>This flimsy, grease-stained cardboard crown, emblazoned with the faded logo of a long-forgotten fast-food dynasty, radiates an aura of unapologetic bravado. Crafted by a rogue enchanter with a grudge against societal norms, it grants its wearer the power to speak with fearless, “based” conviction—often at the cost of their dignity and safety. Those who don this crown find their tongues unleashed, spewing truths, provocations, or utter nonsense with equal fervor, drawing both admiration and wrath from those nearby.

>>96012650 (OP)
You've described a Changeling the Dreaming treasure. Which makes you a faggot.

>>96012650 (OP)
Shot by the patriotic MCrine corp for unpatriotically supporting the terrorist enemy of the most patriotic food chain

>>96012650 (OP)
Epic chungus thread my redditor sir. Sure to make into one of those funny "greentext epic 4chan moments gone sexual"

>>96012931
>getting upset on 4chan
lol

>>96013124
Seething

>>96012650 (OP)
I chuckled so here's my upvote