New FLGS opened up in town and the owner is super hot. I mean she is actually beautiful, imho. I know that realistically she's like a 7 at best but seeing her short jeans pinching her thighs in just is hard to focus with. I can't stand it it's actually causing me heartache. It's different from when an FLGS hires hot girls, because then I get really mad because I know they're trying to bait me with girls I'd never have a chance with (I've had a couple girlfriends but nowhere near that hot) and it makes me stop going there. But this is different cause she owns it and she can't help being hot. And this flgs is way better than the others nearby so I don't want to stop going. What do I do?

>>96025300 (OP)
Are you 6ft and built?
Then breed her.
If you aren't just leave you fucking goon you are creeping everyone out

>>96025300 (OP)
Maybe you can take this as an opportunity to learn how to associate with women without focusing on how much you do or do not want to bang them

Stop being a fucking sperg and talk to her, ask her about her interests then ask if she is free later dumbass. you'll have your response so you dont have to be a retard for the next week dumbass. She'll either say yes or no, now go ask her out faggot or fuck off

>>96025327
I'm 5 foot 11 and skinny
I am working out every day

>>96025347
I think she is married. I try to stalk her social media before I waste my time. But I can't tell for sure.

>>96025454
>I think she is married
Have you looked at her hands?
The grand majority of married Women will wear a wedding Ring

>>96025465
Yeah she has a ring but it doesn't look like a wedding ring.
If shes married I'm going to kms

just ask her out. if she rejects you then steal a product or two from her store and then never come back again.

just ask if she's single

>>96025333
I would but it's very very difficult.
I feel bad for her in some ways she will probably never be treated normally.

>>96025517
I wouldn't steal from her but I can't ask her out yet I'm not ready I just started getting /fit/ two months ago.

>>96025547
How do I drop that into a conversation about trading cards?
Also just asking that question means she will never treat me normally again and will internally cringe whenever she sees me.

>>96025575
Ask her what games her husband enjoys or if he ever comes for some game nights, feign surprise if she hasn't one. Asking if a woman is engaged is fairly easy, it's not rocket science.
But she'll be engaged, nerd women that aren't insane are married 100% of the time. You're simply inflicting misery on yourself.

>>96025549
Then you aren't built.
Just kys

>>96025575
If you are a big spender then she isn't going to make it weird she won't want to lose the business. She will let you down gently

It's either going to work out or it isn't. Rip off the Band-Aid and save yourself the trouble of not knowing the outcome. If you wait and obsess about it, your attempt is only going to be that much more sperg and retarded.

>>96025595
>Ask her what games her husband enjoys or if he ever comes for some game nights, feign surprise if she hasn't one.
I thought they found that really condescending when you assumed they had a husband who got them into gaming.

>>96025610
I don't want her to let me down gently. Last time a woman did that I spent 80 dollars on a nice dinner for us both.

>>96025300 (OP)
Have you considered talking to her and asking her on a date?

>>96025454
>manlet
>skinny
Just start HRT. NGMI as a man.

>>96025671
I know a hot girl dating a 5 foot 7 manlet.

>>96025644
I can't right now I have zero shot right now.
I'm going as hard as possible with protein to the level short of damaging my kidneys.
I can't change being a5 foot 11 manlet but I can at least make sure I'm a manlet king.
If I win tournaments at the store will she get turned on by me? My ex gf played in my DnD group and she said it was kinda hot that I was the DM because it meant I was in command of the group and was top dog. I thought she was messng with me but she swore she wasn't even though she admitted it a was a little dorky.

>>96025502
If it's on her ring finger, she's married dude. A lot of people get character rings these days. My wife did.

>>96025502
Try to wank it off first. Would be a shame to commit suicide from something that can be managed by hand.

>>96025696
> Will the store owner care about whoever wins whatever bullshit they run to make more money?
Literally no.
Dude how old are you. You say you had a girlfriend yet you ask retarded fucking questions like this

>>96025671
Fuck off, this isn't /fit/ or /r9k/.
>>96025625
Phrase it in a way that isn't presumptuous. "Is your husband into any games?" If she asks why you think she has a husband or how you knew, point out her ring and say you assumed. It's that easy. But more importantly, just fucking relax. There are plenty of women in the world, you need to learn how to not be bothered by their presence.

>>96025549
>I wouldn't steal from her but I can't ask her out yet I'm not ready I just started getting /fit/ two months ago.
oh, so you're a faggot with low test who lets himself be confined by the world around him . . . yeah you should probably just stay simping and pining over her forever, maybe turning her into an NPC within your favorite ttrpg, writing your own poems and fics about the love she will never reciprocate, and then die alone or something idk.

>>96025716
Literally ZERO woman wear rings on their ring finger if they aren't engaged or married. Zero. The only possible exception i could see is if they do it DELIBERATELY to head off people hitting on them (or at least give them a convenient out when a guy does anyway). It just isn't done

dudes will make up any excuse as to why they can't ask out their crush. shoot your shot and then talk pussy

>>96025696
>If I win tournaments at the store will she get turned on by me?

lmao

>>96025729
Completely irrelevant to my post. Think you might've responded to the wrong one.

>>96025729

>The only possible exception

yeah, the perfect solution to avoid creepy wierdos like op in these exact situations.

>>96025300 (OP)
Take your meds and flirt awkwardly with her while buying shit you don't need. At least you'll get some hobby junk and practise talking to a real woman in person, which puts you well ahead of the masses getting fleeced on whatever website does that these days.

>>96025696
>I'm going as hard as possible with protein to the level short of damaging my kidneys.
You know more protein is not better. Unless you're taking enough roids and HGH that you're putting on 20 lbs of muscle a month, it's entirely unnecessary.
>If I win tournaments at the store will she get turned on by me?
No. Just talk to her and be sociable. If she likes you, she'll send you signals and all you have to do is recognize and respond to them. If not, don't sweat it. You don't win over women. They decide whether or not they want to deal with you regardless of what you do.

I'm glad traditional games are becoming more normie if it means less people like you in it.

>>96025549
>I would but it's very very difficult.
Hence the need for you to practise, retard.

>>96025333
SPBP, with trips even. >>96025300 (OP) You have a problem with what you think you want and expectations, and you need to learn to let go of that shit. "Oh no, she's hot-" Stop making that the core of how you think about her. That's not to say you have to give up thinking she's attractive, but you have to know that obsessing like this is not going to be good for you.

>>96025347
It's a faux pas to ask out people who are on the clock, because it's a conversation they can't so easily walk away from. Convenient for you, extremely awkward for them.

>>96025715
OP is living in pokemon world, lmao

>>96025716
>nooooo, you can't tell people the truth q_q

>>96025696
And I've seen a guy who survived his parachute not opening during skydiving. Does that mean you'd be willing to jump without a parachute?

>>96025939
Your freakish tranny agenda is not the truth, faggot.

