Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:49:33 AM No.96016584
Could a paladin slay a succubus by holy dicksmite?
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Thread 96016584 - /tg/ [Archived: 746 hours ago]
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:54:03 AM No.96016597
>>96016584 (OP)
Yeah, I've read that doujin.
Yeah, I've read that doujin.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:57:33 AM No.96016605
>>96016584 (OP)
what, like lubing up with holy water?
what, like lubing up with holy water?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:24:20 AM No.96016702
Unarmed strikes arent weapon attacks. Maybe instead of gooning all day you could read the rules?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:37:38 AM No.96016754
>>96016584 (OP)
Your thread is bad and you should feel bad.
Your thread is bad and you should feel bad.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:17:01 AM No.96017656
>>96016584 (OP)
There is no groin target in D&D.
There is no groin target in D&D.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:32:44 PM No.96017932
>>96017656
Homebrew that shit in. Just take it from F.A.T.A.L.
Homebrew that shit in. Just take it from F.A.T.A.L.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:59:27 PM No.96017991
>>96016584 (OP)
No, it's a problem of order of operations. As soon as he slides his cock in succu-cunt, he's on the outs with his god for pounding evil puss.
No, it's a problem of order of operations. As soon as he slides his cock in succu-cunt, he's on the outs with his god for pounding evil puss.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:54:29 PM No.96019186
>>96017991
What if he uses a holy condom?
What if he uses a holy condom?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:03:24 PM No.96019843
>>96016584 (OP)
Depends on wht gne you are talking about.
Depends on wht gne you are talking about.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:04:14 PM No.96019847
>>96016584 (OP)
Only if their god happens to have penis as their favored weapon
Only if their god happens to have penis as their favored weapon
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:34:22 AM No.96021178
>>96016584 (OP)
They would need a level of Monk first, to get that "any body part can be a weapon" version of Improved Unarmed Strike.
They would need a level of Monk first, to get that "any body part can be a weapon" version of Improved Unarmed Strike.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:35:24 AM No.96021190
>>96016702
You can smite with an unarmed strike, anon.
You can smite with an unarmed strike, anon.