>be me
>gnome making shoes in a shoe store
>some tiny devil (imp I think?) comes in with a bag of gold and wants to buy all our soles
>don't get paid enough to care
>sell him a bunch of soles
>next day
>larger devil comes in
>says there was a miscommunication
>tries to get a refund for the soles
>doesn't have receipt
>no can do
>asks to speak to manager
>clock off while manager and devil are arguing
Fucking retail, amirite?

Worst thing is when some warlock gets kicked out of the inn, next thing you know a devil is trying to sue the inn for discrimination.

>>96039973 (OP)
Bro, you cheated the Devil, you're going to get Needful Thinged. It'll horrible and dramatically ironic.

>>96040184
If the devil didn't want to get cheated in retail then he should not have invented capitalism.

>>96039973 (OP)
So you're saying a devil seduced you with riches and finagled things so that you came away smugly thinking you got the upper hand? Buddy, the only power a devil has to "buy" your soul is by manipulating you into damning yourself with sinful acts. This guy is Hell's employee of the month.

>>96039973 (OP)
>be me
>gnome
That's all I need to hear

>>96043048
I don't think it's "seduced with riches" if you offer to sell a product for a given price, and the Devil pays that price, and then later comes back and tries to get a refund because he made a mistake but you have a "no receipt, no refund" policy that's publicly stated.

>>96043084
I predict one of two things, (Or both) will happen.
>Devil gets fed up and just kills everyone and burns the store down
>Imp gets demoted to a Lemure when the Devil gets back home