>>96025939
That's remarkable, how high did he jump from?

>>96025848
>They decide whether or not they want to deal with you regardless of what you do.
What does that mean though? Clearly my initial behavior with her will have some impact. Unless it's purely looks.

>>96025729
Fuck that's probably true. Guess I'm gonna have to go to the shitty FLGS though.

>>96025939
Your twisted perception of reality isn't the truth. Get your head out of your ass.

>>96025300 (OP)
Get your hormones and your little peanut dick under control and act like a decent human being. Jesus christ.

>>96025300 (OP)
Jerk off before posting, not during posting.

>>96025939
Look around you. Notice all of the men who are not 6ft gigachads who are married and have kids.
Reality disproves your weird fetishistic narrative.

>>96025333
Trips of Truth

>>96026242
Poster's neurosis is not trans, it's incel. Incels create an alternate universe where they can't get a girlfriend no matter what they do to excuse the fact that they never try. Height is perfect to hyperfixate on, because you're basically stuck with it, so you can go "nooo I'm never going to get a girlfriend, I'm only 7 inches taller than the average woman rather than 8!".

>>96026309
Correct. It's a plague.

>>96026309
>literally tells someone to transition
>neurosis is not trans

>>96026356
Yes. Trans people do not tell others to transition because they are too short. Incels do that.

>>96026368
>trannies aren't the ones spreading trannie ideology
I do not believe you for a second.

>>96026368
>Trans people do not tell others to transition because they are too short.
A trans anon already did exactly that in this very thread

>>96026309
Retard.

>>96026478
It's not "tranny ideology" that short people should transition, you fucking brainless gibbering retard. Incel beliefs are based on the fundamental belief that large chunks of the male population (such as males of average adult height, like 5'10") are doomed to never fuck. Trans dipshits call people eggs for being jealous of cute girls or into feminine hobbies or whatever else.

I'll probably get a time out for off-topic if I continue this conversation, so I'm tapping out here. If you can find a single trans person - ever - saying all people under 6'0" should transition, then I'll reply to that. Like, somebody with a pride flag on their profile on Twitter, or the blog from a tranny. You can't, though, because this is pure incel shit.

>>96026503
No, that was an incel. I know it's very hard to keep up but that's the start of this conversation.

>>96026518
Nah, tranny for sure

>>96025893
Exactly that's what I'm scared of I can't get a genuine answer from her. Already been on so many dates with women who kissed me then ghosted.

>>96025939
True good point it's rare I know.

>>96026204
I'm not jerking off I barely even have libido anymore. It's just the look of her body that hurts.

>>96026242
>Notice all of the men who are not 6ft gigachads who are married and have kids
So none?

>>96025741
>just come off as a creepy sexpest, don't be a coward!
Fuck off.

>>96025333
Literally pointless

>>96025939
>And I've seen
I'm convinced you've never seen the outside of whatever goblin cave you're typing from.

>>96026518
>It's not "tranny ideology" that short people should transition
Telling people to transition for any reason whatever is tranny ideology BY DEFINITION. That is the whole fucking point of the ideology.

>>96026699
Yeah I don't jsut want to fuck her but I admit she is like an irl /tg/ wet dream waifu and unless she was really annoying I'd take her out on multiple fancy dates without anymore than a peck on the cheek.

>>96026717
Your head stuck in the sand, unwilling to see the world, is a wondrous self delusion.

>>96025874
>practise
BASED MEMBER OF THE COMMONWEALTH

>>96025696
>If I win tournaments at the store will she get turned on by me?
The fact that you wrote this already tells me that you have a 99.999% chance of being rejected by that woman. You are too spergy. It oozes off your body and she can perceive it. Ask her out, but I guarantee that she will reject you. Then every employee and regular who is on friendly terms with her will know about your embarrassing proposal and laugh about it behind your back.
Accept the rejection and move on. She is not the one. You would not have to plot and scheme to meet her. She would gravitate to you if she wanted you. Work on yourself and stop obsessing over a one-sided infatuation.
t. Older sperg that was rejected by literally every woman that I asked out in my 20s

Just try not to spill any spaghetti and muster up some sort of courage. You'll make it dude, don't let any of your short comings drag your mind down too hard. If you get rejected then ah well you tried at least.

You'd be doing a hell of a lot more then me and any other anon here. I'm too stuck in an endless cycle that I can't break to even try asking women out.

Strike up a conversation. If it's awkward or she turns out to be a cunt then you're not missing out on anything and can forget about her. Otherwise, you'll quickly learn if she's single or whatever and won't need to ask uncomfortable questions. Do people really struggle this badly with small talk? It's not hard it's just boring.

>>96025696
your ex was crazy and had contact high power trips, I can't imagine how awful she'd be if she had actual power over people.
Women don't want the bulkiest dude unless they are gym rats, because gym rats like that shit. Some fetishists too but you have high chances of getting someone crazy if you think you can turn a fetish into a relationship.
The same way you feel more attracted to her because she isn't the standard officially rated 10/10 and instead appeals to you, women like dudes that appeal to them in weird personal ways. Being sociable is the basic step to finding out if that's the case. People hook up when both sides want it, there is no body that will turn a no into yes (it can happen the other way around, sure, but we're talking lepper with rotten teeth falling off)

>>96027427
>women like dudes that appeal to them in weird personal ways
Which is exactly why virtually every is single now.

>>96026734
No, deranged incels are not trannies just because you try to redefine words to fit your kulturkampf talking points. If your definition of "tranny ideology" is "anybody telling you to transition for any reason," then anybody telling you to chop your dick off because they want you to fuck off is actually a tranny ideologue.

Retard.

Don't make advances to people on the clock. You can be nice to them and strike conversations if and only if it makes sense, for example you find them somewhere else or you share smoke break or something happens in the store that calls for attention or who knows; and slowly see if eventually something happens. If by then you're no longer into them then it was meaningless to make it awkward asap.

>>96026518
FWIW I see your point, I wasn't paying enough attention to think about it but you sound right. I'm sorry for your time out.

>>96026734
If I tell you to go get fucked is that homosexual ideology?
Telling someone that they failed as a man so they should transition isn't validating trans people, it's saying they are failed men. It's anti, not pro.

>>96027499
Careful, anon! You'll make him suck dick harder!

>>96027439
I'd say virtually every woman you know is single because you're in your 20's. I'm in my mid 30's and most single people I know are either single parents with tons of baggage or gave up on having relationships.

That second group is actually quite decent for your table in my limited personal experience. Some of the nicest small talkers, the person you want arriving first and setting up the mood. Teens being the worst and young parents being flakey as fuck for understandable reassons that you have to accept but you can't count on them for a session.

>>96027533
I'm just going off of the data. Most men are single.
Most women are not.
Work around those implications however you want to.

