>Jerry, she made a truenamer
>A truenamer!

>>96004703 (OP)
>Well, that just means she delves into the deeper books, gets to know the content, nothing to worry about, George.
>Hell, I even ran as a Binder for an adventure or two.

>Hey guys, talking DnD I see?
>Take a look at my new character, is an automaton made out of pleasuring devices and he calls himself "The Sex-Machine".
>Pretty cool eh?

>>96005864
>As a jewish man, I can tell you, that's a poor excuse for a golem OC monster, Kramer.

>>96006810
>I just think its pretty cool Jerry. Maybe the ladies will love it. Imagine the possibilities. Who woudn't want to be fist-fucked by this handsome motherfucker?

>>96007214
>Elaine:"Kramer, everybody knows the ladies prefer more sexy monsters, like vampires and werewolves. They want romance, not being pumped by a fuck robot."

>>96006810
>And that offends you as a Jewish person?
>No, it offends me as an Artificer main.

>>96012164
>"Well have you at least tried the fuck robot? Can't know unless you've tried it."

>>96012295
>George: "I mean, he's not wrong. Wish I had a Amazonian tall robot waifu who would ""cuddle"" me everynight, if you know what I mean hehe"

Jerry: "immm piiickklleeee riiiiiicckkkk"

>"Did I ever tell you the story of Teehee Macaroni?"

I don't know what the point of forcing this is but Seinfeld didn't swear nearly this much.

>>96004703 (OP)
>So how'd your game go last night with that new girlfriend, Jer?
>Well, we were having a good time. Until...
>Until what?
>She tapped the X Card on me, George.
>The X Card?! What'd you do? Kill a dog in front of her character or something?
>No! No! Of course not. They were in a dungeon and I had a few goblins jump out! Classic dungeon stuff!
>Just some goblins?
>Yeah! A few goblins! Y'know, little green guys! They go down in like 2 attacks! Simple stuff! And... BAM! X-Card! Whole game comes to a dead stop!
>Did you ask her why?
>Are you kidding? You NEVER ask why when someone taps the X Card! That's the whole point!
>And she didn't say anything either?
>Just looked me dead in the eye and a single tap. Whole table went silent immediately.
>So what'd you do?
>I had to throw the entire encounter out!
>No more goblins?
>No more goblins!