>Be 10/10 human princess
>Fall in love with the only man engaged to an 11/10 elf princess
Life is unfair.

She only had a childish infatuation with him. She ends up actually falling in love with a guy who isn't 60 years her senior.

>>95989821 (OP)
>Book Eowyn: selected by the king's men to be the one to govern in Edoras while Theoden is away, proudly accepts the charge.
>Movie Eowyn: petulantly whines that she isn't allowed to fight, mocked by her own brother.
I swear they found a way to undermine every major character from Rohan in that script.

>>95989821 (OP)
Traditional games?

>>95989821 (OP)
Pretty realistic I'll give it that.

>>95989821 (OP)
>10/10 human princess
she is a 5/10 at best.

>>95990122
Post what you think a 10 looks like

>>95989821 (OP)
Life is very unfair!
I would cut off my dick and eat it just to fingerfuck her shadow.

>>95989821 (OP)
>Make inane, no-game thread
>If called out, play the "B-but LotR" card
This was bad 15 years ago, and at this point, given zombified state of /tg/, it's openly malicious