>>96027269
> Literally every woman rejected me in my 20s
You must be in your like 50s now anon because the zoom zoom generation would kill themselves if that happened

How the FUCK is this thread still around and on topic, but MY thread asking to stat P Diddy for 5th edition was pruned and I got a warning?
FUCK THE DISGUSTING SLAV JANNY

>>96025300 (OP)
>It's different from when an FLGS hires hot girls, because then I get really mad because I know they're trying to bait me with girls I'd never have a chance with
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time

>>96027594
I've never seen a woman work at a flgs personally. Maybe they just know it's where all the men they don't want are concentrated at and so avoid them like the plague, sticking to malls or salons.

>>96027269
>work on yourself
Lmao, if you mean self-help stuff like meditation, fitness, career, you are dead wrong. That doesn't matter the way you think it does. Plotting and scheming your way into the right social circle does. Who you hang out with is the single biggest determinant in who you date, so you have to stop being ashamed of being fake. There's nothing wrong about being deliberate about your associations.

>>96027592
is picking up girls a traditional game?

>>96026071
>Clearly my initial behavior with her will have some impact.
Only if you do something to turn her off. In which case, if you had a chance, you don't any more. Otherwise, it's entirely up to her. Just be yourself.

>>96027742
It can be if you make it one.
Lesbians kissing while driving cars is a fucking traditional game, why not "endless rejection cavalcade"?

There's nothing wrong with being single.

>>96027541
you know way more men than women, or too many lesbians

>>96027755
>Just be yourself
No need to be so hard on the guy anon, geeze.

>>96027729
hormone fueled teenage fingers wrote this post

>>96027765
No, it's data. Not my personal experience.
Most men are single. Nearly 70%.
Most women aren't, nearly 70%.
So either women are just massively gay or they willingly choose to share the last 30%.

>>96027789
That's not data.

>>96027795
Whatever dude. We're all just coping until our bodies give out anyways.

>>96027789
Not true.

Anyway, the women are dating up in age demo.

>>96027810
I don't know, according to your made up data in a town with 50/50 populatoin a third of the men have 2+ wives

>>96027817
In this society where a one year age gap gets you canceled? No way.

>>96027817
based cougar appreciators
also consider that this is self reported and it expects you to at least live with that person or aim to marry them when possible. A ton of those singles are in weird relationships they didn't want to explain to Uncle Sam.

>>96027835
real life and the internet are very different

>>96027856
Real life is the internet now, no one hangs out at places anymore and all dating is done through shitty apps.
No wonder everyone is shitty, lonely, and miserable.

>>96025300 (OP)
Try it
It will probably work

>>96027785
Guys will have a social circle consisting of Warhammer and D&D playing men that are one bad day from trooning out and wonder why they never meet women.

>>96027873
No, they do. You just aren't part of the friends group chats and stuff where this is organized. The amount of men good looking enough to succeed from apps is scarce. Especially since they implement priority queues for paying users and suppress 30yo boomers (showing too many of them will scare ~30% of the userbase that are biological women)

>>96027592
Jannies also looking to pick up a "tg girl" anon.

>>96027925
Sure anon.

>>96026847
I accept your concession.

>>96025300 (OP)
Stop creeping on that poor woman.

>>96025595
>But she'll be engaged, nerd women that aren't insane are married 100% of the time.
I'd go as far as saying any woman who isn't insane is married 100% of the time. If A=B, then B=A, you know what I'm saying?
Well, there may be insane women who are married, but there are definitely no sane women who are unmarried.

>>96028320
That's just circular logic.

>>96028320
I am coming in here to reject this notion. Plenty of great girls are still unmarried by 27ish. Lots of reasons exist for this, and not all of them are just that she is a bad person, though that can be the case for sure. If a woman makes a lot of money, or is too tall, or has slight tism and avoids putting herself in public places, and so on. None of these prevent a woman from being a great girl, but are very frequently reasons for staying single. I even knew a girl at my church who I grew up with that was unmarried for way longer than she should have been and the reason was because she was so attractive and extroverted that every guy just assumed she was either out of their league or taken and didnt even bother really trying. She still got married pretty young, around 24, but way later than average for the church or her peers.

>>96025333
>maybe a starving man can learn how to associate with food without thinking about how he wants to eat it

>>96028457
>food analogy

>>96028676
yes.jpg

>>96025300 (OP)

>she's like a 7 at best

Not to moralfag but rating people on a 1-10 scale based on looks alone is retarded.

I'd rather date an average to cute girl who shares a hobby with me and is a good person than a model-tier BPD girl who cheats and runs up the credit cards.

>>96028759
it's not retarded if used in a context like this, keeping to people of about equal attractiveness is important, anon is just trying to say that the girl is someone he thinks he has chances with everything else being equal

>>96025595

>nerd women that aren't insane are married 100% of the time.

This.

Aspergian gamers have such main character syndrome going on. You really think you're the first guy to be interested in that metalhead girl who plays DnD or the quirky Hapa girl who works at the library? Fuck no, she was scooped up by a lucky guy at her college.

Sorry, they're taken. Can I interest you in a mentally-ill nurse or an overweight single mother?

>>96028860
>mentally-ill nurse
There are so many wigger pitmommy nurses/EMTs with awful tattoos it's unreal. They're single for a reason lmao.

>>96028759
you have to respect a warrior that after getting so many cuts still refuses to wear pants.

>>96028448
>around 24, but way later than average for the church or her peers.
That's considered late? Jesus, that's fucked up.

>>96028860
>Can I interest you in a mentally-ill nurse or an overweight single mother?
Being single ain't so bad when you put it this way.

>>96028961
4chan is a place for weirdos. As it turns out, this includes people who grew up in communities of unusually religious weirdos.

>>96025696
It saddens me that no matter how hard I try to craft the most deranged shitpost/bait imaginable there will always be a random anon somewhere out there capable of making it look reasonable by just sharing his actual sincere thoughts.

>>96027427
>there is no body that will turn a no into yes
So getting fit is pointless because it's all face? In that case there really is no hope for me.

>>96027269
I don't know I listen to stupid redpill bullshit all day long and I've forgotten anything normal. If I have actual real world status would that help me? Like a good job? Should I mention that?

>>96027594
That's what they do. They out some attainable looking 6/10 at the counter who always has an Instagram with 1000 followers and she always has a boyfriend and it's fucking repuslive. At least this woman owns the store. She isn't trying to use herself as marketing in the same way.

Also I realize now that if a woman is starting a game store, there's a 99 percent chance she has a rich husband who is financially supporting her to be able to run it.

In that case, any advice on getting a woman to leave her husband for you?

>>96028860
>You really think you're the first guy to be interested in that metalhead girl who plays DnD or the quirky Hapa girl who works at the library?
Yeah that's the other problem, she's gonna have hundreds of orbiters.
So I guess at this point I'll have to stop going to that FLGS entirely.

