1, but casting with higher slots opens more options, bigger AOE, damage, targets, etc. A level 1 fireball is 1d6 with 5ft radius, level 4 4d6 with 20ft.
There's a lot more finer details but those are the biggest changes that would result in an immediate and much better game.
>>95969543>Remove all except for Fighter, Rogue, Cleric, and Wizard. No more subclasses. Subclass style abilities are just feats.Not going far enough. Just wizard and fighter. Thief and Cleric can be covered by feats.
>>95964607>that imageWhat is it with all the parties, dinners and festivals in "contemporary fantasy art"?
No adventure at all, no thrills.
I'm already a fat bastard, I don't ned to RP overeating.
>>95969870Neither I, or the post I am replying to, said anything about OSR. OSR on this board are a bunch of purity spiral nogames larping as grognards.
