Thread 95985331

Holy shit, Age of Sigmar just CANNOT stop taking L's. Is this the worst time ever to be an AoS player?

>>95985331 (OP)
It seems like every time new models come out, you guys freak out about how terrible they are. I don't play these money-pits, but damn. You guys seriously have been bitching about literally every single release for the last decade and a half on this fucking website.

>>95985350
Tell me how this affects you on a personal level and what we can do to make life easier for you going forward.

>>95985350
All that's missing is "New models SLAMMED by Anon" "Release BLASTED in scathing dismissal" coverage and it's basically part of life's background noise at this point.

>>95985350
There is a shockingly large segment of GW customers who are so mentally owned by GW that one of their biggest emotional investments is in proving their prefered GW product is good and succsesful and the ones they do not prefer are bad and failing (all of them are very succesful and make oodles of money from paypigs)

>>95985378
Maybe you could start using a trip so I can filter you
Oh wait this is the literal DISGUSTING SLAV MONKEY TRANNY JANNY making these threads.
I hope Russia invades you too so more slavs get wiped off the face of the earth.

>>95985677
Wow, you seem kinda mad at people not liking GWs uninspired crap.

>>95985331 (OP)
this isn't AoS
GW hates khorne.
Compare this and the new 40k killteam to the slaanesh armies.

>>95985677
wait, is this the same janny who starts shit with people to ban them?

>>95985350
There's literally one Polish moderator who both spams and keeps spam threads about hating AoS up. It came out in the leaks when 4chan was downed.

>>95985331 (OP)
are they wearing baby skulls on their heads or are their heads just massive by comparison? It could be dwarf skulls but I think those would be broader. Either way, they should have just given magore's fiends rules or made khorn deamons instead

>>95986316
You are so fucking retarded bro

>>95986316
Kek, based polack CHAD single-handedly keeping the fight against Jew W alive for killing Fantasy.

>captcha: GWR8R
> GW RAIDER
Praise kek

>>95985893
Weird because Khorne is ultimately just total nihilistic destruction, conquest and ashes, what 40k is about. Always felt the other three were close but poorly expressed. To me Khorne is just total annihiliation

>>95986593
Khorne it's basically a baboon seething like a retard over everything 24/7

>>95985331 (OP)
Models suck but not really anything AOS specific about it. You could play them with fantasy battle if you wanted to.

they're shit but at least they arent jackals or that even shittier killteam of them

>>95986593
He didn't used to be. he used to be Crom from Conan, a harsh martial god who wanted service and glory through displays of devotion and martial excellence.
they turned him into a brute.
but that doesn't matter because they don't know how to depict him. not as disciplined, not as capable but as weird fucking mutants. you could slap a fucking red cross on their faces and you got minis ripped right out of that fucking garth ennis comic.

>>95986316
AoS is VERY popular in Poland though...
It's probably more popular than 40k because WFB was extremely big here.

>>95986789
Hell, stick some chainsaw teeth on their weapons and they wouldn't even look out of place in 40k. They're just peak generic Khornate roidragers.

>>95985331 (OP)
AoS players will look at this and the black dwarf woman cover and the tranny idk and deny that the creatives at GW enjoy humiliating them.

>>95988431
Crossed was mostly terrible. I liked it when I was younger.

>>95985331 (OP)
I also think they are awful.

>>95985331 (OP)
It's wild how bad these are. Normally AoS models utterly mog 40k

>>95990349
The dog is probably the best sculpt there, and I usually like the various chaos barbarian/cultist sets a lot.
The guy with the 2h axe looks suspiciously like one of the 40k poxwalkers.

>>95988524
Shouldnt that translate to a massive ToW scene? I feel like Old World is more an European game, made by GW with the home and continental markets in mind, while AoS always seemed like an US game to me, pretty similar to how boardgames often get divided into eurogames and games for American audiences.

>>95986523
Ohai polecuck

>>95988524
Maybe that's why the trannyjanny seethes over it

>>95985331 (OP)

The more I look at them the worse it is. I don't like the Underworlds game, but the models are usually fantastic. These guys, fuck, really awful

what look are they going for? Disney kingdom death?

>>95990363
Now you mention it yeah, the spike on the shoulder the raised wrist... prob just slapped together some assets on whatever program they use hoping to get something good, sad

>>95990531
Skined alive weirdoes, that's why their mouths are so fucked up, they don't have gums.
But for some retarded reason studio painter painted the flesh under the skin as... more skin

>l-look at this UW warband that you can't even use in AoS - your game is shit!!!
AoS got a month of daily love via Siege of Ghyran and it seems that sidegames are still perpetually asstickled over it

>>95990555
Now it makes a bit more sense. The hag in the middle is wearing a body glove made from skin too it seems.
Still very bad models tho.

>We're making a successor to Garrek's Reaver, the first ever warband for WU, in 2017.

> Made retarded reavers.

>>95990555
Chinese sensitivity do not allow that visual.

>>95985331 (OP)
It's certainly the worst time to be an Underworlds player, I miss when the teams were actually cool, the original starter's khorne team puts these inbreds to shame

>>95990605
>you can't even use in AoS

Do Aossises really think like this about a box of 4 chaos mauraders, that they aren't allowed to use it because there is no rules for Kharndroak's Cruel Company or whatever?

>>95990555
They are not skinned alive asides from their mouths. Look at pic related. There is no different texture between his left and right side of the torso and arms.

>>95990366
Stats on the subject have much of Western and Central Europe along with the US/Canada preferring AoS over TOW. Latin America/Spain and Russia prefer TOW. Don't ask me why that is the case, I ain't an expert.

>>95994704
Jamie can you pull the test scores for the us/canada?

>>95990531
>Be painter at GW
>Given new models to paint
>Don't paint them gory, keep it kid friendly they said

>>95991856
It's more the models. I know lots of people that have bought Goblins Underworlds boxes for Fantasy and AOS, not to play Underworlds itself, but that's because they have awesome models. A few others too people buy to use an alternative sculpts.
These are just hideous so there is absolutely no reason to buy them. Ugly models, can't use them so no use as a unique unit either

>>95985350
fpbp

>>95985350
A lot of nerds don't have any actual personal achievements or accomplishments to take pride in, so they base their personalities around consooming nerdshit and it eventually becomes a pseudo religion for them. The gay little models looking like garbage for their gay little game is genuinely distressing to them because emotionally for your average nerd it's akin to a parent watching their child being abused.

There's a reason why there's a cliche that nerds are all pathetic arrested development manchild losers obsessed with plastic garbage, because in many cases it's true.

>>95997341
>t. nerd

>>95988431
He was always a brute.

>>95997341
Why are you so hateful? It seems like it's you who has the issues here, not anybody else

>>95986316
source?