>>96029323
This redpilled retard has exes. At least two women looked at him talking about bitches and whores and the evils of women and went "Yeah, I'll go for it".
Meanwhile I'm lucky if women pay attention when I try to talk to them before they walk away.

>>96029364
I didn't talk to them that women are bitches and whores. I don't think that. Maybe out of frustration but I don't genuinely believe that I just think they want what they want just like men do and I'm trying to figure out what I can do to make myself more attractive to them so I don't die alone.

Walk up to her say:

I'm going to tickle your ass
With my tongue
As you know
I'm well hung
Gonna make you laugh
Wiggle and squirt
With just one push you'll scream "ooh that hurt"

>>96029323
>So getting fit is pointless because it's all face? In that case there really is no hope for me.
no, dumbass, body includes face.
When a woman falls for someone there's always some personal thing that makes it work, same thing with men. A pretty face can make someone interesting, but that interest dies fast if they don't meet secret expectations. Men usually make up some bullshit to justify why they dropped an attractive woman (she's crazy, out of my league, I couldn't keep up with her lifestyle, she had creepy friends, she wasn't really interested) but it's always that some secret thing they care about didn't click enough.

You can't excercise, get surgery, learn tips and tricks, or do any kind of simple universal thing that will make everyone like you.

>>96029334
>Also I realize now that if a woman is starting a game store, there's a 99 percent chance she has a rich husband who is financially supporting her to be able to run it.
Hey, that's not true. Women are just as capable of being a money laundering operation as every other male lfgs owner.

>>96025300 (OP)
First off, OP, you are a homosexual, but you already knew this because you posted a thread on an imageboard. There's a chance this is bait, but in case it isn't I'll try to give some advice.

I can't add much to what >>96025333 said, but genuinely follow this advice. It will make your life much easier in the long run and change your perspective of the world from an imagined sexual rat race to understanding you're part of an actual society. I'd also suggest getting to know someone first before asking them out in any setting outside of pickup bars (where most attendees are bereft of any personality of note anyways).

Also, if you want to be interesting to women and don't think you can rely on looks (which most men can't in most scenarios), then develop an interesting personality. You're unlucky that you are interested in the cesspit of our hobby, as very few if any women are interested in guys that spend much of their monthly income on cardboard cards, but I'd develop yourself with something like reading interesting an intellectually challenging books (not that "self-help" slop those Americans are into), or get big into visiting museums, or honestly anything else remotely intellectual or interesting.
I've noticed that a fair few women actually don't mind, or even find it cute, if you're into painting miniatures, as long as you avoid 40k, weirder freakshit from AoS/Fantasy, or WW2 Germans.

And please just actually engage with her and maybe ask her out, because reading through this thread your constant indecision is annoying me. If it helps: I got rejected very harshly recently, but that atleast told me that it wouldn't work out with her and the way she turned me down showed me that she isn't someone I'd want to hang out with anyways. Since then I actually got a date scheduled soon with a cute Tolkien nerd. You'll get a fair few rejections, but that's just how life is.

>>96028759
Ay caramba, hermanos... mucho sexo!

>>96029438
It's women whom do thr dumping, not men.

>>96028993
Have you considered that you are the strange one getting married and having children at 35+? You would be the age of most peoples grandparents by the time your child is graduating high school.

>>96026001
>>96026171
Comorbidity of transsexuality and autism is H I G H. OP is a faggot who also has autism. On top of that he's also some dyel manlet. As I said ngmi as a man.

>>96026717
Struck a nerve?

>>96029469
most men have dumped women
they twist it in a way that makes it about the women like I said before or push things until they are dumped (ignoring them, openly cheating, complaining, being a piece of shit, all ways to force it into them the victim while). It's the same as the idea of men being the ones who do all the picking up, if you pay attention women will do a shit ton of things to get there while technically not being the one that brings it up.

You need to interact with more people and you'll start noticing this retarded shit. I've seen it from friends, office co-workers, ttrpg events, bands. If a woman wants someone everyone notices it, they just don't feel like saying it. If a dude wants to end a relationship everyone notices it, they just don't feel like saying it.

>>96029478
NTA but most women in our Western societies have their first child at around age 30. Maybe this is lower for Americans, but I don't think we should compare ourselves to animals anyways.

>>96029504
Anon you have made several posts about this in the span of several hours. Are you projecting your own insecurities?

>>96029478
>Have you considered that you are the strange one getting married and having children at 35+? You would be the age of most peoples grandparents by the time your child is graduating high school.
only if most people marry in their 20's, otherwise they're the ones becoming grandparents at your parent's age. A grandma in her 40's isn't the most common thing.

>>96029518
>Are you projecting your own insecurities?
why ask?
everyone jumping out of the woods to tell randos what a man should be and how hard it is clearly has a bone to pick.

>>96029520
People having kids later is a modern deviation. It has never been normal, and it clearly is not good for kids given the increased rates of mental disabilities. Being proud of that is certainly an interesting choice.

>>96029518
>hurr durr why do troll in an engagement bait thread?
>herp derp let's discuss (your) problems huehuehuehue
This right here is my third post ITT. /tg/ is just weak to bait. Also see >>96027592

>>96025300 (OP)
EXTREMELY high quality traditional games post.

>>96029545
>and it clearly is not good for kids given the increased rates of mental disabilities
correlation
you could also say it's the vaccines, the microplastics, the lack of lead, screens, electric lights, 8+ work days.
I never said I was proud of anything, don't assume stuff, dumbass. I would say I was into a couple women in their 40's when I was a teen, so I would had tried to sleep with your grandma. She still has at least 20 years to make babies.

>>96029586
The increased risks of mental and physical issues with children born of older fathers or mothers is a scientifically documented fact. There's no arguing that point.

>>96029596
No, the documented fact is that the risk for the mother doubles after 40. Going from 1% to 2%. If I told you you have 98% chance of success in a game, would you doubt for a second? People say it doubles to make it sound scary and pretend it matters.

Both parents working 10 hours a day is a much bigger issue when it comes to wanting to have a kid and being able to raise them. I'd still find time to fuck your hot grandma.

>>96029617
Everyone says it doesn't matter until it does. Twice as many ubfortunate children being born is statistically important. You're being selfish.

>>96029637
I'm being selfish for not telling people to how to structure their lives?

>>96029687
For saying twice as many poor kids born with downs syndrome doesn't matter because you want to fuck old people? Absolutely.

>>96029511
>blah blah men evil
Okay.

>>96029709
The point is that saying mostly women dump men is a lie, but half that post is about how women do the same thing when it comes to picking up.

>>96029702
They aren't born with downs, the risk is for the mother. Twice as many mothers die exclusively for not preventable causes, which is a minority. More poor kids die because of tuberculosis, go fight for universal health care if you don't want children to die.

>>96029730
No it's not.

