>tg writes every word in the Book of Lorgar, one rule at a time.

1) Ultramines are Shit.

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2) My anus is very loose.

3) I want to be abused

4) Bald men are the peak of humanity and need to be dicked down bad.

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5) Erebus is a power bottom

This turned gay pretty fast.

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6) All the gay stuff written in this book are Guilliman's words

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7) I used to wonder what friendship could be.

8) Disregard these tentacles, I insist everyone else is a heretic.

9) Reading is for nerds

10) Sneed

11) I was not owned by my brothers.

12) Do not misplace this book, Dad will burn down Monarchia 2 (its in development)

13) 13 is the amount failbaddon will take to do something worthwhile.

14) Khorne and Slaanesh worshippers should be kept at least 50 meters away from each other at all times.

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15) Perturabo is a fucking bitch. Butthurt within, butthurt without.

16) There is no rule 16.

17) don’t trust the gawk gawk that slaanesh offers

18) The man who farts in church sits in his own pew

18) In chaos undivided cafeterias, followers of Nurgle are not allowed to be members of the cooking staff.

19) FUCK Kor Phearon! Everyone hates that guy and he ain’t my real dad

20) The Emperor of Mankind is the one true deity of this universe.

21) Becoming the little girl is the end goal of all existence

22) Erebus did nothing wrong

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23) Erebus get the FUCK OUT OF MY STUDY

24) always defend your opinion even if you know you're objectively wrong

25)Having an Eldar gf is a basic human right

26) Skub is superior

27) If idolatry is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

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28) Nevermind, I take it back! Fuck you, Dad! At least the 4 mega-satans love me!