"scissors paper rock" is the best name for this game, offering superior rhythmic closure and verbal cadence

>Follows a trochaic meter
>Ends with the single syllable word, naturally winding to a conclusion

It's tragic that "Rock Paper Scissors" is the most well known title

you are australian. opinion discarded.

>>95970613 (OP)
Both of those are long as fuck.
Cachipun supremacy.

>>95970613 (OP)
>"scissors paper rock"
>"Rock Paper Scissors"
It's "paper, scissors, rock", bro.
What country are you from?

>>95970719
>It's "paper, scissors, rock", bro.
No, it's "scissors, rock, paper".

>>95970719
The world says RPS
Australia says SPR
Some weird fucks say PSR, probably home schooled

The superior name is actually “janken”
Jankenpon!

I think we can also all agree that PSR sounds clunky as fuck, who would ever say it in that order

>>95970719
It's "paper, rock, scissors" in Polish.

>>95970613 (OP)
I say my good fellow, it's called "hick hack hock", what? Rolls off the tongue like marmalade.

>>95970613 (OP)
>not calling it "snippysnipsnaps teenytinyboulder flippyflappytreestrip"
Were you raised in a gutter?

>>95970613 (OP)
Its clearly "Paper, Snippy-Snips, Stone"

>>95970776
Janken my chinpo.

>>95970620
Agreed. It's a shame OP, I'd agree with you if it wasn't for this one simple fact...

This is certainly one of the threads of all time.

>>95970719
> It's Rock Scissors Paper where I'm from
Never noticed this before, weird

>>95970613 (OP)
>Follows a trochaic meter
It's got two trochaic feet in it. But it's got two trochaic feet in it if you say "rock paper scissors," too. So that's not a great argument. The name isn't in trochaic meter either way because it's five syllables.

In Germany we call it Ching Chang Chong or Shnick Shnack Shnuck.

Paper is strongest

>>95970770
>Australia says SPR
fuck off

>>95974105
>Relies on players having no object permamence to "kill" rock
>Dies instantly to sicssors

Rock is stronger

Scissor sisters... they're mocking us again....

>>95977126
Paper has always meant "quarrying contract" to me.

>>95974105
but lizard eats the paper effortlessly

>>95979132
Lobster demolishes lizard without even blinking

>>95970613 (OP)
Rock paper scissors > roshambo = jankenpon > everything else

>>95979060
Lesbo

>>95970770
>Australia says SPR
Fuck off cunt! We say rock paper scissors and anyone who says otherwise is fucking retarded.

I only ever pick rock. sometimes I win games, sometimes I don't

>>95982174
You fucking troglodyte. Fuck. Even a literal caveman wouldn't be as retarded as you, at least he invented the spear. Rock yourself.

>>95970613 (OP)
>arguing about word order when the correct name is quartz, parchment, shears
bunch of fucking nogames in this thread holy moly.