>>96029730
>deflection
The risk for downs doubles as well. And continues to increase with age, like many other birth defects. The risks increase for both mother and child. You simply do not know what you are talking about. You should admit it at this point and apologize rather than dig yourself even deeper in the hole.

>>96026518
>"You should take the hrt sweety"
>"n-no... It was the evil chud incel telling op to turn tranny, not the heckin valid and cute xister"
Reminder that trannies are incapable of reproducing naturally and instead rely on predating on and brainwashing the young and the vulnerable.

>>96025300 (OP)
Christ anon. Just get a girlfriend.

>>96029576
sauce on the elf btw?

>>96029545
>People having kids later is a modern deviation.
Not really, of course depending on where you're from but some Protestant countries like mine said "no property? illiterate? gg can't marry" for a long time. In practice it meant many people married in their 30s.

>>96029956
It's some Korean artist called Geabull

>>96029446
So should I try to show her my social media with my miniature paintings for Dnd? It's not 40k.

>>96029415
>he doesn't want to die alone
Have money. You'll be surrounded by well wishers. That's the only way, although good luck not going senile and forgetting everyone because then you're back to being alone

>>96029702
>reeve you're being more selfish than me
Total parent genocide, NOW

>>96028457
just stop being hungry

>>96029441
QRD? I figured most FLGS owners did it on weekends or were rich enough to support it without working somehow.

>>96031043
I have 75k savings and 35k IRA. it's not much but it's more than most my age. How the fuck do I leverage that with women?

>>96031213
He's just joking about high commercial rent costs. It mostly applies in absolute shitholes like California or New York.

>>96029965
>>96029545
>>96029586
>>96029596
>>96029637
Back in the day, you were expected to have a kid while in a relationship, usually a wedding one. Having a shitton of kids is for dirty, poor, retarded people. Having to work your ass off to have a dowry to start a family was the main objective of many people if you were smart and poor, you knew it was better to just not bother starting a family at all. It was rarer back in the day because having enough money for a mostly comfortable life was less than nowadays, but it was still the usual social expectation. You'd support your extended family or help raise the kids in your village/tribe instead or something.

Well the thread has devolved into bubbling diarrhea, but I wanted to say that I genuinely can't decide whether OP is a trolling retard or cripplingly autistic.

>>96031331
Okay aside from the thing about winning game tournaments to impress her what did I say that was so autistic?

>>96028860
>>96028875
>>96029349
Never forget that anyone who isn't married or at least in a long term committed relationship after college age has something seriously wrong with them. Just think about yourself and how fucked up you are. Now understand that anyone who is also still single is the same or worse. Enjoy dying alone and forgotten, Anons. It's all you realistically have left.

>>96031221
You buy something very expensive and obvious to get people to talk. Maybe is a suit, maybe it's a car. Nothing ridiculous, but enough to make people start gossiping about how you're loaded

>>96032478
You're thirsting over a budding oneitis you haven't even talked to yet

>>96031221
You said it yourself. It's nothing special for a professional. You know in your heart of hearts that this means it only impresses trashy girls (and frankly it impresses them less than weed), or maybe foreign women that don't understand the American cost of living.

If you want to be do something that's not actually athletic but puts you around people that aren't losers, have you considered playing golf? Be cool, make friends, and you might actually be one of the guys in those big mixed groups of people that don't look deformed at trendy bars.

>>96032654
Thanks man. Yeah I'll find her personal Facebook and see if she is married or not.

>>96032800
What about a watch? I don't want to wear a suit into a game store.

>>96032911
I want to do something athletic but all the women who do athletic things are out of my league. Skinny guy who hikes or bikes is not good enough for a skinny girl who hikes or bikes, even if their faces are the same rough attractiveness and all else being equal. Most American women are fat as hell and men are expected to be muscular not aerobic. I mean like I said I'm getting fit anyway but I'm definitely not a fatass I walk and bike a lot and I do it for fun.

>>96027541
Nigga there are more women than men in the world, and all of LGBT folk account for less than 10% of the population.

What the FUCK are you talking about?

>>96029165
Have a (You)

>>96031221
Keep saving until you're able buy a house. If you hit 35 without at least having a mortgage on a property worth at least $1 million, you've failed.

>>96029545
I was looking at rural victorian census data because I'm an autist, and you would not believe the number of women having kids into their 40s.

The difference is that they just had a shit-ton of kids in general, from a relatively early age. But don't think that they weren't also having kids when they were older too, because they were.

>>96033896
Women don't want like men. Most of us are unattractive to most of them.

>>96034701
Why do you think that changed, just out of curiosity? People had way more sex? Or something else? Because by all means, people were unhealthier, had worse nutrition, more pollution, among a typically worse quality of life on average.

>>96035982
There was ~no birth control, birth control was considered evil, there was no social safety net, and half your kids died before they hit the ripe old age of 5.

>>96033896
>there are more women than men in the world
there are more elderly women than elderly men
there are more young men than young women

>>96036235
>>96033896
it literally only flips at 50

lmao

>>96036249
You now remember 60+% of marriages end in divorce. 90% of which are started by, you know whom.
Even if they were to lose money, they do it anyways.

>>96036297
if a man beats his wife nearly to death every night with a baseball bat, and she crawls out of the house to the divorce lawyer, who "started" the divorce?

>>96036299
That's surely happening all 6 out of 10 marriages.

>>96036326
In 1960, when fault-based divorce was the law of the land, 69% of divorces (in the states the data was gathered for) had the plaintiff be the wife. Cite: https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/vsus/mgdv60_3.pdf (specifically, table 4-12).

Today, the % is the same (not 90%, it's ~70%). That's right, women initiate divorces at the same rate as back when you could only get a divorce if you could prove to the court that your spouse was abusive, unfaithful, etc. Wild.

Okay so I did some more digging and I cannot find her husband at all. Her social media is pretty basic. There's a pic of her in some cosplay on her personal account and hnnnggg. I can't take this dudes I'm in love. Just imagining somehow we end up together and I can give her a bunch of my money to keep her card shop going and renting an apartment with her within walking distance of her store, it's a nice area I could almost afford, i would put a ring on it within 3 months and marry her within 3 more.

>>96036380
look, I see your point, but please consider how stopping fault based divorce effectively murdered the private detective industry. I grew up dreaming about becoming a gumshoe and now I can't because no one needs me to trick their spouses into sleeping with someone and take raunchy pictures. Why even live?

>>96029446
Mostly good advice but

“ I've noticed that a fair few women actually don't mind, or even find it cute, if you're into painting miniatures, as long as you avoid 40k, weirder freakshit from AoS/Fantasy, or WW2 Germans.”

Ionno man, I’ve gotten 3 women into 40k-just painting mind you, but still. It must be said I like artsy types that are also usually kinda fucked up in their own ways but they all liked me doing it and painting some minis themselves. It’s the 2000s, 40k/GW stuff isn’t that ‘out there’ like it was before, most LGS have DND and GW stuff.

As for OP, you are hopelessly retarded at basic societal skills buddy. Take a step back, rub one out and reaaaally think about why you asked for dating advice from a fuckin Traditional Games board on 4chan. If you can’t come round to your ineptitude you need another step back and talk to another man in real life, cause this ain’t the place man. Good luck and God Bless.

>>96036380
So what you're saying is women actively choose to marry abusive assholes?
Really?

>>96037019
>Ionno man, I’ve gotten 3 women into 40k-just painting mind you, but still
Did you fuck any of them?
What's your height build and face rating?

>>96037052
So when men marry evil, wicked women who divorce rape them, that's proof that women are evil, but when women marry evil, wicked men who cheat/abuse them, that's proof that women are stupid?

Just say you hate women, bro. No need to try to make a whole ideology out of it.

>>96025575
>Tcg fag
>Extreme sperg
OH NONONONO

Woe betide her, for she attracted the attentions of nurgle's prophet

>>96025300 (OP)
>OP in the presence of a woman
Obvious fake post. Shit thread.

>>96039049
How dare you point out inconsistency in the arguments of a brave male activist who only wants a world in which he isn’t paid less than women and isn’t statistically less likely to end up in a position of power. Don’t you understand how the deck is stacked against him at every turn?

>>96039564
>one percent at the top get paid more and are more likely to be male, that's why you as the bottom ninety nine percent need to have a worse life

>>96039049
>grr men evil how dare you!
And it is 90% started by women.

>>96040070
>>grr men evil how dare you!
I didn't say that.

>And it is 90% started by women.
This simply isn't true. It's 70% started by women. Anyone can simply google it.

>>96028860
This. Your options as a late bloomer are
1. work out and get your shit together and be the weird guy dating an early 20s girl at age 30 before it gets TOO weird.
2.Get a woman who's worse to be with than being single (remember, any woman your age who's single has been dumped by multiple men who thought "holy shit this bitch is NOT worth it" because you can't tolerate being alone and become miserable (most dysfunctional couples)
3.passport max (also a path to misery though)
4.Accept solitary life which really isn't that bad if you've got things you care about and are the right type of autistic

>>96025300 (OP)
It causes me no end of irritation that I share this space and a hobby with pathetic people like this.

>>96040070
rarely does a man initiate a break up, he will just start cheating and ignoring the woman until she leaves him, because an unfortunate amount of time they will just tolerate it, women are loyal to a fault generally

>>96040070
Brown hands typed this post. I'm sure just one more podcast making fun of OF whores will get you a gf, lil bro.

Man this thread turned into those mens' rights spergfests. I don't think calling women evil will help you see your children more often besides the weekends.

>>96037019
>Ionno man, I’ve gotten 3 women into 40k-just painting mind you, but still.
Really? Might be bad luck on my side (or some culture difference), but I've always see them be a little revulsed by some of the 40k imagery when it does pass by in conversations.

>>96040300
If you're not a fat stinky nerd, women generally find enthusiasm and skill in anything, regardless of topic, endearing.

>>96040232
Why?
>wahhhh someone want to sexo milady also I'm in a polycule so I'm immune to critique

>>96040333
>endearing
Aww like youre a little baby.
At least you have trips.

>>96037109
Yes sir, all 3. Dated them even, if you can believe that

I’m a 5’8” long hair average lookin long hair White guy. Not fat or skinny. Not particularly strong nor particularly weak. The only thing fucked about my face is I got some broken teeth from fights. Women have told me I have beautiful eyes….but I have horrible eyesight. I think a 5 is just fine. Just an average White dude with niche hobbies here to say: it is possible, long as you aren’t completely socially retarded

>>96040084
You've been saying that the whole time. Everything is the fault of men, especially what women do, just because.

>>96040553
No, my point was, the % of divorces initiated by women versus men has remained consistent from the period during which getting a divorce required you to say (and prove to a judge) "my spouse is cheating on me" or "my spouse is beating me" or the like.

This suggests that the gendered distribution of divorce initiation is based on a mix of the bad conduct of the other partner, and the willingness to put up with bad conduct. Not women insidiously hoping to divorce rape men.

>>96032654

>>96040570
It really doesn't since it depends on the assumption you can extrapolate the smaller amount of divorce to the much larger pool now. It's a logical fallacy a d betrays your actual point.

>>96040343
As we know, the height of masculinity is jerking off to escorts getting roasted on Whatever, then hatesubbing to their OF fo another wank. Don't feel too bad. The hosts are paying their $750 hourly rates, so you're in good company.

>>96040629
I don't get why podcasts are so popular. It's so fucking boring, just some guys chatting. It's like v-tubers or streamers.
Do people just really watch this shit for hours on end?
It's not like some radio talk show that's formatted for aural entertainment, it is just some some assholes talking.

>>96040686
So imagine you're a nigcel and unemployed or an entrepreneur (but I repeat myself).

>>96040412
Were they fat?
You're giving me inspiration dude I appreciate it.
I got my ex gf into DnD and painting too but that was the fluke. And I met her on a dating app

>>96040629
Ive never paid for an escort or an OnlyFans. I'm the original poster of this thread so idk what the fuck you're talking about.

>>96036695
Anon stop
You're making the would-be sisterfucker from /k/ sound sane

>>96032654
fuck you
>>96034062
aaaand fuck you too

>>96025300 (OP)
Simping over used goods is cuck behavior.

>>96041166
You had me fooled. How's being a redpill retard working out for your sex life?

>>96026641
i-i can't ask her out because she'll think i'm creepy or something
shoot. your. shot.

>>96025300 (OP)
Pics of her or you're making thi sup

>>96041432
>You're making the would-be sisterfucker from /k/ sound sane
Who?

>>96041954
>become hated and ostracized and her tiktok content
No.

>>96041975
No I don't want to doxx her or myself.
Some fat fag from here will send her this thread.

>>96040232
Vacate then. No one here is going to miss you, faggot.

>>96041980
Idk, used to post in the anime general

>>96041748
>denialposting
It'll only get worse, Anon. It'd be far easier for you to accept it now and come to terms with it before the harsh reality comes a-knocking undeniably.

>>96041988
This neurotic fear of being #canceled is what is driving rising male virginity rates. Just ask her out and take no for an answer, if you aren't literally breaking into her car as you do it, then nobody will gaf.

>>96042303
>not even breaking into her car to showcase your commitment to her and confidence in your masculinity
you're not even evilcriminalchadmaxxing, she'll never want you lil bro, she's already bouncing on some lvl 50 crime boss' hog RIGHT NOW probably, it's over

>>96042303
Asking out women IS simping.

>>96042303
Women said to leave them alone, and now we men are at fault for doing what they want?
Maybe it's time to admit you are self-loathing.

>>96043816
You cherrypicked random women saying to leave them alone and then decided you would rather be alone for the rest of your life than make a neurotic woman mildly uncomfortable for five seconds. Yes, the responsibility is on you, dipshit.

>>96043831
>the responsibility is on you for listening to women and not wanting your life ruined for someone farming content on social media
This is the world you created.

>>96043836
No, it's the world you created, by your neuroticism. Live alone, idgaf. Why would I care if you decide never to get laid?

>>96044022
>deflection
I accept your concession.

>>96044032
I accept your permavirgin status with grace. It is sad that your brain's fucked up so you'll never get laid, but in the end, it is not my responsibility. You can lead an incel to asking a woman out, but you can't make him actually do it.

>>96044080
>be my content!
No.

>>96044113
Yes, you've chosen not to "be my content," by refusing to ever fuck. The only person you're hurting is yourself, which is fine. I just told you what you should do (ask women out, and take no for an answer when doing so), if you decide to instead engage in paranoid fantasies then the consequence is you'll never fuck.

Which is fine - if that's your preference, you don't have to fuck. As Jesus said:
>For there are eunuchs who were born that way, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others—and there are those who choose to live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it.

>>96044127
>seething this hard
Lmao, go back to Tiktok.

>>96025616
This. Longer you hesitate outta fear of rejection while daydreaming all the potential what-if s you're only adding to self harm if (when) it falls flat. Ask her ASAP. Either you hit jackpot or be able to move on.
Both are in facto W while staying in limbo is outright L.

>>96028888
Checked and KEKed

>>96042303
>T. Never been mocked by lots of people for talking to a girl.
As someone who became a laughing stock in Jr. High and then high-school for "shooting my shot", I can tell you it's not that easy to just ignore it. I'm forever glad what I endured happened before the age of instant and easy communication between high-schoolers otherwise I might have eaten a bullet.
I can't imagine being a teen in today's age knowing that your moment of defeat could turn into a moment of shame captured for all time for everyone of your peers to enjoy.

Asking women out in person is a waste of time unless you're especially chadly or socially gifted
I'm not even ugly, short or skinny, just socially retarded. But I do much better writing over the internet and then the meeting-in-person either works out or doesn't. Just glad girls at least like me online

Post a pic of the game store whore or get out

>>96032654
Tell me something I haven't known for most of my life.

>>96045291
I'm not doxxing myself.

>>96045047
I'm sorry you were bullied in high school, but there is simply no way for a heterosexual man to get laid without approaching women. Women simply do not ask men out, so you will just sit in your goon cave and seethe that you don't have a girlfriend if you do not ask women out. OP has zero chance of fucking this girl if he doesn't ask her out. It really isn't that complicated.

>>96045533
>just be yourself
Every time.

>>96045536
Yes, every time you pattern match to things that weren't said.

>>96045539
You are a walking Shin-chan gag.

>>96045552
You are not gonna make it. You will never fuck. Whenever anybody says the obvious, factual, trivial truth - that a man cannot get laid without hitting on women - you go into full on crybaby mode and start claiming they said all sorts of things they didn't say.

>>96045603
>t. virgin

>>96045627
Yes, you are a virgin, obviously.

>>96036695

pic or gtfo you creepy stalker wierdo

>>96045533
>Women simply do not ask men out
Wrong but it's not common
I literally wouldn't exist if my mom hadn't hit on my dad

>>96045047
>>96045533
>>96045603
>Try flirting with some girl, asking her out or just introducing yourself to her
>Get relentlessly mocked and socially ostracized by fucking everyone for being a "sexpest", "creep" and have her harpy bitch friends spread rumors about you.
>May even end up on some sex offenders registry because women want excuses to be victims and will gladly ruin your life to feed their narcissism by getting showered in attention.
No wonder a majority of men under thirty are virgins these days.
Modern women are fucking vile vermin.

>>96042298
suck a fucking cock faggot

>>96045920
And now you're a dysgenic incel who's into femdom

>>96045533
This is very true, but we now live in a society where a single misstep or misread signal can mean that you get labeled as a sexpest or creep for life by misandrists and a society that hates you for being a man with any form of sexdrive.
So most men just don't bother approaching women, even if it means they end up lonely.
The vast majority of women are stuck in this idea that men should be the sole driving factor in pursuing a relationship, earn more than them and take care of them for the rest of their lives, and that it's even shameful for a woman to approach a man, which is a mentality that hasn't been realistic since the 1950s and is far more unrealistic now.
This coupled with women getting severely unrealistic standards for men because they they are spoon-fed propaganda about how beautiful and good they are constantly has caused a situation where most women think they are too good for the average man and men won't pursue women because a single misstep can completely ruin your life by getting you socially ostracized and even cost you your career.

>>96045933
Do you think this will actually happen if I flirt with a gamestore owner?
Also should I wear a long sleeve shirt to hide how skinny my arms are?

>>96042298
Sure thing mr. shekel-steinberg

>>96046074
Go to a bar for sex instead, or take a trip to the Philippines or Thailand and fuck some whore there, if you're white it shouldn't be an issue doing that, I can guarantee a women like her in a male dominated hobby space isn't ever going to be worth it.
But if you really want to try, which I don't recommend you have to chat her up and get to know her first, try asking about what kind of tabletop games she likes and what her hobbies are, get into her social circles, then you can ask if she wants to do anything like go to a museum or engage in one of those hobbies.

>>96046149
I can't get laid at a bar. I can barely get dates on tinder and even then there's never a second date, even if I kiss them a bit at the end of the fist date.
>can guarantee a women like her in a male dominated hobby space isn't ever going to be worth it.
Because she's used to easy attention from thirsty nerd simps?

>>96046059
I have a professionally and romantically successful brother though so at least it's not genetic

>>96046169
Or they're an insane pickmeisha like that coalburner Pearl. I might be a woman hating incel, but there's usually something deeply wrong with "not like the other girls" women that throw other women under the bus to get validation from some of the most retarded men alive.

>>96045533
It's called having friends, weirdo. Cold approoooching strangers is a waste of time, and just makes most guys who are recommended it miserable. The fact that some British retards can say shit like "Mate, I it takes me about 500 sets in London to get laid. Dubai My Course on how to approach women, you can even pay my travel expenses to go to Poland" because those are considered "good" numbers in the "community" should tell you everything you need to know about why treating flirting like a psychotic cold-caller is autistic and a waste of time.

This is because it's a cargo cult that thinks the PUAs bragging in the 00s on forums were 1) honest and 2) not plying cokewhores with the white stuff at afterparties. It never worked the way it was advertised to loser nerds that can't get laid and never got invited to house parties to know better - but who nonetheless treat "just hit on strangers bro" like it's the end all be all of flirting. It's not.

>>96046340
Yes, you can also ask out your friends. If you do not ask anyone out, you will never have sex.

>>96045533
Obviously but you are a total faggot for pretending that it's still pre metoo and pre smartphone era. There is a legitimate chance of being ostracized on the public forum for making the mistake of approaching a woman when she dosen't want to be approached. The more socially awkward or physically awkward a guy is the higher the chance something like that is gonna happen.
You honestly sound like a virgin giving out "advice" you think works based on stories you've read.
>>96025300 (OP)
OP. Approach the store lady in friendship first before attempting asking her out. You'll be able to gage her like/dislike of you far better and the chance of her being creeped out is lower. You might also find out that her personality is totally shit and dodge a bullet too.

>>96025300 (OP)
Oh for the love of God. Stop, take a deep breath. You know she's out of your league, and women like her don't belong in our world. She's gonna scam the shit out of you.

>>96046545
>scam
nah, my money is on 'let down to try and minimuse fuss', with a moderate chance of 'I think you should find another store' as its going to be excruciatingly awkward for her afterwards.

>>96046604
I suppose it depends on her character and if OP has money, but yeah
>'I think you should find another store'
Is probably the end of this story.

>>96041133
Same guy here, Jesus this thread got even worse

No, no fatties. Played around with some but never dated any. I ain’t into women that outweigh me. Take the inspiration and also know that a lot of weirdo/nerd types I’ve met are married, more so than the “normie” type people I know. It’s gives me hope too.

And to the other guy who replied to me about women/40k. Yeah i got them into painting….but mentioning even a bit of lore? Mostly glazed stares, yeah. Give em a paintbrush and mini, all smiles. Tell them it’s for setting with an endless war on behalf of Humanity against demons and aliens, robots and insane mushrooms-they’ll look at ya funny. Women : /

>>96046545
I won't buy anything out of the ordinary at the store. There are 2 things I'm looking for I'll buy if she has. I feel like spending a lot at the store will be unattractive to her if anything.

>>96046775
Nice
How / Where did you meet them?

>>96025333
You are gay
Trips of lies

>>96046775
>but mentioning even a bit of lore? Mostly glazed stares
That's what anyone should do whenever someone goes "no these fat stormtrooper ripoffs are totally different from these other fat stormtrooper ripoffs because their magic space dad. . . .".

>>96048877
More like fat Sardaukar ripoffs.

>>96025300 (OP)
Is she married...ie wedding ring? If yes move on if not keep going
Are you remotely the same age? Is she 30 and you're 18? If you have more than 10 years apart move along...unless you're rich or good looking, if you were rich and good looking youd know what to do though

Do you stink?
Are you clean?
Do you dress at least moderately well?
Can you talk to her and keep eye contact?
Are you a gross jew?
White?
Is she White?


Anyhow if you can't ask her out to dinner you are out of your league.... that said fuck it at least shoot your shot, whats the worst she can say?

>>96025696
>f I win tournaments at the store will she get turned on by me? My ex gf played in my DnD group and she said it was kinda hot that I was the DM because it meant I was in command of the group and was top dog. I thought she was messng with me but she swore she wasn't even though she admitted it a was a little dorky
Ok this shit is bait

>>96026552
>I'm not jerking off I barely even have libido anymore. It's just the look of her body that hurts.
What the are you gonna do if she says yes then nigga?
Go to a doctor and get your testosterone work check. Go to /fit/ post this same shit you will be told to get blood work.

After blood work(you want to be low as possible for the testing)
Start taking
Boron 20mg
Zink 30mg
D6 i dont i eat two gummies
B12 again 2 gummies
Magnesium 500mg befoe bed

Get sun, sleep more.

All that said just ask her out

>>96049953
>Ok this shit is bait
Where do you think we are

>>96050007
>Go to a doctor and get your testosterone work check. Go to /fit/ post this same shit you will be told to get blood work.
I already got a T test. 550 Ng/dL. Not good but not awful. All my other blood work is normal I just have a slightly high LDL cholesterol.

>>96049930
I saw a ring but I can't find info on her being married. In fact it seems possible she's in her early 30s, living with her parents, and married to another woman. I'm early 30s too and we're both white. I shower. I can keep eye contact. Idk how much to keep sometimes sometimes I have to intentionally look away but no one really says I'm weird.

>>96050783
Just ask her out

>>96049930

>whats the worst she can say?

'Please leave or I will call the police'

>>96025300 (OP)
Whatever you do, don't waste time on her. 7s are the worst because they're just obtainable enough. She's obviously been around.
>>96025502
Why? Idiot, it's better if she's married than being a town bike. Marriage is always a good thing.
>>96025729
This isn't true. My aunt does and she was never married. I guess it's just a man repellent.
>>96027269
Hard truth. That's what happens to people who shit where they eat. Women will tell everyone who asked them out.

>>96046234
>coalburner Pearl
I absolutely do not know who that is, am I supposed to?

>>96046340
I agree with this for the most part, but approaching women through the friendship/acquaintance/hobby way requires people like OP to understand when and when not to pursue someone. I usually just gently test the waters first, but I've found out that it depends wildly on the context of how you met someone.

>>96053700
>>96053426
I've been looking at a bunch of online comments for info about her husband. I'm not gonna waste time going to her store anymore to simp for her if she's married. Anyone know a good website that has marriage records?

>>96050783
sometimes a ring is just a ring

>>96056317
It's clear that you are never going to just talk to her, no matter what the circumstances are. Move on. Whatever you're doing here is not worth it.

>>96056331
No I just finally went there. She was talking about being married. Before that though she was on the phone and just from how she was acting I lost all attraction to her. Also the store honestly kind of sucked everything was overpriced and I didn't even buy anything. I literally will never return. Sour grapes I know and I would have visited the store anyway kust to check out because I always want to check out a new game store, but this was just generic and boring.

>>96025327
>Are you 6ft and built?
>Then breed her.
Literally not an option in real life. Only in your gooner cuck fantasies.

>>96025300 (OP)
Bang her for free stuff.

>>96057978
Are you delusional? Women get fucked by 6 food chads all the time.

>>96025728
as pathetic as OP is, you have to be a truly wretched, pitiful creature to get your jollies trying to step on him. gross behavior desu

>>96056317
Bro literally just go talk to her, what have you got to lose?

>>96058201
>>96058010
I went there and she was on the phone and mentioned "my husband" at least 2 times. So yeah it's over and I'll never go back there desu because it fucking sucked as a store anyway.

>>96058225
>I'll never go back there desu because it fucking sucked as a store anyway.
What happened to
>And this flgs is way better than the others nearby so I don't want to stop going.

>>96058225
>expecting any decent looking chick in the hobby (or in general) not to be taken 10 times over
ISHYGDDT
I once played a MERP game at a con where the GM was easily a 9/10 hottie with huge bazongas, but I had no illusions about her doing more than GMing for us. Pretty OK GM, a lil spergy so definitely one of us

>>96058244
it went from a place where OP thought he could get a GF to a place where he knew he couldn't, thought that was patently obvious from even a cursory reading of the thread